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edwife:
See who dey call ollld ,i am born 4 days after you-you senior pass me

lol@legs and wings.I hope you doing something later with oga and kids

Ewooo!!! Nah me old passooo, thanks for bursting my bubble .

SAMBARRY:
Haaaaaa you don vex


na play i dey follow you play o

Kulyie I no vex ooo, but I thought you have a problem with plenty kids. I only have a problem when people who are struggling to survive decide to populate the world with reckless abandon. The Danjumas can breed a village, they can carter for all. Why this upset me is that they inconvenience their relatives by giving out these kids to them. The challenges these kids encounter.....nah real story for another day.

cococandy:
happy birthday

You're blessed. Remain blessed

@ you too greatgod2012(hope I got that right)

Thanks my lovely inlaw.

edwife:
[size=18pt]Happy birthday Byvan03! [/size]
Count the age, not the wrinkles you have. Count the blessings and wonderful experiences you’ve had, not the mistakes you’ve made.


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Another happy dance of mine
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Lol, thanks dear, Am yet to count the wrinkles. I need to settle this fight on who eats the legs and wings, after that I might take a huge standing mirror and dare to take stock .


4days older? you don oldoo!! .

SAMBARRY:
Today's byvans byday


happy birthday oloriooko bambam.iya ibefa.enjoy your day

Thanks very much dear .

EfemenaXY:
[size=28pt]HAPPY BIRTHDAY BYVAN!!![/size]

Thanks sweet .

Hello ladies, hope you all are doing great,my regards to y'all.

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SAMBARRY:
Haaaaaa 6 shidreeennnn



in this day and age. Madam you need to close your shop PERMANENTLY abi na one pickin per year you dey born



them go soon rish 10 before the end of this year. Na hostel tins be that o..your house g o turn from home to hostel

...And why is this a problem to you?you can only decide for yourself .

edwife:
You didn't get my message,did you?

My fellow june sister,is it today or 8th? now you might understand.... I almost brought fun room down but common sense stopped me and demanded i verify before any any.....

Ohhh!! So sorry dear, I thought you joined kulyie in counting babies for me . It's 6th dear, yours?

edwife:
byvan03 please is 4th or 8th?you will understand,just confirm for me....

Nah Oyo you dey on any business that involves counting tiny creatures . Your shakara go soon end, by then u no go fit dance with akpola shoes .


Nah Kulyie dey count, no be me

EfemenaXY:
So Sambarry is [size=30pt]pregnant??!![/size]



No more Owambes for that one anymore. Sambarry, you and I dey go shopping this Saturday for your maternity gowns and huge cotton pata pants.

SAMBARRY:
as in i was congratulating you because I thought you too also gave birth to ni that's why and you con dey talk another thing say me and you do

I no preggy,i no born ooo, I no dey plan bornoo,lol.

SAMBARRY:
no be me and you ke? Wetin we do?



no be me give you belle o
I'm a woman o

Ha!! Where you see this pikin and belle wey u dey congratulate me about? E be like sey nah me go congratulate you soonooo.

SAMBARRY:
shebi you just put to bed. That's why I'm congratulating you

No be me and you abegooooo , put to bed ke?ha!

SAMBARRY:
O yes we're all fine.we give God all the glory




Beevan congratulations o

congratulations on what? I claim to be congratulated by faith ooo , Amen.

edwife:
Beevan is here***brings out my white stilettos and stout***

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I missed you,i missed you,i missed you.....

Welcome babes!

;DHello dear, nice shoes. How are the edwifians?i missed you too dear, your meals... .



Kulyie how are you and your cutie? Hope she is doing great.

Ewuro4:
Beev Beev Byvan03 you say?

Welcome back dear, how are the boys and dad? How are you too? Nice to have you back.

Hello madam Jide,the boys are good. Thanks very much dear . Missed y'all .

beedam:
I reported her to my hubby who called my dad asking of how to go about sending her back without letting his family know what is happening. So my people called her on naming day that I will be going to my father's house in ibadan for somethings we do after delivery. Na so she accept and me sef go enjoy for my papa house for one month.

Now that was smart .

EfemenaXY:
Beeve, Beeve, Beeve!

You've been sorely missed darling. Welcome back.

How've you been? Family and work? Hope all's well. Stick around dear.

I missed you too dear, your vivid description of ageing men in a certain thread...couldn't get it out of my mind . I regretted not adding bookmark, I need to be around to read more of your creative ingenuity .


