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VenusBetty:
some bra actually cost 12k

Aha, kilode. How many breasts go dey inside Venus?

Patsuwanky:
Easy nah!

Mummy, i hope everything fine. You just shout easy we no see anything. Hope the thing dey go where he dey send am.

Harmthe:
dis is one of the reason while my 45years neighbor never marry.

Go ask how your 45 years old neighbour dey feel anytime he comes back late from work when he meets empty house with no welcome and food and also how he feels anytime it rains.
Women are parts of the meriment that make the world go round

prettytasha:

Nice set of the teeth. It can form a good polarized light

MISSNORA:
A child dat dances surugede, does not know that surugede is the dances of the spirit. Say no to 3some buh they won't listen. They wanna taste it all.

Fine mama what is surugede

dryakson:
guy believe it or not.
I don't even know Charles I came across his post on Linda ikeji's blog and that promoted me to give his ebook a trial... I enjoyed the first ebook which is "bang Rules" and I again purchased the 2nd one "advanced Bang Rule"

Ok o.

donholy28:
Where's orlu teaching hospital?

Eastern part of Nigeria, a LGA in imo state, the capital of imo is owerri which has the highest number of world class hotels in Nigeria. Orlu is 1 hr drive from owerri. They like cashew nuts and sells it along their highway

Aminat508:
Where is osun state?

Aminat, it is located in south western part of Nigeria. It is a yoruba land, the state capital which is osogbo is around 2 hours drive from Lagos.
By the way, why did you ask as none of the hospital listed is in osun state

dryakson:
After reading you "bang Rules" and the "advanced Bang Rules" girls CAN'T play hard to get I swear. I use to manipulate there mind to the extent that a frnd of my accused me of using charm.. Lol.
Never regret purchasing your ebook wallahi.
Am now girls Magnet

See gimmicks, how are we sure Charles and you are not the same person. Better still friends.
We are too grownup for this selling style

Funjosh:
instead of shouting Tipper! Tipper!! Tipper!!! You should have take your both hands off the steering and shout JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Then who will be typing this writeup

Demmocrats:
Too much of everything is bad.


So in a way punishing her self for the man's stupidity.



By now she will be a master of self service.


I wonder the level of her thinking so because one guy is unfaithful so that means to her that all men are unfaithful. I wonder the size of her brain.

What is master of self service bros?

[quote author=machi25 post=37767938][/quote]2 5000k AC non AC 3500k. The bus take up by 5:30am in the morning.
Where do you stay?

Mishydoo:
Stl dunno road...I'll follow ur lead

Hasheem suleiman will lead you. At least he had done it once. The second one will not be a problem at least he you are his company

machi25:
Wow it seems this OP is God sent bcoz I will be traveling to Abuja this weekend and I don't have an idea of how much the fafare cost by road .can I get a direct Bus from ikotun to Abuja?please guys help it's urgent

Yes you can. AC or non AC?

kristen12:
Bros, so you had to quote everything because of the tfare you want to give to Amina

Kristen, at 12 years old u don sabi wetin i wan give Aminat? I go report you to your mummy

wasco24:
no money every where but man must waka

Abi nah. Man must wasco for 24hrs

Aminat508:
No be bus jooo, cant go to dat place by road..


Flight nko?

Aha Aminat, i can not afford flight ooo. If you like kuku stay
I can not run bankrupt because of abuna

Quality1632:
Lagos to Gaza nko?
Lagos to Chibok nko?
Lagos to Ilejemeje nko?

Ask kabiru sokoto, he can direct you well.

NotNairalandi:
Op what about ABC ticket from Lagos to Onitsha by sea?

AC or non AC? Canon or ship?
Through bar beach route or osa route?
Abeg your response is needed fast as only one passanger is needed in all cases

Mishydoo:
Bros, abeg how much be flight money?I wld soon be travelling from Lagos to porthacourt once in 3 months throughout the whole of next year....

Or is driving cheaper?Have a good corolla 2003,but road journey dey fear me.
So should I
A) Fly
B) Drive
C) Public transport....(suggest wch is reliable and cheap?)

You can trek if you like.

amsoslim:
BUS FARES ARE AS FOLLOWS....

CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Umuahia By Road.----> N5,500

Lagos To Warri By Road. N4,500
Return Ticket is N6,500 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Asaba By Road. N4,000 Return Ticket Is N6,500

Lagos To Benin By Road. N3,000 Return Ticket Is N5,000 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Onitsha By Road. N4,500 Return Ticket is N6,500 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Maiduguri By Road. N8,500 ReturnTicket is N13,500 #CrossCountryTr ansport

Lagos To Bauchi by road. N8,000 Return Ticket is N12,000 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Jos by road. N6,500 Return Ticket is N11,000 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Eket By Road. N7,000 Return Ticket is N10,000 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Minna By Road.. N6,500#CrossCou ntryTransport

Lagos To Uyo By Road. N6,500 Return Ticket is N9,000

Lagos To Calabar By Road N7,000 Return Ticket is N10,000

Lagos To Owerri By Road. N5,500 Return Ticket is N8,000 #CrossCountryTransport


Lagos To Portharcout By Road. N5,900 Return Ticket is N9,000#CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Markurdi By Road N5,000 Return Ticket is N8,500

Lagos To Lafia By Road . N6,500 Return Ticket is N10,000 #CrossCountryTransport


Lagos To Kaduna By Road. N6,500 Return Ticket is N11,900

Lagos To Kano By ROAD. N8,000 Return Ticket N13,000 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Sokoto By ROAD. N8,000 Return Ticket N13,000 #CrossCountryTransport

Lagos To Abuja by Road. N5,900 Return Ticket is N9,000 #CrossCountryTransport

GOD IS GoOd Motors
Abuja - Asaba Class Price Normal N4050

Benin - Lagos
Class Price First Class N3200
Class Price Normal N2800
Class Price Business N3000
Class Price Non-AC N2300

Benin - Abuja
Class Price AC N3500

Iyana-Ipaja - Benin
Class Price AC N2050

Volks - Benin
Class Price AC N2200

Asaba - Abuja
Class Price Normal N4200

Asaba - Lagos
Class Price Non-AC N2700
Class Price Normal N3100
Class Price First Class N3900
Class Price Business Class N3500

Volks - Onitsha
Class Price AC N2850
Class Price Non-AC N2350
Class Price Normal N2550

Iyana-Ipaja - Onitsha
Class Price AC N3150
Class Price Normal N2850


Enugu - Abuja
Class Price Normal N3300

Enugu - Lagos
Class Price Normal N2800

Abuja - Enugu
Class Price Normal N3500

Lagos(Festac Gate) - Enugu
Class Price AC N3300

Abuja(Utako) - Benin
Class Price AC N3200

Abuja(Utako) - Lagos
Class Price AC N5000

Abuja(Utako) - Onitsha
Class Price AC N4000


Lagos(Festac Gate) - Onitsha
Class Price Business N3100
Class Price Non-AC N2500
Class Price Normal N2800

Lagos(Festac Gate) - Abuja
Class Price AC N4300

Iyana-Ipaja - Abuja
Class Price AC N4850

Ajah - Onitsha
Class Price AC N3800
Class Price Non-AC N3500

Ajah - Benin
Class Price AC N2800
Class Price Non-AC N2500

Ajah - Abuja
Class Price AC N4900

Ajah - Enugu
Class Price AC N4300

Ajah - Warri
Class Price AC N3900

Ajah - Port-Harcourt
Class Price AC N4900

Ajah - Bayelsa
Class Price AC N4800

ABC TRANSPORT
LAGOS – AWKA BY ROAD. --->N4,900 RETURN TICKET-----> N9,400

LAGOS – ABUJA BY ROAD---> N5,100 RETURN TICKET -----> N9,800

LAGOS – BENIN REGULAR CLASS N1,900

EXECUTIVE EXPRESS N2,000 RETURN TICKET N3,400

LAGOS – CALABAR BY ROAD
EXECUTIVE EXPRESS----> N4,750 RETURN TICKET N8,900

LAGOS – JOS
REGULAR CLASS N4,500
EXECUTIVE EXPRESS N4,900
RETURN TICKETN8,400

LAGOS – KADUNA BY ROAD. ---> N5,870 RETURN TICKET IS N10,540

LAGOS – ONITSHA ---> N 4900
RETURN TICKET -----> N9,400

LAGOS – OWERRI ----> N4,900
REGULAR SLEEPER N3,700
EXECUTIVE EXPRESS N5,6000

LAGOS – PORT HARCOURT ---> N4,900.
REGULAR SLEEPER N3,700

LAGOS – UMUAHIA--> N4,600
REGULAR SLEEPER N4,100
EXECUTIVE EXPRESS N5,600

LAGOS – UYO------>N 5500
RETURN TICKET ------>N10,600

Lagos - Aba
Regular Class N3,400
Return Ticket---> N6,600

Lagos - Accra
Executive Express N8,900
Return Ticket----> N15,740

Lagos - Akwanga
Sprinter Service N7,100
Return Ticket-----> N13,800

Lagos - Awka
Executive Express N4,900
Return Ticket N9,400

Lagos - Cotonou
Executive Express N6,200
Return Ticket----> N10,960

Lagos - Enugu
Regular Class N4,400
Return Ticket----> N8,400

Lagos - Gwagwalada
Executive Express N3,780
Return Ticket-----> N6,770

Lagos - Lome By Road.
Executive Express N8,700
Return Ticket--------> 15,380

Lagos - Mbaise
RegularClass 4500
Return Ticket N8,600
RegularSleeper N4,100
Return Ticket N7,600

