Calapar:
Hello NLs

There's this girl I met not too long ago. I just offered her a ride to her destination when I saw her trekking at night. She's got figure 8 - nice ass and front. After dropping her off, I went to see her again since her place isn't far from my abode. But she's looking worried like someone in dire need of cash. She's even started telling me about her small financial needs and started requesting for help. She stays alone; she just got the apartment and I can't wait to bleep her.

Why is it that girls are quick to ask for money but when guys request for nunu at first sight; they'd run away? How do you guys think I'd bleep her fast - but gonna be continuous bleeping (don't wanna lose money)?

MissRaine69:
Because you made it obvious that you are all about the physical so that's all you get charity cases. I don't think you even know her name.

NgcoboP:
cruzita over to you

cruzita:
I'M NOT A GIRL, I'M A WOMAN O

Calapar:
I never made it obvious; I know her name. Maybe I was too nice.

MissRaine69:

You were not nice you made it obvious. If you just wanted to give her a lift why bother with this " r After dropping her off, I went to see her again since her place isn't far from my abode"
What was the purpose of that visit? Welfare check? Some of you men just walk into traps as if you are blind.

Calapar:
Hello NLs

There's this girl I met not too long ago. I just offered her a ride to her destination when I saw her trekking at night. She's got figure 8 - nice ass and front. After dropping her off, I went to see her again since her place isn't far from my abode. But she's looking worried like someone in dire need of cash. She's even started telling me about her small financial needs and started requesting for help. She stays alone; she just got the apartment and I can't wait to bleep her.

Why is it that girls are quick to ask for money but when guys request for nunu at first sight; they'd run away? How do you guys think I'd bleep her fast - but gonna be continuous bleeping (don't wanna lose money)?

Dynamitechick:


This is usually a broke guy problem...

ShyCypher:
The quickest and cheapest way to get these Slay Mamas is by spendin' big the very first time.
Most Slay Mamas are daft don't forget.

Apply the technique called Reverse Psychology.

Take her out on a lavish date & offer to foot one of her bills - rent, furniture, electronic appliance or just drop a huge sum on her for no reason at all. Make up a lame excuse; you just want to help her, you feel she should change her wardrobe or you just didn't know what to do with the money etc (somethin' ridiculous/unbelievable ). Just make sure the money comes out so easily without her askin' for it like its xmas

My brother that's it.

She'll be the one callin' you.

The rest is up to you.

ShyCypher:




Just take a look at yourself.

Your face is misshapen, your skin is very dirty, your thighs have a different colour from your upper torso indicatin' cheap bleachin' or unhygenic livin' conditions.

I think you could do with a little money yourself.

Dynamitechick:


This is usually a broke guy problem...

Calapar:
Great; that's what's on my mind. Was just thinking if it's not a foolish act. It's opportunity for me to capture her since she just got to that place.

Calapar:
But that's normal; not that I demonstrated that I wanted t bleep - it's just to get to know each other more.

ShyCypher:




Have you been inside her apartment?
If yes, suggest somethin' you think she should have (furniture, gadget etc). Casually offer to pay for it & send her the cash right there.
Whatever you do, make sure its done without delay (there's somethin' sexy about a decisive man to women).

If you play your game right, you just might get the sloppiest head of your perverted life on the spot.
Don't forget to act all innocent like the help is genuine. (In her small mind, she'll remember all the Dapos, Dejis & Emekas that tried to Bleep her in the past for peanuts compared to what ou are givin' her for 'free' and want you more)


She might not have feelins for you but she sure is your bitch now.

ShyCypher:




Just take a look at yourself.

Your face is misshapen, your skin is very dirty, your thighs have a different colour from your upper torso indicatin' cheap bleachin' or unhygenic livin' conditions.

I think you could do with a little money yourself.

MissRaine69:

Seriously? Why am I not surprised

Dynamitechick:


slowpoke your mum deserves to be shot for giving birth to a broke fool like you asshole can you afford to take care of yourself, when you are done job hunting unsuccessfully...know that you will die broke, pity the wife that will get married to a cursed wretch like you..

If you are a man let us see your living condition bastard slowpoke..

Calapar:
Not that. Why can't you girls offer sex too? Trade by barter.

ShyCypher:






Lol. Here we go again...
Talk2bella here's another 'classy' nairaland chick for you.
Honestly, I no get time for this sh!t.

ShyCypher:





So you're sayin' I shouldn't help a brother out?

ShyCypher:





So you're sayin' I shouldn't help a brother out?

ShyCypher:




Have you been inside her apartment?
If yes, suggest somethin' you think she should have (furniture, gadget etc). Casually offer to pay for it & send her the cash right there.
Whatever you do, make sure its done without delay (there's somethin' sexy about a decisive man to women).

If you play your game right, you just might get the sloppiest head of your perverted life on the spot.
Don't forget to act all innocent like the help is genuine. (In her small mind, she'll remember all the Dapos, Dejis & Emekas that tried to Bleep her in the past for peanuts compared to what ou are givin' her for 'free' and want you more)


She might not have feelins for you but she sure is your bitch now.

Dynamitechick:


Dimwit slowpoke..sitting your ugly ass behind a broken phone screen you think you can type nonsense with your crooked fingers

If you were trained by a human being you will know to mind your business but oh well

MissRaine69:

Why does he need help to do the obvious?

ShyCypher:




Just take a look at yourself.

Your face is misshapen, your skin is very dirty, your thighs have a different colour from your upper torso indicatin' cheap bleachin' or unhygenic livin' conditions.

I think you could do with a little money yourself.