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Bros, buy your wife expensive things now and then. I have a secretary who uses all this extremely cheap china phone, I bought her a blackberry b5 for her last birthday, the lady almost killed me with calls. If I was an opportunist, I'd have showered her more gifts, tipped her often, and increased her salary and start smashing her. There is a million and one ways to catch a bored, broke, cash-hungry wife. but I am thankful im a loyal husband, and I dont even imagine myself sleeping with someone who works for me.
I recently took my madam to a three star hotel for one night, come and see the skills she displayed for me...and the day I bought her iphone 6, the cooking wey she cook, as in. This little romantic gesture chase away the predators...
Sit your wife down, tell her that job is a NO NO. It's either the job and the boss or the marriage. And please, make your standing firm...women hate a man who isnt resolute. You need to be the man, and stop tolerating this trash.
I am praying for every husband out there, may God bless you with money to spice your relationship.

The terrible about Edo boys is once someone discovers a nefarious way to make money, ET traveling, fraud, yahoo yahoo, kidnapping, they all follow suit and join the bandwagon. How can you be kidnapping and killing your kins men. Imagine the backwardness this trend will bring to an already wretched state as Edo. It is well sha.

I used to despise aregbe it appears he's vindicated. Despite the recession baba hafusa cleared almost his entire debts. I wonder what this guy would have accomplished if not for the downturn.

You mean the love he has for seeing fulani herdsmen kill common unharmed farmers.
The love he has for seeing Nigerians suffer after he shut down the border and the only food they eat went out of their rich?
The love he has for seeing them suffer with his vague and animal farm policies?
The love he has for seeing Nigerians image damaged by telling the world his people are fantastically corrupt.
The love he has for humiliating us globally when he disgraced your mom and every Nigerian woman by telling the world that a woman's place is only in the kitchen and other room.
The love in two years that has put Nigerians in untold and insane and sensless suffering and turned every single youth to either unemployed or fraudster or kindnapper or criminal. Wow.
I could go on... But unlike your father, I have a job, and I don't have the luxury of spending 30 days in a hospital without telling my employee why, and returning to that job. Your message is a bundle of trashed meaningless garbage. Rubbish.

Too many of them now a days. There should be a way we can verify if these people are actually who they say they are.

fuckerstard:
Be careful when you deal with those useless for nothing dickheads.

They sold all their lands and spent the money on liquor, vehicles and women. Immediately they went broke, they plan with another family to come up with some super story of them winning a shitty court case and all land owner must pay some crazy amount of money to re purchase from the winner. Empty plot would be forcefully sold to someone else if the owner can't come up with 2m, if you have a building erected on your land is 500K. Imagine that nonsense.
That happened in Lagos state around Igando/Akesan along Iyana-Iba Rd. The kind of awori for that area na die, illiterate and always hungry.

I know some of dia pickin dey on here too, make una kill yourself.

They do this a lot, it's an old land scam used by them. The best way to go about this is to sue the current omo onile. When you have a good lawyer, he does your sales agreement so airtight you have something amortifiction clause in it. This means, if you ever lose that land, whatever the value of your property is in the future, the omo onile must pay for it. When you have sound lawyers and you investigate the omo onile you don't have an issue. And always buy from educated ones, not thugs.

I think when you've done something a million times you should become wiser. I'm not a lawyer but I've sold and bought and flipped several properties. Here is what I do.
1. I investigate the omo onile. Are they mischief makers, and what is their record like with other land buyers.
2. I investigate the land. Is it originally the family's? Coz if someone sells my fatherland I will grab it back. Please make sure you are buying from a bona-fide omo onile. And that isn't enough, check their history. And ensure they are educated people. Don't buy lands from thugs and illiterates who don't know the meaning of the law.
3. And after agreeing to buy, and employing a decent lawyer, I tell the entire family I want to do video coverage and documentary during the payment. I get a video phone and snap as many pictures as possible while you hand them the cash.
4. Make sure on the land agreement you enlist at least one or two members of your family or colleagues who are police officers or military members, as witnesses. And let the omo onile be aware.
5. Fees like foundation fees etc must not be easily paid, you must ensure you frustrate them. If they want 10k, pay 500 naira let them feel you don't have anything for them.
6. And ensure you fence your land, don't pay a land and disappear for ten years. Omo oniles ate jobless folks and don't want to work, afterall they have lands and can always sell. Now if you don't do something on your land fast, they at first pour some sands on your land, if no one shows, they then put blocks, and when you still don't show, they presume your dead, and they sell off the land. So always make sure that you are not greedy when buying land. Instead of two plots you can't build, buy one. Instead of one, buy half you can fast develop. A woman near my house here at Ajah bought two plots and gave been sand filling for years, now their is an issue, and we even discovered we never collected a receipt or purchased from the bonafide omo onile.
7. And don't be friendly with them. Their prayer is you die and dont use your land. This isn't a SW or SS thing, I witnessed a northern in Gwarimpa saying he wished the owner of a land had truly died so he can resell to someone else.
8. And don't forget, omo onile are people. They have fear and their limits too. You give power to them. Don't ever beg them when you have a clash, just get a lawyer or use the law to threaten them. Who doesn't want peace of mind?