Lagos - Nineth mile
Executive Express N2,900

YOUNG SHALL GROW TRANSPORT LAGOS – ABA ---> N4,000.. TAK OFF TIME IS 6am

LAGOS – ABUJA BY ROAD-->N4,500.. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am.

LAGOS – CALABAR BY ROAD N4,500 TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am

LAGOS –ENUGU BY ROAD. N3,500 TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am

LAGOS – BENIN (COTONOU) BY ROAD. N2,000 TAKE OFF TIME Is 6am


LAGOS – GHANA. BY ROAD. N8,000 TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am


LAGOS – JOS BY ROAD N5,000 TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am

LAGOS – KADUNA BY ROAD N4,500 TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am

LAGOS – KANO BY ROAD. N5,000 TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am

LAGOS – MAIDUGURI BY ROAD. N7,500 TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am #YSGTRANSPORT

LAGOS – ONITSHA BY ROAD IS N3,500. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am #YSGTRANSPORT

LAGOS – OWERRI BY ROAD IS N3,500. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am #YSGTRANSPORT

LAGOS – PORT HARCOURT BY ROAD IS N3,700. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am

LAGOS – SOKOTO BY ROAD IS N5,500. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am #YSGTRANSPORT

LAGOS – UMUAHIA BY ROAD IS N3,500. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am #YSGTRANSPORT

LAGOS – UYO BY ROAD IS N5,500. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am #YSGTRANSPORT

LAGOS – YOLA BY ROAD IS N8,000. TAKE OFF TIME IS 6am #YSGTRANSPORT

Lagos - Oron By Road-----> N5,500 #YoungShallGrowTransport Take Off Time 6am.. And 6pm

Lagos - Okigwe By Road----> N3,500 #YoungShallGrowTransport Take Off Time 6am.. And 6pm

Lagos - Ohafia By Road----> N4,000 #YOUNGSHALLGROWTRANSPORT Take Off Time 6am.. And 6pm

Lagos - Ogoja(Calabar)---> N5,500 #YoungShallGrowTransport Take Off Time 6am.. And 6pm

Lagos - Neni By Road---> N3,500. #YoungShallGrowTransport Take Off Time 6am.. And 6pm

Lagos - Ivory Coast By Roa--->N20,000 #YoungShallGrowTransport Take Off Time 6am.. And 6pm

Lagos - Akokwa By Road------> N3,500 #YoungShallGrowTransport Take Off Time 6am.. And 6pm

Lagos - Abakaliki ----> N4,000


CHISCO TRANSPORT
Aba - Abuja -------> N3,200

Aba-Alaba/Alafia/Jibowu/Mazamaza/Oyingbo/ Lekki ----------> N3,200

Abuja - Mazamaza/Oyingbo/Alafia/Alaba/Lekki --> N4,000

Alafia - Amichi----> N2,500

Alafia - Owerri ----------> N2,900

Ghana-Alafia/Mazamaza/Oyingbo/Lekki ------ > N6,590

Jibowu - Abuja --------> N4,000

Mazamaza - Abuja -------> N3,600

At least i know the t fare to send to Amina coming from yola next week. Servicing no go make me go bankrupty

oyoyome:
Am not convince yet.....

Maybe u will be by the time she speaks dutch to you in your dream

Chillext:
Wia the brooms?

Look well bros, there are five brooms raised in the crowd

9jaflaver:
Multi-talented comedian, Francis Agoda known as I Go Dye who was in Europe last week, left Vienna, Austria yesterday and was seen with former Nigeria President Olusegun Obasanjo as they landed Nigeria from London

And so what? What do we do with the news?
This is not the first time two people met on a plane and it wont be the last.

