^ yawns

mshewww

odiaero:

Too bad, bro hope u got it, money just reflected now, my own do is that, i will pay u to pay those who u borrowed from, and u dont have to refund me

nlers na wa! which babe u wan impress here     Fumble man

heehehe studio don turn pastor? na to collect tithe n offerin moni remain

mikuz

paste urs. hater

A Girl Dialed Her Own Number From Her Boyfriend's Fone To See what Her Name is Saved with, to her greatest surprise,She Was Shocked To See her name saved as RASHEED PLUMBER, LOL

A man went for HIV test in an hospital on friday and was told to come back on monday for the result, When he got to the church on sunday the pastor declares to the people that everything you are looking forward to this week shall be positive,the man jumped up and shouted I reject it in Jesus name my own go be Negative, ROTFLMAO

Advice to all Girls: Don't apply too much make-up on your face, you don't know where boys look first, lol

El Guapo:

ROTFLMAO! Classy Joke

thanks

Studio CFR:

so u now go to the bible to pick joke ehn POSTER?

BUSSYBODY u be real Desperado   

*Pretend as if i didnt see the thread and EXITS Quietly*

na so we c am o, joke don finish so na to dey quote bible remain. yeye

studio, d hater   

ARareGem:

@ Busybody

I sure as heaven, would be careful!

 

Be careful who prints your wedding programme! A printer was asked to put 1st John 4:18 on a wedding programme but he made a mistake. Instead he printed John 4:18.

1st John 4:18 says: “There is no fear in love; but perfect love casts out fear: because fear has torment. He that fears is not made perfect in love”

John 4:18 reads : “For you have had five husbands; and he whom you now have is not your husband”, ROTFLMAO

get in touch with me before 30 mins.  time dey go oooo

lol

olo fo

@macmoyor,

australia has declaration of such items (based on experience) i dont no abt canada

dont take palm oil and semovita oooo. ungrounded egusi and ogbonor , beans you should be fine sha

coogar:

i can never understand the reason nigerians pack these foods on their travel.
jeeez, leave em food in nigeria - there are african markets where you are going.
pack egusi, pack palm oil, pack garri. why not carry a live goat and a live cow along to complete the armoury.

Rotflmao     


coogar,
u no well lol

kody-licky:

why all these twisted faces

abeg straighten am joorr

Sum Ting Wong

Ele Bo Lo

studio too dey find trouble 

@sophizzy

upon all d years u don dey post for Jokes na only 1 post u get?    ROTLMAO     

nemesis:

eyaaa.it is nice when u see ppl showing luv 2 a person dey have neva met.serubawon,always b ursef cuz dis is what ppl respond 2.see d way ppl rose 2 your defence when dat nincompoop mobo started shooting blank bullets everywhere.[size=13pt]i wish i culd post a pic of serubawon[/size] & my husband, but as much as i want 2, i no d poor guy wuld neva 4give me (& my husband wuld kill me patapata).anyway sha, me sef dey wait 4 wedding bells,since i go dey there personally.come 2 tink of it sef,where is pweetygirl na.it looked as if sometin was brewin b/w her & serubawon sometime ago.wetin come happen now?well,serubawon i wish u d best in your future moves o.[size=13pt]i copied dis thread and showed it 2 some friends of mine.u don become a little celebrity o.takia sha[/size].

madam,
Was dat necessary?  Even if u did, no nid to say it to his face.  Ok we don hia, you no him; make we hia word abeg 

See Lee Yu

**studio faints***

eba Ha amala 

thanks

An aircraft was lossıng heıght due to over load. The pilot announced, "we will be throwing some passengers out of the aircraft in alphabetical order". Any Afrıcan? No one answered. Any Black? No one moved. Any Carıbean? Still silence. Then a black boy asked, "Dad what are we? The father replied son,today we are Zulus.

BOYS

still in coma? lol and u dey type for nl

bull dog

davidylan:

bingo

lol

na only YOU sabi say u b legend 4 ya mind!

i just asked someone in d pension scheme provider i use in lagos she said u cant withdraw your pension early until a certain age.