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to finally drive my point home the final pics i've got so far.

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tope2000:
How do u know u are gay @ just 17??

i think i know though i'm still very young. i'm very attracted to guys, though nowadays i realised that i started looking at girls in a sexual way but i've not had sex with any girl ever b4. but i usually picture it. pple say if u are not sure, u cannot say for sure what ur real sexual orientation is until u try both but i know i'm still going have those sexual emotions for guys.

Mai Suya:

*Cringes* ie you want to do . . .that. . . in addition to other. . .Jeez, and you have audacity to ask what the problem is? 

and what audacity have you to ask me such a question

MrCrackles:
All this one na story

Gay men just want cocks to bust thier assholes!!

i've made a mental note never to comment on any of your posts ever again but i think i need to comment on this one. i really don't know what ur problem is. gay men don't just want cocks to bust their assholes, some of them want to love only that they are attracted to pple of their sex. u are so shortsighted, if i may say so, concerning gayism. i really really really don't know what ur problem is. seriously

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i don't know if it's just me, but i think bee is super hot. she's my best black celebrity so far. i can't imagine that many pple on nairaland don't like her

Moyola:
woww!!


I mean ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

i couldn't think of a better comment

the most violent movies ever
1) final destination 1, 2, 3 the accident scene in 2 was bad. i mean if it had truly happened then the deaths were bad. remember the girl in the car accident as the guy was trying to bring her out the air bag meant for safety led to her death. then there was the guy tha passed through the wire gauze or maybe the wire gauze passed through him.
the worst was the rollercoaster crash scene in 3, that was hair raising. then their deaths were more gruelling. the guy with the fan behind his head. the guy at the gym, his blood was totally every where. and so on

2) kill bill 1, 2 Oren hi shi's death was bad, then vivica foxx's character also died "roughly"

3) HOSTEL 1, 2 the whole movie was not very nice, remember the face of girl that guy blowtorched, it was a sight to behold. then in their escape that guy those kids panel beated his skull. that was bad

4) texas chainsaw massacre 1, 2 the movie was cruel throughout, remember that stupid biker that got himself chainsawed in half cos of his GF. then the final death. i wished that girl had gotten out alive but she was very unlucky even after seeing the police man she only ended up killing him as she was being CHAINSAWED through the drivers seat. 2 was also horrific

5) saw 1, 2, 3 i don't want to relay any scene in that movie all i can say is that is was extremely horrible

6) resident evil 3 (extinction) that movie was also very violent. the zombie dogs were some thing else. then that black girl that pecked to death by those evil crows as she tried to save everybody. the human zombies were more then ever.
and so on abeg i'm tired

for action packed
every action packed movie. i've have loved to write more but no time

After going through the review movies thread i decided to come up with this one. it's to know what u guys think about the movies of books u've read. if the producer or director was able to pull them off as to bringing to flesh and blood characters of a book.
my first review is harry potter. the movies were quite nice. i particularly liked the chamber of secrets. i mean it was well made the basilisk, the giant tarantular, moaning myrtle and all but the part 5 was not it. i didn't feel the book at all. ok that's rather unfair but seriously the whole ministry of magis scene was not well done.
body of lies by iris johansen- starring leonardo dicaprio was quite ok.
i personally believe that the best novel movies ever made are john grisham's runaway jury starring gene hackman, and christmas with the Kranks can't remember the real name of the book. then the replicant starring vam dame was also very good.

what do u guys think

i don't think i've ever walked out on a movie b4. i love movies too much to walk out on them no matter how boring or scary they re i still watch them to the end.
reading the posts of the other peeps here i was very dissapointed most of the movies guys here don't like i particularly like. like transformers i think the movie was cool, apocalypto by mel gibson i guess who ever didn't like it is too dumb to undestand the story line.
@ toyosi20
what's it about catwoman. u prolly didn't understand it that's why u didn't give any comment. the movie was great the story line was one of a kind, so totally diff.
and guys i loved norbit it's what i call a "funny comedy" unlike that mr bean rubbish. it wasn't much fun but i watch it to the end

