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Sports / Re: NFL 11-12 Season Is Here: Where Are All The NFL Fans? by C2H5OH(f): 10:55am On Dec 07, 2009
Wes Welker is still a beast though. Whiteboy got game.
Celebrities / Re: intimacy-Crazed Tiger Woods Exposed By Busty Mistress by C2H5OH(f): 10:14am On Dec 07, 2009
Is this going to escalate into another girl-on-girl insult-mongering? What won't T. Woods cause.  Give it a rest you two.
Celebrities / Re: Cheater Tiger Woods Has A Prenup - Is That Fair To His Wife? by C2H5OH(f): 10:06am On Dec 07, 2009
Tiger is a very smart man. The love-blinded men and greedy women who despise pre-nups are either clueless about statistics/probability or just don't care about it. The women aren't the flock losing their fine homes, luxurious cars, and large lump sums of money to divorce, so of course it would make sense for them to be against it.

To make matters worse they hit you with the hardened "pre-nups indicate that you expect this marriage to fail" line. No honey, he's just protecting his black ass; tying up loose ends so to speak. grin
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by C2H5OH(f): 9:47am On Dec 07, 2009
Bawo

LOL@Jarret Jack being watched by your Bulls defense while he ties his shoe-lace when ball is LIVE. Ball IQ ftw? Couldn't a defender have gone over to get two hands on the ball to initiate a jump-ball?
Celebrities / Re: intimacy-Crazed Tiger Woods Exposed By Busty Mistress by C2H5OH(f): 9:29am On Dec 07, 2009
SeanT21:

Let him learn to keep his d.i.c.k in his pants. He deserves it.Hopefully, his career don't get affected by this.
His career has already been affected by this. Aside from the negative press and rising interest in his murky affairs, it might have even impacted his golf game positively. Maybe the early rounds of pre-tournament romps with the busty trash gave him the right mix of release he needed before proceeding into tournaments.
Romance / Re: Does A Broken Home Affect Future Romance? by C2H5OH(f): 9:06am On Dec 07, 2009
OpeLovely:

People who come from broken homes go through emotional/psychological turmoil and usually, it affects their relationships with people generally. They have a lot of anger, resentment, bitterness, e.t.c. Even people who do not come from broken homes could experience something that could be a turning point in their lives either positively or negatively.

You are the one that should determine not to be a statistic and be a better person. Something good can still come out of you.

You shouldn't let your past rule you.

I like this.
Celebrities / Re: intimacy-Crazed Tiger Woods Exposed By Busty Mistress by C2H5OH(f): 9:03am On Dec 07, 2009
I think the number of fame-hungry whores coming out with these eye-popping accusations are trying to seize this opportunity to get their fifteen-minutes of fame. They see this as the perfect opportunity to rag on Tiger Woods by staking claims to having sexx with him.

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Celebrities / intimacy-Crazed Tiger Woods Exposed By Busty Mistress by C2H5OH(f): 8:55am On Dec 07, 2009
Mindy Lawton, another attention-hungry waitress alleges rough romps with Tiger Woods, reveals back-breakers in wild golfer's garage and hall - and tells of 'desperate' intimacy in church car park    shocked  shocked



http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/631528/Tiger-had-me-in-the-rough-Mindy-Lawtons-frantic-intimacy-with-Tiger-Woods.html
[i]S[/i]EX-MAD Tiger Woods had an affair with a busty waitress while his model wife was PREGNANT, the News of the World can reveal.

Mindy Lawton, who you can see on video below, told how the golf superstar loved frantic [i]S[/i]EX.

"Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we'd made love," she said. "He really did like it quite rough.


"He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had [i]S[/i]EX. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on."


Mindy said she fell in love with Woods but soon found out he only wanted one thing from her.


She said: "I realise now all he wanted me for was [i]S[/i]EX. The only time he would call was when he wanted it.


"Tiger just used me as his [i]S[/i]EX toy. I thought I meant something to him, but all he cared about was lust. He is a selfish, heartless man."


Mindy, 33, becomes the [NINTH girl linked with the world's richest sportsman as he displayed all the hallmarks of a [i]S[/i]EX addiction. In an exclusive interview the brunette revealed Woods:


DEMANDED instant, urgent [i]S[/i]EX when they met up.


ROMPED in five different rooms at his mansion and even in a church car park.


SENT explicit text messages ahead of their [i]S[/i]EX sessions.


URGED her to wear saucy undies in his favourite colour, red.


TOOK his wife to Mindy's restaurant.


