deltateam:
Must you demand for an appointment letter before starting work?

truth be told, there are some benefits attached to having an appointment letter but if you do not have any from your work place yet do not worry as long as your pay keeps coming in .

Smartchoiiice:
I barely can last 5 seconds while doing kerewa. My girlfriends have cheated, insulted and broken up with me because of this....

Please what can I do about it? It is getting real embarrassing these days.

Advise me please.... and no insults.

Solution is engage in pre-intimacy. Do things with other parts of your body, explore your girlfriends body and when ever you're in her don't jackkkk too fast just go slow slow and whenever you feel the cum is building up pull out and engage in more pre-intimacy before you start digging. I hope this helps man.
But wait Oo 5secs too small sha.

Below are screen shot on how I replied a dear friend today bn Valentine's Day

Joehigashi:
What Kind Of Snake Is This?

I have a mini poultry and for months I noticed eggs are being tampered with. I suspected a snake but I couldn't find traces until yesterday while trying to relocate some, I found this snake close to one of my chickens laying eggs. It was the culprit. It has killed several of my chickens and I'm happy it met its waterloo.

What kind of snake is this and how do I prevent its reoccurrence?

What baffles me is my poultry is surrounded by houses people live in 247. I wonder where this one came From.

That's definitely a black mamba... Highly venomous..

ogabentley:
I have been good friends for 5 years with a couple who live in one of the 4 self contain apartment where i reside.
We do hang out during weekends and sometimes in the evenings. recently Frank travelled and his wife asked me to come over and fix their Dstv that it wasnt working. it was an easy fix just needed to place a wire which was out of the decoder and it was done.
as i started to leave, she asked me why i had never made advances at her.
"i told her because you are married"
"married yes, but i do see the way you stare at me, i know you want me" she replied.
then she let the wrapper she tied fall off her body, i was shocked seeing a married woman stark naked before my very eyes.
i told her it wasnt right and hurridly left before someone sees me
since then i havent spoken to her.
what should i do, should i tell her husband?

But you can lie sha!!

Uzonek:
Congrats Dear

Thanks a lot

I finally got the job I applied for last year November. Thank you JESUS

lloydtruth:
The Snake I killed in my compound, who knows the Name?

That's a boomslang and of cus it's has a potent venom. Be Kiaful.

DAREH13:
ABEG BET9JA IS NT LOADING AGAIN WAT'S GOING ON?

Same problem here o

Will have to wait till Easter day before I can believe dis

Try downloading the Paylater app.... You get instant loan

Osedagal:
Dear Romancelanders,

Am just chatting with an British lady just recently and I think am boring her to death.
I would some advice from you guys.
Chat samples if necessary
#Biko nu#

Just look at yourself.... Na your spoken and written English dey make the woman bored.

Sirmuel1:
11 6

shizzy7:
Hi, please can I also pm you? In the same boat.

That will be fine

Naxtrad:
I am not surprised at all because many persons resign from there job last year and many loopholes are left to be covered... Think of becoming Your Own boss and stop this looking for job thing abeg... sack letter is there at anytime

Thanks

Dessydemmy:
Congratulations. Early momo blessing.

Abi oo

oka4ugoo:
Also need a job (B.sc Accountancy)

God will make a way, look up to him

northvietnam:
K make sure u don't vote buhari by 2019 cuz u might loose

I decided to walk with God this year.... Doesn't matter if Buhari is re elected or not come 2019.
God can't be overthrown and that what matters

tosbobby:
Happy for u bro.
I trust God ours would come through.

Amen

quisera:
Kindly tell us more about the job. Abi u no wan share details?

