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Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 4:17am On Dec 31, 2008

WesleyanA:
do you know the phrase "it takes a thief to catch a thief"?
likewise, it takes an asshole to date an asshole.

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 4:13am On Dec 31, 2008

WesleyanA:
I hope those eyes of yours pop out of your eye sockets before you go out to find your next ~~single girl~~ victim tomorrow.
foolishness. you're married and blessed with kids and you're running after skirts as if you're cursed.

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 4:10am On Dec 31, 2008

WesleyanA:
so why are you flaming red on me?
ok. both YOU and your "single girl" (who's just trying to get your money by the way) are foolish idiots
and your wife must be blind for marrying a slowpoke like you in the first place. what did you put in her food?
I hope you don't have kids because no child in this world (not even in a 3rd world country) deserve to inherit genes like yours.

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 4:00am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288424#msg3288424 date=1230692325]
My d**k- bigger than a bridge
Your P**SY look like a little kid's
My d**k- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your Boobs look like you Nine cool

[/quote]hahahhahahahh make una clap for 50 cent in d making grin

common busybodyu no tell me say ur bobo wan become hip hop star grin

my dear try am and see if u go live half of years 2pac live for earth,before the devil ur creator calls u back home grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:55am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288410#msg3288410 date=1230692040]I will pass on the message from Aunty Danke to Tope2000 cheesy

[/quote]thank you dear grin

,but make u leave tope alone naaa angry

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288403#msg3288403 date=1230691941]You pipu will not kill me laughter tonight grin

[/quote]mydear laff jare,its healthy grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:52am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288387#msg3288387 date=1230691678]He is Tope2000's man na, I have dashed him to her, so she can buy as much stilettoes as her heart desires, all these sokoto tontirin guys she dey follow no pay her at all, and she has agreed to be Inspired's heartthrob grin

And besides who told you she doesn't know what to do with his thick undergrowth, you are underestimating Tope sha cheesy

[/quote]ok why not buy dark and lovely hair relaxer and use it on him,maybe it will make d work easier grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:49am On Dec 31, 2008

chika98:
That is why his girlfriend of 3yrs is still a virgin even after shagging him for 3yrs straight.

yes ooo,the thing cant reach anywhere naaaa,even virgin mary is his wife,she wouldnt be able conceive a second son,not even by miracle sad

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:46am On Dec 31, 2008

WesleyanA:
so can you tell us why you're married and dating single women? it takes two you know. . .

well my dear,i will gladly and willingly answer ur qstion

u know hes not like really chasing single girls because he can perform,hes actualy trying the omo-alata,orange sellers,groundnut sellers and agegebread wt agoyin beans seller" because they r d only once that will manage to scream during action,as long as he buys their goods wt 50 naira,even when hes thing is going nowhere and doing nothing sad

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:39am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288349#msg3288349 date=1230691006]Mine can be shaved with scissors , Yours can't be, its a thick Deserted forest now, ya'll need loads of Bulldozers to fall the branches and loads to Pesticides to kill your Ant and germ infested Privates [/quote]hahaahahhaah wait,busybody is on d way wt scissors,she will help u shave down that evil forest dat made mary slessor stop d killing of twins in calabar,cos all of them were thrown in there grin

get ready sir

sorry busybody but u wont be going to church tomoro,u see dat forest down inspired below,will take ages to clear off,all u need is 40 days fasting and prayer to get it out miraculously,or loose ur hand to one of d rakes grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:36am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288341#msg3288341 date=1230690901]Sharrap dia and zip it up right now angry

Do you have to start telling people about how desperate i am for a man, and that even Tumfulu rejected me, and how i am only with you because of your money and your prestige angry

[/quote]

which money?wat money?

dont be fooled by his "i beg to salute madam appt" grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:33am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288332#msg3288332 date=1230690673]
Rephrase the Question and dare to tell Us why your Pubic hair has twislted all together due to lack of constant Lubrication, and how some hair has overgrown blocking the passage into your Privatorial Cavity.

You need Dildos [/quote]uncle sir answer my qstion first grin

wat is pubic hair?how do u shave urs,dats if uve shaved it,u know ur willy willy is tiny,i wonder how busybody could search it out from dat evil forest u have down there grin

common busybody get a scissors and rake,and help shave ur man bald grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:26am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288313#msg3288313 date=1230690324]
Tell Them, You've Bn there and We've Done that, Now Tell them I can be the Best Man Ever to break them from the Shackles of Manlessness Both On Bed and Cash money Wise. [/quote]uncle sir pls answer my qstion grin

Family › Re: Bauchi Governor Marries A 4th Wife by busybein: 3:25am On Dec 31, 2008

buahahhaahhahaha still laffing doyin13

bia wes old man like doyin naim u dey call under 13 angry

hahahahahahahhahaaah grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:24am On Dec 31, 2008

sisikill pls u can help inspired answer my qstion below,thanks grin

busybein:
i might consider u,if u have shaved ur pubic hair well because i don't want one lion to jump out of that bush down there during action

by d way first of ,answer my qstion:

inspired define pubic hair and how it is scraped,like gorimapa and then rubbing oil there to shine wella,or which other way

please tell us

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:19am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288276#msg3288276 date=1230689689]
When I'm not selling cars, I'm the arms of my matrons as a Gigolo, I get begged for Sex, just come out straight if you want to taste what All women are dying for, I will gladly give it to you. cool

