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CelebritiesRe: Answer This Question Sincerely As Asked By Psquare (for couples) by cactuscee(m): 8:45am On Sep 02, 2015
ladyF:
To err is human....she was under pressure. cry
I am under pressure too for sending her away grin
FoodRe: Which Tribe Has The Best Food In Nigeria? by cactuscee(m): 5:26am On Aug 28, 2015
Godsty:
Calabar women mak una take 5
I feel you paddy mi.
Ask den good for bedmitton na so den good for cooking
FoodRe: Which Tribe Has The Best Food In Nigeria? by cactuscee(m): 5:24am On Aug 28, 2015
iice:
Oh lawdy lawd! Talk about density! grin
You are naughty.
Pls answer the poor guy angry
Dont give him hbp
FoodRe: 15 Ways Of Drinking Garri by cactuscee(m): 5:18am On Aug 28, 2015
Y
milychocs:
No...
I think it is the smell...everything about it

Makes me nauseous, but this has more to do with the smell, I think
I just hate milk
Haba, go ask him for house.
FoodRe: 15 Ways Of Drinking Garri by cactuscee(m): 5:15am On Aug 28, 2015
pryncemautin:
Mine is not included. Garri and groundnut without sugar
It is on number 12 abi must u add to the list?
PoliticsRe: Retired Soldier Sets Self On Fire In Agege Lagos by cactuscee(m): 4:58am On Aug 28, 2015
Cameleon72:
Hmmm... An Old Soldierhuh What about his pension... Nigeria's government always less concern about retired workers... Where him want go now, Heaven or Hellhuh
Well, more people will set themselves ablaze out of fraustration if you continue to expose those lovely hot legs in tight leggis grin
RomanceRe: Guys: What Do You Think About Ladies Who Wear Chains Or Beads On The Waist? by cactuscee(m): 5:17am On Aug 27, 2015
Happiness87:
am already possessed, i don't need more demons.


those beads are mostly locally produced, some given by mums, for charm and protection from child birth, they lady may not know
Haba, how can a bead given from childbirth still be worn from that time until the ass is as big a trailer?
We are talking about gold tiny 36 carats chain nicely hung on a cute fresh ikebe from a big gal. Well if you are to be a guy, just imagine such ikebe being whined on a cool saturday noon in your cooled ac room, you go wan blow i guess. grin
Well, jokes a part, either tiny chains or beads it is now fashion, if a woman wants to charm you am sure she will find other things to use to get what she wants.
FamilyRe: My Wife Lied About Her Age, What Should I Do? by cactuscee(m): 12:07am On Aug 21, 2015
Cutehector:
If girl do me dah kyn tin eh, gosh. D animal in me will resurrect frm d dead...
Go sitdown make we hear word.
Shit happens my brother. God knows the number of atrocities we commit by the second every day.
If God marks iniquities none of us can stand.
The OP needs to take matters into GOD's hands. Only God can vindicate him.
To rest of us, we should learn from others experience.
It is well.......
EducationRe: Is This Kind Of Waec Result Possible - ( Photo) by cactuscee(m): 9:47pm On Aug 20, 2015
bluaero:
OP what are you doing with my WAEC result huh
Lol, then EFCC shoukd arrest all the supervisors and teachers, you don dash them some things huh
See the way you fine
EducationRe: UNILAG Rape Victim Gets Scholarship From Adeleke University by cactuscee(m): 6:40pm On Aug 20, 2015
sigiyaya:
i am pretty sure that the federal Government will soon do something about it, just be Patience.... you problem will soon be a thing of the past.
Haba, my friend, u mean federal government will soon do something about my cease too?
PoliticsRe: Attahiru Jega Receives New Appointment by cactuscee(m): 6:47am On Aug 17, 2015
Noloss:
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Beware of 419. Dis land is not for sale
If the land is not for sale, how about the owner of the land?
CelebritiesRe: Empress Sosany: I Am Looking For That Man Who Can Make Me Want Sex Every Minute by cactuscee(m): 10:13am On Aug 16, 2015
free2ryhme:
Nonsense.... Ur mates are getting married and keeping homes and u are there talking trash

