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Romance / Re: Want a vibrator from my husband by caesymore(m): 3:47pm On Dec 31, 2023
akube34:
idiot. You think it’s easy


Pussy, you don't how depressing it is for a man knowing he ain't good in bed.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: We Must Deliver Quality Education, Jobs For Nigerians by caesymore(m): 8:10am On Dec 29, 2023
Boom Dig_It!!!!


We will we will, sounding like a song these days...

Na only empty promises we done hear since, with your families eating fat from our treasury while the mases languish in poverty.

Until we the masses are ready to grab you guys by the balls na so so will will we go dey hear, them APC done even turn us all to Will Smith.

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Romance / Re: Want a vibrator from my husband by caesymore(m): 7:35am On Dec 29, 2023
omoabu:
I need advice on this:

I am a young lady in my late 20s, just married an elderly man in his late 40s, delivered a set of twins about 3 months ago and since then no sex.

Anytime I try to make advance to the man he gives excuses of been tired and recently give excuses of been diabetic.

I wants to request from my husband to buy me vibrator or what can I do?

Please advice 😉😉


Aunty Nympho how about you buy it yourself and help yourself in secret, there is no need for you to rub it on his face.

You Women can't stand little of the shits you blow on our faces... Tufiakwa

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Religion / Re: Why Should I Attend Any Cross Over Service? by caesymore(m): 6:18am On Dec 29, 2023
Boom Dig_It!!!


I saw one of em pulpit thieves with her banner all set and it read thus " last night in Egypt" I was awed in the sense that this same 2023 you promised your members in all honesty will be their year of break through has turned to Egypt on 31st night grin


Imagine what the Canaan 1st of 2024 will turn on 31st of same last month of the year when all their deceptive prediction fails.

Religion good more still make you dey use your heads well e get reason why e dey on top your neck.
Romance / Re: I Don't Find My Fiancee Attractive Anymore by caesymore(m): 6:08pm On Dec 28, 2023
IamDora:
Useless men, all they know how to do is complain complain and complain all the time

Watch how his fellow useless men will avoid this thread or create excuses for him, but when the table turns, they start insulting and talking down on the lady without knowing her side of the story,

If it was to be the lady saying this, the only comment you'll see from these useless men littered all over this forum will be:

“Olosho woman wan leave her marriage”
“She's for the street”
”This one don go marry Hookup girl”
“You can take a girl out of the street but you can never take the street out of her” etc etc

The way NL men reason sometimes leaves me in awe, sometimes I wonder if most of them even experienced a mother's love. They insult us 2.4.7 yet slide-in to our Dms with alternates. grin

Alpha Nonsense online, mighty simps offline


LOL, and you just sounded like some that experienced a Father's love.

Damn It, we all are ignorantly hypocrites.

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Politics / Re: Wike Distributes 2000 Bags Of Rice In Each LGA In Rivers State by caesymore(m): 12:17am On Dec 27, 2023
Chinjo2:
Nonsense. They loot the treasury dry and comeback with peanuts as giveaways.


No mind those punks praising the thief, impoverishing people so as to get their good will through self aggrandizement.

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Crime / Re: Man Dies After Gulping Full Bottle Of Alcohol In One Shot (Pics/Video) by caesymore(m): 6:53pm On Dec 25, 2023
Offpointng:
This is the same Hero beer that Obi milked the whole Anambra Anambra Ipob to establish

Jonsing Man how that thing take be Hero, I bet you will even be fighting Obi for inside your dream, get a life PUNK.
Sports / Re: How Football Changed From From Entertainment And Goalscoring To Goalscoring Only by caesymore(m): 10:21am On Dec 25, 2023
cokeryusuf09:
Football has changed from the traditional way In which a winger can dribble, cross a ball, and score to everybody can just score a goal to earn a point, somebody might be angry with me but the truth is to compare to the way people watch the classic between 2006-2015 and 2016-till present. Most players who play presently will have a hard time getting a FIFA award cos they don't merit it. Compare the likes of players who play from the early 90s to 2007. If you look at people who won the world's best player from 2006 till date, they are players who played in the early 2000s and met a good mentor in a team.
Though the number of fans might be increasing the entertainment is long gone. Which is t the sole purpose of soccer


Boom Dig_IT!!!

Go and chop Xmas chicken and leave football, I bet my two large balls you really do not understand football.
Just for the records Football is still one if not even the greatest entertainment of all time.
Celebrities / Re: A Man Can Cheat And Still Love His Partner, Not The One He Cheated With - Frank by caesymore(m): 10:08pm On Dec 22, 2023
Tell us something New Frank.

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Crime / Re: “I Paid ₦50,000 For Two Human Hearts” -suspect Confesses After Arrest By Police by caesymore(m): 10:06pm On Dec 22, 2023
Boom Dig_It!!!

Smelly dirty skullers.

I hope they don't mind same fate on their Self and generations to come.

Very Disgusting.

