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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Burtonj: 12:27pm On Jul 27
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Burtonj: 10:31am On Jun 14
You guys here need to start ignoring some people
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Burtonj: 5:20pm On Jun 13
Mason Mount's #EURO2020 game by numbers for #ENG vs. #CRO: �

93% passing accuracy
47 touches
2 fouls won
2 tackles
1 shot
1/1 accurate through balls
1 interception
1 chance created
1 take-on completed

He did it all. �

�#Frank_Lampard ������� on #MasonMount �������: "He's the best attacking midfielder in terms of pressing and jumping from midfield to win the ball back. He will run all day and give his everything." ✊�

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Burtonj: 2:12pm On Jun 04
OJURONGBE1:



Pantless Marina has done it again grin
Now get him a Proper conventional goal poacher & creative midfielder.
Let us hope this one get to fulfill the entire duration on his contract. I been hear say Tuchel get craze for head and Abrahamovic no dey send. cheesy

I was so happy hearing the news, can't just wait to see how our TW goes so that we can have the full picture of what is to come this coming season.

I just pray we get the required players that would fit in immediately into his philosophy.

I need a World Class striker in Harry Kane, get him a quality CB too.

Just two or three more signings should be enough for us this coming season.

Get Rudiger to extend his contract, same as Silva, Kante and I think Azpilicueta.

A CB like Kounde of Sevilla won't be bad, but I am skeptical about his height and can be used against him in Epl.

That was why I really didn't fancied Ake when he was with us, and didn't really wanted him back.

A striker, a CB and may be one more midfielder should see us through next season.

COYB
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Burtonj: 12:45pm On Jun 04
�Breaking: Thomas Tuchel has signed a contract extension at Chelsea until June 2024

My Manager ���

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Burtonj: 1:47pm On Jun 02
2020/21 League + Champions League chances created:

Lionel Messi - 100
Mason Mount - 99
Kevin de Bruyne - 95

Mount is the youngest of the three by 7 and 11 years respectively. Gem.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Burtonj: 6:03am On May 30
Ibime:
Papangolo, pangolo, papangolo, pangolo



After the tikitaka, play the blues (the blues, the blues)/
We go dey laugh as Pep dey lose (dey lose, dey lose)/
ApariSports dem done confuse (confuse, confuse)/
Citadel wash am with booze (with booze, with booze)/

Shekpites too like to dey Maya (dey Maya, dey Maya)/
Messi contract want expire (expire, expire)/
1 billion contract, Sheik go hire (go hire, go hire)/
Make Pep win before him retire (retire, retire)/

What makes him better than his peers (his peers, his peers)/
E done dey Man City six years (six years, six years)/
Each UCL dey end in tears (in tears, in tears)/
1 billion later, no big ears (big ears, big ears)

Thiago Silva lift big ears (big ears, big ears)/
Lampard to Tuchel, we switch gears (switch gears, switch gears)/
5 months later, we don blow (don blow, don blow)
He flog Pep three times in a row (a row, a row)/

Rudiger break De Bruynah head (ahead, ahead)/
Havertz put us one ahead (ahead, ahead)/
Mason pass e too confam (confam, confam)/
Havertz10 shake hand with donstan (donstan, donstan)/

Ngolo for Balon D'or (Lon Dor, Lon Dor)/
Na wetin Chelsea fans long for (long for, long for)/
Even France, we go support (support, support)/
Make our hero win for sure (for sure, for sure)/

Dem been say Busquets better pass (ta pass, ta pass)/
Barca fans dey talk with nyash (with nyash, with nyash)/
Busquets no win Man of Match (of match, of match)/
Ngolo win am back to back (to back, to back)/

Him game sweet us for body (body, body)/
Fraudiola gast protect Rodri (Rodri, Rodri)/
Wetin escort eye for see (for see, for see)/
When Kante press am like bobby (bobby, bobby)/

Chelsea fans we dey jolly (jolly, jolly)/
James go make Euros surely (surely, surely)/
If Southgate watch, he go Soji (Soji, Soji)/
Trent no vex, oya sorry (sorry, sorry)/

Even Jorginho put effort (effort, effort)/
Christiansen dey block dem shot (dem shot, dem shot)/
Chilwell maja for Mahrez (Mahrez, Mahrez)/
Put Pep for cardiac arrest (arrest, arrest)/

Tuchel turn Pep to him bïtch (him bïtch, him bïtch)/
Him fans go run like leprous witch (prous witch, prous witch)/
7 days, dem run comot (comot, comot)/
Tomorrow excuse go be church (be church, be church)/

Na so dem fade when e dey hot (dey hot, dey hot)/
Some want sleep for Barbershop (ba shop, ba shop)/
but incase you all forgot (forgot, forgot)/
Apari no need haircut (haircut, haircut)/



....










Just so cool
Up Chelsea
Chelsea till I die

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Politics / Re: Olu Okeowo: Area Boys, Fake Pastors Are Products Of South West Nigeria (Video) by Burtonj: 5:20pm On May 10
Olayetan:
Ritualist and human eaters are products of east

Stick to the topic and don't derail
Politics / Re: INEC Office In Ohafia, Abia Set Ablaze (Photos) by Burtonj: 4:45pm On May 10
Bettykeys:


You are more concerned about those in IDP having a fresh air than those who were
massacred and rapped by d BH in the East ?

