₦airaland Forum

After the regae, we will play the blues.

shebi NNPC won stop oil production.

in 2 months time, proper kidnapping will start. the rich will pay the price for neglecting our country

Why is no one sharing beans. Are we not tired of diabetes.

Well done to the church for being sensitive to their people

Divide this country.

Islamabad remains the capital of a country

It was well cleared afterwards

Here is a message they sent after it was reported

The PPE has been removed. The red bag is the in properly disposed PPEs, was decontaminated by our public Health and disposed off professionally. I am intouch with Dr. Kawu Director of Public Health and we have began the process rounding up all those that participated in the burial for possible isolation. Pls lets encourage people to remain calm. A breach has happened but we are on top of it.

Top 3 to take over from him

Lawal Daura, Former DSS boss
Hadi Sirika, Buhari Nephew, minister of state, aviation
Or Babagana Kingibe. Who betrayed Abiola

Ok

mumu governor

Hope he can handle the revolt that will follow

Did you see this picture few days ago on Nairaland and people hailed Buratai.

He that lives by propaganda will die with propaganda

Naija

She is shaking table.

Ladies and gentlemen,

This money has entered voice mail.

No be person wey don chop go dey alive use health infrastructure

The people who donated never had the masses in mind. It was about give and take between them and FG.

Imagine if all the people who donated in south west for instance had a meeting with south west governors, made their donations and told governors what to do. The masses will at least feel the money.

State governments are sharing food at least.

FG na audio money.

That money don go.

He took her to see the mum.

This is the WhatsApp conversation that followed

What will you advise both of them to do.

Whose side will you take

Introduction.

interesting days ahead.

The rich in Nigeria should get ready to be eaten.

the only reason Nigeria is not in flames yet is that the poverty region of the country has not been locked down

Ik

NwaNimo1:
Illuminati tool.......beware!

Can you keep your flying fcuck mouth shut.

And if the same group approach you now you will start getting erections

See

At this point in our COVID-19 response, we should no longer have cases from returnees and we should be through most of their contacts. So Ideally, the case load should be expected to drop off. The fact that we are seeing cases now is already evidence of community spread. That means we are more at risk now than at any other time in our response. And that means avoiding physical contact is more important today than it was last week or 3 weeks ago.
Please stay at home and stay safe.
Happy Easter.

Do you know...that Nigeria had 35 cases when the government embarked on lockdown

Today we are at 323 and still counting. The number of Coronavirus cases increased in Nigeria DURING the lock-down than before?

Do you know that before the lock-down, only Lagos and Abuja had cases but DURING the lock-down, cases spread to Ondo, Ekiti, Oyo, Kaduna, Katsina, Anambra, Delta and Akwa Ibom states?

Do you know that the international gateways are only partially locked down?

Do you know that locking down without ACTIVELY testing the whole populace, isolating and treating is pure insanity?

Do you know that the current policy does not search for possible cases but officials wait in their offices for cases to be reported to them after which they show up while those cases had fully infected those that had been locked down with them?

Do you know that with the current policy devoid of any intellectual input, Nigeria might have to be locked down indefinitely while the cases would actually increase?

You cannot lock-down, destroy the economy while not deliberately testing, isolating and treating cases! The current lock-down policy, copied and pasted from the Western world without taking cognizance of the peculiar structural situation in Nigeria is the height of stupidity?

And no, the lock-down is NOT working in Nigeria; you could take that to the bank! The lock-down policy of the federal and state governments of Nigeria have actually failed simply because they didn't approach technocrats to help formulate policy...they simply copied from other countries...and copied the wrong thing.

America and UK are approaching their pick now but that's because despite the lockdown they are testing vigorously to understand what they are dealing with.

Now you know!

Review the damn policy; Copying and pasting policy with no structural framework wont work. Crime is increasing in Lagos because of poverty. Its only a matter of time it will spread all states. The poor will come after the rich

#thinkAgain!

Same fears

waleyp:
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Mine has been full of drama.

I am working from home and its been a mix of fun and boredom, 8:45am i have my managers meeting. Early morning team meeting on zoom where we review the previous day.

I basically move around the house with my laptop.

I try to exercise during my lunch which is 1pm or make love to my wife. Yea. there's been loads of sex. more like another honey moon in the house.

I have added a little weight.

I have started some online studies now so its keeping me busy.

watched Money Heist and miracle in cell 7 and looking for other good movies on Netflix

See what will happen.

Despite the fact that this is a deliberate attempt to cover an evidence that will swallow people

1. Mumu presidency will set up a kangaroo committee with billions to report back withing one month
2. They will report that cause of fire is suspected electric fire.
3. That report will say there is no CCTV to show entry into the building or fire has burnt down the CCTV server
4. Was any document saved in the cloud. No.
5. Did they set up any Businesss continuity plan for the department affected. No. Ahhh, Mallam, we need to set up one now. another billion is released for oga to work from there
7. Another billion is released to repair the building. Julius berger our corruption channel is brought in.

