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Crime / Re: Lady Blows, Tears Bus Conductor’s Shirt Over Ten Naira Change In Onitsha (video) by CalciumB3: 1:58pm On Feb 17, 2020
I commend the guy for not beating her..
But if na me, I go find pankere and beat the hell out of her..
Before you quote me, what will you do if you are in this conductor's condition.
Am sure this is not the first time this lady doing this kind of shii
She fit dey beat her husband sef
Crime / Re: Painter Defiles Three-year-old Stepdaughter In Lagos. PHOTOS by CalciumB3: 1:54pm On Feb 17, 2020
Strip him naked.. Tie him in a 9:15 way And spray his groin with a delicious dog food
Invite Rottweiler or German Shepard dog to feed on him.


In short castrate the fool
Crime / Re: Lady Takes Life And That Of Her Baby In Bomadi(graphic Photo) by CalciumB3: 9:28am On Feb 17, 2020
Is this the same "stronger" woman one guy was referring to?
Politics / Re: Northern Elders Forum Tells Buhari To Stop Blame Game On Boko Haram by CalciumB3: 9:21am On Feb 17, 2020
You mean Baba should stop doing the only thing he Sabi do...
Leave the old man jare

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Crime / Re: JUST IN: Suspected Aiye Confraternity Leader & 8 Members Arrested In Ikorodu by CalciumB3: 7:54pm On Feb 16, 2020
Don't kill them please










Gather everyone of them, give them gun and send them to sambisa forest... Shebi dem Wan fight, dem go fight tire
Crime / Re: Youths Fight Over Girls In Cross River, One Dead, Many Wounded by CalciumB3: 7:48pm On Feb 16, 2020
Watin that dead nigga go tell angel Gabriel when he reach up there... Good radiance

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Politics / Re: APC Are Yahoo Yahoo, Uncertainty Pervades Nigeria Under Buhari – Pastor Giwa by CalciumB3: 7:42pm On Feb 16, 2020
Na yahoo plus apc do.
Buhari na the og Yemi osibanjo na hommie Oshiomole na picker Femi adeshina as Babalawo na the errand boy
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Weeps As Instagram Troll Who Left A Comment Saying Her child is ugly by CalciumB3: 6:02pm On Feb 16, 2020
Kilo Kan mi
Celebrities / Re: Real Reasons Nina Ivy Got Married - Social Media User Expose Nina Ivy by CalciumB3: 6:01pm On Feb 16, 2020
We know op..
Where the husband?
Politics / Re: Isa Pantami: Boko Haram Kicks Against New Sim Card Policy, Threatens Minister by CalciumB3: 12:03pm On Feb 16, 2020
Muric should come and clear the type of Islam shekau was talking about

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Politics / Re: Okowa: Military Accompanied Suspected Herdsmen In Killing 8 Persons by CalciumB3: 10:39am On Feb 16, 2020
Villagemeat:
This Fulani can never attack my village. Try Cross River let's see
Bro, you sure?

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Politics / Re: SERAP Gives FG 7 Days To Disclose Spending Of Recovered Abacha Loot Since 1999 by CalciumB3: 10:38am On Feb 16, 2020
This ones are high on Colorado.
Where dem dey before?

That deputy director is Yoruba abi, Bullhari go change am soon.



But Abacha no try at all ooo, the guy don die since but his stolen money still dey live..

Eyan Pablo

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Politics / Re: LASEMA Marine Unit Embarked On A Search Of The Man Who Jumped Into Lagoon by CalciumB3: 10:29am On Feb 16, 2020
May God forgive the dead
Politics / Re: Education Will Continue To Be A Priority In My Government – Buhari by CalciumB3: 10:28am On Feb 16, 2020
Yeye man

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Health / Re: Breaking News: Coronavirus Hits Africa, See The Country With The First Recorded by CalciumB3: 10:51pm On Feb 14, 2020
Las Las... The end(death)is here...
Depend on the government at your own risk
Romance / Re: Valentine Prank Special, Share Experiences by CalciumB3: 9:51pm On Feb 14, 2020
Kk

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Politics / Re: Protesters Attack Seriake Dickson’s House In Bayelsa (Photos) by CalciumB3: 9:48pm On Feb 14, 2020
Apc and thuggery na 5 and 6

