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In one of our training sessions,my mentor collected a Nokia torch hand set with fully charged battery. He brought a fresh egg. Then he puts the egg and the handset together and place them into a polythene bag. He tied the bag and told us to call the phone number..... Calling....calling.. ..busy.. busy.
When the battery is drained down, he gave the phone to the owner and cracked the egg.
Behold the egg was cooked!!.. done!!!. We were surprised and asked for the explanation. He told us that every handset emits electromagnetic rays. That it was the rays that was responsible for cooking of that egg. He also said that for device to be named " hand set " by international bodies is not by accident.
He said that it is never a pocket set. He went on to say that males (men) have egg resemblance in between their legs...scrotum. He admonished men to stop putting their hand set in their pockets, but to hold on hand. If you continue to put set in your pocket, the radiation from it will denature your spermatozoa and cook your scrotum . That is why our men will marry 2 to 3 years no Issues. They begin to blame their wife. They will visit men of God for fasting and prayers. God will answer them and reverse the condition, but coming out of the church, they put back the handset in their pockets and continued to denature their sperm and cook their scrotum again.
Before a communication mast is mounted in your property, you will be paid between 10 to 20 million naira as long as you sign a document the network provider gives you. People don't even read the document. Only sign and collect the pay. The document reads in part within the middle ( we are giving you this money to buy land in another place and relocate, because what we are about to mount here is dangerous to your health ) . If you continue to stay there in about 10 to 15 years period, you and others living there will be suffering from one cancer case to the other.

Please guys, don't be putting handset in your pockets. Inform your friends and relatives about the dangers. Ladies inform your brothers, male friends and relatives the same.

By putting sets in your pocket or inside bra Can cause prostrate and breast cancer respectively.

Thanks for giving me the opportunity to discuss a little on one of the burning health issues. Copied as received by a whatsapp user.

olatunjiYSO:
pls-do-you-work-with-npower? i-cant-login-too infact-i-have-a-unique-ref-No.-still,-i-cant-login. keeps-saying-invalid-userna...

type with small letters

only a baby survived.... at owerrinta (Navy school of logistics)

Organise ur herdsmen to fight thunder.

k

Their prick do gymnastic constantly

old stories

veekid:
Ehn ehn; I just wasted some seconds of my life reading this; no lesson learnt abi ayam not understanding?
Flat headz sef

are u ok? mean while, i thought ur destination was Umuahia, how come u entered a car going to mbaise after u hv arrived umuahia@op?

wetin kill am? Chei RIP... reminds me of my late cousin brother. God grant ur family the fortitude to bear ur loss.

k

Will take u guys serious any day u begin quick response to crime issue... #face to face gun battle with kidnappers.
Not after they had fled then here comes our police to launch investigation by arresting innocent passer-by.

growth in all ramification

9ice one... we all should copy.

things will never be the same, thats just the way it is.

forget Dubai... from experience, i say capital No.... how much do u trust ur friend?

999*100
=
Nearest in meaning.

......... is when a woman marries more than one husband

Acute Angle is.........
etc Goodluck, 20mins is ur time, questions are 1-17.

Catty2019:
What of those that have being unable to login , what is our fate, I've being trying to log in 5 days now I also sent them several messages with no response from them

Npower community education and teacher corps assessment ends 2mrw... what did u apply for? Have u recieved txt or mail?

Emmysteve:
Please did you use system or phone? I have been here for some hours now but couldn't take the test, anytime I successfully entered my details, the page would just go blank. Same thing with phone. I am just tired

same here

Updating ur new Job on social media.... The opposite of a comment that once hit 200 likes.
After a lady who is a church accountant was robbed, The suspect confessed of finding about the lady's position and job from her facebook account.
BEST IS TO ALWAYS EXCHANGE PLEASANTRIES AND BE PUNCTUAL, NEVER LET HANDSHAKES EXCEED UR WRIST, ELSE U WILL REGRET IT ALL LATER.

