― If you didn't kill earthworm
with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the
rain.
― If nobody told you about India
vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the
couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal
cashew and guava in d next
street
and the owner's dog comes
through the
backyard waiting for you to
come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk
tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and
give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in
uncompleted building or under
bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to
build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on
paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door
really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat
stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre
with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in
ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa
play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer.
with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood
wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo
motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A
MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't
be shy, I didn't know either until
now I am sure 99.9 % of adults
that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw
dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard
living standard living". D song in
church saying " o singo singo,
praise d Lord", is actually " o sing
my soul and praise d Lord. I knw
u are singing it now again,
smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?

-if u didnt fall frm d bench while slipin in d aftn -if u didnt slip on d floor and foun urself under the bed in the mawin