segunk1:


Brethren bashnigga what are you doing U were asked to welcome sombori and you are there singing love song. Cc:chriswazo, bussieboi una don see pesin wey una appoint as head usher baah aii chisoos.

we gats call elders meeting to determine dis brethren fate

segunk1:

Oh sorry jare bro e no go apun again.

Dats more like it church secretary

Chriswazo:

you're welcome dear, i would have welcomed you earlier but i got discouraged after checking your profile to find out that this was your first post here on NL, i concluded you just wan to answer roll call and join the plethora of our ghost brethren, so far you have proved me wrong, you're really welcome.
Ehmmm, please after the service, do wait behind at the back seat not at the other room o , we have a gift for you as a new comer, Bussieboi will communicate it to you after.
**SERVICE IS IN PROGRESS * *

yes oh
as our special guest, see me in private so we can work ur service to somewhere comfortable *winks*

zinnychy:
Was busy wt sum stuffz. Buh am vewi ready now

do they do preparation again to boringly waste away one year in d name of nysc

Mexyz:
I just dey look you with my corner eyes, guy's go come you go say make bussieboi give them back bench, you see girl now your eyes dey chuk. zinnychy, you finished 2015 and going for service 2017, what happened?

Yea zinnychy, wanted to ask same

the funny part is once we shout happy new year, it wud dawn on us dat may ain't far no more


Dats how baq in skul, we wud rush home days to Christmas thinking Christmas nah one month,

once Jan 1 don pass we go start to here rumour say lecture done start

Xmas you thought was 1month break wud now dawn on you as just 1week 3days family visit

NYSC
NATIONAL YEAR OF SEX AND COMFORT

segunk1:


Welcome ma'am, come sit beside me, wish you to be one of the best active Miss member in our midst.

Cc:Philgbeee
Chriswazo,
Busieboi,
Bashnigga,
Mexyz. Please welcome her and do the needful as the ministry is moving.

no wonda I no dey see mentions
it's bussieboi nah

Una no nyc oh
u pple dint even let dat thread gbera b4 una call to shut am down nt even one pag complete

Mexyz:
Bros I no fit remember o but she's a uniben graduate.. check between page 20-23, you go see her there... no go quote her oo

Hahahaha
the moniker dat must nor be quoted
nairaland voldermort
bad gang moniker

Mexyz:
E get some people here wey person no dare quote o if not anti spam bot go knack your moniker correct ban... quoted one lady here just to explain somethings to her, naso I use collect ban o.

u dont mean it

I mean
am nt understanding

Bashnigga:

chai our ministry is going ....welcome to the family brother Abel Pls manage that wooden bench by ur left

lol dis killed me

holuwakore:
una weldone ooo, I de feel una, make I go sip my alomo with Viju small before I go comment again

I hear say viju Sinx bubu enta viju don turn water milk

segunk1:
@Chriswazo no blame people wey just come to look ooo, u know say some people na luku luku bantashi.

Cc:Bashnigga
Chriswazo
Philgbee
Bussieboy..... Also people I can't remember, nice job for keeping the room warm let's just keep balling.

u made a mistake with my moniker
it's bussieboi

Chriswazo:


, LWKM! Bia! who tell you i fit bottle una palm oil for this Buhari period, omo i no fit o. Imagine buying 1 bottle wey b 800 naira for market to everyone here and upon that some guys like Bashnigga no go do with 1 bottle, d fit consume up to 4 bottles. That palm oil money go produce like say 2 crates of ompa na, since 1 bottle na like 4 ompa bottles, Nawa o, even if na political campaign, e never reach that side o. **smiles**

Abeg no buy me bottle, e too cost, just buy me can own.

Bashnigga:
meet bussieboi to tell u how much, he wants to go to Dubai & London

mexyz don't worry, meet me after church, so we can declare wrong tithe
na me be head treasurer
rub mybaq, I go rub ur own

where al dis ushers sef
I give Una easy job to arrange pple, Una no fit!
see as church scanty! I no fit preach for dis kin church oo,
make Una get up go do evangelism carry pple enta here, we need deir offering and tithes to go do Christmas for dubai, den london.

jane122:

Click below for free bitcoin

Abeg we no need bitcoin
we need dollars/pounds
shud I drop acct no so u send me
since bitcoin free, dollar/pounds supose free to

even even whatapp group sef wud turn into a gay group!
guys to girls ratio wud be counting 50:1

welcome to lagos

segunk1:

lol, guy you be fish.

and this sounds funny or meaningful to u?

segunk1:


No worry my guy na u still be d headmaster of usher hunn, u re still d father usher eeeeehh father usher eeeeehhh.

Oga abeg shift

segunk1:
Posimii and justifiedcoyy wetin una find com 17A again una don leave sitting room com enter oza room again? Chumast ask dem ooo. Anyways nice seeing you guys here again Atleast once in a while visit like this..... Cool funny guys.

NOTE: All una wey don begin dey clam post for here make una take time ooo, likes of head usher and co, no sabi wu dash u d post Kuma. be warned Many 17A PCMs are still coming, so Don't tell someone to go to the children's Dept while main church seats arent yet arranged.

u wan collect usher job from my hand bah
no problem collect am
atleast u go still come meet me for treasury room with all d offering and tithe

knacker:
nobody wan ansa my question
Pls wen is Batch A 2017 moving to camp

Not dis year
Prolly March/April

Diva122:
Update:-Camp March?

ur source?

Saopedro:
let me register my presence here also São Pedro OAU Religious Studies 2016

na crk u read Ewo!
Oya jut go prayer bandroom jeje

Philgbeee:

Mr head usher,which seat you reserve for me or I don't deserve a seat ni..

go children department!
church haf full

Ken24:
Fedpolynas 2015/16
Mechanical engineering Abuja Lagos cross river

ya welcome, take d seat beside does brodas at d right of the pulpit!