₦airaland Forum

4 Him:
sorry ma'am. that's something for you to worry about, especially babies that cry wa wa every second.

4 Him:
marriage sounds interesting. so long as i'm not the one carrying the pregnancies.

kingdong:
wetin be time?

spoilt:
Thats why i tell everyone whining for marriage to rock on now.

spoilt:
why?
because i am exhausted all the time. Its a lot to deal with. I got pregnant 6 months after i got married. My life completely changed with the addition. I sometimes miss my single years. I was free and carefree. Now my daughter is always crying wah! wah!

kingdong:
i thought that was all settled. yu na my english teesha na. wetin be time?

kingdong:
go see doctor

kingdong:
i juss dey laff won kine yeye laff for here. yu na stubborn cadet. yu go AFGMS?

wetin be time? oya ma i refrase am, abeg wetin be time for ya side?

kingdong:
na fight? no be simple question i ask yu so? why una women dey always wan complicate issues? wetin be time?

kingdong:
wetin be time for yur side dia?

kingdong:
woss all this? na big belle matter we spose dey try iron flat and out. when english or pigin time reach then madam english abi na pigin teacher yu can den takes control. abi wetin sef?

kingdong:
and don't yu ever babe me again, ever !

PapaBrowne:
It's a crazy Irony and it just explains how wrong the world's system is! Poorer nations are much more accommodating towards refugees than the wealthier ones.

See how accommodating Nigerians are: We employ all the "Republic du Nigerien" citizens. The authorities don't ask them 2 get a work permit in order to
work as a mai guard, a shoe shiner or a suya seller. They just ply their trade- free of restrictions. No deportations, no harrassment , nothing!

The westerners have a lot to learn from us.

kingdong:
how yu go understand when e be say na damn ordinary cadet yu be. see this person, yu wan understand wetin yur seniors dey take code for naija, dey take relate. abeg troway !

when them promote yu reach na me still go help yu decipher the whole lingua but on condition say yu sey go teach me kwins english. deal or no deal?

kingdong:
haba you still dey here. na wa for wetin yu carry for shoulder o ! madam english teacher! abeg where yur classes dey hold? me sef i want to know how to spoke gooder english so i wanting give asses stance to naija sistas wit big belle both home and away. taansa ma!

kingdong:
there is nothing complimentary about the big belle abeg instead make we dey deceive them say issaall good make we try encourage them carrot and stick styley make them do somthing abourritt.

and for those wey no dey think when den dey bounce on top big belle na una know d kine argro wey hol una. na una type d thing go don hol sotay d state (boom, flag, etc ) of the kokobilo no go even mean anything as long as nama get wetin dey hungry am. even without them extras say na belle alone no be small contruction company equipment go fit do the drill for such artificial deep works enhanced by d belle

Rebellious:
@poster, the moment you tell me this story, whether it's a test or not, I'd kick your sorry ass out of my house.

The Sly:
Nahhhh baby u aint missing shit. . . .
Just a question though. . . . iz u a girl or boy? if you're a girl. . holla back and Lemme give u the definition of ROMANTIC
If you are a bwoi. . .don't even bother to click that reply button otherwise I'ma rip your jaws apart with a sledge hammer.

NaJa HaJe:
hail the self appointed moderator!!!!!!!

minto:
which means all this big belle talk is just a compliment, so ladies, don't worry, be happy. Big belly or not, you're irresistible.

zarazara:
Am I missing something? I searched the forum before posting and didn't find a similar thread,

pazuzu:
my fellow nigerians, i would like to ask this question.Would you marry an Expatriate? An expatriate is defined as a person living in a country that is not their own. they could be black or white.