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When People pass their phones to us, we find it difficult don't we?

http://www.austinaija.com/2013/12/this-is-very-true-of-most-ladies.html

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think in a ...

"I have like 5 years experience in the friendzone, I should probably add it to my CV"
Good rappers are great poets. Good rappers are good story-tellers too and it does not come to me as a surprise that young artiste; Fiziedeen came up with this very funny, real and interesting story; one of the funniest stuffs I have read all year. He writes about the menace of 'friend-zone' and 'friend-zoning'.
So how do I start this? Well, forget a proper introduction. Let's do it like this *insert befitting intro for the following story here* We're good right? I thought as much
Now, like most other kids did, I filled in my Jamb form, a university most of my secondary school friends chose. I filled in ABU zaria (first and second choice).

To be honest, I didn't choose ABU because my other friends did. I chose it because Modlyn Obiwanne did. She was my closest female friend then in Command, Abakaliki. When you hear a guy call a girl his closest friend and not his girl friend, you don't need an arch-angel to appear to you in your room and have you wrestle with him before he finally tells you the guy is swimming in the ocean of Friend-zone.

TO READ MORE, CLICK here
http://www.austinaija.com/2013/11/the-depth-of-friend-zone-how-i-landed.html

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... SUNDAY MBA'S CASE IS SO FUNNY

Omero: Op I also hav same thougth of those players age, remember they used to call Arjen Robben d youngest old man wen he was a chelsea player, he was 21/22yrs then but looking 39/40. I agree wit u 100%. Let me mention a few, but cant post pics for now. Stanley Okoro, remember him he played 4 Naija at d 2009 under 17 world cup hosted here in Naija, he used 16-17years as his age, but dat guy old sha, ie facially and skinwise say around 40yrs, my opinion thou. John Terry of chelsea 29/30 yrs. but his facially older dan Frank Lampard whose 34yrs. Even d man of d moment in Naija football, Sunday Mba, for goodness sake dat guy is not 23/24yrs as he claim to be, I stand to b corrected.

lol...did you check out the other five ballers? aside d initial 5

Fkforyou: Lol....Jonjo shelvey 21.?...as in WTF,that guy looks 65....lol...just kidding,but men that 21 is wierd...the guy wan chop football money well b4 him retire.

A lot of football fans will agree with me that there are many footballers out there who look really old but have ages which do not match their appearance. Well, I have compiled a list of the top ten footballers whose age claims have been a source of worry to me. Here I go...



JOSHUA BRILLIANTE | 20 | NEWCASTLE JETS/AUSTRALIA
(10.) Joshua, you say you are 20? Well, it is hard to believe considering how old you have made yourself appear. Your facial hair makes you appear like one of those walking-stick-carrying characters in My Book Of Bible Stories. You may be young but not 20. I forgive you; the beards ain't too thick afterall


JONJO SHELVEY | 21 | SWANSEA/ENGLAND

(9) Jonjo, you need to realise you remind me of Pierlugi Collina. The former referee is currently 53 and you are 21? Haba! 28 or 29 would have been a better guess. Outstanding footballer you are and your age remains an outstanding case too. Stop guessing your age and stick with something more realistic

ARJEN ROBBEN | 29 | BAYERN MUNICH/NETHERLANDS
( Arjen, I believe you when you think you are 29 but the kids being raised now might not. I believe your thoughts may be right because I knew you when you were younger. I wonder what happened and you suddenly became an elder. Your salt and pepper head, graph-lined wrinkles and that smile which gives you away often betrays the postulated 29

PABLO ZABALETA | 28 | MANCHESTER CITY/ARGENTINA
(7.) Pablo, great footballer you are and there is little I can say. I have just two questions for you. They say you are 28, is that what you told them or what they think? My second question is: if you are 28, what year were you born? Please, don't stammer or use a calculator

RAMIRES | 26 | CHELSEA FC/BRAZIL
(6.) If Rambo (as his Chelsea team mates call him) can make it, you can make it. I have read of how life was so difficult for Ramires and his family while growing and I still feel immense pity for him. I understand hardship makes one look a bit older than his age. 'A bit', I said. Well, Ramires looks 40 years as against the 26 we are told

Follow this link to see the top 5 and the pictures of the players http://www.austinaija.com/2013/10/10-footballers-who-look-way-older-than.html

Dear readers, if you feel I missed out on any notable name, feel free to reprimand me through your comments
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gistdrill: name the celebs in the photo below...let see who can identify his or celeb when they are young...

ATTESTATION LETTER? FOR THE TEST OR THE INTERVIEW?

Hadeyur: Thank you.

musiwa14: You can see from the video, that a first class student to be from UNN , that can not speak english well and listen to her..

And Goodluck just reward the man who made the life this students this way... minister..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYvkPZm4YYc

You are a bloody lying retard! Open your ears wide. That is a matriculating student not a convocating student. She is only talking about her dreams

As the nation mourns the tragic helicopter crash that ended the lives of Kaduna State Governor, Patrick Yakowa and former National Security Adviser, Andrew Owoye Azazi, alongside four others, Nigerian Prophet, T.B. Joshua has revealed how he prophesied the fatal crash.

