₦airaland Forum

Maclatunji would never comment on a thread like this... since he has no positive thing to say and doesn't know more than issuing 'ban' threat and banning people with 'sense' senselessly... Enemy of progress...God and not your wicked terrorists' 'Alah' pass you all...

Correct Jare... An Emir who is publicly sensible.. Sir, beef up security around you...I presume you know why...

blessed4ril: Jim is annoyinly handsome joor!





Though jus pasin sha!

What!!!! With that puff puff lips... abeg!!

Everybody dey start reality show...Seun abeg make we start Nairaland 'Uncensored' Reality Shhow... Goodluck to Jim..

maasoap: Didn't they have security or gateman at church premise that could easily detect that the guy always came to pack (abandon) different cars at the premise even though it was one at a time?
BTW, I like the combination of tribes of the robbers: Igbo and their northern master.

...that's taking it to higher level, crime De-trabilised .....

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Faith without works is dead........ The bible is not stupid! [/quote]...and who says Mr. President is not 'working'?

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]Make a messiah out of the devil?
Hmmm...... That's like a "sheep in wolves clothing"[/quote] 'God is Able'

[quote author=Ijele-igbo] seems you're living abroad!
The Nigerian people is tired of exercising patience! The Nigerian people need a leader who is ruthless...... A leader who can make something out of nothing....... A leader with an idea......... A leader who can make and take effective decisions....... A leader who can stand on his ground......... A leader who is not driven by greed....... A leader who can make a change! That's what the Nigerian people want and we are yet to see that messiah[/quote]Ok.. So, when is this 'messiah' coming? Who do you think would be the 'messiah'? When is this 'messiah' surfacing? The 'devil' you know is better than the 'devil' you don't know.. Let's make a 'messiah' out of the 'devil' we know.. Is that possible? I wish it is... ..

[quote author=Ijele-igbo] No hope for naija then according to you?
You are totally wrong! No man can turn Nigeria to America within four years, hell yeah that's true but what's counting is achieving a landmark! Making a difference! Producing creative ideas and policies that will affect the life of the citizens positively!
A president with good leadership skills...... That's what counts and sorry to say, JONATHAN possesses none!!![/quote]All he needs is time, time, time and patience on the part of Nigerians.. I believe Naija would be great and it's just a matter of time. I remember my father saying he used to fly to uk on a N500 ticket fare .. Naija was good then and i hope she would be good again..though in a more different way....

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]I don't see a need for his say in the first place....... He's just seeking for attention![/quote]What attention? Is Jonathan the woe of Nigeria? This country has been in 'Shakies' right from days immemorial and you expect Mr. President to just wake up one day and supply electricity to your house. Abeg naija problem would take decades to dust under the carpet and one senator with no 'presidential' experience is saying my president 'is not doing enough'... Nonsense..

Senator Babajide.. You must be a fvcktard..

2-month old baby!! Or Mother of 2-months old baby? Journalists self... Mtcheew.

Someone **I believe a politician** was to trying to 'whiff' money (probably stolen monies) out of naija to Dubai and our daredevil big brothers were patriotic enough to stop them... Naija!!! I hail thee..

Someone **I believe a politician** was to trying to 'whiff' money (probably stolen money) out of naija to Dubai and our daredevil big brothers were patriotic enough to stop them... Naija!!! I hail thee..

Ok. We don hear.. Come out from your caves and whine and dine with us...name your sponsors so we identify with them.. Table your grievances and justify to us why we should pardon you bokos and give you amnesty over series of bombings, killings, maiming, robberies et al in the name 'Allah'.....in the pretence of 'Islamicing' Nigeria..

So na to sleep from morning till night be that.. Make Federal Govt kuku dash us public (Sleep) holiday on the 15th so person go sleep, eat, sleep and no Nairalanding...

If this is true I won't blame the DPO but the BA.stards living phat on funds meant to develop and properly equip the police formations across the country.... Nitwits..

Documents were burnt... OK.

babyosisi: They have accepted that it is about Islam that's why a crime story is in the Islamic section
No difference

Correct!!!!

maclatunji: There is a difference between addressing this topic and insulting Islam and Muslims. There will be bans handed out to offenders beware.

@Topic, the Pakistani government reminds me of ours in Nigeria. They both seem incapable of protecting lives and property when/where it matters most.

What's he whining about? ... Na who put the thread here for you to moderate self?...

Please take this thread away from Islam section... Which kind of yeye threat is 'To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to Islam'.. Abeg comot am from here joor.. Mtcheew........

Thanks man...

gustdableman: the salary is 30k per month, and you will serve for two years

You must be joking o.. 30k and serve for 2 freaking years!!!......

Pimples: This reminds me of one of my neighbours i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ a face M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ n face U̶̲̥̅̊ house... where I used to live before,...
The man was a drunkard. So on this day, he was coming back from this drinking spree and was returning around 7:30am. (Every body in the coumpound was outside, doing stuff, children bathing, some brushing teeth ... )
meanwhile there is this gutter in front of the house. But the gutter is not so big. if you just strech your legs, you'll easily jump it.
So my neigbour was coming home and got to this gutter. Because of his drunken state, the gutter now appeared unusually large to him.
hence the man then decided to move back before attempting to jump this gutter. he then started moving back and back and back...... almost the beginning of the street ......about a 100 meters. and then started running as if he was contesting for WORLD JUMPING CHAMPIONSHIPS. all just to jump a very small gutter.Well he succeded and gave us all something to laugh about for the rest of the day...

Oh man you don kill me with laughter this morning so tay my mouth aches...

Can I get dumps for Society for Clinical Data Manager (SCDM)? Or any data management professional exam dump.. Send to: romokebabs1@yahoo.co.uk

Whatever... Just provide us with constant power supply.

Grandma Sikirat... I bet she is one of those grandmas you see in Mushin and on the core Lagos island (Isale Eko, Igarawu, Adeniji-Adele, Tapa, Dumare, Rika street, Campos.. et al) adorning all forms of gold chains, bracelets, high grade lace, palatomo shoes...and still end up living in shanties shared by two generations of relatives... Aw c'mon grandma...

She could have applied for exemption certificate knowing fully well she would not go against her believe by putting on trousers in NYSC camp... I wondered why she accepted her NYSC posting letter...hypocrisy at work...

Abeg go sidon..... What's so special about her and her believe? Confusionists...

So this mallam fit be Boko Haram!!!