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Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Nobody: 3:33am On Dec 31, 2008
Busy_body:

Aitete mu ole grin Barawo ni e jooo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Busy_body:

Am I good or am I good cheesy cheesy cheesy Ori Morenike lo ma pa orun H202 grin grin grin

Sisi Jinx trained me wellar, forgot that akara oyinbo called pizza, i have just ordered a planeload of suya and kilishi and asun for you to wash down with pammy cheesy grin cheesy


Lol, don't be modest.
H202 told me so many things he fantasized about you.
shhhhh, but lemme warn you, your shakara is too much o.
two beautiful women (j-girl and Sisikill) are waiting in line, ready to marry him.
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:33am On Dec 31, 2008
inspired_m:


Rephrase the Question and dare to tell Us why your Pubic hair has twislted all together due to lack of constant Lubrication, and how some hair has overgrown blocking the passage into your Privatorial Cavity.

You need Dildos  cool cool



uncle sir answer my qstion first grin grin wat is pubic hair?how do u shave urs,dats if uve shaved it,u know ur willy willy is tiny,i wonder how busybody could search it out from dat evil forest u have down there grin grin grin

common busybody get a scissors and rake,and help shave ur man bald grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by chika98: 3:34am On Dec 31, 2008
I'm beginning to think Toyin is in love with H202. grin grin
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by doyin13(m): 3:34am On Dec 31, 2008
inspired_m:


Rephrase the Question and dare to tell Us why your Pubic hair has twislted all together due to lack of constant Lubrication, and how some hair has overgrown blocking the passage into your Privatorial Cavity. The last Victim sure had a Nasty Experience

You need Dildos  cool cool



mehn see graphic detail

jenny. . . .the guy just said ur pubic hair is corn rowed
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Busybody2(f): 3:35am On Dec 31, 2008
inspired_m:


Tell Them, You've Bn there and We've Done that, Now Tell them I can be the Best Man Ever to break them from the Shackles of Manlessness Both On Bed and Cash money Wise. cool cool



Sharrap dia and zip it up right now angry Do you have to start telling people about how desperate i am for a man, and that even Tumfulu rejected me, and how i am only with you because of your money and your prestige angry angry angry tongue
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by H2O2: 3:35am On Dec 31, 2008
Why are you people talking about shaving pubic hair  undecided .


embarassed
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by chika98: 3:35am On Dec 31, 2008
busybein:

uncle sir answer my qstion first grin grin what is pubic hair?how do u shave urs,that is if uve shaved it,u know ur willy willy is tiny,i wonder how busybody could search it out from that evil forest u have down there grin grin grin

common busybody [b]get a scissors and rake,[/b]and help shave ur man bald grin grin grin

Low blow! grin grin grin Busy body now get to raking grin grin
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Nobody: 3:36am On Dec 31, 2008
chika98:

I'm beginning to think Toyin is in love with H202. grin grin
Sorry 4th one is not needed grin grin
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:36am On Dec 31, 2008
Busy_body:


Sharrap dia and zip it up right now angry Do you have to start telling people about how desperate i am for a man, and that even Tumfulu rejected me, and how i am only with you because of your money and your prestige angry angry angry tongue

grin grin grin grin grin  which money?wat money?

dont be fooled by his "i beg to salute madam appt" grin
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by inspiredm(m): 3:36am On Dec 31, 2008
busybein:

uncle sir answer my qstion first grin grin what is pubic hair?how do u shave urs,that is if uve shaved it,u know ur willy willy is tiny,i wonder how busybody could search it out from that evil forest u have down there grin grin grin

common busybody get a scissors and rake,and help shave ur man bald grin grin grin


Mine can be shaved with scissors , Yours can't be, its a thick Deserted forest now, ya'll need loads of Bulldozers to fall the branches and loads to Pesticides to kill your Ant and germ infested Privates cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Nobody: 3:37am On Dec 31, 2008
Who is shaving who?

Abeg, this "gist" is pathetic jor. . . .let's talk abt how beautiful seun is wink
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by chika98: 3:38am On Dec 31, 2008
Privates sounds so unsexy!
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:39am On Dec 31, 2008
inspired_m:

Mine can be shaved with scissors , Yours can't be, its a thick Deserted forest now, ya'll need loads of Bulldozers to fall the branches and loads to Pesticides to kill your Ant and germ infested Privates  cheesy cheesy

hahaahahhaah wait,busybody is on d way wt scissors,she will help u shave down that evil forest dat made mary slessor stop d killing of twins in calabar,cos all of them were thrown in there grin grin

get ready sir

sorry busybody but u wont be going to church tomoro,u see dat forest down inspired below,will take ages to clear off,all u need is 40 days fasting and prayer to get it out miraculously,or loose ur hand to one of d rakes grin grin grin
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Busybody2(f): 3:39am On Dec 31, 2008
doyin13:

Bushmeat must catch hunter na

You are calling Morenike a bushmeat shocked which IMHO is soooo true cool Don't call me when she starts flaming you o, you are on your own grin
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by inspiredm(m): 3:40am On Dec 31, 2008
chika98:

Privates sounds so unsexy!

Akuna cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Nobody: 3:41am On Dec 31, 2008
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by chika98: 3:41am On Dec 31, 2008
inspired_m:

Akuna cheesy cheesy

What does that mean?
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by doyin13(m): 3:42am On Dec 31, 2008
All this talk of pubic hair. . . yuck

feels like those ridiculous gross out teenage flicks.

