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Religion / Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by caesymore(m): 10:58pm On Oct 22, 2023
OP I agree with you about heaven being boring;

Once you have indulged greatly into sin like we do and you have really enjoyed that sweet in the middle, the thrill of gamble amongst many other pleasures of this earth you will come to realize heaven will be boring , yet the truth is that e get people wey those things you call boring dey even give excess joy like say billions dey their account, and mind you if you no fancy heaven you will see it as a prison if you are allowed to go their without wanting to.

So its left for us all to choose because going to either of the two is by choice.
Religion / Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by caesymore(m): 10:52pm On Oct 22, 2023
Wujio:
I pity you. Pray this prayer, say Father give me personal supernatural visions of hell. Go there for three minutes and if you dont almost run mad, call me a fool.


Boom Dig_it!!!


You are deluded even the bible says no eyes have seen no ears have heard and no mind can envisage wetin him prepare for the great beyond just dey whine yourself.

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do? My Story In This Strange Compound by caesymore(m): 10:48pm On Oct 22, 2023
Boom Dig_It!!!

No body initiated you young Man or used your destiny, with the economy situation of the country, that your salary na small change, just imagine na basic needs you use am dey solve e come dey you like this, imagine you use am treat small sickness...

Is not that I don't believe things happen shaa... try and moderate what you eat so as to save more. I'm single and I spend around 120k a month on food and oringo no be juju na life dey happen, I don't try make I cut am down but I've seen I can't and shouldn't as I wont be staying just indoors if I do, how thing I go carry enjoy the life.

The easy way out na to source for more money.

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Politics / Re: Stupidity Is Not Knowing When To Draw The Line Between Politics And Human Life by caesymore(m): 7:25am On Oct 20, 2023
Reno!!!

A known self aggrandized preek without scruples. He is not to taken seriously.

The one untop me, try chop your bet money alone, if you dey chop bet you no need people to join you make you fit chop more money.
Romance / Re: See How Ladies Is Dominanting This Post Trending On Facebook? by caesymore(m): 7:16am On Oct 20, 2023
Boom Dig_It!!!

OP as early morning weed dey hungry Men wey won use the small room na so marriage they hungry them ladies even them old news papers wey full Nairaland dey antagonize Men, you go pity them sotee you go won marry more than one..

Them know say the price last last na to get Man wey you fit wholly call your own.
Celebrities / Re: BBN's Phyna: I Felt Bullied After Davido Said He Doesn’t Know Me by caesymore(m): 6:10am On Oct 20, 2023
Boom Dig_it!!!

All these Oloshos disgracing themselves, no be everybody dey watch una soft porn now.

I no even sabi the Banny self, I even thought she's ones of this tik_tok celebs.

OKay oh Wahala!! I come see say she tattoo OBO in-between, damn! now I feel her pain but still celebrities' no dey always sabi their fans tongue.

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Sports / Re: VIDEO: Al-nassr Players Prepare A Heartfelt Surprise For Cristiano Ronaldo by caesymore(m): 6:07am On Oct 20, 2023
Boom Dig_it!!!


Ronaldo my guy, Only confused soul attempt to pick side between Ororo And Messi them two na my Guys.

I love Messi and Respect Ronaldo , the best of all time.

Ronaldo The big game stunner grin
Politics / Re: Enough Is Enough Of Tinubu. By Osondu Nworu by caesymore(m): 5:59am On Oct 20, 2023
Rolings:
Osondu Nworu

Igbo man.

98% of the tribe lost their minds since Obi lost the election.

A tribe in mourning. No wonder their man is always mourning by wearing black and black

All of una wey dey support this drug pedi are freakenly deraigned. damn this is so fucking unbelievable.

Mean while we still dey chop over three meals a day, thanks to Baba God. No thanks to the drug pedi

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Romance / Re: My Fellow Men Una Too Dey Fall My Hand by caesymore(m): 4:42pm On Oct 12, 2023
Bliss52:
Make she stop her life because of genital wart

What about getting to treat herself first

Her child is susceptible to have warts at any part of the Childs body.

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Romance / Re: My Fellow Men Una Too Dey Fall My Hand by caesymore(m): 4:40pm On Oct 12, 2023
ThaFirstLady:
Fresh sisi with warts and hiv for every randy modafucka. @Op you too are dirty and lack respect for your d! ck dipping it in every randon stranger. You might even have a committed partner. Health professional onisokuso. Na hiv you go open thread for next time.

Stranger for where, we chatted for sometimes getting to know each other... I dey hail you wey never knack before.

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Romance / Re: My Fellow Men Una Too Dey Fall My Hand by caesymore(m): 3:58pm On Oct 12, 2023
tochez24:



Another guy that truly loves her and is willing to go through this journey of life with her!!!