[/quote]i might consider u,if u have shaved ur pubic hair well grin

because i don't want one lion to jump out of that bush down there during action shocked

by d way first of ,answer my qstion:

inspired define pubic hair and how it is scraped,like gorimapa and then rubbing oil there to shine wella,or which other way

please tell us grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:16am On Dec 31, 2008

chika98:
manliness Monologues

ok dis is it,im deading grin

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288272#msg3288272 date=1230689651] grin

Handle him gently, i bet he has a fragile heart, lol grin

Ha i no it shout cheesy

[/quote]fragile heart ke,when him dey run him mouth up and down for hisss,him no know say romance section get troublesome pple grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:11am On Dec 31, 2008

chika98:
Uppercut!

infact d museum here needs his manhood for tourist attraction,d first black man wt manhood as little as 0.99 inch grin

come sef wetin dis guiness book of record dey do sef angry

uncle inspired's name should be there,haba dis partiality is too much grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:08am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288244#msg3288244 date=1230689245]Ok i need to start shifting gears now, i don't do nymphos cheesy

[/quote]come an inch closer to me and loose ur manhood to e-bay grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:06am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288231#msg3288231 date=1230689044]That wasn't me cool

I sent Busybein and Tope2000 the village BMX in my place tongue

and since you said the performance was wack, it has to be Tope, its all those mileage the bike has accumulated that is affecting her performance, Busybein on the other hand would have you reaching for your Chiropractor's number to have your spine re-aligned, because of the wild gymnastics she can perform in bed and out of the bad cheesy

[/quote]sharappp and help ur man, tongue

d guy needs help joooo,he needs both "yaba left's" help and "local government area,a.k.a manliness" help

Family › Re: Bauchi Governor Marries A 4th Wife by busybein: 3:03am On Dec 31, 2008

WesleyanA:
I just ask because all these while I assumed you were 13 because of your profile name and then I checked your profile pic and you don't look 13 at all. lol
. , it's all good

ok sorry but i have to laff

buahahaahahhaahaahhahaahahahahahhahahhahhaha dis is funny,hahahahahahahhah doyin 13 ROTFLMSGBO grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:01am On Dec 31, 2008

chika98:
get away! U dey slack baaaaad!

Let him go and get a pump. Wetin consign me? Mandingo can give him some of his as well

common be a good sister and help him out, angry

d guy needs help,its all about putiing blom blom on his thingy and then blowing it like when one is trying to blow out condom lipsrsealed

gbam d thing go stand immediately grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:58am On Dec 31, 2008

chika98:
lol. slippery and tiny don't go well together

dont say i told u oo,but intel has it that inspired has a very small thing down there,u know like d 0.99 inch,and very slippery too lipsrsealed

couldnt use it well,he needs to enlarge it grin

common chika,be a good friend,a friend in need is a friend indeed,help poor inspired out and pay for his manliness enlargement sad

Family › Re: Bauchi Governor Marries A 4th Wife by busybein: 2:56am On Dec 31, 2008

WesleyanA:
I asked a simple question mister.
can I get a simple answer?

and wat has his age got to do wt the thread? grin

haba u dey ask person age for internet

oga ooo

Family › Re: Bauchi Governor Marries A 4th Wife by busybein: 2:55am On Dec 31, 2008

doyin13:
ahn ahn. . . .na fight

na fight and jazz grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:53am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288178#msg3288178 date=1230688289]
You still can Talk ? Busy_body You want me to Spill the Beans Of What Happened here, Behave yourself lipsrsealed

[/quote]abeg spill jare,don't forget to also tell us how slippery ur thingy was during action,and how little d tiny battery is down there

common sir,keep spilling, we r all ~~eyes~~ ears grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:51am On Dec 31, 2008

chika98:
No be lie ooh. The guy is over doing it sha. Go back to call selling

abeg leave d poor driver alone,its not his fault that his talent is in "madam where do u want me to drive u to today"

afterall drivers r human beings too grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:49am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288159#msg3288159 date=1230688061]Now now now, behave yaself, thats my mentor you are stepping to, i guess its the fumes from all those exhaust pipes that is either just hitting the spot or just exiting your system hence the reason you are high cheesy

Busybein, if not for the fact that i want to be gentle and slow to wrath and mild-mannered like you, i would have volunteered to show him pepper cheesy

[/quote]buahahahahhaa my dear if na correct person,trust me naaaa,i for don slam him dry ass for ground come use sand papaer and okro shapen am wella,but after reading his posts,naaa hes a kid,cos no married man wt his JT thinking right will post like my little nephew of 2 yrs old grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:46am On Dec 31, 2008

chika98:
This girl won't kill me!

ehen naaaa,u no look well,him just wash d car finish for morning,come borrow d gateman fone take snap d pics,look well na fone camera snap dat thing,no be correct camera grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:42am On Dec 31, 2008

see as d omo nna dey post him madam car pics for forum

take it easy,ur time will come,rome was not built in a day grin

Family › Re: Bauchi Governor Marries A 4th Wife by busybein: 2:40am On Dec 31, 2008

doyin13:
who dash David 25. . . .

Let me give you a hint.

You know flava flav's neck clock

David used to rock that in his hey days.

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:39am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=*Toyinrayo link=topic=213226.msg3288118#msg3288118 date=1230687385]I think you should go back to selling cars

Busybody, warn your man o. . . . .[/quote]hhahaha why u dey stress yaself naaa,if na human being dey post,ehen person fit talk,but dis one grin

no way,im enjoying all dis cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 2:38am On Dec 31, 2008

[quote author=inspired_m link=topic=213226.msg3288114#msg3288114 date=1230687271]
Never Knew We had these collection of hoes on this forum, i musta bn dullin myself on the Auto Section. cheesy

[/quote]thank u wink

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