@ justkumni
i'm sorry but david yates did not pull harry potter 5 off though he tried. all other parts were better especially chamber of secrets that was a clasic he picture every chapter of the book as well as he could. i've read the book so i know. if u've read the book u'll also know. half blood prince will definitely be a blockbuster if he's sensible enuff but i'm looking forward to deathly hallows it's a really wonderful story. harry, ron and hermione dropping out of schl, mad-eyed moody, george weasley and hedwig dying, (JK. Rowling so killed many pple), living in open fields and moving all the time, the destruction of voldemorts horcruxes, dumbledore being gay and snape dying and voldemorts final death it was a lovely book to read. i actually read it twice. i wonder how he'll make the movie. he's pulled off so many parts so far. he definitely try his best in the deathly hallows but i wonder how he'll do it. the guy is a great guy no doubt.

then there's ink heart a fantasy adventure like harry potter. i've read the book but i've not seen the movie thought i saw the trailer. it stars brendan frasier as Mo.

body of lies was nice too. although i had read the book written by iris johansen. i knida enjoyed the movie but the book was more interesting.

bedtime stories was really cool. whenever adam sandler told the kids storis they usally changes the line andthe stories the kids manged to come up with always somehow became a reality.

i heard deatt race starring jason statham is also nice though i haven't seen. so i can't say anything about it

really a must watch saw the movie so many times over the hols in lag.
"won mo gba ni pe mo ti arrife."

do u guys remember tracy?
mo wa ni faculty of law department of social science or something ike that. that was rib-cracking.

"becky bo o ni so wa pa"

"aa mo see saw"

"ye, ounch, on dun mi ni"

" maa zip e"

" selsea 4 life"

" emi naa ma di bigs gals"
the movie has got to be the best movie for 2008 though the part 2 is not as funny as the preceding sequel. u guys should also see OSUKA it's quite hilarious too it stars ayo adesanya and "gbogbo bigs girls in jenifa"
my best scene there was where she was dancing to olorun maje o and that old woman came in. she was like " mama, momo kilo fe fa yen fun yin naa, se ata fe si yin logun ni" that scene was crazily funny

Sapphic:
I cannot provide a literary interpretation, but it in effect means that it is glaring (or clearly visible to the eye etc).

literarily it means it is not a disease of the eye

SeanT21:
~~That fool has always been stupid.~~I wish she would just go away and take rihanna with her for Gods sake~~!!

na so he reach

hi guys,i've always read jokes on this forum and has never posted any. i've decided o start posting my own jokes ( not as if i made them up myself). i hope u find them funny. even if they are not funny u guys can atleast laff out of pity for me cos it's my first time. here goes


A couple on the very first night of their honeymoon was lying down on a bed together.
Groom: "oh dear, would you be very annoyed with me if i confess to you that all my upper teeth are false?"
Bride: "not at all my darling. atleast i too can now relax and take off my wig, the inflatable bra, th glass eye and my artificial wooden leg"


A woman in a commuter bus was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. she was fascinated by the number of death rate. worried, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know evry time i breath, somebody dies?"
"Really?" the man said, "Have you tried another toothpaste or mouthwash"


A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil's hands." you wil be spending eternity here , but i'll let you pick your own room from thre i'l sow you," the devil said.
in the fist room wee thousands of people standing on their heads on a brick floor. "i don't like that," said the man "show me the second."
In the second room were thousands of people standing on their heads on a wooden floor. "Well, that's better than brick," the man said, "but show me the third."
In the third, thousands of people were standing knee-deep in a room full of maggot infested garbage, all drinking coffee. "I'll choose this room," he said.
Into the room he went and the door slammed behind him. Immediately, the voice of a mnor demon rang out, "Ok, coffee break is over, back on your heads."


I hope you guys liked them