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That speech was not read from Nigeria. Well done for running away

Wait till 2 weeks from now. Nigerians will eat their leaders.

WANTED! WANTED! WANTED!

Name: Muhammadu Buhari 

Age: 77 or even 99

Nickname: sinzu money

Occupation: cattle rearer

Side Hustle: president

Most Treasured Possession: cows

Hobby: traveling

#WhereIsBuhari

Who Is FG Flying Out With Challenger Jet From Abuja Airport This Morning?

Posted on March 27, 2020 by The Elites

There are questions being asked about who Nigeria is bending its rules and the ban on international flights for, as arrangements are being made to fly someone, an unnamed expatriate, out this morning.

It will be recalled that FG placed a ban on international flights a couple of days back. Flights are not allowed out or in except on emergency cases.
We sighted a letter granting permission signed by the Director, Air Transport Management in the Ministry of Aviation granting a CHALLENGER 604 with Registration number N880ET to take off from ABUJA Airport this morning.
Though the title of the letter itself is suspicious as it indicates that the request was for the evacuation of an expatriate and the destination is London.

See the document from Aviation Ministry

https://www.theelitesng.com/who-is-fg-flying-out-with-challenger-jet-from-abuja-airport-this-morning/

Osinbajo should watch his back. If anything happens to Bubu, the cabal is viciously insidious. they can take him out and plot a kangaroo coup just to retain power.

They did it during Yaradua time.

Danbazzau and co who did it that time are still the cabal till date

A 21-year-old woman is believed to be the youngest person with no pre-existing health conditions to have died after contracting coronavirus in the UK.

Chloe Middleton, from High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, is believed to have died from COVID-19, the disease caused by coronavirus, on 21 March.

Her mother, Diane Middleton, wrote on Facebook: "To all the people out there that thinks it's just a virus please think again.

"Speaking from a personal experience this so-called virus has taken the life of my 21-year-old daughter."

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-briton-21-with-no-existing-health-conditions-dies-after-contracting-covid-19-11963451

Okay na

If this man survives this. He should turn a new leaf.

Those wishing him death are more than those wishing him life.

Because na person papa, I wish him quick recovery

Ok

Season one is almost complete

Rasmega:
And one bastard in Ask Rock is stealing the few in hospitals meant for Nigerian citizens.

Trust me. In 2 to 3 weeks. Nigerians will eat our leaders.

Abba Kyari should not go to Lagos. He wont return alive...

Can I get the phone number to Aso rock I want to tell them something.

We had budget nothing less than 20 billion every year for Aso rock clinic and they were eating qworo, eating Amala and drinking spirit with the money. Now e don set.

We are just starting ooo. If you want to see the future look at Italy.

Revolution is coming cos Nigerians cant stay indoors and starve to death.

Our leaders should get ready

Speak of selfless people.

Forget matter.

Our Sinators, state governors, honourable members will place orders from behind to have it at home.

Aso rock will order for their families.

It will not be in hospitals for you and i.

UK ordered for 2 million and they have started production 2 weeks ago. its not ready yet

Buhari and his 10 thieves dont give a flying Fork about you.


Corona has come to test our resolve as a nation.

Too early to tell.

Wait till a couple of weeks.

I also don't trust Naija tests.

God has to intervene.

advanced nations with hundreds of thousands of ventilators are struggling

Nigeria has less than 50 ventilators to serve all her citizens. UK government ordered 700,000 to be produced as no country was willing to sell

America is also producing.

What will Nigeria do?

Why are ventilators used?
To get oxygen into the lungs and body
To help the body get rid of carbon dioxide through the lungs
To ease the work of breathing—Some people can breathe on their own, but it is very hard. They feel short of breath and uncomfortable.
To breathe for a person who is not breathing because of injury to the nervous system, like the brain or spinal cord, or who has very weak muscles.