Run to customary court grade C sitting in Mapo, Ibadan south- east area of oyo state. Their is case of woman that reported her husband for having always having a marathon sex with and she is not up to the husband strength. His name is Mr musibia I think he can help u this situation of yours.
You are on point.
But you get bad mouth grin
EducationRe: UNILAG Rape Victim Gets Scholarship From Adeleke University by cactuscee(m): 8:26am On Aug 16, 2015
sigiyaya:
i am pretty sure that the federal Government will soon do something about it, just be Patience.... you problem will soon be a thing of the past.
Abeg. Make federal government still hold on. Am in the process of kongification and i cant afford to be taking in for excercising my penial duty on a cool lovely day. grin
FamilyRe: He Wants To Kill Me With Marathon Sex —wife Tells Court by cactuscee(m): 8:18am On Aug 16, 2015
tchidi:
cool shocked
Na food?
Se ounje ni?
Abinci ne?
Obu nri? angry angry undecided
You dey joke.
You will soon write it in french.
I can bet my last penny, you like the thing die grin
FamilyRe: He Wants To Kill Me With Marathon Sex —wife Tells Court by cactuscee(m): 8:14am On Aug 16, 2015
ibedun:
Nigerians and primitive mindset and view of the world. The maniac is a sick man NOT a real man and he requires counselling and therapy. Marathon sex daily is not normal and shame on the fools commenting here. I was like that man for 30 straight years and used to beg "god" to reduce my libido so I could think of other more productive things in life.

That man needs help.
Twale baba, 2 hands and one leg up. Experience speaking
FamilyRe: He Wants To Kill Me With Marathon Sex —wife Tells Court by cactuscee(m): 8:11am On Aug 16, 2015
chymystique:
That Man is a PIG and real N¥mpho! gringrin.. That woman is kind sef... this kin thing na to sleep off as he is having the sex when him tire him go bug off... Yeye Man
Which kind advice be this self? How can you sleep when a giant stick his between your legs.
EducationRe: UNILAG Rape Victim Gets Scholarship From Adeleke University by cactuscee(m): 7:52am On Aug 16, 2015
sigiyaya:
The title is:THE NEED TO ERADICATE KONGI IN OUR SOCIETY.

KONGI became a topic in our society when a research was carried out and it was discovered that most members our society (young and old)who are languishing in various police cells and prisons are actually there because of KONGI related offences.

KONGI can be defined as the inability of or a man(woman) to eradicate, discharge or quash when his or her system is due and ready for the phenomenon of nature.



Note: You are free to ask questions if you are unable to comprehend or at a point get confused.
Thank you.
I have comprehend, thank you. Infact am having a discharge right now
I hope kongi no go put me in trouble.
FashionRe: Photo: How Can She Put On This On Her Wedding Day Nitori Olorun!!! by cactuscee(m): 7:48am On Aug 16, 2015
deadZONE:
Some people are just fools e.g the OP and the person that did that picture.
congrats to the lady, ur gown is stunning, your boobs are firm something
thats rare in Nigeria... ur hubby hit a jackpot on u. HML
Epele e ku are, you need paracetamol sir.
EducationRe: UNILAG Rape Victim Gets Scholarship From Adeleke University by cactuscee(m): 5:12pm On Aug 15, 2015
sigiyaya:
The issue of KONGI is becoming so alarming and very serious in this country, it is no longer a problem for our youths or for the old nor for a particular gender in our society,research also has it that some married men and women go through these unhealthy phenomenon. In fact it has become a problem for every body in this country. I will therefore urge the federal government lead by president Muhammadu Buhari GCFR to look into this ugly situation, and as a matter of urgency do something about it.I strongly believe that a total eradication of these will go a long way on addressing the problem the youths and olds are facing everyday in this country as a result of this monster called KONGI. I hereby advocate that the federal government should please swing it to action immediately in other to arrest this problem and put a smile on the faces of its citizens as every responsible government will do.
Bros, what is the title of this essay?
When did kongi become a topic for an english essay.
What is the meaning of kongi?
BusinessRe: Meet The Nigerian Woman That Built 4 Bedroom Flat From Roasted Corn Business by cactuscee(m): 1:44pm On Aug 14, 2015
raayah:
She stated that she only sells corn during the corn season and works as a caterer and fashion designer during the on-season.

Selling corn obviously isnt her main source of income. She also is apparently married so she might be able to save some money on that end, hubby providing for her.

