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More than 10 people have been feared dead in a ghastly motor accident on Sunday morning in Eripa, Boluwaduro Local Government of Osun State.

According to reports, the victims are said to be returning from the annual Oke Maria pilgrimage in Otan Ayegabju in a bus belonging to SS Peter and Paul Catholic Church, Lagere, Ile-Ife.

Eyewitness account revealed that the bus conveying passengers and other commuters from the annual pilgrimage held on Saturday lost control and rammed into a fence at the other side of the Iree/Eripa/Otan-Ayegbaju/Ila Expressway causing the vehicle to fall in a pit.

Officials of the Federal Road safety commission (FRSC) have arrived the scene and were seen bringing the accident victims out from the bus with the help of residents.

As at the time of filing in this report, more than 10 people have been confirmed dead with passers by languishing in agony and shock of the number of causalities involved.

The annual pilgrimage was held on Saturday where thousands of worshippers gathered for prayers at the Oke Maria mountain located in Otan Ayegbaju.

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Pls we need update from Abuja...

Chai, Omisore kee, For PDP primary Election,

Antipob777:
I pray Omisore wins the primary. He is the only one that can battle the APC candidate.

Akin Ogunbiyi all the way

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– It seems Nigerians will have to wait much longer for a better economy
– Findings indicate the inflation rate has hit a record high at 16.5%
– Economists say this is the highest rate since 2005
According to the Consumer Price Index (CPI), it states that inflation rate in Nigeria’s economy has hit the roof at of 16.5%. It said this is the highest figure ever since 2005.
The finding was released by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS). It revealed that inflation for the month of June rose to its highest point since October 2005. This is an 11-year gap. Likewise, inflation rate increased from 15.6% in May to 16.5% in June 2016. This is because energy and food prices weigh in heavy on inflation for July.
President Muhammadu Buhari has been applauded in his war against corruption and decimating insurgency; he has however performed below expectations to make the lives of Nigerians better since May 29, 2015.
“In June, the Consumer Price Index (CPI) which measures inflation continued to record relatively strong increases for the fifth consecutive month. The Headline index increased by 16.5% (year-on-year), 0.9% points higher from rates recorded in May (15.6%),” the NBS said.

“Most COICOP divisions which contribute to the headline index increased at a faster pace, the increase was however weighed upon by a slower increase in three divisions; Recreation & Culture, Restaurant & Hotels, and Miscellaneous Goods & Services Year on year, energy prices, imported items and related products continue to be persistent drivers of the core sub-index.

“The Core index increased by 16.2% in June, up by approximately 1.2% points from rates recorded in May (15.1%). During the month, the highest increases were seen in the electricity, liquid Fuel (kerosene), furniture and furnishings, passenger transport by road, fuels and lubricants for personal transport equipment.”
Apart farm produce, the main sub-index rose by 16.2% in June (year-on-year) by approximately by 1.2% points from 15.1% recorded in May.
“The Core sub-index has increased at a faster pace for five consecutive months. Over the first six months of the year, the Core subindex increased by 12.8%, up 5.2% points from rates recorded in the corresponding period in 2015.”
Inflation rate has risen consistently since October 2015, with the change in exchange rate policy, in the latter part of June expected to weigh in on inflation for the month of July.
Goldman Sachs, an American multinational banking and investment firm, forecasts that Nigeria’s inflation will not rise above 20 percent in 2016, before it takes retreats to lower levels.
While there is palpable fear in the air based on the current staggering inflation rate by a good number of Nigerians,

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Money has different names !!! In church its called (Offering), in school its (fee), in marriage its called (dowry), in divorce (alimony) when u owe someone its (debt), when u pay the government (tax), in court (fines), civil servant retirees (pension), boss to workers (salary), master to subordinates (wages), when u borrow from bank (loan), when u offer after a service (tip), to kidnappers (ransom), illegally received in d name of service (bribe). The question is when a Husband gives it to his wife.. What do we call it ?? Answer ---------- ??

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LEOSIRSIR:
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Thanks Bro, u are sighted!!!

There's God in everything we are doing, long out!