EzeeYFB:
c madness, ladies can b somtin else guun

Aha, why tears. Did u find out why

freecocoa:
Here's the thing, an ex called me last week(my first boyfriend) to invite me to his wedding, the issue now is that I don't know if I should honour the invite, he said his wife insist he invites me(he didn't want to )I know he did love me and he was quite the model boyfriend then(he could pass for the types in mills$boons )and we have talked since the break up but I never thought he wouldn't invite me to his wedding, and now to call me to say his wife insists he invites me is kinda shocking/confusing, I always knew I would honour the invites I have the time to attend to,still I'm wondering if I should sit this one out, I partly want to go because it will be like a kind of reunion with old friends(even some who have to travel from very far for this) yet somehow, I feel like not going, he didn't sound happy to invite me, he was cold.

Would you go if you were the one?

Most likely the guy had been talking a lot about you and the wife to be is kinda curious to see you in person.
If you dont have anything to do that day try and attending with a female friend of yours and dress very cool.
Dont choose from row or back row just sit in the middle.
For me i dont see any big deal dear. Best of luck.
Your own too is around the corner very soon.

jumanche:
I met my boyfriend online. We were in a long distance relationship for a 2 months before I moved back to his town.
Before we met, he told me he smoked cigarettes but socially. I was ok with that. I thought that If he needed a cigar to calm his nerves , its alright. I do not smoke.

After we met, It turns out that he's a chain smoker. He takes at least 3 packs of cigarettes a day. After a month of dating him, I just couldn't take it anymore. After we visit each other, I reek of cigarettes. My clothes, my purses, my hair, the bed-sheet. Everything stinks. Sometimes I have to re-do my laundry. He smokes inside the house and car so the smoke is directly on me .

I talked to him about this. I told him that the smoke stinks everywhere up so bad and that I have to wash my clothes after I visit him. He got really mad and we didnt talk for days.

I love my boyfriend but I cannot take the smoking. Its also starting to affect him medically , his teeth is rotten and he coughs chronically. I tell him to stop at least for his health and he starts to give examples of non-smokers who died early or smokers who live long.

I am at my wits end because everything and everywhere stink and cigarette butts are everywhere.

How do I tell him to stop?? Or do you think its time to end the relationship.

Even if they tie the two of you together the wise thing is to untie it fast.
If it is affecting you leave him faster than you met him before it is too late

alexistaiwo:
so many loopholes in this theory.

1. is the money printed by CBN?

2. if the money is printed by CBN, how did the so called demons get the money without it being reported missing?

3. if the money isn't printed by CBN, how did the demons printed the money?

4. is the serial number on the money valid when check on the CBN database.

Let us face the truth, if you are destined to be rich, you will succeed in life. No such thing as money ritual. Hustle hard and God will crown your hard work

Since when did anybody starts bothering their brains about the validity of the serial numbers on the printed notes or if the notes are from CBN
Even CBN can not account for what has been printed and what was lost.
Or how do you account for all the stolen money in Nigeria by our leaders, are they not printed? Through what means were they stolen? Were their legal deals involve in the transactions?
@OP DONT BE childish, money ritual is real and exist.
Banks are not the only source of money circulation in the world.
Anything that as to do with ill gotten money involve the devil and so the money comes from the pockets of the masses. It will automatically goes to the person who did the money ritual. If you want to know more ask the elders. But dont call it bluff.
There are lots of things that ordinary logical reasoning can not resolve or explain in life.

pretydiva:
Hehehe...their body build nor b here oo ...i luv muscular guys

Why you like muscular guys?

Freemanan:
The Police in Delta have arrested a male undergraduate of Delta State University, Abraka for allegedly giving a female student cake laced with Indian hemp. Police spokesperson, DSP Celestina Kalu said in a statement issued to newsmen on Friday in Asaba, that after eating the cake, the victim started behaving abnormally and was admitted in a hospital for treatment.
She said that a male student from the University reported to the police in Abraka on Sept. 2 that Bassey Aniekan, a student of the university gave the cake to the female student, aged 17.
She said that during interrogation, Bassey confessed that he added Indian hemp to the ingredients used in baking the cake. “The suspect admitted to have used Indian hemp to bake the cake which he gave the victim; we are still investigating the matter,” Kalu said.



Cc lalasticlala

Investigating my foot.
This is clearly a close case. The guy tried to drug the poor gal in order to carry out his evil plan.
He is guilty of two counts crimes:illegal use of dangerious drug and attempt to rape.
Oya nack the idiot 21 years with hard labor in kirikiri.

xband:
Makeup dey make am fine.


Was I the FTC? Oh, this is just a sign that I will write my project and graduate this year. Introverted and ladyf, no be every time una go dey FTC.

That is if you will allow FTC madness allow you to graduate with good grades.
You wake up 2am in the middle of the godforsaken night to make comments when you are suppose to dey fire books. Isi ewu