On Sunday 16th December 2012, speaking to a live audience on Emmanuel TV, Prophet T.B. Joshua explained how God showed him the incident, stating that he conveyed the message to the nation in a series of
prophetic revelations that started in January 2011. The prophetic message has since been uploaded to Joshua’s official YouTube channel and posted on his Facebook account to over 500,000 fans.

“I see the blood of personalities flowing,” Joshua said on Sunday 2nd January 2011. “This is a government personality. They should not enter the same plane and say they are flying from one state to another for any reason in this country. There is danger. This is a plane crash.”

On July 15th 20112, he added further insight to the revelation, saying, “Those people who matter in society, they should not go inside the plane, together in one plane because I see satan wants to destroy these people who matter in society…” Joshua specified that six individuals would be involved. “They begin to mention one, two, three, four, five, six people who matter in society, high profile. The enemy is looking for a time when they will enter a plane together and be on the air.”

On September 23rd 2012, Joshua sent one of his ‘Wise Men’ to deliver a message, stating that he had seen the flag of Nigeria being lowered, calling on Nigerians to join in prayer to avert the tragedy that would result in this. Then, on October 27th2 012, Joshua himself specified further about the incident that would cause the lowering of Nigeria’s flag, stating that he saw a Governor flying with his aide. He said, “Everyone should come together on their knees and pray for the nation. Where will these people go, you, Governor, and you put yourself inside a plane and go together with your aide? Where are they going? They should not put themselves inside the same plane, aircraft and go. I’m seeing this thing is very close.”

After the tragic helicopter crash on Saturday 15th December that saw the death of 6 Nigerians, many online observers of Joshua’s ministry stated that they remembered his prediction when it was initially spoken on Emmanuel TV, lamenting that the government officials had not taken it seriously.

WATCH THE VIDEO HERE: http://www.austinaija.com/2012/12/prophet-tb-joshua-prophesied-helicopter.html

An excited Laura Ikeji (Linda Ikeji's younger sister) took to Twitter to announce this great feat and kind gesture by Naija's biggest blogger Linda Ikeji towards their parents. Congratulations Linda Ikeji... Check out the tweets after the jump

SOURCE: http://www.austinaija.com/2012/11/linda-ikeji-buys-duplex-for-parents.html

In Thailand, a Buffalo gave birth to a human-like baby.This is a photo of a buffalo very similar to human especially its face which is dominantly similar to human. However, its hands and feets are more like a buffalo. But overall the buffalo-boy has most organs of a cow having human shaped.

It has passed away immediately after it was born. Thais believe this is some sort of phenomenon that brings luck and everyone in that village were praying for blessings. The face of this mystery human-like baby buffalo was totally deformed that I can’t know whether it looks like a buffalo or human face.

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http://funkydowntown.com/buffalo-gives-birth-to-a-human-like-baby-in-thailand/

http://www.austinaija.com/2012/11/thai-buffalo-gives-birth-to-human-being.html

Kennis Music 'old boys'; 2face and Kelly Hansome have jumped on a new track. 2face tweeted: "Chillin! 2baba and @kellyhansome tins. Watch out."
In similar fashion, Kelly Hansome twitted: ‘@2faceidibia This is the hottest collabo they’ll ever hear, reality
flashing!!..hahaha. #UDO". He then went ahead to share the picture above.
In other news, they are strong indications that Kelly Hansome is ready to pay off his former record-label who have been having a long battle with him. The figure is estimated at Six million naira. I'm yet to get a confirmation from Kelly. As soon as I do, I will serve you the gist. Una know as e dey go!
See the pictures here http:///oqBt7

Nigerian rappers; Ikechukwu and Uzikwendu Onunaku lost their dad on the 20th of December, 2009. Almost three years later, the younger of the dynamic duo; Uzikwendu still misses his dad so much. He took to his Facebook account last night to pour out his grief. Click on the link below to check out his update
http:///50J3v

In an exclusive interview with Emma Emerson of Golden Icon, popular comedian and actor Mr John Okafor also known as Mr. Ibu went hard on homosexuality in the movie industry, politics and the state of security in the nation amongst many more. This no-holds-barred interview is a must watch as Mr. Ibu speaks without bothering about whose ox is gored. Follow this link to watch http://www.austinaija.com/2012/09/god-will-punish-gay-people-john-okafor.html

University of Nigeria, Nsukka has released its 2012/2013 admission list and you can find it here. Follow this link right now www.austinaija.com/2012/09/unn-20122013-admission-is-list.html?m=1

On Sunday the 3rd of June 2012, a Lagos bound Dana air plane crashed into the Iju Ishaga area of Lagos killing all 153members on board including the then NNPC group managing director, Dr. Levi Ajuonuma of blessed memories. It is was later discovered that the plane was probably not in top-shape. CONTINUE
Today (about three months after) the Federal government has reinstated the license of Dana airline. I personally do not understand their rationale behind this decision and one person who is totally irritated about this development is Obi Ajuonuma, the son of the late Dr. Levi Ajuonuma. I understand how he feels and he has been calling on well meaning Nigerians to help him fight against this seemingly poor decision. FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE HIS TWEETS, THE GUY EVEN YAB JONATHAN JOIN
http://www.austinaija.com/2012/09/dana-license-recall-ajuonuma-reacts.html

preeky: God bless pastor Chris for the good work he does around the world through Christ embassy ministries.I think the various proffessions depicts adam with his toiling nature.It means every man should have a proffession for him to eat.