Yaya Toure will not play again for Manchester City until the player’s camp apologises for comments made by his agent, manager Pep Guardiola vowed on Tuesday.
Dimitri Seluk accused the City manager of “humiliating” Toure, 33, by leaving him out of the club’s Champions League squad at the start of this month.
The Ivorian midfielder, who announced his retirement from international duty on Tuesday, has not figured in a single City match-day squad since then.
“The day after that, his agent spoke and in that moment, Yaya is out,” Guardiola told a press conference.
“Unless Mr Dimitri Seluk comes back to the press or to his friends in the media –- because he hasn’t the courage to call me, he goes to the media –- and apologises to Manchester City first of all, then his team-mates and afterwards the trainer.
“When that happens, Yaya will be part of the group and he will have the chance to play.”
While Guardiola said that Seluk should say sorry for his comments, the club later indicated the manager wanted an apology from Toure.
Toure has recovered from a migraine that made him unavailable for Saturday’s 4-0 Premier League win over Bournemouth, but he will not be considered for Wednesday’s League Cup tie at Swansea City.
Seluk had said: “If he (Guardiola) wins the Champions League for City this season, then I will travel to England and I will say on television that Pep Guardiola is the best manager in the world.
“But if City don’t win the Champions League, then I hope that Pep has got the balls to say that he was wrong to humiliate a great player like Yaya.”
Toure, who is in the final year of his contract at the Etihad Stadium, has featured just once for City since Guardiola’s arrival.
– Cruyff respect –
He played the full 90 minutes of their Champions League play-off second-leg victory over Steaua Bucharest in August.
Guardiola added: “I cannot accept as a coach that every agent, when his player doesn’t play, goes to the media and speaks.
“I know how much Dimitri Seluk loves Yaya Toure. If he loves him, show me by apologising to Manchester City for what he said in the papers.”
Guardiola said that, as a player at Barcelona in the early 1990s, he would never have dared to allow his agent to speak out against Dutch legend Johan Cruyff, then the club’s manager.
“I cannot imagine in my day when a player’s agent would go to the media and speak against Johan Cruyff,” he said.
“Maybe it’s the new era, but I’m from the old generation, and an old-generation agent has to make his players his job and the coach his job.
“Today agents believe they are more than they are. If you have a problem, we can talk. Until he speaks, Yaya isn’t going to play.”
Guardiola said the decision to omit Toure from his Champions League squad had not been an easy one.
“It was so difficult for me to leave him out of the Champions League squad. So difficult,” he said.
“I know him and I know he’s a good guy. It was difficult as well for Aleix Garcia.”
Toure has been at City since 2010 and has won two Premier League titles, two League Cups and one FA Cup during that time.
While he will play no part at Swansea, captain Vincent Kompany could return, having not played since April after undergoing groin and thigh surgery.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/toure-wont-play-says-sorry-guardiola/

The only thing i like about this man is his intonation in english.
Besides that, he's just incompetent... Security zero, every other thing zero.

with this type of reasoning and comparison.. OAP cant work with any medium i manage...

From bashing of car to bashing of your life.
chei!!!!
This word called right... Is my right, am right.. Therefore i have to chess him, may be deal with him.
There are certain things we just have to overlook be it our right or not.
The other day I saw a Man abandoning his children in his car to exchange blow with a bus conductor, i felt gratified. ... Cause the bus conductor beat him up mercilessly

am not seeing it well... simi could u pls open it more..

when Glo sponsors your wedding...

Dambanza

if to say na white get that video for em phone would it be bosted?
NAME CHECKERS PLS AND PLS...

This is great.... Hope someon like
J J Omojuwa dont ask him stupid and provoking questions he asked GEJ.

you're cute baby.

Too many questions on my mind based on how it happened... But then, would my questions raise the dead?
I sympathise with the family and loved ones of the late mechanic.. may his soul rest in peace.

paid protesters.. That woman with immunity write up... I can bet 1 million, she doesn't know the reason shes protesting..