₦airaland Forum

ANAMBRA11:
Most yoruba guys get black lips Its natural not due to cigar or anything

I dont know how you got your analysis but you may be right. I have never smoked a stick in my life but people erroneously labelled me as a chronic smoker just like the case at hand. I have lost job opportunities, good relationships and at times business opportunity all because the people involved assumed I smoke Indian hemp.

Abeg some of us have natural dark lips and people should stop castigating us as chronic smoker or Marijuana smoker.

aguiyi:
i dont see the sense in your post,a school bus should take those kids to school and back daily.

their father should be condemned for having up to 4 kids when he can not give them quality life.

you think that boy is happy carrying his kid sister to school on shoulder ?

@ aguiyi, must you exhibit your stupidity on social media. Look at your fingers and tell me if they are equal. The fact that God has blessed you shouldn't make you to parade yourself as if you are the best thing to ever happen after BREAD and BUTTER.

I pray God to dash you some sense. AMEN

ril19:
Still Watching You People In 3D To See Whether The Queen Of England Would Attend As Has Been Ranted By The Yollobas


Anyway Kabiyesioooo

You exhibited your stupidity on social media and expected to be given a pat on the back. Once more you are a BASTARD SON OF FLAT HEADS AND CHEST BEATERS.

When trouble sleep, your fore-fathers yanga go wake am, wetin your mama dey find, Palava you dey find, palava you go get oooooo (Fela on my mind)

ril19:
It Seems Cursing Makes You Feel Good. Buh I Think It's Uncalled For. If You Don't Watch It It Might Affect You Negatively In The Future. Peace!

He who brings home ant infested firewood should not complain when visited by lizards.

ril19:
Still Watching You People In 3D To See Whether The Queen Of England Would Attend As Has Been Ranted By The Yollobas


Anyway Kabiyesioooo

Your stupidity is a generational problem. Bastard son of flat heads and chest beaters

PhonePlanet:
Good day guys. There is something now that is very common among us here in Nigeria now, which is the fact that people carry a 7-Inch device or bigger about as a mobile phone. One example of such devices which seem to be most popular amongst users is the Tecno Droipad, and while this seem inappropriate, it also seems to be what most Average Nigerians have settled for.

I don't understand what reasons are responsible for this act and would love to if someone could explain to me, but yet I'm 100% convinced already that there is not explanation for such.

Its Just so so akward for people to call a 7-inch device "My Phone" or "phone" self, using it to make calls by placing the full 7-inch on their face, and collecting people number with it, or even using whatsapp with it especially in public places like a bus! cos 7-inch device is obviously a tablet!! And tablets where built to serve a different purpose from Phones.

I just felt like letting this out of my mind. Please if you are among them, save money and buy a phone! Even if na touch lite. And keep your tab at home. Or use it in private for other stuffs, not as a regular phone. Its not proper.

Stupid and rubbish post. If they dont call it my phone, should they call it your phone. You re high on weed and your supplier is damn good

ExInferis:
All the heat was stoked up the moment the ipods asked for guns to kill the animals in the zoo.

Stop blaming others for your blunderous idiocy.

Well said Brother, the flat heads and chest beaters will never learn from the mistakes of their fore fathers. Always fighting a lost cause and that's why they will continue to be marginalized. You cannot enjoy the dividends of democracy when you decide to be an antagonist instead of supporting the cause of a better Nigeria

i jst pity this country its only God that wll save us from this body odor, dullard of a man that think wth is ass what av been is economy policies since he came into power but some gullible Nigeria wll still come out to be defending the on defend able sorrow sorrow o oh sorrow fr Nigeria like Femi kute sing [color=#000099][/color]

i jst pity this country its only God that wll save us from this body odor, dullard of a man that think wth is ass what av been is economy policies since he came into power but some gullible Nigeria wll still come out to be defending the on defend able sorrow sorrow o oh sorrow fr Nigeria like Femi kute sing

Name your price and lets see if the price is ok

Na people like you dey spoil the catholic faith. Running after scammers in the name of man of God. What stops you from kneeling down in your room, praise and worship god, read your psalms and pour out your mind to God to grant you your heart desires. Abi dem tell you say God no go answer your prayer ni.

Kneel down and pray to your God, He will hear you.