This is my humble contribution. And I have several plots of safe, secure and gazetted and cheap plots going for 400k to 500k at ibeju, badagry, ifo, itori and ilogbo for sale.

Seems the only thing SE produces is hatred and insults. Not bad though. Keep it up bro.

It depends on the fluctuation of the price of building materials in the market. Last year, i was doing finishing for a two storey project in PH, and while the client was still wasting time, cement went from 1550 to 2300. That alone pushed the cost of the plastering from 2.6 to 3.15
Building right now is dependent on cost of materials. Cement, planks, iron, blocks, sands and granite now have higher prices, and for engineers like myself, no idea when this will go down or if it ever will.
For five bedroom, the rough estimate from foundation to roofing is broken down as follows...
Approval for building in mainland Lagos, 250k, island 500k
Foundation plus casting, OMo onile cash, labor and laying of blocks = 600k if more..
Materials 1st stage, 4000 6x6 blocks including fencing plus cost of gate... Blocks sells now at 150 that's 600k, plus cement (60 bags) totals 150k, don't forget sands,stones,steel and planks plus labor. Another rough 500k. Total is roughly 1.5m plus labour.
Then roofing. I did one for a three bedroom recently, you can visit jonnytech at abule eggs to get a quote for your roof, don't go to towers, their price is insane, but the quality is the best. The roof I did was a step tiles aluminum roofing and it swallowed 900k.
Now finishing, that one depends on your taste. For a five bedroom, you need soakaway, parking lot, tiles, ceiling, good kitchen work, POP, wall screding, wardrobes, etc... Book like 2million.
And don't forget your borehole...pray your land is not on some rocky land because you might have to pay close to 500k if it is.

Now You See, you need roughly 5-6 million. And I hope you are not building at lekki coz you will for sure need double the amount.

At OP I'm not scaring you, building right now is expensive but it's worth having your house than living a fake life style and paying your rude and annoying land lord yearly. God will bless you. You can pm me if you need more advice.

Hmm

God bless you sir. Wow, just an HND

owobokiri:
Jonathan ordered him to steal and hide the loot underground? Face the topic and stop being petty..

What a buffoon! GEJ intentionally sorrounded himself with criminals. What does the like of low-petty thieving career scums like Asari, Tompolo, Oduah, Nedu, Ayin, Ubah, FFK, and the ex drug convict Kashamu could ever offer any SANE and SENSIBILE government? GEJ was a blatant, useless, pernicious and soulless criminal, and that's why he's sorrounded by cons and jailbirds as well. The stupdyest thing Buhari government has done is letting this daylight treasure looter walk around, giving useless speeches, and getting hailed by the international community. The government can still persecute this thief and his accolytes and let the world see what piece of sh***t he is.

To be extremely candid, the GEJ government CAME CLOSE TO DESTROYING this country with its tacit approval of Endenmic corruption.
Haba! This is one person. Now imagine what could be found in the bunker of Allison, Oduah, Reno Omokri, Fani Kayode, Ubah, Okonjo, Chinedu Nedu, Wike, Dokpesi, and the hailers of the popular chants, "he's our son!"
GEJ was a complete disaster the Nigerian economy is still reeling from!

The north is still 10,000 years behind civilization. The pain is, why the South can't put these non-entities in their beggar and kunu spot.

I dont know why the UK isnt doing this. It looks like the UK doesnt really care...most of the folks there are just criminals and con artists.

price of the hiace? and is it in Nigeria?

Fugly, but way better than the annoying Danfo. We gotta evolve, and recession aint a reason to stay in the rot like some folks.

Looks like a bunch of repainted and refurbished Danfo. The only difference might just be, no conductor, and no Amugbo driver. This ones will be drivern by Lasu and Unilag Graduates, minimum qualification of 2.2, and 5 years driving experience. I dont know why we can't just reorientate the amugbos, and touts, and train them driving and commuting ethics. But anyways, its a welcome idea. Almost six year ago when Fash was bulldozing the Okadas off our major roads, the sky didn't fall. Why not just ban Danfos, and popularize Uber?

This one is always assuring and promising. I dont think he will be any better than Buhari. Atleast, Buhari keeps assuring us we will suffer till 2019, and that there is no hope, this professor is still acting like a Yahoo pastor that he formerly was. Stop promising Salvation, Nigerians need cheaper food, cheaper energy, good power, and we need you to budget 100,000 for your entire family feeding allowance, so your wife can go and buy pepper and palm oil in nyanyan market and see what the commoners are facing.

