₦airaland Forum

KevMitnick:
She's agreeing because he sponsored the degree and not because she loves him. She is under an obligation to accept the proposal.

You are right

Saintsammurai:
pics of him outside jail or i don't believe it.

Thomas, show your own pic outside prison gate. Sebi they just released u

Sensual:
Awww the baby looks so cute.
My love for these tiny creatures sha

His wife make sense
You're blessed dbanj

When are we getting married?

decatalyst:
It had better be a fabricated story ooo...cuz if nah true or real life, the thunder wey go fire the girl, her family, and the supposed friends that call the babe "iyawo (Kunle)" just to make the dude happy, still dey do dry fasting and press up ooo

Guy, u dey para too much. Na your family?

OKDnigeria:
President Muhammadu Buhari on Friday started
what the Presidency described in a three-
paragraph statement as a short vacation.


For six days, the 73-year-old retired general
would not be at his duty post. Unlike what
happened under late President Musa Yar’Adua
that forced the National Assembly to adopt the
doctrine of necessity, Buhari did not leave a
vacuum. He was said to have written to the two
chambers of the National Assembly as required by
law that Vice-President Yemi Osinbajo would hold
the fort for him while the vacation lasted.


As of the time the Special Adviser to the President
on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, issued
a statement on Friday announcing the
development, Osinbajo was far away from the
Presidential Villa, Abuja. The acting President was
not anywhere near the Federal Capital Territory.
Osinbajo had left Abuja in the early hours of
Friday for Lagos. Being a pastor in The Redeemed
Christian Church of God, he has continued
attending the church’s monthly vigil tagged ‘Holy
Ghost Night’ which holds every first Friday of the
month inside the church’s facility, located on the
popular Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, despite his
status.


Ordinarily, Osinbajo normally travels to Lagos in
the afternoon to enable him attend the programme
which starts in the evening. But on this day, he
left in the morning, apparently to attend to other
engagements before the programme started in the
evening. For instance, he attended the 13th Centre
for Values in Leadership Annual Lecture and
International Leadership Symposium in Lagos
before the vigil.


The Presidential Villa was understandably
deserted on Friday. Even at the Vice-President’s
Wing, only a few aides who did not go with him to
Lagos were in their offices. Immediately the news
broke that the President had proceeded on leave,
State House correspondents thought Osinbajo
would cut short his trip to Lagos. They all
gathered at his side of the Villa and waited. But
when the waiting game extended into late in the
evening, it became clear that the acting President
would not return to the office on Friday.
Saturday’s experience was similar to that of
Friday. There was no sign of life when our
correspondent visited the Vice-President’s Wing,
except for a few security operatives who were on
duty. Being a weekend, no senior officials —civil
servants or political office holders—were seen on
duty.


The situation was the same at Osinbajo’s official
residence, Akinola Aguda House. No visible
activity was observed there when our
correspondent visited at about 4pm, except for a
soldier who was seen inside the sentry box and
three operatives of the Department of State
Services who were also at the gate leading to the
building.


At 4.30pm, when this report was filed, Osinbajo
was still being expected in Abuja. His Senior
Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Mr.
Laolu Akande, confirmed this to our
correspondent on the telephone saying, “Yes, he
travelled to Lagos and I can confirm to you that
he is being expected back today (Saturday),”


It is expected that apart from a few meetings or
consultations that may take place behind closed
doors during the weekend, Osinbajo would
resume work formally as the acting President on
Monday.


www.punchng.com/osinbajos-48-hours-as-acting-president/

Thank you for the goship.
But may I stress that ruling a nation as corrupt as Nigeria can not be done by merely sitting in the office.
The man has gone to pray and to tell you the truth that is what has been working for him.
Better to pray for the nation than sit and watch when at your very eyes billions of dollars can just fly out by one signature.

1surdman:
How rape take dey sweet una sef

You can commit one so that you go to prison and meet Oluwadamilare Baiyewu and ask him.
Or better still ask goggle.
You can start with : goggle, have you ever bleeped? If yes he dey sweet? He go answer you.

Horlawoomey:
It should be out anytime soon.