See one of them here, umu ekwensu

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Politics / Re: INEC Office In Ohafia, Abia Set Ablaze (Photos) by Burtonj: 4:39pm On May 10
EndNigeriaNoow:
shut up there....u are not Igbo or Yoruba but a Fulani terrorist. ur plans will not work. Biafra and Yoruba nation is coming and its coming fast.
#UnitedIgboYoruba

It's never hidden on this forum that the Yorubas hates Igbos and they don't hide it.

They hate my tribe and I return back the favour.

So why are you crying?

Igbos and yoruba can never unite because we ain't one.

We have different ideologies and we can never be one.

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Politics / Re: INEC Office In Ohafia, Abia Set Ablaze (Photos) by Burtonj: 4:27pm On May 10
KahlDrogo:
Hello Yemeni, how is Abia? grin

One of the zombies spotted.

These are the kind of thread you zombies will come to show your fake love to the Igbos while your region is worst and your parents sent packing to Benin Republic.

We don't want your solicited advise or your fake love towards the Igbos.

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Politics / Re: INEC Office In Ohafia, Abia Set Ablaze (Photos) by Burtonj: 4:24pm On May 10
EndNigeriaNoow:
Northern Terrorist spotted. Don't play into their Yoruba /Igbo fight tag guys

I said it, see them here already.

Yorubas and their devilish act, we see beyond your deceits and fake love
Politics / Re: INEC Office In Ohafia, Abia Set Ablaze (Photos) by Burtonj: 4:04pm On May 10
Thread for Afonjas to come masturbate on as usual while their parents has been sent to IDP camp in Benin Republic by marauding Fulani herdsmen.

Zombies over to you guys

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Politics / Re: ''If The President Can’t Deliver, He Should Be Impeached''- Hakeem Baba-Ahmed by Burtonj: 4:00pm On May 10
Why must he be impeached?

We want Buhari for 3rd term because we the zombies are solidly behind him.

The Injustices must surely go round

Sai Barbarians

Una eyes never see anything yet

The failure you guys foisted on reasonable nigerians shall consume you all

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Politics / Re: IPOB, Yoruba Separatist Groups Plotting To Attack Lagos - CP by Burtonj: 3:07pm On May 10
alizma:
Dog wey go lost no dey listen to the hunter's whistle. They have finally decided to test the dept of the river with their two legs at the same time. That mistake will be too expensive to quantify.

Stop chest beating you coward.

What have you guys done to the Fulanis that has sent you and your parents to IDP camp in Benin Republic?

What have you done to the Hausas that has been fighting you guys in Lagos for months now?

Two faced coward

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Politics / Re: IPOB, Yoruba Separatist Groups Plotting To Attack Lagos - CP by Burtonj: 3:02pm On May 10
IPOB has no business with Lagos and Lagosians.

This CP is just heating up the polity infact, anybody that takes this gibberish hook line and sinker is as dull and brain dead as the man in aso rock.

What's the correlation between Ipob and Lagos?

And for those afonjas chest beating up there, I just want to ask you guys a question.

What have your MC Oluomo and his touts done to the Hausas that has been fighting with the yorubas for months now ?

The hatred you have for Igbos will definitely consume you all.

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Politics / Re: Remember When Buhari Govt Claimed Saraki Was The Problem by Burtonj: 12:15pm On May 10
Take Buhari's word serious at your own peril.

People that are always looking for excuses

Buhari and his government are colossal failures

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Politics / Re: Wole Soyinka: President Buhari Can’t Unite Nigeria by Burtonj: 10:07am On May 10
The same Wole Soyinka that was campaigning for this failure back then?

Sir, you were one of the respectable men that foisted this failure on reasonable nigerians.

I don't want to disrespect you by calling you names but you are a hypocrite.

Enjoy your Buhari and sai barbarians.
Politics / Re: The Era of police/Army killing Unarmed protesters in the East is Gone 4 Good! by Burtonj: 8:19am On May 10
The job is not yet done by our amiable St. UGM

They need to do more, the days of killing, intimidation, maiming and extortions are long gone.

If dem born any police man or army well make dem come mount road blocks again for east make we see.

St. UGM needs to do more because their evangelism has really impacted a lot on the people's safety.

No more extortions
No more maiming and killing of our youths

All we say is Enough is enough.

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Set Abak Police Station On Fire In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Burtonj: 5:14pm On May 09
God will continue to bless St. UGM

As they keep on carrying out their evangelical work in the East, they will never stumble.

They are cleansing the decays that has been polluting the South East for years the extortions, killings, maiming by the Fulani herdsmen etc.

May God continue to guide their paths

The years whereby the security personnels uses our youths for shooting practice are long gone. It's an eye for eye now.

We say no more Youths brutality by the police and military.
We say no more mounting of road blocks

Enough is enough

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Will Be President Of Oduduwa Nation- Sunday Igboho by Burtonj: 5:04pm On May 09
hotwax:


have u watched the video?

a typical flat head without brain

It seems I just striked a nerve?

The Yorubas are known to be two faced cowards.

They never back their words with actions

Your tears are so delicious

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