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Crime / Re: 20-year-old Nigerian Tied Up, Beaten To Death For Allegedly Stealing Iphone In D by caesymore(m): 9:55pm On Dec 22, 2023
Boom Dig_it!!!

Its bad having a thief as a family member, I'm disturbed at what I read.

The narrator acted carelessly over the life of his thieving brother seems he and his family are already tired of the Boy.

TOO bad I bet he could have tried harder, dammit !!! he is your brother no mater what.

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Travel / Re: Where In The World Are You Going To Spend Your Christmas by caesymore(m): 7:45am On Dec 16, 2023
Boom dig_it!!!

Blablablu Don spoil everything. I been dey tell my guy say my consolation be say people contesting the election this period won't be as bad as BuBu, I even go vote for the first time which obviously is my last.

I traveled back to east from Abuja during my leave on Sept with air peace spent 144k going and coming back, now the money no fit carry me go for inside this xmas, went to buy baygon insecticide yesterday them talk say na 4k omo I off.

Like this na for Abj I go kaak. I no dey like unnecessary pressure.
Crime / Re: Generator Fumes Kill Man, Girlfriend In Delta by caesymore(m): 6:11pm On Dec 12, 2023
Jennyclay:
Rip to the departed souls sad

Biko, you people should stop putting generator close to your window especially those small nonsense generators undecided. Always take it the Gen far away. The carbon monoxide that come out from those small nonsense gen is highly deadly.

Let’s be guided.

LOL werey
Romance / Re: Why Does This Pain Most Nigeria Women And Ladies by caesymore(m): 11:48pm On Dec 11, 2023
Bliss52:
If you were rich, you would live in a gated community, in a fenced house with gate and have no time for people discussing your relationship status

Better yet a service apartment were you don't even know who your neighbors are

Kids Don full nairaland, so to berate the OP you put your reasoning aside to comment full rubbish.

Make I allow you think this through the rubbish you commented .

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Romance / Re: My Wife Watches Cartoons More Than My Kids At 37 Help! - Man Laments by caesymore(m): 3:44pm On Dec 11, 2023
richeeyo:
Give cartoon a try,
Start from Kung fu panda the series
And ease urself out

Ice age will definitely turn him to ardent follower.

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Crime / Re: Taiwo Oyekanmi: Ogun Govt. Places 50 Million Bounty On Director's Killers by caesymore(m): 1:23pm On Dec 08, 2023
money121:

In what way my brother?
Let me know grin grin
Agba scholar

no mind the fool. Thief sympathizer
Family / Re: How She Passed Away And Was Replaced In 2 Days by caesymore(m): 10:21pm On Dec 05, 2023
Laird:
Did.the job force or make the person work.on the job 24 hours a day, 7 days a week


Did the company stop the person from resigning or changing jobs


If where you buy food shuts down, won't You find an option


Please it's good for opinions to be balanced

Even the Founders and.Owners of Businesses Pass on too

Don't they pass on and Business still.continues

I entered a mortuary to deposit a loved one and saw a picture.of.the Late founder of the company on the wall with his date of death written in it

So.the mortuary Should close down because the founder is Late

A place I know had the owner pass on recently, I was worried because of the nature of the business they do

Funny Enough The place is still running

Businesses would continue even if the founders or staff are no more

Even overseas, many companies are still running even though the founders are no more alive





Damn... you missed the whole idea of the write up try to dey calm down

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Romance / Re: What Is One Thing You Regret Doing This Year? by caesymore(m): 7:15pm On Dec 02, 2023
Jennyclay:
I regretted worrying so much about finding a right partner this year. Nigerian men don’t worth the stress Abeg undecided. They are all the same abeg undecided

There is a lot to the world and life besides finding a partner. Life is not about finding your partner. It’s about finding yourself!

Baby girl, unless you are serious and based in Abuja I will like to change your perception in all this, I wish to get the knot next year, if you are committed to raising a nice home who says we can't be a thing. For sure I know I can take very good care of a woman I call mine
Travel / Re: FAAN Bans ‘Ghana Must Go’ Sacks At Airports by caesymore(m): 6:43pm On Dec 02, 2023
Bahamas95:
I always wonder how travellers are able to use that bag, I don't like it from day one because it's not strong.

You go dey carry bag like egg make handle nor cut, useless bag.

It's reduces the weight of luggage, normal bags weighs more even before you add the content weight. So it's a means for these greedy folks to make citizens spend more
Travel / Re: FAAN Bans ‘Ghana Must Go’ Sacks At Airports by caesymore(m): 6:41pm On Dec 02, 2023
englishmart:
If you can afford a flight ticket, you shouldn't have anything to do with that rubbish bag


Just dey disgrace yourself, na person wey never travel go thing say journey no far. Mind the reason people use GH bgs na because normal bags has weight not to talk of when you add more weight to it. This development is evil as they won't people to spend more on traveling which is definitely unfair and uncalled for. These greedy folks keeps robbing her citizens
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Acquires A Brand New Range Rover (Video) by caesymore(m): 8:49am On Dec 02, 2023
MadamVanessa:


shocked

Can't your dilapidated weak dick do the same hard labour too? Is your dick that useless?


