imsuboi:



and have you washed your yeast infested pvssy since last year?

I bet the odor oozing from down there would be enough to knock an entire city out.

You're fond of attacking people anyhow on NL without countering their points intellectually.

Better get a life! You worthless piece of _shit!

hey man,easy

Wait oo,dis houx nor get level compared to dbanj status.ah ah,with all his money,dat land na one plot.tot I ll see a massive buildding.

acidtalk:
JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :

* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running mate who were the people that first kicked against your candidacy?

The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2 years as governor in Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.

* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's running mate?

You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has documents proved you embezzled N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within two years.

* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in becoming Yaradua's running mate?

The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who today is your mouth piece and who is pretending loves you the most.

* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did you do to gather public sympathy?

You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like it was your political opponents. The SSS released a report which you guys later hid to debunk your dubious claim.

* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be in charge of negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants, who were those who objected and what was their reasons?

Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason being that you are not sincere in the Niger Delta course but only after your pocket.

SHOULD I GO ON?

* What was your agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.

You promised and even swore you will go for a SINGLE TERM

*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced Aoandoka to go underground?

To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late Yaradua
.

* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu and others even when they had to betray their party at that last minute in order to canvass for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO.

* How did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?

You didn't only remove all his loyalist from your government, you also made sure you made his enemies your closest allies. You don't need me to start calling names right?

* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?

Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM.


AWAY FROM POLITICS.


* You promised Nigerians incentives in order to remove subsidy. Things like stable power, metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road rehabilitation etc.

MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.

* Obasanjo's government brought GSM amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan what has yours brought?

NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN CORRUPTION.

* Never in the history of Nigeria has all institutions witnessed as much strike as yours.

*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.

* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you need FIVE presidential jet for even with the high rate of poverty in the land.

* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic line.

* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alameisia (or whatever), Bode George.

* Jonathan will rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than have a session with those brains who are truly making Nigerians proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting message to the people of North East.



Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.

We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the world.
We have no motorable federal road.

A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER.

HIGH Uneployment in the land.

High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb corruption with technology).

JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND.










FELLOW NIGERIANS : Share these on your Facebook, Twitter, Instergram, BBM, Whatsapp, And every blog and forum you know ( COPY AND PASTE ON AS MANY THREADS ON NAIRALAND AS YOU CAN. THE WHOLE NIGERIA MUST SEE AND HEAR OF JONATHAN'S LIES). Until Jonathan can answer the above questions he doesn't deserve our "clap" not to talk more of our "votes". Be warned! No known record for a successful brain transplant yet so we don't expect any state of improvement in Jonathan's cluelessnes and deceits.

thanks very much 4 d eye opening speech.otueke man must go back with paddle stick.I can't imagine goodluck spending 4.2 billion 4 travels in 2015.God re u dere?

Dats not muna on a dialysis machine.muna is alive.

Olorun,if dat girl is in primary six at age 14,at what age ll she finish secondary school.

Wittylens:
What is this?



What is wrong with this hungry developers sef? Seriously , this is not funny at all..... 2days ago it was Patience Jonathan. Now it Is the president himself...


Making Public mockery of the president is the height of it all. Anyways I dont blame you... If it were in america you dear not try such...


It's only here in Nigeria we see all kinds of rubbish..

Mtcheewwww

america is somehow lenient with internet juggernuts as dat,u can't try dat with putin in russia.

My guy can tell 10 chicks in a day dat he loves dem all.nothing special abt "I love u"some ladies prefer action dan just saying it.love d post though.

aresa:




^^^^^ Unlike the egungun calabar...

she na terminator.she is saying"I ll b back"

Onyiido:
Are we going to eat beauty? Come May 29 anyone who occupies the seat in Aso rock should work for the betterment of the masses.

at least let d ugly pipo leave dere.beauty plus intelligence equal to excellence.unlike,u knw na.

aresa:




^^^^^ Unlike the egungun calabar...

she is like'were is jona,I go killing him today".then d bleaching lady beside her is like'goat,see how ur mouth dey smell with ur bad english"

Jona,jona.I pity u 4 lying.