She also didnt state the location of the house and how much it costs. It could have been at a very cheap and extreme location, which is not bad.

We need to know the full details

I love happy stories and i am proud of her for being able to overcome her challenges but lets be realistic.

If you make 10,000 naira in profit a month from selling corn ( slight exagerration). I dont see how can eat, pay rent and bills and still be able to build a house with such income. It will take years of extreme saving.

Op should probably retitle.

EDIT:
A lot of people are mentioning me and telling me that corn-sellers make 20k daily, 400,000 naira a month
Please nairalanders , quit your Job and start selling corn.
My 2 cents
Bros, every stories that land here does not need too much disseting and LONG question ing. It is just for for every one of us to intesify our efforts in whatsoever we are doing and make it in life.
TravelRe: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by cactuscee(m): 1:33pm On Aug 14, 2015
takleboy:
baba ijebu
Na awof money be dat ke. You any awof for me?
TravelRe: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by cactuscee(m): 1:32pm On Aug 14, 2015
abangaLEE:
someone tell me the meaning of "olobe"
Olobe means some one that is not sharp
EducationRe: Funny Picture Of The Man That Created Exams by cactuscee(m): 8:55pm On Jul 31, 2015
SenJoe:
Back then in school I use to have a mixed feelings about exam, part of me likes it and the other part hates. Success to my siblings.
Which one be part of me like it and part of me dont.
FamilyRe: Husband Said He Is No Longer Gonna Make Out With His Wife Cos The Vagina Is Lax by cactuscee(m): 5:49pm On Jul 12, 2015
Freemanan:
Still shocked...
Remain shocked
RomanceRe: Photo: Married Man Caught Watching P0rn Movie In Public Transport by cactuscee(m): 6:10pm On Jun 30, 2015
Slickest:
Truth is, its wrong buh op u b amebo, e no concyn u na, na u buy fone 4 am?, na u sub 4am? Na ur sister marry am?...so aw I'm addiction tk concyn u....
I come tire for the op self.
Even if na your sister marry am , she no see before she marry am ?
Minding your business is considered one of the great teachings of the bible and can actually make you live long in life.
EducationRe: If You Know These Guys, You Are Old (photos) by cactuscee(m): 5:59pm On Jun 30, 2015
sammyyoung2:
dis one nko?
Fadeyi Oloro from Arelu Baba Ajalu grin
CelebritiesRe: How Don Jazzy Made Korede Bello, Reekado Banks & Di’ja Stars In 1 Year by cactuscee(m): 5:53pm On Jun 30, 2015
MemphisDepay:
Don jazzy made these 3 incredible Talents! They all hit the ground running at the same time. Its similar to signing three players and none of them flops. Don jazzy will be a good coach for the super eagles. Secondly, I feel only reekado banks can stand the test of time without Don Baba. He is the next wizkid. Lastly, I heard peta cheque has joined arsenal, is dat so? And oh.. Don baba can revive Blackface, Danfo Drivers, Klever Jay, Danny young, Lord of Ajasa, artquake, mikel, paulinho ,falcao , sanogo careers. Hit like if you are feeling me. Lol
You are too bad. grin
we dey talk about fresh blood here you dey mention dem pari dey go.
nice one abegi grin
Christianity EtcRe: See The New Technique Pastor Now Use To Lure Customers To Their Churches by cactuscee(m): 3:32pm On Jun 25, 2015
TopWinner:
It's sardonic, lugubrious and pathetic that some of our Nigerian sisters and brothers make these people their idols simply because they don't bath their mentality in the aqua of self-worth.
Break the grammar down bros.
Help person like me grasp your messages
















grin
FamilyRe: My Dad Calls My Girl Like Every Day. by cactuscee(m): 4:35am On Jun 25, 2015
Freest:
well, from what i can be certain of about my dad is the d fact that he cant mess around. Outside being a very dedicated pastor, he also is a disciplinarian and he doesn't even condole rubbish from us. told is the only day we'll bring a girl to his house is if we sure she's the one we wanna marry. And after all my dad is in Edo state and my girl in Lagos. So i don't see anything happening between them. But am still concerned abt the calls on daily basis.
Baba, leave too much stories
penis no dey speak English.
You are confuse too and that is why you asking for advice.

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