***yawns***

chicken fights

can anyone find d joke here?

na essay b dis

mikuz:

Ok we've heard.

u 2 bad

daproflinks:

A criminal broke in2 d bed room, tied up Husband &Wife. He Kissed wife's ear & went 2d Bathroom. Husband told Wife; "Satisfy him or he'll Kill Us, Be strong I LOVE U", Wife said; "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my EAR dat he's man-lover & needs lubricating gel ,i told him its in d BATHROOM, So be STRONG I LOVE U TOO, Hahahahahaha.

old joke!

y r u lafing at your own joke? r we safe

ceasyc:

if it is d one staring yvonne, majid, etc. it wud have been a 9ce one to me if i hadn't seen d

2 indian movies d ghanaians copied (bad copycat imo) d game from

1st movie is ghajini staring aamir khan, Asin Thottumkal and Jiah Khan = awesome movie.

It is currently the third highest-grossing Bollywood film of all time according to net collections but

it is d number one highest grossing Bollywood film/biggest Bollywood hit of the year 2008

and d 2nd movie dey copied some parts of d game from is race staring Anil Kapoor, Saif Ali Khan, Akshaye Khanna, Bipasha, and Katrina = very nice movie

its d fourth highest grossing Bollywood film/biggest Bollywood hit of the year 2008

i just finished watching ghajini LO and behold The Game copy from cover to cover sef! na wa!

kemisuga:

Praise the LORD!! The Lord just gave me a new wet Infinity FX45 Jeep!! I was just coming out of my house and I saw the flood bringing my blessing!

kemisuga:

Indeed, it is a shower of blessing and it’s marvelous in my sight…the Lord will surprise some with wives, husbands, children, duplexes, blackberries, shoes, cars, umbrellas etc…just position yourself.

olawalebab:

Mikuz this is a false accursation and[b] i demand a PUBLIC apology or else my legal team will file a charge against you[/b].

ROTFLMAO hahahhahahah


This is d reason I love NL

i just finished watching a Ghanaian movie The Game part 1 & 2. Its a MUST Watch

i hp its worth watching sha

one day recording? interesting

lol

^ he said flood carried some unwanted things like ghana must go bag [size=15pt]etc [/size]na!

Tiana155:

A married woman in lagos was found 4 blocks away from her house and was in another man's bed, when asked she said 'the flood brought me here'!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLLOOLOLL

^ ok. for how much

chumakk:


The advantage of the flood is that i helped me to throw away some [size=15pt]unnecessary things like spooled Ghana-must-go[/size]

and all the unused condoms

hiya pele.

At least flood no carry your black berry phone or the laptop you dey use type this message

Monkey sef don turn MILITANT

I still dey lolololololooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

hahahhahahahhahahaha na like play play the monkey wan Kill dem!


ROTLMAO

Dani1

Why did you lock that topic before i saw it 



https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-710439.0.html 


I for reply the B.astard!   

why its better to be a woman

1. I dont have to be d one using my stick inside a hole
2. i just lye on d bed (lazy) and get 'drilled'
3. i dont have to be the one paying the house rents 

sexkillz:


About half an hour later, two men came walking into the Bar and, on seeing the terrified man, the one said to the other, "Look, boy,that's the i.d.i.o.t that got into the car while [size=18pt]we were pushing it[/size]". . .[/font]

sexkillz wetin u dey push? 

can someone pls call the MODERATOR we nid him to clean up some dry talks

if i laff to this DRY joke pple will think i m not well

Poster, u no try at allllllllllllllllllll   

bin gbagbo:

Polinus entered madam Joy's restaurant looking hungry and dejected and it was his turn to be served after a long wait on the queue.

Madam Joy:Baba, you are here for a plate of rice and stew with chicken, i lie?

Polinus:you are right!(smiling)

Madam Joy:you will also take two bottles of beer, i lie?

Polinus:you are right(smiling)

  Polinus was served and he filled his belly to the brim.After the meal, Madam Joy came around Polinus :

Madam JOy:baba, you don satisfy well well, i lie?

