₦airaland Forum

osuofia2:
Na the usual headless social mobs go support the madam ohiri like the case of Natasha,

You wey get head, and the head wey you get come get coconut water inside.

Kemetian:
So what's your solution?

Keep the high prices?

Then tomorrow you and Peter Obi will complain about "hunger in the land"?

Confused set of people.

Call instead for more incentives or subsidies for farmers, to lower their production costs, NOT return Nigerians to high food prices in the name of 'protecting farmers'. You can't sacrifice the interests of the majority for one group.

Tell that Infamous president of yours to fight insecurities so farmers can go back to farm. A pity he can't tackle Insecurity as he clueless as the rest of you on how to go about it.

Boom Dig_It!!

Word on a marble. Just as they said up there

"God Forbid BAT thing... Affliction will not Arise a second time" .

muyico:
Go hustle??
Money keep relationship moving
Ours parent and grandparents
Spents money b4 wedding 💍💒 and after wedding 💍💒

I swear, with the little I have here which I give to some of them close acquaintances, na them they ask me my genotype and I play dumb as if I don't know why they are asking. You might be a good guy infact the best guy but money magnifies that and it allows people to even see you for that good guy you are.

Sirleo05:
What made them recognize Wike's faction as against the other faction? Is judiciary now for the ruling party and the highest bidder?

Are you suprised? they have them right in their pocket.

Freshandfitpod:
Muslims dey bend down piss should we be sacred of them?

Yes now, they gast tell you? Bros

Sirmwill:
You already bought it
What do you need advice for again 😏

He might need advise on management

Moderator101:
Nigeria’s poverty is the consequence of a population that keeps empowering failure.

Nigerians repeatedly vote for corrupt, incompetent, spineless characters and then act surprised when the country sinks deeper into ruin.

How, Just how on earth can you elect a man widely branded a drug peddler and street-level thug as president.

I don't like the way you people say this vote of a thing as if our votes really counts in this country, no be criminals dey disagree over transmission of results.

Solofresh2:
If you are embarrassed or shy of showing him off to the public,why are you in the relationship in the first place

Tell them oh. When in love venue or pattern of proposal doesn't matter at all.

kingsways:
Fools deserve to get NO

You can just go to a supermarket and begin to fool yourself when you haven’t built that sort of relationship

Good, at least the boldened explains you understand once you too are in love venue of proposal na secondary cause it doesn't matter.

princeade86:
Both of them are wrong na. Is unwise. Also, bokku is not supermarket, but mart. Let always get things right.

Are you High do you know what it means to be in love or to be loved
You can propose anywhere once love is involved it doesn't care were or how you propose.

I didn't do mine in a super Market but in a ravished restaurant here in Abuja when I took her out for dinner, no matter the venue my baby would have still said a loud yes because she loves and has made up her mind to be with me.

Kaczynski:
It's 2026 and Nigerians are wriggling brain sick about roads. The average Nigerian is utterly low IQ.

Not avaergae Nigerian, na all these Data boys.

SpaceX:
Agbadorians have successfully invaded nairaland, this is getting too much, celebrating nothing

No mind the Zombies, How many citizens can afford to drive their own cars on that road, and when they eventually have an accident they will get treated on the road too.

LegendHero:
See the games these Northern coupist played.

They purposely choose the day the president is going to Imo so as to blame it on the Ebous and cause kasala coz if it had suceeded, they will just come behind the scene and declare themselves as the new government.

How exactly do they think they will govern a united Nigeria even if they succeed? Are they thinking we are still in 1960?

United boom, dey there dey deceive yourself.

Kemetian:
BUT 45,000 AMERICAN CHRISTIANS ARE SLAUGHTERED IN GUNFIRE THERE ANNUALLY, ACCORDING TO THEIR OWN STATISTICS.

AMERICA SHOULD BE NUMBER 1 ON THE LIST.

OP, Revise your list to reflect REALITY not lies.

$typid.

They say burial rice dey sweet but na when them cook am for another compound. You shaa go surely get your reward.

nairalanda1:
SO, the truth is out. Hehehe.