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In this post I am going to be revealing 3 major mistakes guys make that is ruining their chances of getting the girl they like to like them back. As a matter of fact; the problem with these mistakes is that most guys make them and still don’t know it is the major reason why girls they like don’t take them seriously. Infact, they think it is romantic to make these mistakes I received a lot of messages this week from guys who have been having the problem of “not been taken seriously by a girl they like” That is not a nice feeling, trust me. To like a girl and not been liked in return can be very frustrating. As a matter of fact, if a girl initially likes you and you behave in these 3 ways I am about to reveal right now – it will turn her off in an instant. The messages I got were over a hundred plus…and guess what? Every single one of them were doing all these 3 mistakes…all of them.
And so I decided to write about it, at least, to save them and some other guys out there from falling into the same pit. Are you ready? The three mistakes are these: 1. Chewing Guming. 2. Surrendering Don’t mind those names; I know they sound silly *smiles* just Stay with me, I will explain them one by one. – CHEWING GUMING. Find any girl and ask her right now – like, get any girl in here now and ask her how she regards guys who behaves in these following ways. One; If a girl doesn’t reply your messages and you start sending her messages like: – “talk to me now”, – “why are you treating me this way”. – “Hey, hey. I just sent you a message. Reply now” AUTOMATICALLY – she regards you as a pest – and when a girl starts seeing you this way there is no way she is going to EVER date you. Why? Because behaving this way makes her see you as someone who doesn’t have self worth. She sees you as a beggar of love and attention and girls hate guys who beg for attention. It’s just not manly, it makes you appear like a boy – like a kid. Two; If you call a girl too much: initially she might like this but when you keep doing it over and over again, she starts to loose regard for you. You need to make her miss you sometimes, bro. Most guys are guilty of this. They call a girl up and spend 20 minutes boring the poor girl to death – they even do it four times a week. Some call a girl twice every single day, Some even make it a duty to call up a girl every single day to ask her if she has eaten and how her day went. Guy, it’s boring jare. Even if na you sef. Do you like a girl who is always bugging you and showing how crazy she is about you? Of course not, you keep her aside and go for other girls who are more of a challenge. That’s the same way girls view you when you do this, as somebody to be kept aside for Better guys to come in.
No matter how interesting your conversations are, you need to make your calls sparse. If she is just a friend; fine – you can call her everytime you want. But if she is someone you intend to date then you need to make her miss you sometime, make her look forward to your calls. That is how you appear like a boyfriend material. Keep showing up all the time and she will start feeling like the only thing you do with your life is to chase her, next thing she would tell her friends you don’t have a life. Three; Asking a girl if she likes you. This one is another frequent kind of chewing gumming that most guys do. This question makes a girl uncomfortable, big time – especially if she is not yet into you. The other day this new girl I was seeing showed me one particular text she got from a “chyker”: “Why don’t you love me”. The text read. “What should I do so you will like me?” The babe laughed at the text with her hands around me while calling the guy a childish baby. Now, that pained me. My fellow guy been insulted by a girl is one thing I don’t like seeing. When you ask a girl questions like: – “do you like me?”. – “why are you treating me this way” – “I’m I your type?” – etc etc… It kills every chances of her ever been interested in you – EVER The other day a guy showed up and was on his knee begging my cousin to date her…the way she laughed at him when he left was heartbreaking… Actions like this puts a girl off and makes her look down on you. And trust me; a girl never dates a guy she looks down on. Unless you are rich and she wants to turn you into her maga (even at that, she will still treat you like trash and channel your money to another guy she likes) NUMBER #2 MISTAKE: SURRENDERING. This is one major mistake most guys make when it comes to the girls they like and you know what? This one mistake is the main reason why most girls turn them down. If you keep making this mistake girls will either keep looking down on you or would prefer to be just friends with you instead of dating you. Let me make this clearer: Every girl loves a man; a real man. Someone who is in control and not someone they can control. A girl will not see you as a man who is in control if you keep struggling and trying to impress her all the time. It’s cool to try and make an impression on a girl, be caring on her and all BUT this doesn’t mean you should become and act like her slave. Alright; let me give you an example. Some guys get offended by a girl they like, get tongue lashed by the girl and still beg her for forgiveness (even though they were wronged) – this is not romantic, it’s foolish. And when you act this way, girls will never feel butterflies with you. Even if they date you, it would be out of pity – and bro; that relationship won’t work
That’s just one. I have seen cases where a guy always tried to please a girl, giving in to her every request, basically worshipping her… …And still he got dumped. When you surrender your manliness to a woman and becomes her slave; it will put her off. Yes, she might like you as a friend but not as a boyfriend – no woman dates her slave. You have to project value. – If a girl makes you angry, tell her – don’t just smile and act like you like what she did. Be a man. Be in control. Don’t go around begging her for love; because you see guys doing it in movies doesn’t mean it works in real life. Every girl will tell you they want a guy who worships them but still, worship them and see how it goes – worship them and they will tell you that they like you as a friend but can’t date you. Look for any pretty girl who has a boyfriend she is in love with, you will notice that she is the one always trying to impress the guy and not the other way round. Girls love a man who is in control. There are more mistakes and i can bet all the naira in my bank account that you are making these same mistakes with the girls you like, In fact, you don’t even know that they are mistakes (that is why it’s even dangerous). You are making these mistakes and you are thinking it’s romantic but the fact is that it’s chasing the girls you like away.

