₦airaland Forum

chrislu:
come closer let me rub ur neck and tickle ur belle, I love cats.

ibietela2:
K........ Whatever rocks your rocket

ibietela2:
Ok... When pc sleeps or the screen light (what is the name again) all you do is touch the mouse or keyboard

ibietela2:
Apart from that bb, what else do you have?

ibietela2:
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Do you know if the display is sleeping?

NaLaugh:
I find it funny that an adult operating a laptop in 2015 should be even hinted at.

cramjones:
Is this guy an EXJam?

BabaO2:
we killed it too

ruggedboy01:
the should fight themselves to death, stup!d lagosians

Dimples192:
You lick the thread and focus
And try again

Darkrebel666:
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~ lol .. why would I ?
And why were you looking so angry in your new photo? Did someone snatch your pusssy from you

cherryice:
awww thanks


goodmorning there, its noon here

cherryice:
smh duurr
its meant to b fierce

Ishilove:
Big and Bold.

Burger01, I hear you like them like Princess

Dimples192:
Lol not by a virgin
Virgin airlines lol
Lol the other two dimples are for my husband

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

cherryice:
lol our guy is good thanks

Dimples192:
Oh it's sooo glamorous thou
I wanted to be an air hostess growing up
But I got a criminal record for whopping
A chicks ass
I went for an interview with virgin
And they turned me down due to record