The problem with this government is that it does not see crisis happening as an opportunity to shine solving it, everything na attack on them designed to disgrace them. Hence the denial, until they got shown up.

Exactly, they are not getting anything right and they don't want to agree on the reality at hand.

helinues:
Na Gov Otti, he can never do anything wrong according to his people.

Imagine if this was to be in other state, they would have been the loudest

May we all reap the fruit of our labours in full according.

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princepee:
Going to brothels is outdated...
Hookup is the in thing now...
If you still own a brothel, change it to betnaija joint you will make more money.
Brothels is for Thout, agbero and street urchins.
No responsible person should be found there

If no be say Konji na bastard wetin join reasonable man with Hookup girls.

nairalee:
Bro be like u go mentor me o. Your millions give u extra 400k every month? Show me the way naa. And also u must be a good gambler o

Go to any Stanbic bank and ask of mutual funds, you must not have millions to start, but have in mind you will be getting not less than 15. 09% annual intrest on any amount you invest

nairalee:
I wish to be like you o. Are you saying you saved this money aside others? Cos you'll need money for daily needs, feeding, bills, rent, lifestyle etc. Cos just this festive period alone I am shocked how much has exited my leaky bank account

At a point in time when you plan your income we'll it brings you more income, my money no dey bank as savings, so imagine this that 28 metres you see now dey give me over 400k every month from my investment, add it to my one month salary that pays my rent and other side hustles like I gamble bro. Why a lot of poeple don't gamble is because they lose alot like last week I won 290k from stakings of 500 in 3 slips. Just yesterday I also won 90k. Imagine all this plus my salary and the mutual fund income. Though in all this my fiancé earns too the matter long shaa but sweet

nairalee:
I wish to be like you o. Are you saying you saved this money aside others? Cos you'll need money for daily needs, feeding, bills, rent, lifestyle etc. Cos just this festive period alone I am shocked how much has exited my leaky bank account

My one month salary pays my rent. I cook my food myself, I buy my weed once a month in bulks, beers always dey fridge, always doing subs for football match I go out only when needed. I travelled to visit my Dad in the East cost me a lot though but I always budget before I do things.

benardtotti:
You are right, it's not the officers fault .

that's the problem they are not competent enough to understand how their so called emergency line works.

nairalee:
Money wey I fit use transform my entire village to MEGA CITY

lol, my target from 2 years ago was to save upto 20milla for my account, by December this year I have like 28,750,000.

I used to think that its easy to save and use money, right now I don't know what to do other than leave the money in my mutual fund and keep making more. I replied because of your comment, right now I'm scared to touch a penny from the money as I don't find it easy to spend out of.

When you get such too, fear to spend it on projects is another big challenge.

PlasmaTV:
I consider it fishy to cancel unrecovered debts of trillions of Naira without investigation or punishment.

Unless there's something I'm missing.

Then he turned to tax us all.

benardtotti:
The correct number is 112 not 122 , the journalists themselves should have corrected him , this is my issue with our current crop of journalists they are as ignorant as the viewer themselves, it's terrible .

122 works on MTNline but when I tried with Artel it didn't work

pdppower:
Somebody should help us inform that Primate wey predicted say Lookman will be a disaster in Afcon that Lookman has disappointed him o.

Na this comment I dey look for. Church gị still full on Sunday.

brain54:
So you know how to joke...


No doomsday prophesy today. Heaven dey rejoice right now.


I guess it's in the season. First time in history.


OP those aren't mere designs. They are symbol/inscriptions for something most likely occult/esoteric.

If you are a Christian it's better you pray and anoint that house before moving in since you can't tell what the previous occupant has summoned there!

Funny enough his reply na dooms say News

Techie25:
Why is this on the front page?

Someone enlighten me

no mind modes, very cr@zy.

CyynthiaKiss:
We should not blame Tinubu ?
Why is he parading himself as a Commander in Chief Of Armed Forces then ?

No Mind all these Data boys, they speak from their anus no brain at all, why can't you blame one who is in change and claim to be so.