Woods, 33, is already battling to save his marriage to Swedish beauty Elin Nordegren, 29, after allegations of affairs with eight other women emerged following his mysterious car crash last week.


Betrayal

But Mindy's confession to [i]S[/i]EX in the marital home while pregnant Elin was away is the star's most shocking betrayal yet.


Mindy told us: "All Tiger cared about was getting me into bed.


"He had an urge and I satisfied it. There was very little emotion from his side although I fell for him.


"He has a very strong [i]S[/i]EX drive and knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12.


"If it was early in the morning and Tiger was going away for a tournament he would call me up for quick, urgent [i]S[/i]EX and I was happy to oblige.


" It was a thrill to be the secret lover of such a famous star. In front of TV cameras he acts shy and professional, but away from that he is very macho, cocky and has a huge eye for the ladies."

Click below to see Mindy interviewed on video

Waitress Mindy Lawton tells of her [i]S[/i]EX romps with Tiger Woods
Mindy, a curvy 36C, was single and working as a £25,000 a year manager at the Perkins restaurant near Woods' mansion in Isleworth, near Orlando, Florida when she first met him.


He would call in up to three times a week with golfing buddies after early morning practice sessions for his favourite breakfast of white egg omelette with broccoli and orange juice.


She recalled: "The first time I saw him he had a baseball cap pulled down over his eyes. I was a little star-struck and helped the servers at his table. We didn't speak, but made eye contact."


Within a month, in May 2006, Tiger had called the restaurant asking to speak to Mindy.


He invited her to one of his favourite bars, The Blue Martini, where he would drink in a roped-off VIP room.


Mindy said: "I was so excited I was going to have a drink with Tiger Woods. I knew he was married, but whenever he had come into the restaurant with his wife he looked so miserable. They didn't talk and never held hands.


"There was no affection there. But I didn't feel bad about seeing a married man, as to me it was just a drink."


But Woods had other ideas and at the end of the evening he told her she "looked hot". Mindy said: "He was drinking vodka, cranberry and mandarin and I must admit I had a few to steady my nerves."


Woods told her to meet him in a shop car park in the Orlando suburb of Windermere near his £2.4million home in a gated community.


She recalled: "I followed him in through the gatehouse and was blown away when we pulled into the driveway. Tiger opened the garage doors and we went inside through the kitchen. The house was just fantastic.


"It was about 3am and very dark. I could not see any photos of Tiger and his wife around, but there was a wall lined with trophies." Woods cuddled up to Mindy on the sofa and began kissing her.


She said: "He started to strip off my clothes and I took off his. We were sitting on a brown sofa and within seconds we were both unclothed.


"As a sportsman he is in great shape, but he is also very well endowed. He kept on complimenting me on my figure and kissed me all over.


"That first time he was very dominant and knew what he wanted and what he was doing. By the time we finished I looked like a rag doll, but we both had big smiles on our faces."


Mindy left around 5am, due to begin her shift at the restaurant two hours later. Later that morning Tiger walked in with his pals. Mindy said: "He really was very happy and we both gave each other knowing looks."


It was the start of a year-long affair, with Woods calling every fortnight or so to meet in a car park before leading her to his home.


Recalling the second time they had [i]S[/i]EX, Mindy said: "We went to the house but did not even make it into the living room.


Shower

"He lifted me up and I wrapped my legs around him and we had [i]S[/i]EX against the wall of the hallway.


"It was so passionate. Tiger had such strong arms he held me there as me made love."


Over the course of the affair she and Woods had [i]S[/i]EX in five different parts of his house.


As well as the hall there was the TV room, shower, living room and even the garage. Recalling one occassion, Mindy said: "The electric doors had just closed when Tiger grabbed me and began tearing my clothes off. There was a golf cart and a set of clubs but very little else.


"I remember thinking how clean it was for a garage."


One place they NEVER had [i]S[/i]EX was the marital bedroom.


Mindy said: "I saw his bedroom. It had all white linen on the bed, but he did not take me in there.


"That was off limits. He wanted [i]S[/i]EX all over the house, but not where he slept with Elin."


Occasionally they cuddled up to watch TV with Woods drinking chilled Bailey's liquer.


Mindy recalled: "Tiger has a huge TV in his living room. The only sport we watched was baseball. We hardly talked about golf, but I did tell him about some shot I had watched him play and he had a laugh.


"He was not one to express his feelings to me. I was there for [i]S[/i]EX."


Despite being the first billionaire sporstman, Woods was not generous to Mindy. She said: "He did not buy me anything, not even a meal."