He without a sin should cast the first stone♂️

You banged her well to your satisfaction, saw a challenge and took to your heels... another guy banged too and saw the same challenge, but instead of running like you did, he decided to go RAW and make babies with her, he decided to stick out his neck for her🙄

That's the difference between people, My ex left me because i was broke then and i met another girl that decided to build with me instead of running away..

You don't leave people in their weak moment, because you never can tell when the table turns tomorrow, they will still be the one to die for YOU!!

Now, she's happily carrying another man's baby, please leave her alone. Go and find you own spotless and hpv-less woman🥺



Mad Oh, babe no won help herself... I offered her a helping hand I even bought podophyllin paint for her to use, I couldn't go further if you read well, . Na she no won help herself and in your mind you think na emotions go push me to expose my self to a dangerous disease maka pussy tufia.

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Romance / My Fellow Men Una Too Dey Fall My Hand by caesymore(m): 3:26pm On Oct 12, 2023
Boom Dig_it


Most of my Gender has no Dicknity at all.

Around June this year, I started going to a new bar, on my second visit I met this fresh fair babe I'll call her "B".

B was drinking alone I joined her on her table after exchanging pleasantries, we had a pleasant time together discussing various topics over a bottle of wine I later sheared with her , she was very lovely all through the discussion, of a truth she is truly a beauty with brains.

I knew B was surprised I didn't collect her contact as we vibed so well (I do that with ladies just to gauged their interest), I just told her it will be lovely seeing her around on my next visit, she opted that we should exchange contacts which we did and I was excited.

We booked to meet same location weeks later after so many naughty chats, to cut the long short we ended up in my room, this pretty fresh babe is spending the night in my place what a night.

Both of us were high and Hot we went down to it, kissing and touching, as I was about putting my hand through her dress to feel her pussy the babe halted my hand and ask me if I had a CD ( Mhen! I was surprised, over the years I'm the one that pulls my CD when I feel I'm sure of going in and mind you I don't bang without a CD).
NB: I have always been mad that some ladies I've had mostly don't ask me for CD actually she is one amongst the lucky few.

Her request made me surprised, I brought out my CD she then told me to turn of the light, bro for real I was beginning to get worried.

I turned off the light put on my Shower cap ready for the deal, she made me lay at my back on the bed while she rode my gbola, after some bangs I took her from behind as I normally like touching the clit while I bang from behind I went for it, babe blocked my hand again this time I knew something was up and decided to try that when her defenses are down, I did that the third time lo and behold I felt something pricky on my finger,
damn a pussy is meant to be soft what the hell is this I said to myself, that feeling was a turn off for me I couldn't continue I left her on the bed and went straight to turn on the light she covered herself up. I told her I will like to see her pussy, babe began feeling unease after some dragging I got to see a clear picture of her pussy.

Brothers and Sisters in Nairaland this babe has Multiples of grown warts around her vaginal walls thick ones mehn, so much that they looked like they are encroaching into her vagina. Its was so irritating that goosepimples will always come at the thought of it.

I was so upset with her, she pleaded that that was why she asked me if I had a CD. As a health worker I've treated people for this and has also given prescriptions, I gave her a prescription to help her with the warts, she tried and told me it was painful then she stopped.

To cut the long story shorter, we chatted around September I asked her how far if the stuff has cleared she told me no that the process is painful I scolded her telling her that it can lead her to having cervical cancer, she said she will take her time.
To my greatest amazement I saw her this October babe was heavy with pregnancy, of a truth she fine even more with the pregnancy, her condition left a lot of questions on my mind.

Which guy was crazy enough to go her raw with what I saw?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo (white) Girlfriend (pics/video) by caesymore(m): 6:19pm On Oct 05, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
At my age I can't imagine myself dating a 40 yrs old woman not to talk of putting a ring in her finger. Not even 50 million dollars gift will make me do that. Congrats to the guy nd to others who are willing to do anything for money. Lazy boyz.

You must be a boy, it ain't about laziness son.
Celebrities / Re: Elon Musk Trolls Ukraine President, Zelensky For Constantly Begging USA For Aids by caesymore(m): 7:14am On Oct 02, 2023
Boom Dig-it!!!



Zelensky and Ukraine use their life's dey do dangerous skit.

Elon musk my Man.

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Health / Re: Who Else Can't Sleep With The Lights On? by caesymore(m): 6:58pm On Sep 27, 2023
SUPERPACK:
I am on the opposite. I can't sleep where there is no light. I hate darkness even when I am awake. Even when there is no light I must on our rechargeable bulb.


Wow, that's sounds very awkward to me, ọmo I dey always off light unless I Wana read
Webmasters / Re: Have You Ever Considered Quitting Social Media? by caesymore(m): 2:53pm On Sep 14, 2023
Jennyclay:
I will literally fall sick if I stay a minute without social media. I can’t even imagine quitting social media.