As an IT Personnel

GasAndOilTheory:
Wow congratulations.. 2018 don dey obey

Thanks

MrToothBrush:
What’s with the 3018 must obey ?? Nice trend tho congrats man

Thanks

I got a new job yesterday January 3rd after so many month of searching last year.
All glory and adoration be to God only

Can you please send me dis daily in whatsapp

People love the deed; you know that, we know that. That’s just the way the cookie crumbles. But the truth is some people love it slightly more. Or are they just less afraid to show it?
It seems that there are places around the globe where people simply have more fun in the bedroom, more s*xual partners in a lifetime, more one-night-stands, and a more open attitude towards “playtime” in general.
Anyway, if you are a single guy planning to go on a vacation, maybe you should double your chances of getting lucky by choosing a place with more promiscuous women. But is it even possible to determine where the most promiscuous women live? You bet it’s possible and it has been done.
Psychologists have found a way to actually measure people’s sociosexuality. If you wonder what sociosexuality is, basically it’s just a fancy word for promiscuity, and it has been measured by a test administered in 48 different countries. As a result of that, we now know what the top 15 countries with the most promiscuous women are.
Nigerian women just can’t get enough, which is both good and bad for their men. The average session of sexual activity in Nigeria lasts for 24 minutes. Here’s to the Nigerian men! They can run the distance for sure!
That being said, it’s still not good enough for their women since 62% of them have reported cheating on their partner. 24 minutes of sexual intercourse is good, but twice as much is twice as good, even more so with different partners. It’s safe to say that you’ll probably have some fun in the sexual department if you decide to visit Nigeria. Just make sure that you can compete with the locals and better start working on your endurance because the competition there is fierce indeed. You don’t want to leave them disappointed.
France, and especially Paris, has been known as a perfect place for love; both the romantic and the sexy kind. According to “Travel + Leisure” this is the best place in the whole world for romance. Whenever you walk down the streets of Paris, you can simply feel the love in the air. And where there’s love, there is the s*x too. Heck, there is s*x even with no love in the mix at all.
Frenchmen have a reputation for being charming and super promiscuous, but what about the French women? Well, they’re no different at all. Maybe the reason is the romantic vibe all around, or maybe it’s all that great wine they have, but whatever the reason, France has earned one of the spots on our list as well.
Germany is well known around the globe for its successful adult industry; all categories and styles imaginable. You name it, they’ve got it. If a country shoots so much p*rn, people there must be open for the deed and everything around it. Or to put it differently, they have to be at least a little bit promiscuous, don’t they? And the truth is simple, Germans love getting their freak on and they’re not afraid to show it, not in their adult movies, not in their lives. So if you’ve been planning on visiting Germany, the list of things to do there should include trying German beer, getting some pretzels, and getting it on with a promiscuous German woman. Maybe not in that order. We’ll leave that up to you.
Similar to the Germans, people from the Czech Republic have also made a significant impact on the adult industry. Czech p*rn beauties are some of the most famous girls in the industry. No wonder the Czech Republic has made it onto our list of the countries with the most promiscuous women in the world. They are open to almost anything. If you plan on seducing a devilish Czech girl, maybe think twice because she might actually be a little bit too much for you to handle. Who knows? You might find yourself in an unplanned party since that practice seems to be quite popular there. If you don’t mind sharing, it might be just the thing you’re looking for.
If you want all of your hedonistic pleasures satisfied, there is one country you shouldn’t miss and that is The Netherlands. There is a famous red-light district in Amsterdam, which is one of the most famous prostitution districts in the world. The district is filled with various “toy” shops, adult theaters, adult bookstores etc. There is also an actual s*x museum if you’d like a little artistic twist on the deed itself.
The Dutch people have no problem communicating their desires openly and their highly adventurous spirit makes everything even more interesting. The Dutch women for sure have some exciting tricks up their sleeve. You might not want to miss that.
Croatia is a small and romantic country famous for beautiful beaches, great wine, truffles, and some of the best olive oil in the world. Oh yes, and s*x. So much of it. According to the testimonies collected from various tourists visiting Croatia, they all had their dose of sexy time with the local women. So if you’re up for a hot and steamy summer on the beach, this country might be just the right pick for you. Just make sure not to mess around with married women too much because Croatian husbands can be quite hot-headed sometimes. And while they’re hot-headed, their wives are simply just hot.
There have been some really interesting reports regarding the deed in Australia. It seems the Australians are quite imaginative and adventurous people. For example, over 75% of people have confessed that they have done “it” in their cars, so if you’re in the mood for some “business” in the public, go to Australia and rent a car. Possibly a comfortable, big car instead of a convertible, and have some fun in it.
Another interesting survey was the one covering sexual fantasies, where 20% of Australian women reported that their number 1 fantasy is having a party. It might not seem like so much, but that number is actually huge when you compare it to the rest of the world. For example, only 4% of US women share the same fantasy. So if you’re up for a threeway, you know where to go.