POLInus:You are right(still smiling)

Polinus squatted in an ''ON YOUR MARKS STYLE"

Madam Joy:baba , you wan run, i lie?

Polinus: You   are  rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!

*that was the echo of polinus' words whilst running away!*

sheyigreat:

how silly u guys are

bin gbagbo:

A guy told his girlfriend, his toothpaste had got finished. ''dont try to kiss me!'' the girl exclaimed.

so?

^^ u no well!

Tycoon's wife: Bimbo Ayelabola claims she's 'struggling to afford baby milk'
The Nigerian woman who  travelled to Britain to give birth to quins at the taxpayer’s expense is married to a wealthy businessman.
Bimbo Ayelabola, 33, had two boys and three girls in April by caesarean section and remained in hospital for almost two weeks, costing the NHS up to £200,000.


Her visitor’s visa has expired and she is now fighting to remain in this country, claiming a return to her home city of Lagos would leave her homeless and without a ‘support network’ to help her raise her five children.
However the Daily Mail has learnt that her husband, who remains in Nigeria, is a wealthy businessman.
University-educated Ohi Nasir Ilavbare is chief executive of his own logistics company whose clients include British American Tobacco  and DHL.
He also owns and runs an upmarket hotel and business centre in an exclusive suburb of Lagos, where his company, Spry Logistics, is based.
Suites at the facility in a gated complex cost £100  a night. The average  annual wage in Nigeria is around £300.

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A neighbouring trader described Mr Ilavbare as ‘very rich’, while an employee confirmed ‘he is the managing director here, he owns this place’. Repeated attempts to contact him via his office have proved unsuccessful.
He and his wife seem to have remained in close touch while she has been in England. Until recently the profile picture on his Facebook page was of five babies lying on a bedspread.
The page was quickly removed when attempts were made to speak to him.

Brood: The quins on Nasir Ilavbare's Facebook page. The picture has now been removed
Mrs Ayelabola, who is staying in her sister’s cramped flat in Poplar, east London, says her husband briefly visited her in hospital around the time of the births.
But she claims he abandoned her and fled back to Nigeria when he discovered she was having quins.
Yet the children’s birth certificates show he was in London three weeks after the babies were delivered on April 28, as both parents signed the documents at Hackney register office on May 18.
The businessman’s apparent wealth, and presence by  his wife’s side, contradicts  Mrs Ayelabola’s claims that she is alone and struggling to afford £70 a week for baby milk and nappies.

Gated: The Lagos business complex where University-educated Ilavbare's company, Spry Logistics, is based
Under the terms of her visitor’s visa, which expired last month, Mrs Ayelabola is unable to work in the UK or claim any benefits.
But the Daily Mail has seen documentary evidence proving that she has been illegally working as an Avon lady.

Sunglasses: Ayelabola outside a London flat earlier this year
A neighbour said: ‘She has dropped at least two different Avon booklets through the door in the past couple of months. I’m sure she has  visited other homes in surrounding streets.


‘She’s definitely working for Avon because I bought something from her last month.’
Mrs Ayelabola’s online CV says that she graduated from the University of Lagos in 1999, and later worked as a make-up artist in the city.
Her husband studied civil engineering in Nigeria and after graduating he worked  for an international construction firm.
He went on to be general manager of an oil transport and distribution firm before setting up his current company in 2005. He is a member of the Nigerian Society  of Engineers.
The multiple births are likely to be the result of high-dose fertility tablets which Mrs Ayelabola purchased over the counter in Lagos.
She said in an interview: ‘I had already had miscarriages and couldn’t bear the stress another pregnancy would cause. So I decided to visit my family in London.
‘I thought I would stand a much better chance of avoiding another miscarriage in a calmer place with friends and family. If I go back I’ll be on my own without even a roof over my head.’


Gated: The Lagos business complex where University-educated Ilavbare's company, Spry Logistics, is based




Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012757/Bimbo-Ayelabola-Nigerian-cost-NHS-200k-married-tycoon.html#ixzz1RaUmKm4v