Everybody wants
to make their relationship stronger and healthier, but
many people don’t know how to do that. Many
couples sometimes find themselves working against
one another when times are rough. Financial issues
are the number one cause of fights and divorces.
Making a relationship strong is not always easy, but
the advantages of keeping a long-term, committed
relationship outweigh the problems and difficulties
that you face. Here are a few effective ways to keep
your relationship strong.


1. Stop arguing over money
As I mentioned above, finances is one of the greatest
causes of fights. Although we are in a recession now,
you and your partner should stop arguing over
money to keep your relationship strong. Don’t
complain and don’t bicker. Think together about
things you spend on, how you could make more
money and how you can save. Work together and
your relationship will be much stronger.


2. Be more affectionate
To keep your relationship stronger you should be
more affectionate and bear in mind why you love
your boyfriend or husband. Don’t forget to tell him
that you miss or love him. You can choose something
that you know he will like at the supermarket, or give
him a massage.
3. Make your partner a priority


Give your relationship a priority in order to keep it
strong and healthy. Sure, it will not be your top
priority all the time. You will have some situations
where your children need to come first, or where you
should pay more attention to your career. Even if
your relationship cannot be your number one
priority, it should always be a priority. Devote your
time to your partner, when possible. Be thoughtful,
attentive and focus on your relationship. If your
phone rings in the middle of a conversation, ignore it
– you can call back later.


4. Respect each other when you argue
No one wants to argue, however it’s a part of life.
When you argue with your partner, make sure you do
it well. Try to listen to one another and don’t
interrupt. You should hear each other and try to
understand each other no matter what.


5. Share things with your partner
A common relationship complaint is that your
partner withdraws. It can be because he is upset or
stressed, or he is worrying about something. Try to
talk to him and ask him to share his problems with
you. You should also share your love, fear, worries
and responsibilities with your partner. Even if your
partner can’t help you, he will appreciate the fact that
you trust him.


6. Be friends
Just because you are a couple, doesn’t mean that you
shouldn’t be friends as well. Don’t say things that you
would never say to your close friend. Spend some
quality time together having fun, so that your
relationship does not become all about the
seriousness.


7. Don’t get upset over trifles
I cannot remember how many times I have asked my
husband not to leave his socks all over the house, or
wash his dish after breakfast or dinner when I’m very
busy. I cannot also remember how many times my
husband has asked me to not forget to turn the
heating off, but I often forget about it. We never
argue about such small things, though. If you’re
angry at him, take a deep breath and exhale your
anger out. The trifles are not worth getting frustrated
over.
Sure, there are many other ways to keep your
relationship strong and healthy, but these are very
important to keep in mind. These ways don’t require
much effort or time, only thoughtfulness. What do
you do to keep your relationship strong? Share your
tips with us, please.

There are variety of acts ladies display when they visit
guys, and they want to avoid s3x just to protect their
dignity. In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts…
As a matter of fact, some of them will still fall prey.

1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I lock
door. The lady stood up immediately and demanded I
opened the door, saying she was suffocating of heat.
For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she didn’t
trust me.

2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might
have noticed it. Once she starts seeing your moves,
she will PING or send her friend a Whatsapp/BBM,
that she should do the needful. Suddenly, her fone
will start ringing at intervals, she will pick and start
begging the person to kindly give her 5minutes to
show up

3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3 hours with you; she
had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading towards
the door when she notices your boxers is having a
different shape, she says “my mom should be
expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t stay
long”.

4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me a
visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit on
the chair or bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no
gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree; oyah
sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo… Could
you believe this lady said she was comfortable and
stood for nearly 30 minutes.

5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common. One even asked for the toilet,
saying she wanted to change her pad. Immediately, I
begin para like person wey breeze blow him original
Bsc certificate for inside gutter.

6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In watching
A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on
the movie as if they are writing their final year exam.

7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you
are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet into
his room. This is to signal to you that courtesy
demands you don’t initiate sex.

