₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

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Ogbeni, you mumu pass Mr. Ibu.. Your mum u no get part 2

This is humanity. That child nearly died. Some mofos were calling the woman all sorts of names...that woman rescued a child from hunger and death.

God bless that woman.


Btw, those pastors we have in naija are only into milking the gullible...none can ever compare to this kindhearted woman...NONE!

Ahmed0336:
were her eyes closed when he married her?

Ntoor!

ikanason:
pls access my interview and correct me if necessary:

vo - good morning
me...same to u
vo.... ur passport
vo... where are u going
me...Texas
vo.... what are u going to Texas to do
me... am going on 3 things, first to visit a family friend,
secondly to attend birthday of the mother and to
deliver her gifts from my dad, my dad planned going
himself but he died late last year so my family is now
sending me, lastly want to buy hatching machine for
my company.
vo.... what do u do
me.... I own a big animal farm. which comprises of poultry,
fishery, piggery and goat rearing. but I have plan to
expand my farm to hatching company once I buy the
hatching machine.
vo.... ur salary is what
me.... 600k
vo.... are u married
me... yes
vo... with kids
me... a girl but am expecting my second child by may
ending.
vo... how many workers did u have in ur farm
me... 26 workers.
vo... how long are u staying
me... one week

pls brothers and sisters feel free to ask me any question and also correct me if am wrong in any place. my interview is in less than one week. thanks

..one would actually think you just had an interview. Thought that was a transcript

lilyheaven:
you are mentally ill

..are you the doctor that said that rubbish? You are indeed mentally dead

Mr. Lecturer, you can lie sir

This doctor has chronic mental disorder for saying this rubbish

5starmilitant:
Make una See me See wahalaoooo,
I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Kogi, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die, is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. My people, since last week I stil dey dia o. nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112 years is lying down beside me,is asking me if my people go never start to look for me?
As am talking to u now. Am still lying down What should I do next?

Guy, what did you smoke

BabaNath:
Those girls whey Shekau1 show for him video whey dey recite Quran nko? Abi those ones be Chile girls?

What of the claim made by one retired American Ambassador to Nigeria as regards these girls?

Were their names not verified with WAEC?

Must we politicize everything?

Uncle Fayose, why are you like this?

He is retardead. Remain small make he enter market.

NgeneUkwenu:
Hold him well!

419 end time church

All these monies...why do you keep them

ULSHERLAN:
Truth be told, only one out of 10 LAUTECH male student haven't tried yahoo. No school in Nigeria can match this trend for now. LAUTECH HAS IT

That's a serious trend

Jonathan has aged....Upon all the stolen monies

Nothing beats having peace of mind...and definitely Jonathan lacks peace of mind

Ghost inside PDP.. I wasn't surprised

This people don start again

Wolfbrother:
Anybody who actually believes this nonsense deserves to be lobotomized

...not only lobotomized

Bailout is another conduit for corruption... must it be a 'must' to request for bailout

mars123:
haha...I would believe this if it's coming from a party like KOWA or some party with untested integrity.

But PDP, mba. They are so desperate and uncouth to say anything trustworthy. But I trust the wailers above will always display their ignorance.

Moreover PDP should learn that we Nigerians have started to participate in 21st century politics which involves proofs accompanying accusations and until then this accusation will just end up in the dust bin I.e the imagination of the wailing wailers

Thanks for your post. Don't mind the sinking party called PDP... they can hold on to anything to stay afloat. Useless party.. People Deceiving Party

I distance myself from anything Arik.... very useless airline. Always late on schedule

This should be done all over the country

Are you living your life for your friends

martineinstein:
That's is what my fellow Niger deltan couldn't do

You dey see am? At least you get sense pass the rest

dammytosh:
I have said all that against wailers. There is always one senseless point to raise for us not voting their brother.

Even when it is to their advantage.

They have become senselessly retar+ded in reasoning... that beats the heck out of my imagination

stephnie1:
make them dey hang all those guys abeg

Tha's the best way to curb corruption institutionalized by Jonathan

Pidggin:
Hell yesssssss! I wish he'll come back...HE was the epitome of democracy, a man of peace, under him we prospered, we were the fastest growing economy, we didn't experience fuel hike, forex thrived, the Naira had value, foodstuffs were cheap, businesses grew, jobs were surplus, his ministers were technocrats, there were no inconclusive elections, INEC/DSS/EFCC were not influenced by him, he obeyed the rule of law, he was not a bigot, the least is endless .

It seems you don't know what you are talking about

See this yam eating goat oh..... You must to come to court.

iamblisz:
Dementia? Keep deceiving yourselves, hypocrites

You don't know shait mahn

coolitempa:
So this man has not been buried since...

Beats my imagination

Boland:
You've got to be kidding me!! The person that wrote that was probably high, which development did we have during GEJ's tenure?
He keeps spitting lies upon lies, any sane man knows GEJ's administration was full of corruption, it even encouraged it..
You all shouldn't think we regretted booting him out, cos of our silence to all your rant in here.
The state of the country now is not good but there is a will to change and transform things unlike the formal government..

One of the best thing ever to happen to Nigeria is that we removed GEJ, God forbid something like his administration befall us again..

Don't mind them. Let them keep living in dementia