We are all good, hope yours are doing great . I needed to concentrate on certain things I want to do, so I had to remove major distractions. Sorry ladies for the abrupt leave, I wouldn't have been able to go through with deactivation if I talked about it .




Chillisauce when will the time be ripe?

tchiwinnie:
wow, long tym network no gree me comment since. Plenty oldies come surface, julieni, maran 1983, phunielomo, byvan03(u just dey change moniker ba), lyndaryoce, smokeydrinkey, chifreke.I hail all of una o. Na only Donatee wey no come.
@ my chief Alemo50, respect sir! God bless u.
@marcjane, pls try to relax.Observe strict bedrest biko.

Nne how ur side? You don chop beans again?

beedam:
All through my nine months pregnancy, she didn't deem it fit to come check me even as my hubby no dey around and I don't have a mother. She came two days after I delivered and she will just sit down doing nothing. She couldn't even do the hot water massage for me. And she expects a FTM like me with heavenly tear to still walk around to do things for her. NO,i wont cos I don't pretend.

To add salt upon injury,she said she has blood pressure and doctor advised her to eat as early as 6am( trust me,i no do am as I no wan die now). So I should always wake up and help her and cook very early around 5am. I ate bread for the first three days I came home from hospital till my neighbour starts bringing food for me.

Baby will cry and suck me all through the night and she won't even turn to see what's happening to us.

She didn't clean the navel till a neighbour came to greet me and saw it. She asked y it isn't dry yet since we clean it, then she said she just lied to have been cleaning that the thing dey fear her. Can you imagine that someone with six children saying that.

Managing to cope with her won't be possible as I no get the energy to. I needed someone who will assist not add to my problem.

Sent her back the day after naming.

I already heard from other wives about her ways of coming and posing on the chair as "iya oko " but I gave her benefits of doubt( I hate back biting)

NB: this woman still look young and agile oooo. When her daughter sick,she stayed there for almost six months doing all the work.

I still dey vex sef! . She dey call me now and will joke like say make I send money to her account. But no way,that time don pass,she don show me who she be and I don delete her account tey tey. No mumu for my dictionary, na do me I do you. Make she face her son for all her need.

She no try at all but me no fit carry my mouth send my MIL packing oooo. Nah im son work be that if it becomes a necessity that she must leave, it's all good. Me don dey used to " do it yourself ".

Chillisauce:
Hian. Look who we have here. So you mean you just disappear and reappear just like that without even buying bread .

Wetin you bring for me ?

Chilli I bought bread, get yours from coco and Buka. Howdy babe?

bukatyne:
Splendid!

Missed you too

Hope no more disappearing acts

Lol, I will stick around .

lovinam:
*ukricant like u. Lmao!! No be u and lyndarorce de teach us suspending style before before!! One de dat tin we u use de dtrap post go shift. Princess must come o!!

Teach you wetin? no be meoooo!!!

beedam:
My wicked sis. No beans chopping for now I'm now as strong as rock o. I no get mama and my mother inlaw no wan dey useful for anything other than to sit down and look and ask for food by 7am while I do all things, claiming "iya oko" and I sent her packing so "no omugwo" no be punishment for me ooo

Sent her packing ke? easy oooo! It's all good.

I thought every one must have let go of yesterday 's issue by today, nawaooh!!


Lyndarunzes how that small body?

Wait biggal, did you say it doesn't draw? Nah normal thing. My own can pour like milk and run down my legs especially in the morning. Happens to me in late pregnancy.

biggal:
Mamas pls no one shld mention anyfin abt wat happened both

If the water is like milky white is nothing, if it is water white, your water might be leaking. If it is water white, see your doc please.

favoredgal:
Tbaby is doing great.

She had a daughter last year. You don carry belle again?

Smokey I see you

Wow!!! That's lovely, please send my regards to her.

Belle ke? Decent women don't get pregnant please, I don't do such thing zzzzzz puleeezzz . .


Sister how you dey, you don take banana already ?

Hello ladies, hope pushing is going great, what of your kpekusing ministries?

Congratulations to the new mums.

cococandy:
Gosh when will I learn how to do a proper gif?.
So good to have you back Hun.


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Thanks my inlaw

bukatyne:
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""""

How are you, hubby and your boys?

Your job nko?

So So good to have you back

Big warm hug

They are good dear, work is there. How have you been? Missed y'all babes.