Mindy said Tiger never once mentioned wife Elin, who he had married two years earlier. She explained: "I did not ask him about her, but I got the impression that he was not happy and the marriage was [i]S[/i]EXless.


"Why else would he be having [i]S[/i]EX with me? He did not ever want to talk about her but we never really did that much talking. All he was interested in was [i]S[/i]EX." Mindy said Tiger liked to spice up their sessions by getting her to wear saucy underwear.


"His favourite were my red panties with black lace. He had a thing about red and said he always wore it on Friday as that was his 's favourite colour."


In between [i]S[/i]EX sessions Woods sent racy text messages, detailing what he wanted to do to Mindy and asking her crudely if she was in a state of arousal.


Dream

Mindy said that after a while she fell deeply in love with Woods, but he made it clear he only wanted a physical relationship.


"I really did fall for the guy," she said. "I began to dream that I would some day be the next Mrs Woods. I really did think that he would want to be with me. He is such an attractive guy and what woman wouldn't be attracted to him. Of course it probably helped that he is worth millions."


But by 2007 Woods became more distant and he began ignoring her calls to his mobile.


Mindy became used to hearing his answerphone message: "You've reached the right person at the wrong time."


One morning she was surprised by a call from Woods telling her to meet him at 6.30am outside an office he uses for business. When she got there she found him angry that his swipe card was not working and he could not get into the building. Mindy said: "He was very frustrated we could not get in the office as I knew he wanted to have [i]S[/i]EX.


"He told me to follow him and we drove to a church car park. It was still very early and no one was around. Tiger wanted to have [i]S[/i]EX on the back seat but it wasn't comfortable.


"But he was desperate and insisted that we do it up against the side of the car. Like most of the other times it was very frantic."


The car was a Cadillac Escalade, the same model he famously crashed. Woods hugged Mindy briefly before promising to call her when he returned from a tournament. But weeks later Mindy read that Elin had given birth to their first child, a daughter called Sam, now two. The couple also have a 10-month son, Charlie.


Mindy said: "The calls and text messages stopped after that and I understand why but I was hurt that I was just dumped."


She now feels sorry for Elin. "It must be awful for her to know her husband was going behind her back for [i]S[/i]EX with so many girls," Mindy said. "She must feel very dirty knowing that when he was trying for a baby with her he was having [i]S[/i]EX with me.


"I guess she will be pretty devastated but in the time I knew Tiger I never got the impression that the marriage was happy."


Mindy added: "It's no surprise to me there are other women.


"He had such a big [i]S[/i]EX drive and wanted it fulfilled.


"I guess I was giving him what his wife wasn't. Tiger is so used to getting his way. What Tiger wants, Tiger gets.


"I want his wife to know what a cheat he has been.


"He does not care for her otherwise he would not be having [i]S[/i]EX with me and these other women. I am so glad that I am no longer involved with him. He is just another cheating husband who has been caught out."


Mindy said her closest friend Judy Moreau, sister Bobbi and her parents knew about the affair but were all sworn to secrecy.


Judy said: "I used to joke that Mindy would become the next Mrs Woods.


"She showed me some of the text messages and they made me blush. They were just so explicit and not something I'd expected from a family man."


Dumped

Mindy was Woods' first known affair. In the Spring of 2007, just before he dumped her in May, he allegedly began two-timing her with LA cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs.


He was said to be seeing Jaimee, 24, right up to when he crashed.


He was also having a fling with Las Vegas club worker Kalika Moquin, 27, although that relationship is no longer current, and New York socialite Rachel Uchitel, 34. Rachel recently travelled to Australia with him on a golf tournament.


There has been speculation in America that Elin was chasing Woods with a golf club in a row over Rachel shortly before the late night crash which shattered his carefully cultivated "Mr Perfect" image.


Since then Woods has been accused of a further five flings, including one with a famous British TV presenter.


In the crash Woods was knocked out for six minutes but refused to help police with their investigation. Sport's first dollar billionaire was fined £100 for careless driving by the Florida Highway Patrol this week. No other charges were brought.


Divorce from Elin would set him back considerably more.


As a billionaire, his payout to her could reach hundreds of millions of dollars.


This week Woods issued a snivelling confession in which he said: "I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.


"I have not been true to my values and the behaviour my family deserves.


"I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves.


