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lekkie073: what do u gain from spelling liquor wrongly? r u hi?

Na wa for this 'Englis' teacher o.. So, because of missing 'r' someone don spell liquor wrongly... Abeg, go sit down for that corner....

almajiri101: Abeg Free me man. I get mission to accomplish.


Happy drinking.

Better... Wait, 'Mission to accomplish'..OK. I understand..

almajiri101: Lolz. Ajebo no dey drink "33", harp or trophy.


If you wanna drink, you had better drink refined and rich wine not beer or gin designed for hard skin like you

Where did you spring from man? Oh I see, you're an 'Almajiri'.. But why don't you get the fvck to your domain in Borno and get busy with making bombs.. And when has 'Almajiris' started using technology? Abeg, go sit down for that corner or better still join your brother 'Maclatunji' in the 'Religion for Islam' section... Or if you don't mind, get me a bottle of 'Harp' with ice cubes.. In other words, serve me 'Harp on the rocks'....

pro01: Lol. I'm as trim and slim as the average aje-butter aboki (not the almajiri type like you o). Thanks to nature and nuture, I devour umpteen plates of mende-mende and umpteen bottles of beer daily, but still manage to weigh less than 80kg (to my utter dismay!). My hair is not "coiling" (whatever the Bleep that means), it is only greying as it has been since childhood (genetics); and my cheeks are robust - evidence of my rich nutrition and good regimen. What else?

BTW, we are ALL not far from our respective graves. . .only that I suspect you're nearer to yours than I am to mine.

Correct... My guy, if you see me you won't ever believe I drink unlike those silly 'things' who don't drink and yet they grow fat and die of diabetics...

laylow001: My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk.

pro01: Bros, different strokes. If na beer tinz, na three bottles I dey take rinse mouth before I start the main drinking.

This cracked me up this morning... .. True talk sa.. I salute you bros.. Three bottles to rinse mouth... Lol.. By that three bottles na 'carry' dem go carry comot for 'arena'..

Those Ba.stards don dey enter Lagos abi?

Enough of 'warnings' abeg... We no get atomic bomb to use on those guys and wipe that region off Nigeria topography?... 'Enough' is damn 'Enough'....

'Paint' Dubai 'Red'... I still can't see the 'Red' in Dubai...

[quote author=me_for_you]Before u all go about praising nff, just know that nff are pure and applied thieves and liars. U booked a flight that will ferry them straight to calabar, yet u booked national stadium lagos for them to train. Just saying #illogical[/quote]'Olodo' ni e jor.... How you dey take pass exam self.... Smh

...so I should not bother buying that factory tinted Merc Benz I planned to buy... But, I don't think the law should affect factory tinted cars. Too bad....

adaobi123: the cars that are seized ? what will happen to them ? smh

. Na 'de-tinted' and auctioning be that...

chronique: got a 2002 hyundai sonata(american spec - auto) at 1.3m,a 2003 honda crv(auto) at 2.280m and a 2000 honda crv(manual) at 950k

Noted...

[quote author=AB$I]ignorance does worse than dis boy. U a toddler?[/quote]He is a confirmed toddler.. Ko 'Don Jazzy' rara...

rodeo0070: Me thinks there is more to this story...

Obama is hotcake for terrorists and so you can think what am thinking. May bad thing not happen to him....

One bottle of Harp..am OK. Two bottles..my head starts spinning. Three bottles..that's when I can prove to you that 'ItsModella' is 'Slimyem' or that 'Sexkillz' is a 'sex Killer' and stand bold, beating my chest and tell you Nairaland is owned by 'Burger01'...in short I talk rubbish.. So I know my limit and I prefer to keep to one bottle with a plate of catfish pepper soup.....

[quote author=Okija_juju]Omo make una fear technology o!!

The apps available on phones now are quite wickid.. Very soon, stolen Phones will send your address to their owners, complete with pictures and your landlords name... [/quote]My Techno Phone can do better and lots more.. In fact my phone could report the contacts stored on the phone if security breach is positive....

yuzedo: Chei! Can't wait for her to take n..aked pictures of her bo..obs and her punny!

... You fit handle the babe if you see her n..aked for real?.. I mean like Adams' apple. I bet na two-minute man you be joor... Na so you get mouth.....

Hey yah.. 'Corfers' take heart... It is well..

slimyem: Mtcheeeeeew..
Born-again indeed.That word don suffer!
Never liked him as an actor.His acting was sooo unreal.I don't think his singing would be something to look forward to.
Christianity don suffer.

Yeah, so unreal...

You are 'born again' and you want the world to know about it. Seek salvation my brother and not publicity.......

No be for naija i go use this ride. I fear my big industrious brothers...

That should be Boko Haramm state....

Please, I need the following for clients. Naija Used or Toks

1. 97 - 2001 Pathfinder jeep
2. 00 - 2003 Hyundai Sonata
3. 00 - 2003 Honda CRV

Toks or Naija Used.

Many thanks.

Hear hear. Hear!!!

How would a sensible father put his daughter in the front seat!!! That was wrong, wrong and wrong safety procedure.. There are restraints for children in the back seats.... Too bad...

Resembles that 'bling bling' fat rapper. Wetiin be him name self?....

Make dem bomb this man and close the case nau... Who cares for his lost life....

Is that what the Party national chairman is worth? 30m small nau... Abeg peg am for 300m and keep am if them no pay.... Yeye party....

playah P: How can u say "they've begin"??..... Are u sure you're a graduate at all?