8. She Wears A Tight Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure themselves.
Those who are not too sure of themselves will wear a
jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping from
Kirikiri.

9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be
coming with a friend. She suddenly showed up with
her friend. It’s just one of those things.

10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a
bid to signal to you that No show at all. Funny
enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble
gum. Hahahaha

acenazt:
I know Nitel but mehn dat tym we no get telephone for house so we no dey buy card. And I just got wind thats it was for the phone booths

U don't knw NITEL joor.. Na this card then they use to make call in phone booths unit centre

Are You Part Of the 30% Of Men Who Don’t Know The
5 Ways To Please Women In Bed? Check Out This
Survey To Find Out
According to a
recent survey done by worldwidegist, 40% of women
achieve org’asm less than HALF of the times they
have se’x, and another 20% don’t feel comfortable
discussing their se’xual desires with their male
partners. Not only that, but more than half of women
also say that their partners bust within 5 minutes,
and another 23% are done in two minutes. This is
great news for you if you last at least two minutes
and one second, since that makes you officially better
than the bottom of the barrel. As for the guys who
last 5 minutes? Don’t get too excited. It takes most
women about 17 minutes to reach org’asm, so
whether you’re in the 5 minute club or the 2 minute
club, you both still suck.
For those of you who are in that 30% of men who
aren’t sure how to fix these issues and please your
lady at the same time, here’s the 5 tips after
consulting Dr. Emily Moore, the #1 se’x expert from
DatingAdvice.com.
1. Communication is lubrication: If you don’t
learn to communicate with your partner about your
se’x life, you won’t be able to have a long term,
fulfilling se’x life. Many couples have no problem
communicating with each other, except when it
comes to se’x. Whether you’ve been together for 6
months or 6 years, talking about your se’x is the
only way you’re going to have a sustainable se’x life
and get exactly what you want in bed.
You’ve evolved to have vocal chords, feel free to use
them at some point.
2. Ask and you shall receive: Be clear, honest and
open about your desires and what you like and
dislike about your se’x life. If you don’t know how to
please your partner ask what she likes, what she
fantasizes about and if she doesn’t know, then try to
figure it out together: buy some toys, read ero’tica
or talk about your favorite se’xual memories
together. This will lead you to figuring out more
about what turns each other on.
While we all wish we had telepathic powers that let
us read minds like Professor X, we don’t. So instead
of staring at her forehead really intently and trying to
guess what she’s thinking, you’re probably better off
just asking.
3. Never stop experimenting: Keep
experimenting with new techniques and touches
because the more aro’used a woman gets, the
more her sensitivity level rises. Don’t stop at one
point on her body because she seems to be
enjoying it. Make a round of visits to her most
sensitive spots regularly and you’ll be sure to
please her all over her body.
You know that thing where you hear a new song and
you listen to it to the point that you hate it? Same
thing.
4. Slow down: Many men rush through se’x, so I
always tell them to go three times slower than they
think they should. That goes for kissing, touching
and even when she’s about to get clim’ax. The more
you bring her to point of heightened aro’usal, and
then slow down, the more turned on she will be.
When she can’t anticipate your next move, she’ll be
even more ar’oused and ready to explode.
Yo you ain’t Ricky Bobby and this isn’t NASCAR.
Wanting to go fast isn’t gonna get you shit.
5. Keep on kissing: In relationships, kissing is
often the first thing that falls by the wayside. Men
get in the habit of rushing right to inter’course.
However for’eplay, like kissing, is a requirement,
not a suggestion. Women get turned on by
passionate kissing so if you feel she’s not turned on
or is losing interest, just play with kissing her in
different ways, moving your tongue and altering the
speed and places you kiss her. Hint: the neck is a
highly ero’genous yet often ignored spot on a
woman’s body.
If you try to stick it in there without any effort on
your part, your hot dog’s gonna have a dry and
crusty bun to sit in. Not fun.
In other words, try to take into consideration HER
needs and not just your own, even though we all
know it’s so much easier to just pump and dump.
Don’t be a pumper and dumper.

lovemko:
Asalam alaikum houx..
jusf wondering, is there anything to it if u say any one of those prayers for another day as nt accordin to d days u listed, eg, must i say a prayer on day 3 only on day 3 nd not say it on day 15 or visa vasa

Asalamu Alaikum wa Rahmatullahi wa Barakatuhu‎.. Yes it is possible.. Prayer is prayer May Almighty Allah accept it as an act of ibadan from Us..Mashaa Allah