"For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology."
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by C2H5OH(f): 6:44am On Dec 07, 2009
bawomolo:

greg oden is done for the year. hmmm you pass up on jordan then you pass up on kevin durant to draft injury prone big men.

tough luck
Oden is a glass-bodied big man. Not even remotely durable. It looked like he was finally coming into a defensive/clean-up zone this season until this recent injury zapped him like a house-fly.
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by C2H5OH(f): 6:42am On Dec 07, 2009
Can the Lakers please get rid of Trasha Youachick.




lai-lai:

that was wicked, . . . I was just about to lament how Kobe was owned by Wade n Miami, kept runnin into screens till the last plays and no modification from Phil. Match coulda gone either way. Miami hav definitely gotten tighter defensively.


lai-lai you are absolutely right.  But if you notice (as you mentioned), the only way Wade would be able to get past Kobe is with the help of those screen, and without them Kobe had him on lockdown, until the last few minutes of the game when the momentum swung the Heat's way.  The reason Phil probably refused to make adjustments was that whenever Wade got past Kobe on the screens, he was immediately met at the rim by the two big defensive 7-footers camping out in the paint.  If you take a close look at his field goal percentage, it was a bit on the low side.  It was a good game, and the Miami Heat, though not an elite team, have exceeded my expetations for them this season.


And did anyone notice Adam Morisson on that last play?  IF I find the video I will post a link to it.  After Kobe hit the buzzer beater, Adam suddenly ran somewhere . . . I've been trying to figure out where he went.
Romance / Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 5:37am On Dec 07, 2009
Acid koh base ni. Sharrap you old racist woman.
Culture / Re: Racist Doll by C2H5OH(f): 5:35am On Dec 07, 2009
undecided
Romance / Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 5:34am On Dec 07, 2009
DARN angry
Romance / Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 5:34am On Dec 07, 2009
Testing Greek lettters

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Romance / Re: What To Do When Your American Wife Throws Your Stuffs On The Street. by C2H5OH(f): 4:53am On Dec 07, 2009
What won't a nigga read on dramaland. grin grin
Romance / Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 10:20pm On Dec 06, 2009
that bad
Romance / Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 10:14pm On Dec 06, 2009
Lol please return his number nau, there are plenty of other guys out there for you to choose from.
Romance / Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 10:06pm On Dec 06, 2009
Lol so na you carry number commot? Before I inquire, you be man abi you be woman. Because I didn't know that brotha na2day umm lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Kindly Return My Number by C2H5OH(f): 10:00pm On Dec 06, 2009
Please return the guy's number. It's not by force now, or is it?
Travel / Re: Share Yours.new Picture Of Lagos Only. by C2H5OH(f): 10:25am On Dec 06, 2009
These images look fantastic
Celebrities / Re: There Is Something About Genny: by C2H5OH(f): 2:32am On Dec 06, 2009
Does nollywood now only refer to the English-speaking sect of the Nigerian film industry?
Politics / Re: Are You All Not Tribalists? by C2H5OH(f): 1:42am On Dec 06, 2009
Stupidity abounds on dramaland.
Romance / Re: Men Don't Like Tall Women by C2H5OH(f): 9:27pm On Dec 05, 2009
I love tall babes.
Celebrities / Re: Cheater Tiger Woods Has A Prenup - Is That Fair To His Wife? by C2H5OH(f): 9:22pm On Dec 05, 2009
chiogo:

Same poo, she could have left him, no?? Kech was making it sound like she just took him back after they "privately resolved" their issues through talking. Money was still spent. Ok, so maybe she's not really a gold-digger since it was Kobe's decision to buy the ring but my point is she probably woulda left if not for the ring. How is it so different from Tiger's case. Anywayz. . .
Different poo. If Tiger's wife leaves, she fails to get a huge chunk of money because of the alleged clause written in their prenup. Kobe's is a different story. I don't think the dude ever agreed to a prenup.
Celebrities / Re: Cheater Tiger Woods Has A Prenup - Is That Fair To His Wife? by C2H5OH(f): 9:18pm On Dec 05, 2009
kech:

Thanks my dear, I knew I wasn't hallucinating. I remember the incident very clearly. Kobe was lucky he had someone like Vanessa, if not undecided undecided
I said what Vanessa and Kobe have may really be love because Kobe DOES NOT have a prenup. If she were a heartless gold digger all she needed to do was file for a divorce and walk away with HALF! Don't get me wrong, I'm sure she likes money, but I don't think she's a gold digger.
True that. You're welcome, dear. Though nothing is set in stone. Divorce may still occur at any point in time. Her love seems genuine, and she is very fond of her husband.
Sports / Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by C2H5OH(f): 8:11am On Dec 05, 2009
Game-winning fade away 3 at the buzzer by Kobe.

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