How does a ventilator work?
The ventilator is connected to the person through a tube (endotracheal or ET tube) that is placed into the mouth or nose and down into the windpipe. When the health care provider places the ET tube into the person’s windpipe, it is called an intubation. Some people go through surgery to have a hole place in their neck and a tube (tracheostomy or “trach” tube) is connected through that hole. The trach tube is able to stay in as long as needed. At times a person can talk with a trach tube in place by using a special adapter called a speaking valve. (For more information on having a tracheostomy.
The ventilator blows gas (air plus oxygen as needed) into a person’s lungs. It can help a person by doing all of the breathing or just assisting the person’s breathing. The ventilator can deliver higher levels of oxygen than delivered by a mask or other devices. The ventilator can also provide what is called positive end expiratory pressure (PEEP). This helps to hold the lungs open so that the air sacs do not collapse. The tube in the windpipe also makes it easier to remove mucus if someone has a weak cough.
How are patients on ventilators monitored?
Anyone on a ventilator in an ICU setting will be hooked up to a monitor that measures heart rate, respiratory rate, blood pressure, and oxygen saturation (“02 sats”). Other tests that may be done include chest-x-rays and blood drawn to measure oxygen and carbon dioxide (“blood gases”). Members of the health care team (including doctors, nurses, respiratory therapists) will use this information to assess the patient’s status and make adjustments to the ventilator if necessary.
How long is a ventilator used?
A ventilator can be life saving, but its use also has risks. It also doesn’t fix the problem that led to the person needing the ventilator in the first place; it just helps support a person until other treatments become effective, or the person gets better on their own. The health care team always tries to help a person get off the ventilator at the earliest possible time. “Weaning” refers to the process of getting the patient off the ventilator. Some patients may be on a ventilator for only a few hours or days, while others may require the ventilator for longer. How long you may need to be on a ventilator depends on many factors. These can include your overall strength, how well your lungs were before going on the ventilator, and how many other organs are affected (like your brain, heart and kidneys). Some people never improve enough to be taken off the ventilator completely or at all.
How does a patient feel while on a ventilator?
The ventilator itself does not cause pain. Some people don’t like the feeling of having the tube in their mouth or nose. They cannot talk because the tube passes between the vocal cords into the windpipe. They also cannot eat by mouth when this tube is in place. A person may feel uncomfortable as air is pushed into their lungs. Sometimes a person will try to breathe out when the ventilator is trying to push air in. This is working (or fighting) against the ventilator and makes it harder for the ventilator to help.
People on ventilators may be given medicines (sedatives or pain controllers) to make them feel more comfortable. These medicines may also make them sleepy. Sometimes, medications that temporarily prevent muscle movement (neuromuscular blocking agents) are used to allow a person to breathe with the ventilator. These agents are typically used when a person has very severe lung injury; they are stopped as soon as possible and always before ventilator support is removed.

luminouz:
Will u keep kwayet?
What do u have that u dey write will on?

Nothing sir

oh Nigeria

This may sound like fairy tale but if you have not written your WILL. Do it now.

There is no point creating crisis after you go, leaving no will.

Its about to get dirty in Nigeria

The British government is doing everything to make sure their economy does go down in recession due to Coronavirus

ksstroud:
So no one has a daring Faith like Daniel, the Three Hebrews to challenge CORONA
I can't believe all these...

Are you an atheist. If you are a Christian. Shame on you. Daniel was an ordinary person and not a pastor who increased his relationship with God. You have equal access to God like any pastor or prophet. Why not rises and heal all Coronavirus victims and we will know you serve God

obi58:
@ op what's the latest?

I've given him options and told him to research on whichever he wants to do.

Again

A statement released today.

Europe, China and America is fighting this virus and pumping money into their economic to avoid recession

We are all worried for Africa

We have been told that We have made trillions from stamp duty alone.

Now you have extended it to savings account. where is all these money going to

lol

So long as it's in Lagos and no Fulani or cow died. Buhari cant be bothered

This life eeee

I've never seen a count6as Discombobulated as Nigeria.

Since Coronavirus was announced in far away China. Buhari announced a kangaroo almajiri committee to tackle the virus. As him if he knows how far the committee has gone.

We are good at focusing on the minor and ignoring the major.

Just to appear to the world that we are fighting the virus we are making noise.

The minister for health now uses twitter to appear relevant.

Lassa fever is not all over the world. Its ravaging our people. More that 300 people have died in the last one year, yet, no update or word from the government. No major awareness on how to curb it.

No, Lassa fever wont give the government the global attention they yearn for.

Let's keep fooling ourselves. Oil will soon be a history and our brain will reset

Can someone check the brain of that man that said he is dressed like a poor man. His belt and shoe will buy a 2012 Mercedes e class with ease. At least with the current exchange rate

Poverty has blocked some people's eyez

That's the bias of Seun against Christians. The future generations of Nigerians will wake up to sue him over it.

If its in any western country you make people take oath to comment, they would have shut the site down.

He needs to embrace equality and fairness. that's where the world is