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So has anyone actually been to Tizeti Network Limited concerning the internship positions advertised? Because I live not too far and decided to go there yesterday and the place was positively locked up. I am not exactly sure what to make of this.

Infinix really has to up their game with the kind of processors they use for their phones and the speed too. Thought it was going to have better features then the Hot S but apparently that one is in a class of it's own. The only plus on this phone is the bigger battery. And really android phone makers are producing phones with 3GB and 4G RAM and bigger ROM memories too in 2016, just look at Blackview R7 and Lenovo Vibe K5 note. Infinix is still stuck on 2GB RAM & 16GB ROM. I got this from my Hot 2, I want something better already.
As it is Hot S is just great. Bigger display - 5.2", better camera - 13mp back and 8mp with flash up front. 4Gnetwork, better faster processor.

I made a purchase of $48.83 on Aliexpress with my GTB MasterCard yesterday and checked my balance and#17,124 had been deducted so I took it that I charged just about #350, only to receive an email notification later that #18,066 had been deducted for my transaction meaning I was charged at #370 to $1. I mean my account balance reduced. It was #1000 short. I had noticed this kind of thing on my last two payments but because the difference was not much I didn't think much of it. I am very very pissed. I opened a GTB account after my Diamond Visa card couldn't make online payments. Do I have to open a Stanbic Account too cos GTB are rip offs? I have three accounts already. Imagine having to open a fourth.

Aha kilode? F.U.T Minna and F.U.T.O. EEE departments are competing for worst dept. That was how my guys were complaining after writing ng their EEE 501 exam last semester. I recall one year when the final year students rebelled and said they were not going write the exam set by one Engr Shola. The then HOD had to step in and set questions for them to add to the ones they had.
See as the children for each question boku.

I think this could pass as the vegetarian version. Lmao

Just imagine!!! The Ministry of education should do something about it. I paid like #3000 to collect mine from my school then.

Where are F.U.T.O Eng226 students? Pls coman answer this question o.

This post is absolutely stupid and uncalled for. People are concerned with racial profiling and cop killings in the US, Boko Haram and ND Avengers in Nigeria, Isis in the middle east, severe poverty in India and many African countries but your own problem is how some people write their names on social media. Write a post about world hunger or HIV and I will applaud you.

Phoenix11:
IT is an avenue for you to learn....some ppl even do their IT with roadside mechanics and they learn a lot.
It must not be shell or mobil.

Yeah, I will give my log book to the road side mechanic and have him stamp it with his road side mechanic stamp and then go back to school to those lecturers, who want the slightest opportunity to fail you, and defend what exactly? 400 level IT is a big deal in department, 6 units and not what one would do at a road side mechanic. I got a C in my 300 level IT cos I the man said what I did was not Industrial Training. Does anyone who doesn't know someone get IT placement in Shell and Mobil? #AskingForMyPeaceOfMind

I am beginning to imagine what unemployed graduates go through in their search for jobs. I am a 400 level engineering student supposed to be on IT and i have not found placement since June and i am about to go mad. Industrial Training is supposed to last 6 months but almost two have been spent with nothing to do. And i have walked the entire stretch of V/I, joined job boards, submitted applications online and what not. I have only gotten two messages from a certain BG Services and after serious checks i didn't bother to to attend the so called "work assessment/job briefing". It's just so frustrating.

Yay!!! Thank God I didn't rush to get mine replaced. Lost mine and was told I could get a replacement only in Abuja for #40,000. This is good new indeed.

Was just watching at a bar and i saw this chick with very exaggerated lashes and i thot this girl is so like a goldie look alike. Then she stood up to dance and i saw her belt. Goldie is so in BBA, how exciting. Her dancing is cracking me up. I'm so loving it.. I just hope she doesn't 'faken' herself.

byrron: More like a nollywood tin ft zack orji as the client and mercy johnson as d amature unilag runs girl. Produced and directed by wale adenuga, go grab ur copy nw!

OMG! Terribly hilarious. I'm so cracking up.Zack Orji & Mercy Johnson? Lol
If u were going for irony the best pair would be Jim Iyke & Tonto Dike as our innocent girl.

i knew there had to be a thread on the one already. Some one asked yesterday if i had heard davido speak & i replied no. She said to listen to his mtn pulse ad and i went online and was not very pleased. I get mtn wanting to use the flavour of the moment to reach oout to it's young customers but it didn't have to be him. And dat director should be replaced by ME, maybe if i did davido the ad would be a lot better than it is. I have always hated to love mtn for their beautiful ads. Does any one remember the mtn sunshine ad, i'm moved to tears each time i hear the girl say 'Oh Jerry', my favourite mtn ad of all time. This was just plain whack. They should just remix the ad.

A good action movie will definitely sell in nigeria. but when i say good it has to be the best. when Kajola came out to the cinemas. i had friends that were very disappointed and even said they were not going to see any nigerian action movie at the cinemas.
another thing is most nigerian actors seem not to do what their directors want them to do. this has to be avoided. one or two popular faces won't be such a bad idea, but it doesn't have to be from the movie industry. The current Mr World, that igbo guy has tremendous acting talent. it think he would be a better choice than Ramsey Noah. pls do not cast Emeka Ike or Desmond elliot. Action heroes are usually very built nnot like Emeka Ike. Jim Iyke will just plain kill the movie.
Really we want good quality movies also, pple loved Ije and even Araromire. urs should be better. Genevieve would not be a bad idea. she has this sexy Zoe Saldana look, She could protray same like Zoe Saldana did in The Losers. all these this should be put into cnsideration

Sagamite:
Sho! 