I heard its coming with 6020mah battery. More like a power bank.

I have bought the m6 gionee with 6020mah. Very powerful and aesthetically design 43k as at Oct 2015 , same week it came out.

whitecloth:
Happy New Year to you my online best friend : Explorers
My thoughts : If scientist can design a robot that can go deep into the ocean, a rig into the ground, and a rocket and rover that can go into the sky and explore other planet respectively, why can't they design the one that can go into this sewages, imagine the selfie stand, and still no mechanical device to clean that glass window.
On the wine and food testing, if the space rover can collect rock samples analyse and send the data, also some biochemical and microbiological instrument can analyse to the smallest microbes the textures chemical and toxin of a thing, why the essence of a food and wine tester, or am I missing something ?

Yes you are right. Robots to a very large extent can be involve in some activities where input and output are measured and a feedback is required. These activities are control loops : they can be sent to other planets, send back feedback base on what they see and this feedback are processed to make other valuable evaluation and planning. They are generally used for projects that involves high risk activities mostly in areas where humans can not survive.
With all these said, a robot can be sent to a sewage,it can image the exact location of the damage, but can it repair broken sewage pipes? The answer is no. Only human beings can do that. It is a mechanical work that does not involve any precision.
As a business man who has a factory you can synchronize your packaging system to robot, that way you remove waste and errors committed by human operators and your products have better finished designs that will encourage your consumers.
For wine and food testing, why would you employ a robot to test food and wine? You need trained professionals to do that because you need to access both phycological response of the tester in the process and also it is a very dangerous profession where wrong judgement can lead you sending bad wine or finished food products to the market. Sensory organs are involved which human posses. A robot with good sensory feedback can be designed but can you afford it? The answer is no. So technically speaking, you access risk and compare with cost of the activities.
But needless to say, I don't agree to human beings cleaning skyscraper windows. If you need to do that you can use a mechanical device that can lift the human being to the location where cleaning need to be done, better still you can use a robot or install a wiper device for washing and cleaning.
I hope am able to help with my response.

daretodiffer:
Where do you find this type of women sef?

@OP, you need to check yourself. I hope you haven't been telling her that you will take care of her, offering her transport fare etc

You are damn right on this one. Obviously our guy has boasted that he can turn night to morning and when account balance is no more cooperating he comes here to receive lectures from us.

kponkedenge:
No I'm no, I just love her and I don't know why she's treating me like this

You will soon know when no Penny is left in your account.

mordtonia:
This is very discouraging. I don't want to do nysc!!

Very easy my dear, either declare that you are above 30yrs or fake certificate of unfit and you will be exempted.

Kelklein:
[size=16pt] Answer to be revealed after the first 2000 views. Watch out! [/size]

Number 2

wiseoneking:
Tell me any single politician you know that is not corrupt even buhari your little god. Saraki will never be removed, he has come to stay.

My brother, everybody is corrupt but the sanitation has to start with people that are involve directly with decision making in Nigeria.
Even support ing the wrong part is still corruption because that is where is start from.
Not giving the right advice to a bad friend is still part of corruption.
If both buhari and saraki are corrupt let them both leave, we want God fearing leader who will do the right thing.

rusher14:
Both advanced languages in their own rights.

None superior to the other. Admittedly though, one has wider usage but often more convoluted due to its various iterations.

Over skill go run your belle.
What is convuted and iteration got to do with the matter wey dey ground? Abi na dis one solve problem of saraki avoiding arrest?

Delphi:
The smoke from shisha is enormous and repugnant. I was amazed when I saw a couple at a hotel in Egypt smoking shisha recurrently with their child of about 3years seated beside them. The sight was awful. Cancer has refused to abate as a result of new but harmful practices that people have come to evolve. To help safeguard the health of mankind considering the volume of smoke emanating from shisha, it is incumbent on WHO in conjunction with UN to label shisha smoking an illegal and illicit act worldwide.

Yes, you are right. That was the first place i came across the practice in very crowd of about a 100 married women in hijab and long dark robes sitting in open space at gizza and around river nile brigde smoking. It was an appaling sight to see so many people with pipes

EVILFOREST:
Am interested in their FOREHEADS. ..