Some people talk about s*x, some don’t, but there are some countries that have that sexual vibe on at all times. They don’t have to talk about it, but you simply know they think it. One of those countries is Mexico.
In Mexico, sex is just all around; from the billboards you’ll see by the road, to their newsroom, to their famous regulated brothels. This hot and steamy country has constantly been rated as one of the h*rniest on the planet. 63% percent of Mexicans claim they are sexually satisfied, and those who are not… well, that might just be your chance to score. Get down there, have a few shots of tequila and lower your inhibitions as much as possible. You might be in for some banging good times.
Greeks are well known for being super open when the time for some sexy talk comes. Badoo actually ranked the flirtiest cities in the world based on the internet flirtations and Athens came in at the very top of the list, way ahead of cities like Paris and Madrid that would immediately come to mind when talking about the sexiest cities.
It seems that dirty talk is simply a part of everyday life in Greece and, if you take their history into an account, it shouldn’t come as such a big surprise. Greece has always been known for its ancient days of orgies and sexual openness. It seems that some of those ancient traditions have found their way into today’s Greece too, which makes Greece one of the most promiscuous countries in the world.
Have you ever seen those beautiful Brazilian people? Their bodies and their minds just speak s*x all the time. Brazilians have actually been rated as the second-best lovers on the planet, right behind Italians who are holding on to their first place. So they don’t just talk the talk, they walk the walk, too.
Brazilian women are some of the most curvaceous and sexy women on Earth, and those bodies in combination with a promiscuous mind could be just the right thing to make some sexy magic happen during your visit there. It just might be hard to compete with those gorgeous local men there. However, a little change could always be an interesting addition to the mix and you could seem as exotic and interesting to the local women, as they seem to you. Sounds like a win-win situation.
There is no need to talk much about Italy; it’s beautiful, it’s romantic, the architecture is amazing, the food is superb and so is the wine. But Italians are famous for something else too. They are rated as the best lovers in the whole wide world. Sounds pretty impressive, doesn’t it? It seems that the Italian men know what they’re doing and the women know what great s*x should look like. There is no wonder they just can’t get enough of it. 64 percent of adults state they are satisfied with their lives between the sheets and a third of them expect the deed to last more than 10 minutes. So if you’re looking for some passion, you will find all the passion you can handle and then some more right there.
Slovenia is an interesting part of our list. It seems that the whole world knows Slovenian women are some of the most promiscuous women in the world, except the Slovenians themselves. So what does a typical Slovenian woman look like? Actually, they are not very recognizable by anything and you won’t be able to notice their sexual openness at the first glance. But you’ll be highly surprised once you find yourself alone with a Slovenian girl. Apparently, they have low to no inhibitions at all. Numerous tourists visiting Slovenia have stated that they have had some of the craziest and hottest sexual encounters there. So if you plan on visiting Slovenia, don’t let their quiet appearance fool you. Quiet storms are actually some of the biggest ones and they might catch you by surprise.
Where there’s hot nightlife, there’s hot s*x life as well. Those two things simply go hand in hand. Fodor has rated Madrid’s nightlife as the number 1 on the planet. Mix all the partying with alcohol flowing like water, and you’ll find yourself in a promiscuous paradise.
But Madrid is not the only destination in Spain where you’ll find hot and promiscuous women. The statistics show that a quarter of Spanish people rate themselves as premium lovers, and 90% of them are satisfied with their sex lives. Spain is simply a country of great lovers and amazing passion all around. Whether you’re a guy or a girl, you’re guaranteed to get your daily dose of passion there. Don’t forget to wash it all down with some great gin and tonic and then come back for more.
The Swiss people are holding records in sexual openness. They start teaching s*x education in kindergarten and people are encouraged to speak about it openly at all times. They love the deed and they are the adventurous sort too. 32% of Swiss people claim they have done it in a public place.
Prostitution is legal in Switzerland as well, so if you’re into that sort of thing, you might enjoy your visit there even more.
However, even if you’re not really into that, you will have no problem finding a suitable Swiss girl ready for some action.
There are three words to describe women in New Zealand: hot, hot, hot. Biologically, men are designed to be more active sexually than women. That is just nature’s way of things. Kiwi women, however, have beaten all the odds. They are actually more promiscuous than men!
Kiwi woman has an average of 20.4 sexual partners in a lifetime. Doesn’t seem like that much? Well, guess what. It’s three times over the global average of 7.3 and double to British and Australian women that have also found their way on our list. An average Kiwi woman has on average more sexual partners that an average local man!
A 2007 Bloke survey revealed that 29% of 5000 men felt that they had been pressured into doing the deed. Could you imagine that? It’s official. Kiwi women have broken all records and they are the world’s most promiscuous women!
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15. NIGERIA