Na you be Ms Jay wey dey work for America Next Top Model? 

You wan fire for eyes?

Why you no pour pepper for im eye? 

I dey look my own eye now for mirror, I think it would give something in a pix?

No be fire sha, na Lagos Lagoon you go get from am. 

Long lol. Ms Jay is truly like that.

Her eyes give me absolutely nothing. no fire whatsoever. it's a 3 from me. she could have gotten a better photograph. i'm thinking she had a bad director.

MY simple answer is AANG from Avatar -The legend of aang. can control 4 four elements can zap bending power from any one, and i'm sure KItara would teach him to blood bend or he would even learn it on his own. LIke someone said especially in avatar state.

I am really shocked at pple here. i can't bliv many of u haven't heard or seen the man several times. the man has been featured on NTA news line several times. his house is very big and heard he kills about 10 cows or so per day. his children make up whole classes in their school ( i don't mean 1 or 2). He was in a clash with sharia sometime ago like someone earlier said, that was also in the news. they said he had to live with only 4 wives but he refused. i think they threatened to banish him from Niger state then. it's possible he has up to 500 family members. his wives families her his too and his sons that have wives and their children included.

some posts were really funny though. A LGA? that's a winner.

obinna5000:
I don't think the poster is trying to say all Nigerian films are wack. The poster is just trying to say "Kajola" is not a good movie.

I think that's right.

@ Poster
I was going to do this b4 the premiere of the movie last month but i just didn't have the time to. I had a discussion with my friends about this movie and i had so many things to say and they said i like to criticize our own. and then i said if our own is bad, lets criticize so that they can be better. i don't think there's anything wrong in making a futuristic sci-fi movie but it should be done right the story line, cast, everything. no movie maker should do rubbish and than shove it down our throats becos it had not been done b4. we should not settle for less. i've not seen the movie yet, but i really want to, to be able to even criticize more. from the trailer alone i was very dissappointed.
In the ad, the was a scene - Lagos island 2059, i don't know how many pple noticed this but on the big whatever tv i think it appeared to have been STV sports cafe airing at that time and there was the scrolling news. "Super Eagles celebrate another world cup win". world cup cannot hold in 2059, they could have rewritten the script to fit that date but they won't go the extra mile.
BTTW - STORY ABOUT SALT STARRING ANGELINA JOLIE WAS THAT TOM CRUISE REJECTED THE ROLE AND REWROTE IT TO FIT ANGELINA JOLIE. IN NIGERIA IF HANKS ANUKU REJECTS A ROLE, THEY WOULD JUST CALL UP SAINT OBI AND HAND IT OVER TO HIM WITHOUT CONSIDERING THAT THEY ARE DIFFERENT ENTITIES.
I think it's nice that they want to bring something else into the movie industry but they need to get it right.
i expect someone is already thinking up a superhero movie, it's fine if it's made but they need to get things right. endeavour to get financial support to make a good movie and u'll read the reward. heard kunle afolayan spent about 80 million on Figurine and had earned 50 million b4 easter viewings. that should be an encouragement.

for me:
Desperate housewives
criminal minds
America's next top model
Spider
Lost

for me it was "death at the funeral". it was hilariously entertaining.

i totally love "my name is earl", "girlfriends", "sister sister", "how i met ur mother", i like scrubs too

Folake Olowofoyeku. was in Law and Order. bttw is a distant aunt. no kidding.
and nobody mentioned Adewale Akinnoye Agbaje. except i didn't see it. he was Mr Echo in Lost, was in Oz as Adebisi, was in G.I Joe, Ace ventura and even Mummy

we all watch tv ad's everyday and there are some particular ones we really like. u could give a list of some of them. here's mine
the Heineken ad with the men shrieking worse than the ladies is totally hilarious.
i like the Always - "where're u going" ad
can't really remember more. i'll post them when i do

the helicopter video was just incredibly ridiculous. do those movie makers take audiences for fool. is someone supposed to bliv that. that the worst case of bad filming i've ever seen
. i watched one once where omotola went out with her husband for dinner and something happen and the guy had to leave in annoyance and tell her "u'll meet me at home". when our own omo sexy got home dat same night, she had a new hairdo and change of clothes. talk about bad continuity. and when they're writing the crew they'll put continuity - Adewale Chukwudi Mustafa and the guy will be happy.

Hotel Rwanda
texas chainsaw massacre 1&2
hostel
Drag "her" to hell
the hills have eyes
plane dead
final destination 4, infact the whole franchise
saw 2
resident evil 3 - extinction

Titanic, Hotel Rwanda, Widow (nollywood), pursuit of happiness, I am Legend (just a lil),

whitesturd:
Hanks Anuku,de guy is so damn annoying with his nonsense fake accent and his silly acting.i feel like poking anytime i see him,I swear,makachukwu if i shd see this guy in real life and lay my hands on him,i wont spare him,i wud make sure i beat the hell outa him and the only grounds on which i can release him is if he signs an ageement with me dt he wud not venture into acting again in his life.

lol, rotflmao. verry funny. i was wondering how u would be able to beat him up considering that u're a girl except u're a fusion of Lucy Liu and Angelina Jolie.
@ thread
i'm so hating PAris HIlton too and

these are the series i like in no definite order
lost, criminal minds, desperate housewives, ugly betty, scrubs, house, oz, and 24