How do I position myself to fvck my wife, so that we can have such kids.. ?

Generation of peverts.
Steer away from sins and follow Godly things

7footre:
na d same brain dem carry be that...... blood no de lie

Sitdown there, make den carry the same brain from now till tomorrow make one dey read and the other one dey do olosho around campus u for here say their result na first class and third class.

Chanchit:
Na wa o, and I dey inside market now dey find where I go buy cold teem, if they can use coca cola as pesticide, then teem sef cosuld be used to preserve dead bodies.

It is just a propaganda by bussiness opponents.
Continue taking it is nourishing and harmless to the body

Cannonleo:
Hahahahahahaaha op u wicked oh, you want make me relieve my experiences bah.

Mine started this way, way bck in primary school i was a fan of english nd hated maths with a passion, when i go into secondary school, it became the other way round, but still i still managed to excel at essay writing through out my SS stage which caught the eye of my english teacher miss tessy, dammmn voluptuous lady with a wicked backside that defied all skirt sizes and an equally heavy frontside she didnt quite have a beautiful face but her lips nd dimples compensated. The Commerce teacher mrs Gloria was also in the same category but was much younger and had average but firm busts, her bckside nah die but at least e manage enter skirt well and she was fashion crazy plus her hubby was a rigman so it took a lot time before they saw each other and she get money wella , fact that i helped her mark scripts and made calculations made her friendly towards me and i did visit her house. To do the markings so i saw things but did not touch..

We became gud friends and funny thing was that i didnt understand the word crush then, i nobe innocent boy oh but i had feelings that were hard to express.
During my ss3 i was talking with her one brake time, when i blurted it out to her since we were akways frank during our discussions o boy see tongue lashing, my commerce teacher got to know abt my statement (the two nah friends) and nearly killed me that day with her mouth, i dodged them throughout that term and during my waec exams i avoided the staff room and them at all costs, and thank God mrs gloria didnt call me to mark for her again at home

Well, funny me, during my grad party she bought me a gift and was friendly with me that day like nothing every happened, wetin consign me, i don commot school now, nxt day being a Saturday my commerce teacher called me on over to her place to help her mark scripts, nah so i enter lions den, 30 minutes or so later my english madam barged in with a short above the knee tight skirt struggling to contain her bck and a nice top like say nah ordinary coincidence. Well i dont need to go further

But i still ask myself till today how i managed to handle the two ladies abi madams that day cos i no go lie nah death ohhhhh i nearly enter, i can still rmb the moans . Infact if you saw me working home dat day, u will feel i was hit by a trailer chai..... I still keep contact with them.

You are a pathetic fellow.
You need deliverance very fast.
Quick visit any MFM church near your area.

softapples:
iv had a crush for seven of my teachers in the past in secondary school, i had a crush on 3 in jss3, Then from SSS1 to 3 i had and still have a crush on four of my teachers, two of them my econs and ENGLISH teachers noticed bcaus i was praising them sexually every morning like u look hot mir and the rest is history. "i am not telling what happend. "while in the university they had a crush on me.

You are such a pervert and pathetic fellow.
How many female teachers were in your secondary sch that u had crush on 7.

Squig:
Did you have doubts about your spouse before your wedding?

Did you meet someone amazing and you wanted him but decided to go ahead and marry your spouse?

How do you feel about the marriage now? Do you feel you did the right thing?

I'm in my mid 20s and I'm getting married next month, we've been together for almost 5years. He is the love of my life and I've never doubted my love for him or the fact that I wanted a family with him. He's got everything I want in a man.

The problem is we started having issues about 6 months ago, we stopped talking like before and we are completely disconnected now especially on my end but we're still going ahead with the marriage plan and I still want to marry him.

I met another guy I am really attracted to and we've been talking about a lot. He knows I am having issues with my man and I can't tell him we are planning to get married.

I'm having doubts about my man now, I'm confused, I feel I'll be happier with this new guy, I'm thinking it's lust but it's getting more complicated. Should I go on with the wedding?