The one of pope implies a scathing attack on catholicism. Well, I wish Pastor Chris and his 'cohorts' what they wish for others

I stumbled upon these old school picture of Barack Obama. Follow the link below to see more
http://www.austinaija.com/2012/08/old-school-pictures-of-obama.html

Orinla abi what is your name, sorry for that. I checked your blog and his. He had some of the pics in your post and others you didn't have. Altogether, i think www.austinaija.com is a far bigger blog than yours, that blog is on another class. Orinla, stop the hating

Orikinla: [size=28pt]THESE PHOTOS HAVE BEEN LIFTED OR STOLEN FROM MY BLOG.[/size]

http://kissesandroses..com/2006/03/my-leading-lady.html

Nigeria's biggest blogger and former model is a mentor to most bloggers in Africa. I stumbled upon some of her old pics which i really enjoyed and i had no choice but to share. Is she not awesome? follow this link to see many more http://www.austinaija.com/2012/08/old-school-pictures-of-linda-ikeji-nice.html

Barely three days after Nigerian sensational trio, Ogah Brothers released a new single, Tinko Tinko, London-based Indian songstress;Tia Kansara (pictured below) has indicated interest to work with them. To read more follow the link below
http://www.austinaija.com/2012/07/ogah-brothers-to-work-with-tia-kansara.html

I just got a call from a friend (one of the new 2012/2013 Batch B corps member). There was an accident few hours ago involving a vehicle conveying a sizeable number of Batch B Corpers from Abuja to Zamfara. These Corpers were heading to ...http://www.austinaija.com/2012/07/accident-involving-new-batch-b-corpers.html#more

She is a top model in Nigeria who is very versatile in what she does. She was the video vixen in Olamide's ‘Omo tan Shan’ Video which also featured Wizkid. In this chat with Augustine Ogwo, she lets us into her modeling career, her education and her amazing world. FOLLOW THIS LINK TO READ
http://www.austinaija.com/2012/06/meet-naijas-top-modelwhitney.html

Safarican Clothing is a clothing line that incorporates African print with the sexiest and trendiest styles. Their mission is to inspire ladies all over the world to be confident, beautiful and colorful through their trendy, smart and chic Western attires in African print.
They serve women all over the world with their colorful clothing.
Their clothes and accessories suit every occasion and their online store makes them accessible.To see some designs, follow this link http://www.austinaija.com/2012/06/introducing-safarican-clothing-awesome.html

In this exclusive interview with Augustine Ogwo, gifted Nigerian singer Solidstar Isoko lets us into his world. His root, 2face's influence on his career, the piracy scourge and his upcoming album are just tips of what he shares on Austin's Blogazine, Follow this link and enjoy the full interview http://www.austinaija.com/2012/06/one-in-million-chat-with-solidstar.html

SaharaReporters reports that the abductors of Samuel Uduaghan, an elderly cousin to Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan of Delta State, are demanding a ransom of N50 million for his release. follow link to see the 'Sahara report' http://www.austinaija.com/2012/06/abductors-of-uduagah-make-demand.html

She is an amazing character, jovial, friendly and hardworking. She is a professional dancer and a graduate of Psychology. She recently launched her own clothing line, Skin Kandy Lagos. Her name is Laura Ikeji and yes your guess is as good as mine; she is Linda Ikeji's sister. I caught up with her and we had a quick but soothing chat. I actually fell in love with her during the chat. Follow the link and enjoy!
http://www.austinaija.com/2012/06/chat-with-laura-ikeji.html#more

http://www.augustineogwo..com/2012/05/didier-we-love-you.html
The Biggest Football news at the moment is coming from Stamford Bridge where it has been reported that Mighty Didier Drogba will leave Chelsea FC this summer. The Ivorian stallion has been at the club for eight years and has been a highly devoted servant. He leaves as a legend, club hero and fans' favourite. I really feel like crying at the moment and I know all Chelsea fans feel the same way. I wish Drog the best in his future endeavours.Deep within me, I feel he will be back at the bridge someday; maybe as a coach. Who knows? Enjoy fond memories of his last moments at the club (follow the link above)

He is one of Nigeria’s finest musician and producer. Many see him as controversial. In this rare interview with Augustine Ogwo, Kelly Hansome opens up on the Kelly Vs Mo’hits Police case, his music, the recent accusations made against him and more. This interview is nothing but revealing. Follow the link below
http://www.augustineogwo..com/2012/05/don-jazzy-set-me-up-kelly-hansome.html