Woman helping woman, more strength to your puna, more lubricant to your puna

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Celebrities / Re: “you’re Not Supposed To Take The Law Into Your Hands”- Reactions As Lizzy Gold A by caesymore(m): 7:28am On Nov 23, 2023
Rubbish Talk.


You did well baby girl, who is there to protect you in nigeria God and yourself. Dey play if you otherwise

FTC dedicated to all those the good meaning Nigerian's in whom the irregularities of this country dey pepper for body.
Celebrities / Re: Mohbad's Aunt Slams Tonto Dikeh And Iyabo Ojo For Demanding For His Body For Bur by caesymore(m): 7:13am On Nov 23, 2023
Boom Dig_It!!!


Una done dey form rubbish as people come make them help una stingy self bury una son... relax I trust the two wereys, they go soon leave una to chop the boy body maybe this time around na torn mat una go use.

Imagine this people abi una think say to bury the guy go add money to them two pockets, stingy Father.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana MP Apologises To Maguire For Comparing The Man.u Defender To The Country's by caesymore(m): 7:10am On Nov 23, 2023
TheGiftedOne:
In only a matter of fixtures, he'll come and take back his apology.




ManU desired to acquire a world class defender when they hired Maguire, not knowing he's not what they require to fire up the team. Instead he's conspired to leave them in a quagmire. Even ManU fans don tire , make Baba self retire.


When Last you watch Football. Maguire has been prolific so far this season for Manchester United
Politics / Re: Landlord Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling Two Daughters Of Tenant by caesymore(m): 7:48pm On Nov 21, 2023
epainos:

Mark him well....a potential child molester. They are so many here. We need to start castrating all of them. Werey. This issue is serious. It is an epidemic in Nigeria. Many disgusting werey plenty in this Nigeria. Werey..


T
Try dey use all the faculty of your brain, a little child I know has accused a man of rape which was seconded by the mother who had issue with the Man, later the truth came out twas so embarrassing. Some of the comments you condemned made mention of such but you are so blinded by ignorance that you chose to rant like an illiterate.
Politics / Re: We Can Make Mistakes - Sanwo-Olu Reacts To Lagos Spending by caesymore(m): 7:43pm On Nov 21, 2023
pricklewane:
All this Igbo miscreant parading as nonentity on Nairaland Sha. Did you even read the news ?
Here is a governor admitting to his mistake, let even assume he lies next election cycle he won't have the audacity to appropriate ₦2b for whatever nonsense that is aside the fact he acknowledged it was a typo n ₦2b was never budgeted by ₦2m n here you are wailing like a foolish miserable soul.





Just yesterday Alex Otti came out with audacity to defend ₦2 billion eating jamboree upon charging another ₦2 billion as security vote. I went through your post and I am yet to see a single comment condemning that note even wailing about that at all.

Can you see why many say hypocrisy hate n bigotry will ruin the average Igbo ?




Omo coconut get more content than your stupid skull, unless you are being sarcastic then you na capital "F" for front of "ool".

Fucking disgusting.

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Health / Re: Brushing Before Or After Eating In The Morning. Which Is Best Practice? by caesymore(m): 11:05am On Nov 21, 2023
CHIOMAEZEH:
I prefer brushing while eating ...
grin
Health / Re: Brushing Before Or After Eating In The Morning. Which Is Best Practice? by caesymore(m): 11:04am On Nov 21, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
Brush before any fast taking is appropriate and the best because once after brushing follow up by taking meals is good and can last you a fresher and healthy breathe at least 12 hour's
But brushing after eating can make your tummy filled but the mouth will be tasty and craving for food within a short period of hour's.

Note: I'm narrating base on my own personal view and experience but I don't know for others because what works for me can't work for others and as for the debris as you suggested, gargling might play a role here


Baba you sure say you Sabi brush grin

Even if I chop banana brush there will be no taste of that in my whole mouth. I brush after breakfast and it's very cool mind you I brush once I have had my last meal of the day too

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Politics / Re: Landlord Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling Two Daughters Of Tenant by caesymore(m): 10:56am On Nov 21, 2023
epainos:

You are definitely sick also. What on earth will make 6 to 11 years old girls sexually attractive to a 65 years old man if not that he is sick. And you also ....you are sick.


This confirms you are not well. What kind of testimony do you really need to hear from these young girls. Instead of this werey to advocate for protecting the girls, he wants to hear their testimony. Werey! Oh..you want to hear their testimony so you can change your tactics....goodness God! Chai! Many are sick oooo.


Check yourself well. You are a candidate. Take to your advice before it is too late. It is written all over this post of yours.


Now I know you are a pedophile. Werey plenty in this Naija ooo. A 65 years old man raped 6 and 11 yrs old girl and this one is talking about the accused being innocent. Madness dey ooo.

Chai.

Trust me...you will enter jail too. Mark my words. And it will be soonest..


Your thought is a one way street, you sound stupid. All the people you mention has valid opinions.

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