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Lesbian at heart? And normal outside? First of all, I can't even pic myself in that situation.

Who told you that?

Fear God

Jenny, seriously, no. abeg, dnt spread rumors o, I no get time for the Stephen thing na. The bobo is doing his own thing

NaJa HaJe:
Is he aware?

what should he be aware of?

jennykadry:
hmmmmmmm stephen

Hmmmmmmmmm no.

wendymanda:
I think on a regular basisit is hard to drink intoxicating amounts of water. That usually happens at raves.

Sorry, but what's raves?

Re: ARE YOU PLANNING YOUR WEDDING?

Yes, I already got everything under control

kingdong:
well its simple pidgin english and if yu no understan, what yu want me to do about it? nothing ba? good because nothing is it

I said keep trying. Dnt reply me again if you're going to keep torturing me like this

I, the Love Doctor, have no answer for that right now

NaJa HaJe:
which is?

And where is it? So I can take a look too.

Roscodaddy:
cadet, jennykadry and wendymanda,make una leave the man alone,abi una belly long.

Are you okay? hot flashes?

kingdong:
abeg leff them for me.

if there be any of yu who looks all pudgy or yu know one who is and yu feel all so sorry about it then get off yu sorry fat ass ( or is it belly now? ) and do
something about it. wetin wey yamayama na only wan thing e be and that is yamayama. and if yu don loss for another man xtry so tay yu no sabi anglais
made in naija abi yu just dey format, wo na yu saka!

Sorry, I still can't understand you. Nice try though

Encomium:
it helps to regulate the osmotic level of the body likewise aids in replenishing the lost fluids in the body during sweating, stooling and urinating. It facilitates the quick digestive mechanism.

Yea, but how much is too much? Drinking too much water can lead to water intoxication and to the dilution of sodium in the body, this can imbalance the homeostasis of the body, leading to hyponatremia.

So what is the right amount of water for the body? People usually say 8 ounces, but different body different needs, so ask your doctor about it

kingdong:
aunty big stout don finish. small dey? no. legend nko? finished ma. ok bring satzenbrau make i just manage am and abeg bring fresh fish. ha anty fresh fish don fish. ok bring fried meat. dear yu will but me goat head take away.

and so it goes on and on. she wan chop everything finish. them belle no get prohibited or banned lem ups. evrything yu offer na bring it

Seriously, can you understand yourself?

hehehhehehe! Go girl!

[size=20pt]kai!!! 15 Pages? [/size]

tngtech:
girls that and are due to marriage with pot belly always complain that they are watching their weight. Y?

I go answer you later jare. Me I dey go to lecture now. later, mr. orobo

tngtech:
now i understand why girls of these days are watching their weight.

really? what made you understand?

The thing is, I still dnt understnd why mens of nowadays (esp. Nl men) act like Bushmen.

His voice and laugh na. There's no immitation of it

wetin be "tallness", the guy can be butt ugly and "tall", Naija is filled with "tall" guys

I love you - to anbody

I'm in love with you- to only one person (If you really meant it)

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=132337.msg2233580#msg2233580 date=1210164115]EXACTLY,

@topic
You cheat, I cheat, we all cheat, What's the big deal[/quote]Abeg, hel p me ask am o.
wetin she want us to do? start a boycott?

yemivictor:
It is from all the akpu they've eaten!

se na only akpu dey cause your belly growth, you berra get your @$$ out of the couch and get some exercise. mr. orobokibo

NaJa HaJe:
why not take yours off so we can judge. . . . . . , You probably have a beer belly too

more like pot belly. you wnt even kno where stomach starts and where his "kini" ends

@post
ok, but what should we also do about most Nigerian men and their egos and annoyance?

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=131978.msg2233088#msg2233088 date=1210155636]That sh*t don't work for me,,, my hair is too kinky

heat and chemicals are the only things it understands [/quote]Yea, but am trying to minimize how often I put chemical in my hair/ scalp.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA NLERS and their topic.

Lazzaro:
It seems to me that most nigerain girls have their time and date of opening up?

I am a concerned Nigerian guy and i have some good girls i am going after but it seems our[b] NIGERIAN GIRLS DO NOT EVEN HAVE TIME FOR GUYS ANY MORE[/b] ,i mean the good,sweet girls o!, not the ones that come cheaply.

In view of the issue at hand i need to know the :TIME OF THE YEAR AND THE TIME OF THE DAY OUR LOVELY NIGERIAN GIRLS FIND CONVENIENT TO FALL IN LOVE

hehehhe. . I must confess, the title of this thread got me rollig!!

Anywayz, Wait till Christmas time, or ven easter, or fall or summer or winter or authum, then maybe we'll fall in love

wendymanda:
Or your husband does not want you to go out and then when he wants to go out you say no. Whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

abi o

acidrop:
yes it does. . . . xceot u get example

Your husband does not want you to go out, you find a way to pacify him gently, changing his mind, until he lets you. No rudeness.

acidrop:
what u don't want to submit, u want to be rude and all that, because that the opposite of submitiing, yes it is shameful, because u wont have your fairytale marriage

Not being submittive does not alway equal rudeness. just to let u know

acidrop:
in primary scool we were not thinking @ all, but babe, look at it on d natural side, u should submit nahhh, don't go and shame us in your husband house oooooooooo

Not submitting is a wife being shameful?

acidrop:
y not. he's meant 2 be d head. u remeber 4 primary school. . . .whos d head of the family? abi u skip primary school sef?

In primary school, we weren't thinking about who is the leader of the house.

4 Him:
in your imagination i suppose? There are no 2 captains on a plane, ship, presidential palace.

In your imagination, men will always be captain. shior