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iou111:
jim iyke is just one of those our 2 faced, lousy, wannabee nollywood actors. sex symbol? ojigbijigbi!

LMAO! Thanks jare

All this Igbo nollywood star sef.

Since I've been watching nollywood movies, there has not been one man I can brand handsome. Butt ugly ppl

Who is Jim Iyke na?

dangermous:
E be like say na only me, but I reckon Desmond resemble Baba Suwe.

lmao! now that's a real ouch!

Rebellious:
Then all male models and celebrities are metrosexuals and I don't see anything nothing wrong with them.Touche. Ok, I'm

Lil Wayne is not metrosexual then. The man looks like a bag of rubbish

spoilt:
Jim Iyke looks like a burnt fish.

who is this Jim Ike?

4 Him:
that's a boy in disguise.

egad!! hmmmm, 25% of my friends are boys in disguise?

Leilah:
I'm making a point!

ok

Leilah:
Funny enough u will see plenty of naija men over here in ireland:
Holding a big fat ugly humty dumpties handy
humping and impregnating one too
Using one to gain what they want.

Leilah:
You should see irish womens bellies

See men, esp naija men they complain of women with bellies! when they are sitting down guzzling beer and soups like there is no tomorrow waiting to be served! you'd swear they never saw food!

Go and measure your own waist! check your own BMI!

are you trying to make a point or trying to attract attention?

OsunAmazon:
Is egusi and eba another coded Naija word for some nasty things men do to themselves behind closed doors?

lmao!!

4 Him:
nah, no matter how fine a guy is there is no duplicate for a well rounded woman.
A woman is a special creation . . .

what if she was flat-chested?

OsunAmazon:
Eeeew; did you also pat his behind when you met him?

I bet he did! he was in the "spirit".
which kain spirit be that?

FTI, Nicely behaved men are boring at times jo. too dull

Rebellious:
Because they tend to be more sensitive and behave better all round.

really? a guy carrying a purse and wearing shirts tighter than mines is behaving? the worst part is having to look at their hairy legs in shorts shorts

4 Him:
Diddy is certainly metrosexual.
I don't think Desmond is, i met him in real life . . . he's like your average guy . . . only better looking than in the movies.

you know too much jare

OsunAmazon:
Explain?

plz explain!

sheniqua:
@ cadet Mary kay is a cosmetic line and mask is just some white caky facial you rub on and wait some minutes and wash off

that one na other marra o

sheniqua:
and having mary kay mask on a man is not gay

huh?

4 Him:
its all in the spirit of caramaderrie.

enjoy the spirit o. Abeg, I go castrate you if you tell me you're gay, later on

sheniqua:
Tell that to cadet.
didn't we all compare boob sizes with friends at some point
are we looking to massage them?

hmmm, she said "grab". If I was to go and grab a guy's a$$, I know where it would be heading

spoilt:
Girls grab each others boobs all the time.

Madam, you live in California, as you said, the gay capital of the world, if girls are constantly grabbing at each other's boobs, that wan na another marra o

sheniqua:
I used NBA players as example.You'll see over 20 butt slappings before a quarter is over.
A man can have his butt slapped by his team mates,his coaches and manager
are they all struggling to see it butterball naked?
absolutely not

Again, Its a palyoff _{that's why I'm not much interested in the game. They all look gay} . In football, dnt you have to hold the other person's ass while bowing down?

4 Him:
we do it all the time, its nothing. We even slap each other in the butt plotting our next victim (err sorry chic) to catch.

So slapping the next guy in the butt is a good luck charm for catching the next victim? ( chic)

sheniqua:
@ cadet watch the play offs and you'll see what I mean

yea, in the playoffs, I guess every mins of everyday is a playoff in Nigeria.

Anywaz, I have nothing against homos, just dnt think the act is right

sheniqua:
Most of the ones you may think are homos in Nigeria are not.
We have a touchy touchy culture
men can be chatting and slap each other on the thigh in excitement.
It ,means nothing amongst our people.
NBA players in the USA slap each other on the butt for a job well done
are they all gays?

And everything travels back to culture

go to www.leavenairaland.com you'll find her

4 Him:
What's wrong with being a little close to your male friends? Most guys i know don't take it seriously. There's nothing wrong with a bear hug with friends you havent seen in ages, or spending time together enjoying each other's company.

eh en! hmmmmmmm and do they have to slap each other in the ass? and grab at each other's hands, anywaz sha, nothing do them

spoilt:
After living in california for so long , i can smell a gay man from a mile. I arrived in naija last year and i was alarmed at all the gay dudes i sniffed out.
A lot of them really werent metrosexual. straight up on the DL.

hehehhehe

sheniqua:
No ma
your mind has been polluted by your sojourn in Soddom and Gommorrah.
Our men have no sexual undertones to realting with other men for the most part.
Our innocence has been corrupted by the ills in the West
Most of our men seen as being close are just close friend with no hanky pankies

eh en! Is that why some guys are coming on TV for their gay rights? Funmi show, I think

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132559.msg2236602#msg2236602 date=1210210073]Nigerian males can be mestrosexuals jare. See the way they interacte with their male friends sef. almost like they are dating[/quote]omo, that one na true. the last time I went to Nigeria, I almost thought the country is full of homos.

spoilt:
men in nigeria now wear blouses?
Ibo blouse with kpoff hand abi wetin?

dangermous:
Upon all una dey shout Debo for this forum, na Lepa Shandi e dey carry. Shior.

Look at this one. Who is joking with you

Ok, as long as you think you made sense sha

Sth that this people dnt know is what is interesting and boring. worst of all, they repeat the same boring threads.

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=132559.msg2236569#msg2236569 date=1210209056]lol a "happy ending" [/quote]sexual therapy na your own happy ending? lol, debo must be doing his job wellu wellu o

4 Him:
*sigh*

LOL!

dangermous:
Its special therapy for raising a Phallus from the dead.

Dude, are you serious or joking.
well, I dnt care anywaz

which on is metrosexual massage again?

big father:
Not being truthful ! It's not a crime to fullfill all what has been promised whilst campaigning but you should be able to achieve 90% but some Politicians will never instead they crave for what they'll put in their pocket !

You got it right there!