ONLY a BIG FOOL WOULD DIE SERVING THIS WRETECHED PIECE OF TRASH NATION. BUT RIP DEAR. PLEASE DO. AND MY PRAYERS GO TO YOUR PARENT. YOU DIED TRYING TO GET THAT USELESS NYSC PAPER CERT, SO YOU COULD BUILD A GOOD LIFE FOR YOURSELF. YOU DIDNT DIE FOR THIS BLOODY USELESS COUNTRY.

No where.
the country is stuck in a serious traffic

Booohareeeey is playing right into Biafrans' hands. And the world is paying closer attention to the plight of the SE.
It's just a matter of time before the world steps in and the Ibos get what they are fighting for...and that would be the interesting and seeming end of this terrible trash called Nigeria. Long live Biafra!!!

useless trash

nigeria is a useless entity. an african country called kenya exports meat and milk to most of east africa, our fulanis are still in the stone age, and we have a president who allows their wantom killing of other tribes within the country. no life has any value in the useless country. A country, where Ponzis reign, where those who are too timid, and too afraid to invest their funds, laugh at the misfortune of others. Ah, what a totally wasted nation with people with such dark hatred for their fellows. Niaja, a nation of glory-beafers, no wonder majority are extremely wreteched and poor. No wonder pastors are the billions, because hatred is too much, we even go to the lenght of fetishness to destroy ourselves. Hian!

i am yoruba and i watched as my kins men are been dragged to an extremely petty level, attacking an extremely brave tribe fighting for their self-determination. what good has nigeria done anyone? a country bleeding both citizens, and brain drain. a country where the future is so uncertain. where 24/7 power and good roads, are still a mirage. I was talking to a cousin in London, and talking about PHCN, and he was born there...the boy doesnt understand what I was talking about light been taken. Nigeria is a hopeless and completely useless case.

And the Ibos, are extremely vindictive, arrogant (yet with little to show off). When you celebrate a useless leader building by-pass, a totally corrupt animal who commissions a fly-over...when you have countries like Dubai, building floatillas, and islands on the sea...what a bunch of small-minded people. I pray you get your Biafra, and I pray my people get our Odua land. We are too different, and shouldnt even have been matched in the same nation. Our cultures are diverse, the Yorubas are totally open , and you guys are too insecure.

And shame on the Niger Delta, they are supposed to be the one agitating for their freedom. Not the ibos. I am even ashamed I share a nation with a group of people who could bomb oil-pipes, and destroy their own eco-system, for the sake of peanuts, and stipends from the useless federal government. the ND, should be ONE spear-heading the division of Nigeria. Can you imagine, a region providing for the entire country, now begging for peanuts. The ND are a bunch of shamless people. You need to get your right, and fight for whats yours, and you are even going about it all wrong.

The Hausas and Fulanis are the worst. Thinking about what they've done to this country makes me shiver, and I am so embarassed that the best the south could even do right now is hope of presenting Atiku, another criminal and scum for presidency come 2019, and our region will now, be in full fledge war regarding who will be the veepee *shameless divided south. Lets just go our seperate way, hatred doesnt bind, it splinters.

And to the dead brain mor0n who wrote this article, you need to travel around the world some mroe and rediscover better civilization with real unity and wonderful government and system. Nigeria, is a fantasically hopeless contraption, that should be destroyed with a nuclear bomb. I hope I never get as angry as I am right now again this year, reading this peice of balooney!

Claim it too if you believe!

I pray a surpassing miracle happens in my life. I see myself using something this ridiculously expensive by the end of this year. Insha Allah

this was what my best friend ex-wife started with, and with time, we learn she was sleeping with one Yoruba demon. Women...such an ungrateful lot. She left a successful log and wood exporter who owns over ten mansions in Mowe-Ibafo, for an Instagram guy. Lol. The last time I heard, the guy with pink lips and perfect sense of dress has dropped her useless a.ss after getting another younger pregnant. She's still trying to come back though...not caring about the dress senses again.

Madam, divorce your husband...go and meet that guy you've been eyeing. Your eyes go clear. You just need to suffer small...atleast, you still get money to buy data...by the time fine useless boy knack you kolo tire, you go wake up and you man would have find a woman who loves him and his shabby dress sense. Useless!

Text me 08033188099...
I could work with you
I have an estate project I am handling at Ibeju-Lekki. I wont be paying you for the next 3 months...you'd be gaining plenty experiences...
if your interested in experience, text me.

Whatever happened to Nigeria, I shall be exceedingly blessed and healthy and favoured come 2017. It shall be my year.