Rottymy:
https:///FcAQCCmwPY98Ubcce93vzj
This is the link for joining DELTA STATE Batch B stream II corpers whatsapp group. Thanks

u leave NL 16b stream 2 page come 17a page to paste link to a group for people going to camp??

I mean am not understanding

segunk1:





Yhmmm! that thing you are seeing is a pterygium ooh, had a cut in the eyeball sometimes in 2006 when I went to a viewing centre to wash champions league final between Barcelona and Arsenal, when belletti closed the match with the second goal, then this demonic finger nail came from no where straight into my eyeball all in the name of jubilation, then saw the guy dancing kerewa in front of me before people told him what he just did, felt like flogging pako on his head when I saw a drop of blood mixed with uncontrollable tears rolling down my eyes and also his long foolish sharpened nails, but it wasn't intentional and he started begging immediately, I was rushed to a nearby hospital that night.

And after about 3year that pterygium thing started growing, hoping to go for surgery though just nervous of the knife on eyeball surgery thing, though my sights are working perfectly but just the redish thing.

And that reduced my love for washing football in public, and sometimes if I go I Don't stay in midst of crowd to avoid all that jubilation bruhaha (footballer are doing their job and collecting their pay, we re killing ourselves yhere)

Hope have been able to answer your ques before chriswazo wee coman ask me if I ve been taking ogbomosho weed cos I trust you not..... Badt bloke
Thanks for the care too.

feel for u bro

iamwizzle:
dis got me crackd up...u no crius @ all...lol

soft work
issawa work!!

ardeypearlz:
This though... lol

that's how we roll

slip don cut

derrick015:
hello guys good evening y'all. Pls what will determine if u will serve in A17stream 1 or stream 11

Afta nysc officials av do "eyi je, eyi ko je" with our names afta registration

MizFab:



Actually we are 2016 set but due to issues with school we did defense in Jan dts y we 2017. Its not possible for my school not to mobilize any student for Batch A. Don't worry dear... God is in control .

u guys can meet up if ur admin really wants to

MizFab:
MizFab Funaab Food science and technology 2017 Lagos/Abuja

2017 ke,
I lyk ur faith
it wud surely move mountains

tobijoshua:
good morning, how is the weekend treating you already?

Work, work, work

while

waiting, waiting, waiting

for nysc 17a

good morning sirs

ifemi25:


oh it's A,B,C for the same year. 2016 that are going 2017 nko wetin we go call them?

dey were meant to be mobilised in december

nd dey are called 16b stream 2

ifemi25:
Nysc should kuku create batch C and put all of us there since all of us here are graduates already by now because waiting till may/June is too far.
Anyone that has family there should tell them

batch C for which year? 2016 dat we av pass alredi

I mean, am not understanding

since our numbers is gathering momentum
it would be nice if someone in the know tells us the documents we should be acquiring from our respective schools that would be needed for a smooth service year

I heard something about i.d cards too etc.

derrick015:
DERICK UNIVERSITY of IBADAN(FISRST AND D BEST) OSUN, EDO, ABUJA, LAGOS, IBADAN

who FIRST buy motor buy old model

ucheuzor1:
No be only KANU....na okocha

Hanhan, uncle u just enta and ya alredi doing sliding tackle

zagadat1:
So d set that went to camp april last year must leave b4 we are mobilized? And adding this govts usual delay that's like an extra three months? What's now the use of nysc if the govt can't sustain it

with dis govr
life is eazi (not)
hope u zagadat?

shindarah:
Hello did anyone have any idea wen nysc 2017 batch A will be mobilize ?

chriswazo said "tomorrow" which is today,
since nysc dd Nt mobilise us today
let's wait for tomorrow again

Bashnigga:

See this guy, better look for another seat
My "special seat" knows my nyash so anyone that's planning to sit on it should get ready for a burnt a$$

Hian, ordinary seat u no fit let go

if I come ask u for key to ur room nko?

lol
Ow fr

Mohdeevah:
moh_deevah
Ekiti State University
Business education
2016
Ogun/Enugu

coman seat down beside me
dis seat wud be empty
come bashnigga get up joor
u no see fine geh af enta
Oya sissy u can now sear
so tell me, wud u love to be posted with me to lagos, or pH or even calabar sef

Bashnigga:
bussieboi hw far

my boss I hail

zinnychy:
...happynewyear

today is January 14 na

I still dey ore (page 42)
yall in lagos( page 48) shud pls wait lemme read thru
dis God is good bus slow small

segunk1:




Shey una see I yaf talk it before that this brother philgbeee is toying with people's life, this is the second time wey una dey offer people wey never push tyre before bus key to drive without doing proper screening chriswazo I think you are seein suntin now, are you also in that bus? Nathweezy is taking the congregation to the lagoon ooh, brother bashnigga, bussieboi, mexyz, holuwakore, sister ginychy, sparkle4u, floxyluv... Please stop him oo, me I yaf come down ooh av decided to go with my private car. 25th is to morrow can't afford to be fighting for survival in lagoon on jesus birthday, I still dey learn how to swim inside big rubber bowl and bathing tub, una wan com carry me go ocean. I yaf dodge it.

my village pipo deyforbid water
me sef no enta

una no even do fasting
b4 una even choose choir mistress

Ow una sure say dem no go waka frm club house on Saturday nyt enta church on Sunday morning

segunk1:

Yaf cross the line again, Don't you know ya insulting the elders?

Sorry no vex I no go talk give elders again

segunk1:

Okay oya give me the key to za oza room.

I return am give buhari

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Chriswazo:


, no be only "seriously crucial meeting", na SEC and FEC meeting fa.

ontop small church mata una wan call United nations general meeting abi na G8 una wan do

in una case na G2 as una just be 2

segunk1:


Gbam!!! Chriswazo yaf talk it finish, bussieboi Don't go and shange it for zinnychy in za oza room pls keep our ministry holy kaji ko.

I no go enta again I promise

Chriswazo:
Bussieboi please schedule an exco meeting, let's decide the fate of Bussieboi and Bashnigga misdemeanor.

I see u miss topwisdom, are you part of us?

Holuwakore where have you been na? you came to service late o.

ya asking me to arrnage elders to discipline me?

just like daddy telling son to go and bring belt frm wardrobe he wud use and flog him

I no gree arange elders forum

Una must forgive me tipa tipa

Chriswazo:


look at this man o, Segunk1 come see this one o, he wan take our new comer to private. Abeg as a rule, our ministry don't arrange private or secret meetings for our new comers. We understand that the power of sin is secrecy and at such do not allow suspicious private meetings fa. We also want to state for record purposes that we do not have any other branch for now aside from the Headquarters, no whatsapp branch. This is a digital ministry and at such encourage all her members to always follow our 24hrs service online, the website is www.nairaland.com/prospectivenysc2017batchAcorpsmembers. Please do not forsake the gathering of the brethren.
Thank you and remain blessed.

*tears*
G.o y nah