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Great; that's what's on my mind. Was just thinking if it's not a foolish act. It's opportunity for me to capture her since she just got to that place.

ShyCypher:
The quickest and cheapest way to get these Slay Mamas is by spendin' big the very first time.
Most Slay Mamas are daft don't forget.

Apply the technique called Reverse Psychology.

Take her out on a lavish date & offer to foot one of her bills - rent, furniture, electronic appliance or just drop a huge sum on her for no reason at all. Make up a lame excuse; you just want to help her, you feel she should change her wardrobe or you just didn't know what to do with the money etc (somethin' ridiculous/unbelievable ). Just make sure the money comes out so easily without her askin' for it like its xmas

My brother that's it.

She'll be the one callin' you.

The rest is up to you.

But that's normal; not that I demonstrated that I wanted t bleep - it's just to get to know each other more.

MissRaine69:
You were not nice you made it obvious. If you just wanted to give her a lift why bother with this " r After dropping her off, I went to see her again since her place isn't far from my abode"
What was the purpose of that visit? Welfare check? Some of you men just walk into traps as if you are blind.

I never made it obvious; I know her name. Maybe I was too nice.

MissRaine69:
Because you made it obvious that you are all about the physical so that's all you get charity cases. I don't think you even know her name.

Hello NLs

There's this girl I met not too long ago. I just offered her a ride to her destination when I saw her trekking at night. She's got figure 8 - nice ass and front. After dropping her off, I went to see her again since her place isn't far from my abode. But she's looking worried like someone in dire need of cash. She's even started telling me about her small financial needs and started requesting for help. She stays alone; she just got the apartment and I can't wait to bleep her.

Why is it that girls are quick to ask for money but when guys request for nunu at first sight; they'd run away? How do you guys think I'd bleep her fast - but gonna be continuous bleeping (don't wanna lose money)?

SmartchoiceNGR:
Which one is cemar?

Centre for Enterprise Management and Research, Lagos

Please I need your advice before putting money into this University of Ibadan executive MBA programme being run by CEMAR. Has anyone here done the programme or doing it? How's like? Please advise; I'm on the verge of paying acceptance fee.

Eat well before having s*x; urinate well before s*x; s*x frequently too after a while the anxiety would die down;do pre-intimacy and ejaculate before penetration. Get yourself drunk if you drink and bang hell outta hole.

Hello nairalanders

What do you do if all your wife does is to nag whenever you tell her you don't have enough cash?

A friend always complains to me about his wife. This guy pays rent of N1m; gives the wife monthly pocket money; set up a mini-biz for her, caters for the baby, pays for foodstuff for about N60k monthly. But when it comes to my guy saying he doesn't have enough, for instance, to give her for stew all he receives is nagging after coming back from work. If this guy doesn't give her enough allowance, she would change mood. It's looking like all she wants is MONEY. She keeps saying she doesn't get enough money from the mini-biz she does.

Please advise.

Hello guys,

Please my Honda EOD 2004 model is giving some issues of recent:

* not smooth movement in traffic (from front tyres) - I told a mechanic at VI and suggested to him if it could be brake pads, the dude changed brake pads, and it is still the same matter; after that he checked ball joints and said they were broken; he changed them; the situation is still the same.

* leakage of ATF - I have bought ATF oil for over 5 times now. Firstly a rewire changed ooze later a mechanic said it is gearing under the car and the repair costs N12k (I doubt); and this last Saturday, I took the car to a mechanic, he said a ooze underneath was not tightened enough; he did it and still there is leakage whenever I park I notice it.

* fuel gauge - I have changed it over 3 times but still same matter

* AC - I have done this for over 6 times; it would only last for a month and 2 weeks.

Wonder why I can't get a good mechanic. Please if you know anyone within VI that can handle it, assist with the contact.

Hello house, please advise on the best gear oil for honda (end of discussion) 2004 car.

Hello Romancelanders,

Please I need your view on this matter - if your pregnant wife has hepatitis B but you do not have. What could be the cause?

House, is N1.5m not too small for a wedding? What are the major expenses to cut down during wedding and not compromising 'quality'? To me hall and food.

Let me hear from you.

Thanks all...I'd go discuss with the parents again.

Good morning my fellow Nairalanders,

Please I urgently need your advice on my marriage plan. My babe of 2+years is 3 months pregnant. I have commenced the plan for introduction and court marriage so that a month after when she puts to bed we would do the engagement and wedding. This is to plan and manage my finances very well as I would be the only one financing everything. But the real issue is her parents want me to do everything between March & April this year. I maintain my stand that I'd do introduction and court now instead.

What do I do?

I'd be there. Give us the details. Or you send me your contacts.

Holla 08062908490 lemme advise you.

I started with 8k too in a small business centre and then migrated to marketing for a commissioner's wife for 17k then landed myself at one of the big4s. Today, I'm close to becoming a manager!

Hit me on 08062908490.

Last night, I was driving through 1004, VI, I saw two gorgeous looking babes but was seriously eye-fucking one. I quickly removed my complementary card but just about giving her my card, the traffic light went green but she was still walking a bit. The issue now was, on that narrowed road, I was the one at the front and people started pressing horn. If you were the one what would you do?

mascot87:
U are correct, u will get more interesting to her than d phone when u fu*k d hell out of her

Angrily fu*kd the hell outta her. She just dumped the phone and was screaming... .

WailingWailer00:
Snub her and form calls too

After forming calls, she quickly dropped her phone because she knew it's unusual for her guy to be calling other girls in her presence.

Lol...you are right o. She go even dey very uncomfortable.

divinehand2003:
Which babe or wife nor go feel say one babe dey plan to steal her man from her without her cross checking him to make sure she is safe?

I pressed my phone too and was laughing; equally formed calls for like an hour. She now started suspecting... .

Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

Princeparix:
It is the ideology of we Africans to get married before living or staying together. You simply have no option other than to get married to her immediately or let her get a temporary apartment.

Yeah you right. But want to put some stuffs in order before doing that.

Hello house, I need your candid advice on the following story:

I have been dating a girl for close to 2 years now. She just graduated and went to Camp but she usually complained that she wasn't comfortable with the state she was posted. Although prior to this time she used to work in a family business. The owner of the family business promised to assist her with the NYSC posting but all to no avail. So, she equally told me she did not want to work in the family business any longer. I tried my best and got her redeployed. When she was redeployed, I asked her what she intends doing; she said she'd start with mini-business. I established one for her. Before I did, I asked her if she was comfortable with the location as it is a stone-throw from my abode; she said yes.

Along the line, she got pregnant but had an MC. So all of our plans of doing introduction and at least court wedding as it was unplanned failed. I still intend getting married to her but have to take my time and put some stuffs in place.

Now the issue at hand; her parents have been lamenting that they aren't comfortable with her living with me since we are not married yet; I'm tired of the lamentation and I've come here for your advice.

Dear Nairalanders,

Please I need a female hair stylist and a barber to manage a mini startup beauty salon

Regards.

Dear fellow nairalanders, please I'd like to confirm the prices of the following building materials:
- iron 12mm - 24 pcks and iron ring
- plank
- cement
- 1 tipper of sand,
- granite tipper
- banding wire
or preferably is it better to do German floor on foundation or casting? And how much would it cost for a bungalow?