Presidency calls a press conference to snap pictures to recieve the report.

Another committee is set up to review the report for mr president

and the case dies a natura death.

place Naija on Amazon, I will market it for sale

Rubbish

The court will gather journalists and the public with no social distancing. same crime you are charging them for.

Nigeria is sick.

Smart couple.

They are married and they saved money.

Let the knacking start legally

Stupid reason

If I wasn't married. This would have been a perfect time to get married.

If you have booked hall and food cancel it.

Go to the priest with both parents and get married.

After Coronavirus. Throw a wedding party with your wife and a baby bump.

Save money. People are not just smart.

Aba boys are ready mr Governor

otonko

shameful

The Unwanted Federal Donor

You donate cash to the federal government to help fight the Coronavirus, right? Great!

Did the federal government inform you they didn't have sufficient funds?
Have you asked them to give account of the hundreds of billions expropriated for healthcare all these years?

You and I know that whatever goea into their pockets disappears but you chose to donate to them! Well, I believe you didn't really donate to fight the Coronavirus but to secure your position with the federal government! Don't insult our intelligence with 'I donate this to the FG to fight COVID-19'. What in tarnation are you smoking?

If you wanna really help with funds to help fight the Coronavirus, go to your state, speak with your governor, select a general hospital, upgrade it with the best equipment and the best medical practitioners, help them set up a medical database centre too, then massively help test your people... and treat those that might have been infected!

...or donate directly to the states doing the actual job!

Those that pretend to give to the federal government to fight Coronavirus are either insulting our intelligence, or surprisingly stupid! Yes, the federal government would recognize them and compensate them with favours later, but those donations have nothing to do with the Coronavirus! You may donate to the federal government all you want, but leave us out of it; we are not grateful. Thank you very much!

The biggest impact of such funds is at the state or regional level; those that donate to the federal government are absolutely ridiculous!

Cheers you all!

Ok na.

Believe APC and go to hell

The Unwanted Federal Donor

You donate cash to the federal government to help fight the Coronavirus, right? Great!

Did the federal government inform you they didn't have sufficient funds?
Have you asked them to give account of the hundreds of billions expropriated for healthcare all these years?

You and I know that whatever goea into their pockets disappears but you chose to donate to them! Well, I believe you didn't really donate to fight the Coronavirus but to secure your position with the federal government! Don't insult our intelligence with 'I donate this to the FG to fight COVID-19'. What in tarnation are you smoking?

If you wanna really help with funds to help fight the Coronavirus, go to your state, speak with your governor, select a general hospital, upgrade it with the best equipment and the best medical practitioners, help them set up a medical database centre too, then massively help test your people... and treat those that might have been infected!

...or donate directly to the states doing the actual job!

Those that pretend to give to the federal government to fight Coronavirus are either insulting our intelligence, or surprisingly stupid! Yes, the federal government would recognize them and compensate them with favours later, but those donations have nothing to do with the Coronavirus! You may donate to the federal government all you want, but leave us out of it; we are not grateful. Thank you very much!

The biggest impact of such funds is at the state or regional level; those that donate to the federal government are absolutely ridiculous!

Cheers you all!

The Unwanted Federal Donor

You donate cash to the federal government to help fight the Coronavirus, right? Great!

Did the federal government inform you they didn't have sufficient funds?
Have you asked them to give account of the hundreds of billions expropriated for healthcare all these years?

You and I know that whatever goea into their pockets disappears but you chose to donate to them! Well, I believe you didn't really donate to fight the Coronavirus but to secure your position with the federal government! Don't insult our intelligence with 'I donate this to the FG to fight COVID-19'. What in tarnation are you smoking?

If you wanna really help with funds to help fight the Coronavirus, go to your state, speak with your governor, select a general hospital, upgrade it with the best equipment and the best medical practitioners, help them set up a medical database centre too, then massively help test your people... and treat those that might have been infected!

...or donate directly to the states doing the actual job!

Those that pretend to give to the federal government to fight Coronavirus are either insulting our intelligence, or surprisingly stupid! Yes, the federal government would recognize them and compensate them with favours later, but those donations have nothing to do with the Coronavirus! You may donate to the federal government all you want, but leave us out of it; we are not grateful. Thank you very much!

Imagine Emeka Offor donating 12 billion and you tell me it's not for future oil deals.

The biggest impact of such funds is at the state or regional level; those that donate to the federal government are absolutely ridiculous!

Cheers you all!