freedomforall30:
Typical Afonja and their low IQ and appreciation for mediocrity.

Murray Bruce made a powerful speech on the floor of the senate three months ago; he said: Why is it that the richest tribe in Nigeria, Igbos, despite their success in Nigeria and wealth accumulation, why is it that they are unsatisfied with the way things are in Nigeria and want out? He went further, are the Igbos seeing something that the rest of us who want to remain in Nigeria despite not having as much as Igbos have? I don't know if you get the point he was making? In a literal sense, Afonjas don't have much, they are suffering in Nigeria yet they want One Nigeria to continue and are happy with the way things are.

Bruce made sense in his speech but I think you should read my post again and see what I'm trying to say...

Horlufemi:
Biodun! Biodun!! Biodun!!! Wake up. You don shit for bed

Yes, Nigeria is now a developed country.

I know this is quite difficult to believe, but it's true. We're now developed industrially, economically and mentally. Few more years and we will be the world power. After we've figured out how to defeat China.

From a very average life expectancy of 52 years, we've climbed to 90, beating countries like Japan and Italy to it! With a golden Per Capita Income, our literacy rate is now hundred percent. No jokes. Lately, the government has been contemplating on educating our dogs and other pets; they deserve better lives too. Plus we still have plenty education left to give; even after accommodating all the students from Europe, America, Asia and other parts of Africa.

You won't believe our recent Human Development Index. 0.9! You read that correctly.

Our leaders now are young, agile, patriotic, and full of sense. The constitution has been revised so that measures that ensure creativity, growth and development prevail.

Crime rate is in its all time low. The only form of corruption you'll see is a mother bribing her son with another piece of meat to eat the two in his plate. We're blessed.

With skyscrapers littering everywhere, Nigeria is now home to thousands of industries. Military. Technology. Commerce. Transport. Food. Clothing. Agriculture Telecommunications. Manufacturing. Etc. We import nothing and export all, including our specialists to help some struggling western nations. We provide them aids too. Poor guys. Currently, our military personnels are busy saving the USA from the cold jaws of Russia. We do this helping thing a lot.

Last month, Nigeria launched her 3000th satellite into space. We've really come a long way. Who would believe this is a country that once struggled with providing electricity even to her urban settlements?

It is now extremely difficult to die Nigeria.

People won't just die. The health system is so efficient that they treat you for a disease you haven't even gotten yet. Too much motivation is troubling our health practitioners. We have senile men and women roaming the streets, complaining, getting lost and found. What used to kill us, like accidents, malaria, hypertension, and other illnesses have been eradicated.

A 75 year old man was recently sued by his healthy 120 year mother for not "allowing me to die. He keeps taking me to that highly effective hospital."

Now in Nigeria, seeing a person carelessly fling things from their car is like seeing a dinosaur spit at you. It is impossible. Even if someone does, there are little robots on every corner of our carefully restructured roads, ready to grab the dirt and stop the offender's car automatically, because we now use electric, centrally-controlled vehicles. I wish I can tell you the story of how crude oil tragically died. But time. We still have it though, we just don't pay much attention. The world has moved on.

Let me shock you, Nigeria didn't split to achieve all these. We are still that big nation with plenty little nations in it. In my next letter from the future, I'll tell you how we made it possible.

Yours from the future,

Abiodun