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Him pri..ck no get shoulder ...

An Army Colonel serving with Nigeria Army School of Infantry, Jaji, Kaduna State, has been kidnapped.
Deputy Director, Army Public Relations, Colonel Usman Abdul, confirmed the development in a statement issued in Kaduna on Sunday.

He said the colonel was abducted by armed men around Kamazo near NNPC junction, Kaduna, around 7:30 p.m. on Saturday.

“The abductors dropped off his wife and left with him in his car and headed towards Abuja. They drove in a Mercedes Benz GK black colour with registration number Abuja, KUJ 154 TZ,” Col. Abdul said.

The Army urges any one with useful information that could lead to the rescue of the abducted officer to call the following numbers: 08033865572, 08030489203, 088023445961, 07038025282, 08058130703.

Source http://dailypost.ng/2016/03/27/breaking-army-colonel-kidnapped-in-kaduna/?utm_source=dp_twt&utm_medium=twitter

Simply with your web browser visit www.blackberry.com/facebook

Click on the option For any users who do not have access to BlackBerry App World, please download through your BlackBerry® Browser by clicking the button below it.
That solves the problem..

Note:
1. Visit the site With your default web browser not opera mini.
2.If you already have the previous version, ignore the update notification.

#Below are some reviews of the updated facebook chat by BB users

That talk is for Buhari .....Always Angry of someone's success... Using EFCC and DSS to vent his anger.

He wants p-square ,his brother wants family, muno and Lucy the pant girl.... While Jude wants cynthia morgan.

ammyluv2002:
Disability Support Project is an Independent Living Programme for Persons with Disabilities (ILP) and MTN Foundation partnership project that seeks to support persons with disabilities through provision of mobility aids and appliances to improve their accessibility and socio/economic status. The Project started in 2009 and has so far produced over 23,000 beneficiaries across the 36 States and FCT Abuja through Phase 1 to Phase 3 with each phase covering not less than 12 states.

Job Title: Field Officers

Responsibilities

The Ideal Field officer shall serve as the contact person and representative of Independent Living Programme for People with Disabilities in the state and will report directly back to ILP’s Headquarters in Ibadan through the Project Officer.
The Field Officer is a volunteering position but not without benefits (see below for benefits attached to this position).
The ideal field officer must be passionate and willing to work with persons with Disabilities.
Disability Support Project Phase 5 States

This year MTNF has identified the following state as beneficiaries of the project;

1. Akwa Ibom State

2. Bayelsa State

3. Borno State

4. Ekiti State

5. Imo State

6. Jigawa State

7. Kaduna State

8. Kano State

9. Nassarawa State

10. Niger State

11. Osun State

12. Plateau State

13. Yobe State

Project Duration:
9 months (April – December 2016)
Position Responsibilities

Proper handling and management of the Vulnerability Index Forms which include:
Identify eligible respondents (Physical, and Visual Impairment)
Obtain responses to the questions from the respondents
Ensure confidentiality of information provided by the respondent
Ensure that the vulnerability index form are properly filled and handed back to the head office in good shape.
Accurately record the respondent answers on the Vulnerability Index Forms according to instructions in this manual.
Upload completed V.I form online to project database website
Liaise on behalf of ILP with Ministries and authorities e.g. Governor, First lady of the State, Commissioner for relevant ministries, Director of Rehabilitation, Special Adviser to the Governor on disability.
Place Jingles on state radio stations to sensitize/mobilize people with disabilities to come out for administration of VI forms, verification and distribution
Keeping a clean and tight record of details of VI forms, items supplied in the state, aids given out and left over
Send back filled VI forms with the database filled out to help for verification purpose
Get and arrange for venues and other logistics to be used during verification and Distribution ceremonies
Get relevant authorities and stakeholders needed to attend the distribution ceremonies by handing out invitation cards and monitor it to ensure they turn up for the activities as at when due.
Report writing at each stage of the activities and ensure it reached the appropriate personnel as at when due.
Get the appropriate name of the relevant ministries, their addresses, Office Location, office room number, email address and phone number.
Skills/Abilities/Personal Qualities
Applicant must;

Have a minimum qualification of HND/BSc
Previous experience of working with an NGO
Have passion for persons with Disabilities
Be resident in the Capital city of the State in which you are applying for.
Be able to speak the Native language of the state you are applying for.
Good use of English Language (both written and Oral)
Have good knowledge of use Internet and Computer most especially Microsoft Office Packages (Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel, Microsoft Access e.t.c)
Possess ability to work under pressure and deliver results
Remuneration/Benefits

Monthly Stipend
A Laptop Computer throughout the project period
An Internet Modem and Monthly subscription throughout the project duration
Monthly Call Credit
Transportation Expenses throughout the period of V.I form Administration will be paid
All Expenses(Transport, Feed

How do i apply?