Wow, you need to work on that baby girl, that's what have been messing with your brain.
Politics / Re: Immigration Clears 60,000 Passport Backlogs In 4 Days – Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo by caesymore(m): 10:18pm On Sep 12, 2023
Acekidc4:
Wetin my eye see when ah wan Collect my Passport that year 2019, this my Mouth no fit talk am. Na so so Billings left right center from the officials. Man Pikin Taya that year.

I heard the news last week about the ministers charge, I believed him and I was not surprised mine came out yesterday it wasn't up to 2 weeks. Good one Hon. Minister.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by caesymore(m): 12:15am On Aug 28, 2023
Nazgul:

Have you seen that it was actually a walk-in-the-park? 😏

THAT WAS NO WALK BUT WORK
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 2) On 26th August 2023 by caesymore(m): 3:16pm On Aug 26, 2023
Nazgul:
This should be a walk-in-the-park for us.

Hopefully we'll use it to recover from the loss to Tottenham.

yea, a park in the walk grin
Romance / Re: Canada-Based Nigerian Men Release Their Pre-Wedding Photos by caesymore(m): 3:08pm On Aug 20, 2023
Jennyclay:
But you men said the world would be a better place without women cheesy.

Since you men don’t want to spend money on us, then feel free to marry yourselves

The next pre-wedding photo we’ll see on Front Page is Zonefree weds ubanja cheesy

Nonsense men everywhere!!! Shior!!


For your mind na punch you throw like this, na only to spend on you full that your head.
Politics / Re: After Disconnecting Niger From The National Grid Yet No Light by caesymore(m): 4:18pm On Aug 13, 2023
Boom Dig_it!!

That's why my friend will always tell you to do good always make them no bring you back to Naija in your next life, as na here be the Hell fire, according to him Africa is the closest thing to hell fire.
Religion / Re: Did You Know That Pull Out Method Game Is Sinful? by caesymore(m): 4:15pm On Aug 13, 2023
Boom Dig_it!!

Una go just wake up begin reason like ass.

This is out of contest OP, if pull out as a whole is a sin then contraceptives of every of its kind is a sin too.
Onan was being selfish.

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Romance / Re: New Marriage About To Crash. by caesymore(m): 7:52am On Aug 11, 2023
Gr8mind07:
Knowing the financial strength of your husband, you could have mediated to get the burden on him reduced. He expected that but to his disappointment he didn't get it from you.

You & your family should have remembered that there is life after the marriage ceremony. However, I will suggest you try to appeal to him.and see how you can join hands in offsetting the loans incurred.

A supportive wife is always the delight of every man

No mind the unreasonable lady, saying he wont do it twice , and if he loves her blablabla... while she feels the 50k she contributed is everything.

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Romance / Re: I Don't Mind Being A Second Wife (opinion) by caesymore(m): 1:58pm On Aug 05, 2023
siofra:


What is his useless money that I cannot get from another man

Mtchewwww!

Last I checked women are not immune to making money, na your fellow women be sugar mummies, go make your own money madam
Romance / Re: I Don't Mind Being A Second Wife (opinion) by caesymore(m): 7:55am On Aug 05, 2023
Boom Dig_it!!!

And what do you have to offer the Man apart from your over used pussy which he can get anywhere ,see her mouth full of senseless demand.
SMH.

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Romance / Re: My 5th Child Is Here!!! My Wife Just Delivered Another Baby Girl by caesymore(m): 7:52am On Aug 05, 2023
KingLennon:

See wahala o! The man no dey complain alaye. The economy fit dey favour am and him family wink

OMO na concern citizen question be that oh, me too dey interested for the answer.

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Fashion / Re: Bleaching Cream Owns The Market by caesymore(m): 7:46am On Aug 05, 2023
Mhizzard:
Am black in complexion please can anyone recommend nourishing and glowing cream for me..please am fed of buying bleaching cream for dark skin cream

IRish gold, you will shine like gold, why bleach , its a bitch as move though.
TV/Movies / Re: What's That Movie You Watch 3 Times But You Still Feel Like Watching It Again? by caesymore(m): 2:06pm On Jul 28, 2023
garriAndsugar:
All johnny Sin movies

Mad oh grin, make you no pour your brains out one of these days.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Has Unfollowed PSG On Instagram, Only Follows Four Clubs by caesymore(m): 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2023
Daddyseun1:
Ungrateful soul,

That's why I love CR7

If only you are from this planet.
Politics / Re: Tinubu's Palliative: What Can You Do With N8,000? by caesymore(m): 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2023
TemplarLandry:
😉😉😉😉

OMO this maize deu amazingly fresh if na this one, I agree to collect 8k grin

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Politics / Re: Stephen Mouka: Obidients Ridiculed As "Eluuu-P" Singer Was Spotted In Workshop by caesymore(m): 7:42am On Jul 12, 2023
FairlyUSEDpussy:
No even sophisticated shop sef.......
Normal 2 by 2........

TRy switching your monika to fairlyUsedBrain

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