Feel free to talk sense into my head, I need to hear hard truths.

Marriage is a Life time decision oo.
Get your priorities right.
Abi u wan dey carry cumcubines later after marriage?
If you start cheating now, i pity your Life
No rest for a sinner In the presence of God.

BlackrulesDworld:
Not all.
I've met a lot of ladies that even tell me about their sex escapade.
Its depends on those you roll with

May good Lord save you ooo.
Na dem oldies you dey roll with be dat

youngpol:
As for me, it's the HTC Sensation. This Phone gave me hell of a time using it. Lyk I spent more money reparing it than I used in buying it.

Share your worst experiences using a phone. Which phone would you look back on and thank God you've finally gotten rid of it?

My two worst phones are samsung galaxy 1 with 512mb ram. The second one is nokia xl

Horlawoomey:
My current phone.

XBO or Sony xperia v3+

A cloned phone with 1gig rom, 512 ram, 2mp back camera. Its an android sha.

You can't play games with it, just browse, chat, play music and watch videos. Though I am enjoying it cos I don't over use it.

Gionee M6 on my mind.

Is the m6 out.
Am using the marathon m3 with battery Life of 5000mah. It stays 53 hours on full browsing

Bonapart:
Non of the above
Ever since I found Christ, i ceased from pills
CHRIST is my all and in all
#SHALLOM

Aha, bros na so una dey fail exam. Read the instruction and pick one. Stop being over righteous it is just a game.

pleiades45:
you think the nagging is because you dey settle am money ? the nagging is because she is tired of seeing your face everyday. humans are not designed to be together forever and wake up and look at the same person forever. the only thing that will keep you together in bliss forever is if you both defer to a higher power which is God. but if you think just because you are settling your wife money she will be happy to see your face everyday for over 10 years you must be crazy. nobody likes to eat eba for the rest of their life. only total submission to God on both your parts will get you past 10 years of marriage.

Now you have digress from the main point.
We started the discussion with your neighbour who refuse to marry because he believes women nag alot.
And i. Pointed out that women nag mostly in money related issues.
Of course you need God in all situation either you are rich or poor. I agree with you totally on this.
But treat your family with care affection and money then forget about nagging

Edusouls:
na lie brother he feels peacfull and at least can rest, keep woman for house they come back nahh,ur heart go dy jump out ur chest,cos she no go sleep until she naggs hell out of ur soul..

But at least you must marry everything in life has good and bad sides.
Still maintain my side, with out them, a man's is not complete. Just get the right one through prayer, then you are home and dry

pleiades45:
Bros you must not be a normal human being. what normal human being sees nagging as meriment ? and forget that nacking thing because once you are married for over 7 years the s-e-x dies a horrible death. what you have will be companionship and if nagging is added to the sexless marriage, na wetin dey cause hypertension for married men over the age of 50

Game just started my nigga at 7 years.
Woman no dey complain when you give them correct settlement both for pocket and on bed.
Just pray for better money from God, then you and your woman no go get nagging issue

[quote author=pleiades45 post=37799740]Bros you must not be a normal human being. what normal human being sees nagging as meriment ? and forget that nacking thing because once you are married for over 7 years the s-e-x dies a horrible death. what you have will be companionship and if nagging is added to the sexless marriage, na wetin dey cause hypertension for married men over the age of 50[/quote
After 7 years the game just begun.
Put your mind at rest no cause for alarm. Just pray say make you get correct change for pocket nagging no go dey.
Which kind yeye nagging when your woman see correct settlement from you

cristweeezy:
never call some dudes 'broke', dem no b ur papa... I wonder wetin dey p***y wey girls dey overrate sef...

Continue to dey wonder or better still ask our ex oil worker wey carry two olosho come peme on top.

GboyegaD:
Why do you think he feels somehow? He alone knows why he is single.

May be we can ask his neighbour who bought his case to nairaland

pleiades45:
rubbish. most married men are scared to go home because of nagging and angry wives.

Bros it is still part of the meriment.
If you handle the nagging well, it will still turn to nacking