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sisisioge:


Nairaland and local champions! OP went to school but never learned anything related to biology. Them suppose lock you for one room dey study your brain as a special deviant from normal evolution

That is witchcraft.....he's trying to destroy this beautiful peaceful family....my boys look like me,my mannerism,the way i navigate some things,with a lil resemblance to their Dad,whilst my daughter shares super resemblance with my husband, the way she walks,talks,temperament, infact i dont see much of my traits on her.


So does that mean,because she looks like her Dad,than me,i m not the mum that birthed her?


So na this kind op go come my house dey observe our Kids,come dey put idea for my husband head....nna eeh,ndi mmadu sef,ike gwurum.

My dear....its best the family cut ties with this entity.


Tufiakwu chineke ju ihe ojo....osino the wife bu ndi ne'me tiktok.
Ota po

Deliberately spell words by inserting numbers inbetween

E.g
Small p3nis
EDiiot

You would see her every morning streaming Nsppd programm kabashing...

Some women sha

With the last game i watched,nigeria wee not smell the worldcup, make lesotho relate us.

Not every person we should welcomed into our homes,this one is trying to cause chaos in that family.So the first child sharing resemblance with the man's wife is now termed**omo ale++


This here is the reason why i always vet and filter all my husband friends,,i noticed any nonsense alacrity,i'd everything within my power to put an end to such association.

9free:
@OP, This post will not be complete without you dropping the phone numbers of any of your sister(s) that are still single

I talk ham,una de find person daughter to suffer....so you wan get mynd give person #500 to cook any of this meal?


Forget my sarcasm....
This food here was 14k one sitting....(peppersoup yam)
The other one almst close to same amount

Adonisty:
understanding wear you coat, we know it's coat of lies.

Understanding wear me coat of many colours.

Kaido:
I thought the thread was created in 2008.

You be wife material. Thanks for making me laugh tire .

Thank you sir,better person.

DrFunmisticGlow:
from where?

Nawa o,at local market abokis sell cup of Rice #200,you can get half paint btw #1800-#2000


A pack of spagetti not golden penny is #500
Those greedy ones sell #700

ufotunang:
..how possible a cup of local rice alone is 300 naira then talk of beef and making stew ..1,500 naira..so everything there is more than 2k

Very very possible, the price of Rice has filled,but some gr33dy sellers refused craving the price.
You can get a cup of Rice for #200

muyico:
U mean 500k in a month??

I believed you ve always prayed for wife material....
500k keh,i can use 500k to cook large meal capable to feed 3 stadium filled with spectators.

E go get as e be....we go just guide dam with bread
Pap
Bread

Spagetti
Redoil
Boiled
Boiled egg



Total cost

#250 only

White boiled yam
Empty stew,we nor wan stress our teeth with meat



Total cost

350 naira only

Beans
Pap







Total cost
850 naira






Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Yam and stew
Combined together
Cube yam



Total cost

Mashed potatoes
Beans
And some cans of beer

Total cost

#2000

White melon soup
Ice fish
Eba
With a can of hero to align matters

Akpu with egusi soup











Understanding wife of the century
Total cost of meal
#600

Indomie and akwa okuko abu'o




Total cost
#400

Whats life without chips and stew



Total cost
#180 naira,i was so proud of myself
Ingredients
Smoked fish
Beaf
Chicken

Another of the cheapest


Mould rice
Diced chicken
Smoked mackerel
Beaf



Total cost

#500

Spagetti
Diced fish
Stew




Total cost

#750


Understanding wife of the century

The gods even had theirs with flex
Yam
Redoil
With some slice of green pepper



Total cost
#250 naira

Here's another cheap meal....it was the cheapest


Rice
Stew
Beaf





Total cost
#150 naira.

Cat first
Stew
Beaf
Intestine
Yam




Total cost


#500 understanding wear me coat

Catfish peppersoup
Intestines
Beaf
Yam




Total cost
#400

Spaghetti
Beaf
Smoked mackerel
Diced chicken



Total cost
#300

I cooked these meals with five thousand naira for the whole month,i was so prudent and economical with the money as the understanding wife i m.

I never forgot to cover the money with the blood of jesus,whenever i m going to the market.

Anyways,some of the meals, i end up cooking them with three hundred naira.
May God bless every prudent, non nagging and understanding wife material like us out there.


If i can do it,you too can do it.

I'll be costing the meals.



Those looking for wife material.... My Dm is CLOSED.



Cc

Breakfast