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WesleyanA:
do you know the phrase "it takes a thief to catch a thief"?
likewise, it takes an asshole to date an asshole.

WesleyanA:
I hope those eyes of yours pop out of your eye sockets before you go out to find your next single girl victim tomorrow.
foolishness. you're married and blessed with kids and you're running after skirts as if you're cursed.

WesleyanA:
so why are you flaming red on me?  
ok. both YOU and your "single girl" (who's just trying to get your money by the way) are foolish idiots
and your wife must be blind for marrying a slowpoke like you in the first place. what did you put in her food?
I hope you don't have kids because no child in this world (not even in a 3rd world country) deserve to inherit genes like yours.

inspired_m:

My d**k- bigger than a bridge
Your P**SY look like a little kid's
My d**k- large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your Boobs look like you Nine  

Busy_body:
I will pass on the message from Aunty Danke to Tope2000

Busy_body:
You pipu will not kill me laughter tonight

Busy_body:
He is Tope2000's man na, I have dashed him to her, so she can buy as much stilettoes as her heart desires, all these sokoto tontirin guys she dey follow no pay her at all, and she has agreed to be Inspired's heartthrob

And besides who told you she doesn't know what to do with his thick undergrowth, you are underestimating Tope sha

chika98:
That is why his girlfriend of 3yrs is still a virgin even after shagging him for 3yrs straight.

WesleyanA:
so can you tell us why you're married and dating single women? it takes two you know. . .  

inspired_m:
Mine can be shaved with scissors , Yours can't be, its a thick Deserted forest now, ya'll need loads of Bulldozers to fall the branches and loads to Pesticides to kill your Ant and germ infested Privates  

Busy_body:
Sharrap dia and zip it up right now Do you have to start telling people about how desperate i am for a man, and that even Tumfulu rejected me, and how i am only with you because of your money and your prestige

inspired_m:

Rephrase the Question and dare to tell Us why your Pubic hair has twislted all together due to lack of constant Lubrication, and how some hair has overgrown blocking the passage into your Privatorial Cavity.

You need Dildos  

inspired_m:

Tell Them, You've Bn there and We've Done that, Now Tell them I can be the Best Man Ever to break them from the Shackles of Manlessness Both On Bed and Cash money Wise.

busybein:
i might consider u,if u have shaved ur pubic hair well because i don't want one lion to jump out of that bush down there during action

by d way first of ,answer my qstion:

inspired define pubic hair and how it is scraped,like gorimapa and then rubbing oil there to shine wella,or which other way

please tell us

inspired_m:

When I'm not selling cars, I'm the arms of my matrons as a Gigolo, I get begged for Sex, just come out straight if you want to taste what All women are dying for, I will gladly give it to you.  

chika98:
manliness Monologues

Busy_body:
Handle him gently, i bet he has a fragile heart, lol Ha i no it shout  

chika98:
Uppercut!

inspired_m:
Ok i need to start shifting gears now, i don't do nymphos

Busy_body:
That wasn't me I sent Busybein and Tope2000 the village BMX in my place and since you said the performance was wack, it has to be Tope, its all those mileage the bike has accumulated that is affecting her performance, Busybein on the other hand would have you reaching for your Chiropractor's number to have your spine re-aligned, because of the wild gymnastics she can perform in bed and out of the bad

WesleyanA:
I just ask because all these while I assumed you were 13 because of your profile name and then I checked your profile pic and you don't look 13 at all. lol  
. , it's all good

chika98:
get away! U dey slack baaaaad!

Let him go and get a pump. Wetin consign me? Mandingo can give him some of his as well

chika98:
lol. slippery and tiny don't go well together

WesleyanA:
I asked a simple question mister.
can I get a simple answer?

doyin13:
ahn ahn. . . .na fight

inspired_m:

You still can Talk ?   Busy_body You want me to Spill the Beans Of What Happened here, Behave yourself  

chika98:
No be lie ooh. The guy is over doing it sha. Go back to call selling

Busy_body:
Now now now, behave yaself, thats my mentor you are stepping to, i guess its the fumes from all those exhaust pipes that is either just hitting the spot or just exiting your system hence the reason you are high

Busybein, if not for the fact that i want to be gentle and slow to wrath and mild-mannered like you, i would have volunteered to show him pepper

chika98:
This girl won't kill me!

doyin13:
who dash David 25. . . .

Let me give you a hint.

You know flava flav's neck clock

David used to rock that in his hey days.

*Toyinrayo:
I think you should go back to selling cars

Busybody, warn your man o. . . . .

inspired_m:

Never Knew We had these collection of hoes on this forum, i musta bn dullin myself on the Auto Section.