₦airaland Forum

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mumu governor

Hope he can handle the revolt that will follow

Did you see this picture few days ago on Nairaland and people hailed Buratai.

He that lives by propaganda will die with propaganda

Naija

She is shaking table.

Ladies and gentlemen,

This money has entered voice mail.

No be person wey don chop go dey alive use health infrastructure

The people who donated never had the masses in mind. It was about give and take between them and FG.

Imagine if all the people who donated in south west for instance had a meeting with south west governors, made their donations and told governors what to do. The masses will at least feel the money.

State governments are sharing food at least.

FG na audio money.

That money don go.

He took her to see the mum.

This is the WhatsApp conversation that followed

What will you advise both of them to do.

Whose side will you take

Introduction.

interesting days ahead.

The rich in Nigeria should get ready to be eaten.

the only reason Nigeria is not in flames yet is that the poverty region of the country has not been locked down

Ik

NwaNimo1:
Illuminati tool.......beware!

Can you keep your flying fcuck mouth shut.

And if the same group approach you now you will start getting erections

See

At this point in our COVID-19 response, we should no longer have cases from returnees and we should be through most of their contacts. So Ideally, the case load should be expected to drop off. The fact that we are seeing cases now is already evidence of community spread. That means we are more at risk now than at any other time in our response. And that means avoiding physical contact is more important today than it was last week or 3 weeks ago.
Please stay at home and stay safe.
Happy Easter.

Do you know...that Nigeria had 35 cases when the government embarked on lockdown

Today we are at 323 and still counting. The number of Coronavirus cases increased in Nigeria DURING the lock-down than before?

Do you know that before the lock-down, only Lagos and Abuja had cases but DURING the lock-down, cases spread to Ondo, Ekiti, Oyo, Kaduna, Katsina, Anambra, Delta and Akwa Ibom states?

Do you know that the international gateways are only partially locked down?

Do you know that locking down without ACTIVELY testing the whole populace, isolating and treating is pure insanity?

Do you know that the current policy does not search for possible cases but officials wait in their offices for cases to be reported to them after which they show up while those cases had fully infected those that had been locked down with them?

Do you know that with the current policy devoid of any intellectual input, Nigeria might have to be locked down indefinitely while the cases would actually increase?

You cannot lock-down, destroy the economy while not deliberately testing, isolating and treating cases! The current lock-down policy, copied and pasted from the Western world without taking cognizance of the peculiar structural situation in Nigeria is the height of stupidity?

And no, the lock-down is NOT working in Nigeria; you could take that to the bank! The lock-down policy of the federal and state governments of Nigeria have actually failed simply because they didn't approach technocrats to help formulate policy...they simply copied from other countries...and copied the wrong thing.

America and UK are approaching their pick now but that's because despite the lockdown they are testing vigorously to understand what they are dealing with.

Now you know!

Review the damn policy; Copying and pasting policy with no structural framework wont work. Crime is increasing in Lagos because of poverty. Its only a matter of time it will spread all states. The poor will come after the rich

#thinkAgain!

Same fears

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Mine has been full of drama.

I am working from home and its been a mix of fun and boredom, 8:45am i have my managers meeting. Early morning team meeting on zoom where we review the previous day.

I basically move around the house with my laptop.

I try to exercise during my lunch which is 1pm or make love to my wife. Yea. there's been loads of sex. more like another honey moon in the house.

I have added a little weight.

I have started some online studies now so its keeping me busy.

watched Money Heist and miracle in cell 7 and looking for other good movies on Netflix

See what will happen.

Despite the fact that this is a deliberate attempt to cover an evidence that will swallow people

1. Mumu presidency will set up a kangaroo committee with billions to report back withing one month
2. They will report that cause of fire is suspected electric fire.
3. That report will say there is no CCTV to show entry into the building or fire has burnt down the CCTV server
4. Was any document saved in the cloud. No.
5. Did they set up any Businesss continuity plan for the department affected. No. Ahhh, Mallam, we need to set up one now. another billion is released for oga to work from there
7. Another billion is released to repair the building. Julius berger our corruption channel is brought in.

Presidency calls a press conference to snap pictures to recieve the report.

Another committee is set up to review the report for mr president

and the case dies a natura death.

place Naija on Amazon, I will market it for sale

Rubbish

The court will gather journalists and the public with no social distancing. same crime you are charging them for.

Nigeria is sick.

Smart couple.

They are married and they saved money.

Let the knacking start legally

Stupid reason

If I wasn't married. This would have been a perfect time to get married.

If you have booked hall and food cancel it.

Go to the priest with both parents and get married.

After Coronavirus. Throw a wedding party with your wife and a baby bump.

Save money. People are not just smart.

Aba boys are ready mr Governor

otonko

shameful

The Unwanted Federal Donor

You donate cash to the federal government to help fight the Coronavirus, right? Great!

Did the federal government inform you they didn't have sufficient funds?
Have you asked them to give account of the hundreds of billions expropriated for healthcare all these years?

You and I know that whatever goea into their pockets disappears but you chose to donate to them! Well, I believe you didn't really donate to fight the Coronavirus but to secure your position with the federal government! Don't insult our intelligence with 'I donate this to the FG to fight COVID-19'. What in tarnation are you smoking?

If you wanna really help with funds to help fight the Coronavirus, go to your state, speak with your governor, select a general hospital, upgrade it with the best equipment and the best medical practitioners, help them set up a medical database centre too, then massively help test your people... and treat those that might have been infected!