CSTR2:
Stop this rubbish. It is embarrasing.
Countries of less than 10 million people are producing fighter jets and maglev trains.
What has the igbo nation of over 30 million people done?
Yes, i know the whole story of how Nigeria is a zoo. Still not an excuse really.

Do you know any of these guys. Dr. Philip Emeagwali, Ndubuisi Ekekwe, Cyprian Emeka Uzoh, Sebastine Chinonye Omeh, Philip Njemanze etc

Seamareggae:
Nawa... Why talk like that...

Am sorry please please forgive me

lekjons:
what is a "p-square"

Psquare is any twin male, usually from Anambra state, that is richer than u, ur wife and ur siblings....

paul: peter there is a show in Netherlands , is about 80million euro , wot do u think?

Peter: hmm nnnaaa see moni, am interested.

jude: am really sorry guys.. Pls let's accept the offer

Paul: tweets : p square live in Netherlands!!!

Buhari said his ...he's following his leader@ BUBU monkeys and baboon........ Wetin una do am ? Use presidency dash am...ApC abeg make I hear!

That's just the way it is....things can never be the same.

That's good..
But whats really wrong with facebook chat for blackberry... I updated my app as I was notified, never knew is a downgrade to a 7kb app that links to web browser.. Pls tell them to bring back the facebook chat on bbworld and delete that rubbish 7kb app they call update. Dnt update urs if u get the notice else u will regret.

With the way things are going...jude will be out of the game...psquare remains psquare ..dJs get ready for a banging hit from the duo come esther.... Ladies and gentle men are u ready?!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God shaaa, but he still needs to answer ur phone call, house needs change

Was at Rukpokwu in Portharcourt some days ago ..and decided to take a stroll...in the street behind shell manifold at rukpokwu...

Then it astonished me to see young boys in a mud very dirty ,filled with broken bottles and other waste materials catching fish.

I wondered what kind of fish that could be, and wondered What health risk this young boys may face..
See Pictures below

Hmmmm u go thief moni wey no fit ruins visa to dubai...if u want to thief , thief big ... Do Visa run ...when u make it, come bk and pay the person 3ple times.. Mumu

Somebody take ma space

Patiently Waiting to see something like this...front page it deserves.

Hahahaahaha chisos!!!! May be oqa rirint come to skul ween-dem tiot it.

Wot role have this women played to put this sibs together? Rubbish write up...u just want to tell us u know lola....I thought u would emphasize on some of the roles lola have played in other to solve the problem.. Nonsense

Jude can't settle the issue because he is the reason for this disintegration... Imagine ur younger brother wanted to see u privately to lounge complain.. u bid him to speak before a guest rather than c him privately... I love Mr. P cause his busy with Dance with peter #GlO, olympic milk etc... The other one is busy signing non talented people wey just dey wear pant they snap snap...jude busy with Cynthia, Well hope this would help shaa...

Who the cap fits , let him wear it....

Wetin lawyer they inspect ? Fashola be lik, See u all by this time next year.

Chisos!!!

There is money jareeeeh !!! Just that if u let BABa know u hv and u are a pdp member... Dss and EFCC will visit u.

The high level of negligence in that hospital is alarming ...Besides my Neigbour who is a Rev's son , No one else who I know made it from that hospital. If Power supply is one of the causes of negligence of patient, then let the relevant authorities do something...

Egypt's prime minister has sacked Justice Minister Ahmed al- Zend after his controversial remarks about imprisoning "the prophet" went viral.
Ahmed el-Zend was on a private Egyptian channel discussing his opponents on Friday when the interviewer asked him whether he would imprison journalists.
"Even if it's the prophet - peace and prayers upon him," Zend said before quickly repenting. He then added that
anyone who is at fault will be imprisoned "regardless of
their stature".
"Prime Minister Sherif Ismail issued a decree today to
relieve Ahmed al-Zend ... of his position," a government
statement said, giving no more details.
Egyptian judges issued a statement opposing Zend's
removal over what the head of the Judges Club told Reuters
news agency was a slip of the tongue that could have
happened to anyone.
"Egypt's judges are sorry that someone who defended Egypt
and its people, judiciary and nation in the face of the
terrorist organisation that wanted to bring it down should be punished in this way," said Abdallah Fathi.
Earlier on Sunday, Egypt's al-Azhar, Sunni Islam's highest
seat of learning, released a statement warning against any
blasphemous comments surrounding the prophet "even if
it were a mistake".
Videos of Zend's comments were shared widely online,
causing the Arabic hashtag "Not the prophet, Prosecute el-
Zend" to trend on Twitter in Egypt.
Source http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/03/egypt-online-backlash-prophet-muhammad-comments-160313100902485.html

ATM 1 and 2

The day wey una no go service una go still snap?