Like ''Dude,where is my pubic hair''
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Busybody2(f): 3:42am On Dec 31, 2008
chika98:

I'm beginning to think Toyin is in love with H202. grin grin

Don't be a slowcoach, she is DESPERATELY gagging for it, and guess what he calls her, "My favourite jump-off"shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by chika98: 3:43am On Dec 31, 2008
Busy_body:

Don't be a slowcoach, she is DESPERATELY gagging for it, and guess what he calls her, "My favourite jump-off"shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy

I'm not surprised. The guy uses that word jump off a lot
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by WesleyanA(f): 3:43am On Dec 31, 2008
so can you tell us why you're married and dating single women? it takes two you know. . .  
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by inspiredm(m): 3:43am On Dec 31, 2008
chika98:

What does that mean?

Duh !!!!!

See this Aba Village Bred Akuna Kuna pheeling like some Creme de la Creme Chiq Sorry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

You don't know what Akuna Means cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by chika98: 3:45am On Dec 31, 2008
inspired_m:

Duh !!!!!

See this Aba Village Bred Akuna Kuna pheeling like some Creme de la Creme Chiq Sorry lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

You don't know what Akuna Means cheesy cheesy


The duh is on you! I don't know what akuna means. You are trying too hard anyways
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Nobody: 3:45am On Dec 31, 2008
Yea, right. Me, I dey go church for night vigil. . . .I'll pray for all of you.

Y'all need it, esp. Peroxide and Busybody embarassed 2 lovers in denial
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by H2O2: 3:45am On Dec 31, 2008
WesleyanA:

so can you tell us why you're married and dating single women? it takes two you know. . .  

Hello  
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by busybein: 3:46am On Dec 31, 2008
WesleyanA:

so can you tell us why you're married and dating single women? it takes two you know. . .  

well my dear,i will gladly and willingly answer ur qstion

u know hes not like really chasing single girls because he can perform,hes actualy trying the omo-alata,orange sellers,groundnut sellers and agegebread wt agoyin beans seller" because they r d only once that will manage to scream during action,as long as he buys their goods wt 50 naira,even when  hes thing is going nowhere and doing nothing sad
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by inspiredm(m): 3:47am On Dec 31, 2008
WesleyanA:

so can you tell us why you're married and dating single women? it takes two you know. . .

Why can't these Single Women have emotional Control Must they jump at every Offer ? You see a Guy is Married with kids, you still think you can make him love you to Leave its Wife and Kids, Are Some Women not Stupid
cool cool
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by chika98: 3:47am On Dec 31, 2008
busybein:

well my dear,i will gladly and willingly answer ur question

u know hes not like really chasing single girls because he can perform,hes actually trying the omo-alata,orange sellers,groundnut sellers and agegebread wt agoyin beans seller" because they r d only once that will manage and scream during action,even when  hes thing is going nowhere and doing nothing sad

That is why his girlfriend of 3yrs is still a virgin even after shagging him for 3yrs straight.
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Busybody2(f): 3:47am On Dec 31, 2008
busybein:

hahaahahhaah wait,busybody is on d way wt scissors,she will help u shave down that evil forest that made mary slessor stop d killing of twins in calabar,because all of them were thrown in there grin grin

get ready sir

sorry busybody but u wont be going to church tomoro,u see that forest down inspired below,will take ages to clear off,all u need is 40 days fasting and prayer to get it out miraculously,or loose ur hand to one of d rakes grin grin grin

He is Tope2000's man na, I have dashed him to her, so she can buy as much stilettoes as her heart desires, all these sokoto tontirin guys she dey follow no pay her at all, and she has agreed to be Inspired's heartthrob grin grin grin

And besides who told you she doesn't know what to do with his thick undergrowth, you are underestimating Tope sha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by SisiJinx: 3:48am On Dec 31, 2008
busybein:

sisikill please u can help inspired answer my qstion below,thanks grin grin grin



"inspired define pubic hair and how it is scraped,like gorimapa and then rubbing oil there to shine wella,or which other way"





H2O2:

Damn.  When will H2O2 be relieved of these gbewudanis.


Dirty Sanchez sef no get this much recognition.

*Sigh*

Acid, my darlin'. . . you do not win a woman's heart by calling her names.

Next time, you will say. . . pay attention oh. . . you say

"Ruby, sweerat. . . how's about we blow this joint and I'll just what a classy man is like"

Next look for a romantic spot and then go all Indian Movie on her. . . Like so



Ruby, Ruby oh aka Alagolo,

omo ti o pretty ti wan pe ni Toyinrayo ati Morenike.

4 Her nko, eyin na wa nibe"

Maine Pyar Kiya!

Hum Tum!

Kuchi Kuchi Hota Hai

Isqe Ishq Huwa
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by WesleyanA(f): 3:49am On Dec 31, 2008
inspired_m:


Why can't these Single Women have emotional Control Must they jump at every Offer ? You see a Guy is Married with kids, you still think you can make him love you to Leave its Wife and Kids, Are Some Women not Stupid
 cool cool

I asked a simple question mister?
why are you giving an offering in the first place? who asked you to give offer?  
Re: Why Do Single Women Date Married Men Why ? by Busybody2(f): 3:49am On Dec 31, 2008
chika98:

I'm not surprised. The guy uses that word jump off a lot

would i ever lie to you grin grin grin

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