...or donate directly to the states doing the actual job!

Those that pretend to give to the federal government to fight Coronavirus are either insulting our intelligence, or surprisingly stupid! Yes, the federal government would recognize them and compensate them with favours later, but those donations have nothing to do with the Coronavirus! You may donate to the federal government all you want, but leave us out of it; we are not grateful. Thank you very much!

The biggest impact of such funds is at the state or regional level; those that donate to the federal government are absolutely ridiculous!

Cheers you all!

Ok na.

Believe APC and go to hell

The Unwanted Federal Donor

You donate cash to the federal government to help fight the Coronavirus, right? Great!

Did the federal government inform you they didn't have sufficient funds?
Have you asked them to give account of the hundreds of billions expropriated for healthcare all these years?

You and I know that whatever goea into their pockets disappears but you chose to donate to them! Well, I believe you didn't really donate to fight the Coronavirus but to secure your position with the federal government! Don't insult our intelligence with 'I donate this to the FG to fight COVID-19'. What in tarnation are you smoking?

If you wanna really help with funds to help fight the Coronavirus, go to your state, speak with your governor, select a general hospital, upgrade it with the best equipment and the best medical practitioners, help them set up a medical database centre too, then massively help test your people... and treat those that might have been infected!

...or donate directly to the states doing the actual job!

Those that pretend to give to the federal government to fight Coronavirus are either insulting our intelligence, or surprisingly stupid! Yes, the federal government would recognize them and compensate them with favours later, but those donations have nothing to do with the Coronavirus! You may donate to the federal government all you want, but leave us out of it; we are not grateful. Thank you very much!

The biggest impact of such funds is at the state or regional level; those that donate to the federal government are absolutely ridiculous!

Cheers you all!

The Unwanted Federal Donor

You donate cash to the federal government to help fight the Coronavirus, right? Great!

Did the federal government inform you they didn't have sufficient funds?
Have you asked them to give account of the hundreds of billions expropriated for healthcare all these years?

You and I know that whatever goea into their pockets disappears but you chose to donate to them! Well, I believe you didn't really donate to fight the Coronavirus but to secure your position with the federal government! Don't insult our intelligence with 'I donate this to the FG to fight COVID-19'. What in tarnation are you smoking?

If you wanna really help with funds to help fight the Coronavirus, go to your state, speak with your governor, select a general hospital, upgrade it with the best equipment and the best medical practitioners, help them set up a medical database centre too, then massively help test your people... and treat those that might have been infected!

...or donate directly to the states doing the actual job!

Those that pretend to give to the federal government to fight Coronavirus are either insulting our intelligence, or surprisingly stupid! Yes, the federal government would recognize them and compensate them with favours later, but those donations have nothing to do with the Coronavirus! You may donate to the federal government all you want, but leave us out of it; we are not grateful. Thank you very much!

Imagine Emeka Offor donating 12 billion and you tell me it's not for future oil deals.

The biggest impact of such funds is at the state or regional level; those that donate to the federal government are absolutely ridiculous!

Cheers you all!

Was this not same man that said to CoronaVirus, Nigeria is ready to battle you.

He talks too much.

Na person way get money dey do panic buying

Did he mention procurement of ventilators or manufacturing of some? No
Did he mention plans for more testing, widescale testing, more test kits coming in? No
Did he commend those on the front line putting their life on line, urging them on, thanking them, possibly massaging them for their commitment? No
Did he implore Nigerians to bear with the government in these difficult choices they will make, such as lockdown? No
Did he mention what the people would eat during this lock down? No
Did he mention the overall public health strategies being relied on by all leaders across the world to combat this pandemic? No
What did the president bring to the table? Nothing?
Why....?
Because the script writers don't know public health strategies to combat this pandemic. They are only good at abusing critics.
Because they don't do research so they don't know how others are handling this thing.
Because the president is an illiterate, so he doesn't know what this is and he can't write the script himself.
Because this is a wicked government, cut off from the people so to them everyone can die.
His voice was hard and devoid of empathy and concern for the people.
The cut and join made the whole thing incoherent leaving many to ask:
Who was talking - Buhari or someone else?

1.Nigerians wanted a live broadcast but they didn't get
2. The several cuts & paste showed it was prerecorded, no doubt
3. It was an airtight room, a makeshift owing to background air intrusion
4. The huge blind behind the president was fixed for the occasion, just hung
5. The broadcast was incoherent owing to many stoppages to correct the president, note the incoherent lines on the oscillating voice pitches ( rise & drop of his voice)
6. The camera at a point tried to enlarge the president's image which attracted Buhari's attention at a point. The man behind the camera stopped and left it steady till the end.
7. It's not the usual rooms at the presidential villa, note the flags behind the president. None of such flags have been used before today (if in doubt watch his few previous addresses)
8. There were frantic efforts to clean the video using a 3D video editing app but they failed. Again, they tried to work on the voice which rather ended revealing the background air intruision.
At the moment the President can be anywhere!!!


Foolish enough, they released the accompanied pictures to Buhari's broadcast maybe because of its beauty. It's now clear and our argument has been validated that Buhari has ran out of Nigeria. This is not Presidential Villa. He's nowhere in Nigeria. It's not enough to record something and play out to your citizens while you are in safe haven. No president has done that and none is doing that. Don't accept it please. Buhari should come out of hiding and interact and talk to people even on live broadcast like other presidents are doing. Even the infected ones like British PM is still talking. Buhari is not in Nigeria