Thank you

People that are not, will not and can never be united are fighting for separation ........what an irony of life.

They better meet and call their flat heads brothers to order. Generation of chest beaters have started again.

Joblessness being displayed by the flat heads on a Monday morning. Mtscheeeew

Empty threats from the flat heads and chest beaters again

Increase in unemployment rate. God will see us through

How does this affect the price of garri in Oyingbo market

Yet they call you the Father of the President.

Where did you get the money to entertain all the praise singers and opportunist trooping into your house daily.

Next time, gather kindergarten pupils and tell them this super story.

Na everything dey cause cancer now.

Make una kuku tell us to relocate back to the village.

Bunch of corrupt fellas.

Acidosis:
Lol

Oya where are the Yoruba and Igbo warlords who think Nigeria revolves around 3 tribes.

Why is no one claiming Fatima, an Igbira girl?


Anyway, I'm not surprised, Kogi state has always produced the best brains in Law.

As well as the best touts in Nigeria.

She was mistakenly born into the Kogi Nation because the best job Kogi and Benue MEN embrace is Security and Mei guard. DO YOUR RESEARCH

The Chest Beaters have started again

Long Live the King

When will this Candy Crush game finish sef. I am approaching level 400 (Level 371 to be precise) and the end seems not in sight at all. But I will surely see the end of this candy crush

Hmmm the Good old days.

I used candle wax on all my players because I like power play.

We have an iron post covered with net from old sponge.

There is a dedicated big plywood which we named Maracana stadium and its only used for star games. Every other game is played on smaller board.

The trophy is a combination of milk tin, parazone bottle and used bulb covered with Gold wrapper from cigarrete packs for Winner and Silver wrapper for runner up.

See wetin dem turn Naija into

I missed those good old days.

CharlyNick:
did u expect otherwise?

I was scared not because i'm not manly, but these guys can do and undo. The area is far inside the streets and I dont want to be a victim of trigger-happy police officer. Life is too sweet to be wasted by a killer cop and I believe they have a Supol or 2IC whom they deliver daily proceeds to.

blank:
I see them sometimes when i have to pass there.

They have stopped me only once. They asked for all my documents, i gave them including a laminated colour copy of my driver's license. They asked for the original and i told them that they can get whatever information they want from it or charge me to court for driving without the original license. They started all the bullshit about custom papers, i showed them that all import duties were paid by the car registered dealers as it was bought new.

I told them to either return my license or i report them for stealing my license amongst other things and they let me go. Maybe cause i am a woman and also maybe cause i spoke with some sort of authority. I cannot ever give them my original documents, always a colour photocopy.

Thank you for sharing similar experience. At least somebody who is sympathetic to the Shomolu Police Officers will not say this is cooked up story.

THIS IS A PUBLIC ALERT on the illegal activities of Corporal Samuel Emmanuel, Corporal Segun Adeniyi and an unidentified Police Officer who usually wear faded and dirty Bullet Proof vest to cover his name tag and APA number.

They usually operate down the street after the Police station or the street behind Igbobi Orthopedic Hospital and other adjourning streets in the Shomolu Metropolis. They usually conduct stop and search within the street. With them, you can never be right. I was stopped by these criminal officers recently and after checking my papers and finding no fault, they concluded that my car was smuggled into Nigeria with pre-registered vehicle particulars despite showing them evidence of custom duty payment. After much arguments, they concluded that I will follow them to the station which I accepted.

At this point, the officer who has my drivers licence refused to release it and shouted at me for agreeing to go with them to the station instead of sorting myself with them. I then asked him what he really wants me to do and he said I should pay N30K (at this point, Corporal Segun Adeniyi was on phone discussing with a friend that he needs enough money for his child naming ceremony coming up the next day). I told him point blank that I dont have such money and they abandoned me at the spot, preying on other motorist. I called my wife who called somebody who knows somebody and to my utmost surpirse, these officers denied ever asking me for money, they claimed that they only pleaded with me to buy fuel for their Patrol Van.

They gave me my papers and licence grudgingly and I drove off.

NB: For those who will ask for pictures, you can drive down to Shomolu and when they stopped you and started playing their antics, please bring out your phone and ask them for posture so you can have pictorial evidence.