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3 out of CT for me.

Bad boy...yeah you'd become vast in the subject you tutor.

Ent3rpreneur:
I just search for "easy" questions, especially questions that contain options so if they're unfamiliar terms, I Google search each option and use élimination method to find the answer

I avoid those questions that involve complex calculations.

Infact, I've learned a whole lot this past 45 days of tutoring from this job.

What's your strategy for answering different subjects? Especially HS Business, what's the strategy?

Ent3rpreneur:
You're right o

Let me enjoy it now while it lasts.
True, if it's not broken, dont fix it.

I go dey learn but then i rarely do calculations.
I dey do HS Business, English, Social Studies, History.
So far, i'm yet to see someone give feed back on his review on those subjects



Yeah, you're right, boss.

Great! I always feel most of them are shy. Not talking about stars.

Rickjordan:
Lmao I met some that can dance o, but those average looking chicks are fire...

It's not a must you comment. Just look & get the fvck away!

naijafella:
People are busy looking for a vaccine for COVID 19 and your own headache is how pretty girls cannot dance. Guy which school did you attend?

People like you get high BP before tested positive. If I ask you what the impacts of the virus are, you don't know. Learn to respect people's opinions...fool!

naijafella:
But seriously you sounded like one old fool infected with the virus when i first read the post.

The ones I know can't dance!

justnock:
WTF?! Stereotype. How many pretty ladies have you come across?

O de. Na me dey look for vaccine? Or all you listen to everyday is covid news? Don't get paranoid. Get to do other things. Otherwise you'd be depressed.

naijafella:
People are busy looking for a vaccine for COVID 19 and your own headache is how pretty girls cannot dance. Guy which school did you attend?

I've been wondering. Why don't pretty girls know how to dance? Do they get carried away with their beauty?

Do you want to know how kanji is dealing with women this time, especially those without Love Machine?

Please I need someone that can manage asun & sharwama spot with light breakfast. The person should be able to start as soon as possible after the lockdown. Must be very professional & be good at the business. Male is preferable. Ancillary staff can be female.
Location: Ogudu.
Comment below with your mobile or send me a mail.

Instead of committing suicide, please dedicate your life to fighting coronavirus.
There's a woman in Badagry that help with herbs.

Thoseeny:
Your marriage is still young. What I will advice you is this. Always have a project that need to be spend money on like buying land and start building your house, tell her to contribute to the project. so anytime she ask for extra money apart from upkeeping remind her of the project you're doing. If you don't do that,I don't know how you're going to stop her from not spending money anyhow.

I'm once in your shoe bro.

That won't work. Pray that you don't meet parasite women.

DNSPro:
I like your advice to men. Sadly, once dem see fine girl dem go just lose senses.

Most of these girls spend most of the youthful days flexing and enjoying and men will be stupid to still marry them at the end.

Sorry, ur advice will not work on a woman like that. She can't give what she does not have...

Yeah unfortunately that's the reality. With s3x and beautiful body, you lose your senses. But I wonder why most Nigerian women don't bother to empower themselves.

Bro, I was once in your shoe. Believe me, I couldn't save or do anything tangible. Eventually was able to buy another car due to my financial discipline.

My own case: we'd stock up the kitchen with foodstuffs every month, go to Mile 12. Then buy groceries and baby needs at supermarket. Give her allowance. After 1 or 2 weeks, she'd start asking for money to buy protein. I ate barely once a day... .

These are the things you need to do:
1. Carry out a test that you've emergency that requires money. Sweep the 300k balance to your custody. Then consistently complain you're broke for like 2 months and beg her if she'd support the family with her 60k salary. Her true colour would come out.
2. Ask her to estimate how much she requires for foodstuffs, baby stuffs and other groceries, give her the money and ensure she buys them. Then reduce her monthly allowance. You can give her 40k. Tell your sis to stop sending her allowance in the meantime. Remember she spends her salary alone.
3. She needs to progress her career. You both can find a better job for her or another income stream for the family. Insurance workers don't stay too late at work. She can be doing other stuffs to make money. If she's not making enough money, she'd not learn how to manage it.
4. Investigate how she spent the usual allowance given to her. I don't believe she was being lavish. She might be stingy (when that test is carried out, you'd know). It'd be she's saving, giving money to her parents, paying a fuckboy, or peer pressure.
5. Never report her to any family members. Never! Take charge of your home.
6. Her being dull to you means she's not financially intelligent. You need to help her by carrying out step 3 above.

To all men, never ever marry liabilities. They come in different forms. I'm not an advocate of couple sharing financial responsibilities 50:50 but there are so many other ways women can support. But unfortunately, most Nigerian women see marriage as business venture, where they make money from.

Betsafe:
Ur location

What does location have to do with this?

Betsafe:
Ur location

What a question!