Oga jonah,u nor dey tire.ah ah

Inasmuch as gej has claimed success in dis administration,he is also smelling of failures.I just dislike d wife naturally.

olassy239:
where r those SS pig dat underater the yorubas nd call them dirty tribe

hmm.yoruba women only have ass.they re one of d most ugliest pipo.very unclean too.yoruba women selling kparaga since d time of john d baptist.

I don't pity d police.

Lol.d guest b like"she thinks she is here alone"

ochejagabriel:
*IN LUDACRIS VOICE*
my anaconda dont...
my anaconda dont...
my anaconda dont want nothing except u gat buns hun

Summary: Backside is the definition of beauty.
if she get a.ss, she is fine
i can do anything for a.ss

mr flavour said"d beauty of a woman dey 4 her backside"

I don't smoke.don't play gamble.guess its d only tin I can do.there is one bini proverb dat says"if man nor sabi slap,him go sabi blow."

Bring him pant,bring him pant,bring him pantooooooooooo.

dorlapoh20:
i see no reason why a lady should be a gold digger. Only the hopeless and lazy ones do that.

don't mind dem,dats why they shudnt complain if oda gold diggers re running after their husbands.

remsonik:
A lady has every right to choose whom she goes on a date with!!! Be yourself and earn a decent living a lady who's yours will surely come along. Guys too have their own specs so please let the ladies have their own specs too. Each and every one will face consequences of their actions and inactions. Stop whining and get a job!!!

ah ah,u couldn't even hide ur Gold digger xter.

chimerase2:
Stupidiy at its peak
Desperation will lead somebody to hell and a great lost as usual

stupidity led to d making of dis comment.ask Gej.doesn't tink b4 talking.

DonaldGenes:



Boy who the heck are you calling Hypocrites?


I do hope , it ain't those men of God you meaning to insult

what makes one a man of God.pastors praying 4 thieves since 1900.ask oyakhilome.

remsonik:
No it isn't......with patience and perseverance the guy will eventually buy his if he's focused and hardworking

den I dumb her after buying one.

NgeneUkwenu:
When You See A Man Ready For A Job, You Would Know!

Buhari/Osinbajo, We Cant Wait!

Meanwhile Yesterday He was at The Palms Lekki


"doing face to face campaign at The Palms, Lekki yesterday. It was awesome; people were excitedly ready" ```Prof Osinbajo

ah ah.why osinbajo come resemble ukwa na with d red mackers.well 4 those of u hating on buhari,listen."I beta have two girlfriends who re theives,than have 1 girlfriend who is a prostitute"buhari,we wait 4 u.

Bbm is overhyped.if u change ur fone,u can't use d pin of ur old fone.u hav to cram d new fone pin,unlike wasap when u hav ur number on ur head.I can't stress myself with pin craming.no no no.ma brain"s busy.

BraniacX:


dat one na small, ask ekosodin peeps wetin happen for albert viewing center and edo street the day man utd lost in the uefa champions league final to barca


..........heard some dudes were thrown or shoved into an uncompleted well, beaten and peed on

lol.as if they re shareholders in man utd.

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
SMH, your level of reasoning is extremely poor, well I thought you are sensitive never knew that you are such a jeck and gulible, are you the one looking for a wife? how does tribalism comes to ones choice of marriage? just wondering how some people reason through their nostril......

wow,u re really Dumb.u re lucky d o p is not a bini girl.u 4 smell ur blood idiota.

I schooled at d famous federal polythechnic auchi.stayed at bawak and powerline.I remembered a day wen some guys used bullet to chase evrybody out frm a sport centre,just because arsenal was loosing against barca.omo,see men dey fly tv,dey burst zinc run.it was terrible dat day.

D bible condemns competition.