Hellp my business partners

Please I'm on the verge of getting a very good spot with lots of passersby for sharwama and asun business. I know nothing about it but I'm thinking of hiring a very good person and support staff.

Kindly advise on the controls I can put in place to avoid cheating or reduce it to a barest minimum.

Cheers

Lol...you bad oh

daddytime:
He should go and buy Naira Marley's Soapy CD then stop at the closest supermarket to buy Lux or Joy soap.

He should make sure the joy soap has the picture of that black pretty Joy that used to play with her leg while skimply dressed on the wrapper. Na so e been be when we dey grow up i no come know wether she don give her life to Christ now.

You fit still ask the supermarket people weather dem get Stella pomade. That one get oyel, smooth and e no get anything wey go pepper your prick.

He shouldn't waste vaseline oh...he should just put the cd on and start doing soapy soapy...

Thank you.

Hello Nairalanders

A friend of mine requests for my advice on this. He divorced a year ago due to irreconcilable differences. He told me when he was still single he could stay alone and control his urge. But now, he finds it extremely difficult to stay alone as he's used to bleeping. His work doesn't give him time to socialise and he can hardly go out after work hours due to traffic. He has not seen his choice woman yet. What best can he do?

Matured advice only.

Una wicked sha

Hi Nairalanders

Please I need your urgent advice. I've an Honda 2004 car. I'm thinking of either selling it off or refurbishing it and place it out on Uber. Which one is better considering that people have been saying it's better to drive the car for Uber by oneself to avoid stories that touch the heart?

Urgent advice before making decision.

Adonko:
I swear bro these type of girls full Benin well well dem go get three (3) stomach, fat anyhow like Buffalo ,full wide thighs and wide Ass dem go begin waka like agric fowl or old layer, dem dey drink anyhow...if you want to see dem on Sunday evening around 6pm from Agbor road, down to Agbor park down to cathedral to road to Asaba any beer parlour everywhere go full .

When it comes to sex na dem go just first lie down flat troway leg for air dey tell you say oya make u climb fuvvvk na.. Very sex lazy ..Na dem be dat food and beer gang .
E get one wen I catch one time her Name na mabel ....mabel go carry small stout 7 bottles finish am early morning wen she Neva even eat ..she dey drink like horse I run Na ..eat everything, she nu dey forbid anything .

your dxck sef no go fit enter, na only thigh you go dey bleep

What is even painful is immediately after eating that's when they start feeling sleepy and wanna go home....sucks!

lefulefu:
very true and understand there are ladies who mainly go for outings just to eat and not to know the guy. As she don chop from u na so two or three other guys go halla her and she go go chop for dere.extreme poverty as u yarn am dey play a role and also greed cos if not these two cause then wats it in ordinary jellof rice or fried rice wey she go dey fight herself over.anyway these threads go be an eye opener for such ladies and in their next outings with guys dem go come dey code demselves wen it comes to outings.

Hahahahah....we hope this thread would help them. Henceforth, I won't buy any food at first date, only drinks and we talk heart to heart. If she orders for food hungrily I either leave her there and zoom off or ask her to pay her bills.

lefulefu:
there are ladies who are light feeders cos they are maintaning their shape or figure.i had a friend like that.if u take her out she dey eat little and wen u encourage her to eat more she go tell u she's ok. the babe is always about her shape and how she loves it dat way. girls dey wey no dey too freak over food. anyway one quick way i dey sabi babes wey be gluttons na d ones wey carry big belle upandan.anytime u see q babe with big stomach then probability go dey say she might be a glutton cos all d food and beer wey she don consume on different outings from various guys never fit digest hence dem go come create gas inside d tummy and make d stomach inflamed.anyway there are girls who are not all about food and drink so u try go for those ones.dem many.

Big belle gang...I run away from them too. Most of the them are obviously gluttons.

EVILFOREST:
All NIGERIAN MEN were born into wealthy Homes.
While
All NIGERIAN LADIES were born into impoverished homes.

That’s the REASON

you bad ooooh

davillian:
Took a girl out she ordered sprite
I was shocked
I ordered my own food and drink.
After we finished talking I persuaded her to order her own food and get it packed for her to take home.

She tried. I'd one stupid instance. We arranged to meet. Immediately she came, she went straight on the counter to buy all sorts including cake. When it was time to pay she sat down. I checked her takeaway and saw cake. I asked if the day was her birthday she said no. I removed all unnecessary stuffs and paid for the rest. Then told her she should take her leave.

asalimpo:
this isnt true. I've noticed d same issue. If u r smart or cerebral, u'll find ur choice of suitable dates shrinks terribly. Most nigerian women r so hollow nd empty tht a non-shallow conversation throws them off. They'll hate u for d experience of trying to get them to use their minds. I've known many women in real life,whom conversation dries up after d empty pleasantries.

You're right and understood my message very well.