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Crime / Re: 2020 Valentine Palava: Two Young Man Fighting Over A Girl (video) by CalciumB3: 9:46pm On Feb 14, 2020
danny56:


Must you always be at the gate? Get another job na...
must you always quote me?? Get another job man
Crime / Re: Whale Beached In Cornwall Dies Despite Rescue Attempts (photos) by CalciumB3: 8:14pm On Feb 14, 2020
If to say na Nigeria.... Val Don set be that

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Crime / Re: 2020 Valentine Palava: Two Young Man Fighting Over A Girl (video) by CalciumB3: 8:13pm On Feb 14, 2020
Watin Musa no go see for gate
Literature / Re: Life (A Beautiful B! Tch) by CalciumB3: 11:11pm On Feb 13, 2020
On a first note, if this guys finds me. What would they say I do to offend them, probably they'll say I humiliated one of them. But the fact is that I saved a prey from the eyes of the hunter.

On a second thought, what if this girl is really the bad one? What if she is the hunter while those guys are the prey? But notwithstanding, rape is an evil act which I can never condone anywhere.
My only answer can only come from those two guys.

The game ended with 2-3 lead for Manchester united, what a great comeback.
I went outside and waited for those guys to come out, they did and I low-key tailed them to where they stayed. After been satisfied I returned home.

I got home and started preparing for the night, I heard those guys talking about the time and place they'll meet.
I wore a black Jean and snicker with a gray hoodie and a black backpack. stepped out when it was exactly 7:15. I got to the place 15 minutes earlier to the proposed time. I installed a micro chip so as to be able to hear whatever they discussed. I hid a few meters after making sure I had already connected to the micro chip.

After few minutes, I saw people arriving in exotic cars, they alighted from the vehicle and all went inside. Then I started wondering if it is this girl issue or another issue because one of the man I saw entering is a renowned politician in the state.

After they all gathered, one of the man started saying how he was disappointed at Sansa because they could complete the mission he gave them. He continued saying that the TOP's are not satisfied with the result they are getting from the fields.

Another man which I guess to be Sansa countered the man that talked earlier.
"Sir with due respect, you can't just come here and be dictating how I work here. This is my hood and my guys know their way of working. You gave me a contract and what was written in it was that I deliver the drive to you and you give me ammunitions."
"I don't fucking care what was on that drive or how it got to that bitch, and I don't give a damn about what any TOP's are saying. All I fucking care about is that you follow what was written on that contract. And in case you have forgotten, I was given 2 months to provide the girl and I have not even spend up to a month. So, let us all be guided" he concluded.

After few hours, the meeting was over and all of them left. I hurriedly went to where I hid the micro chip and also existed the area.

UNKNOWN LOCATION
"Sir, the meeting has just been concluded" A young girl with a British accent called the attention of his boss to the live feed showing on her computer.

"Is there any information about ODION yet" the boss asked moving to the girl.

"No sir, all they said was about Agent B and the drive with her" she replied her boss

"I hope she's saf..... Zoom in, there's a movement" the boss said to the lady as he saw someone coming out of from where he was hiding.
They lady zoomed in and they all watched how the man picked up something and went away

"Why wasn't I able to see him when he dropped that thing he picked up there" the boss quired

"Sir, I just looked into it. He dropped it fifteen minutes before the meeting started and we were connected ten minutes before it started, so he was 5 minutes ahead of us" One of the guys operating the computer replied

"OK, what was the thing he picked up?" The boss not satisfied with the reply he got asked.
"It was an e5 rave micro chip only made available for the long dismissed SF6" the guy replied

The boss hummed at the discovery. He knew what to do.

"Nuel, I want you to find the address of the guy in the hood, and call the headquarters if you need any help" The boss said pointing to the the guy that spoke earlier.
"And you Cardi, I want you to give me the last place AGENT B tracker went off" he said to the lady with Brit accent.

I'll be in my office.
Health / Re: International Condom Day 2020: 3 In 10 Nigerians Use Condom Regularly by CalciumB3: 8:53pm On Feb 13, 2020
Like for kiss condom
Share for golden circle

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Literature / Re: Life (A Beautiful B! Tch) by CalciumB3: 8:51pm On Feb 13, 2020
1.1 REMINISCE

The students of the university woke up to the sight of two naked guys tied together with an "We were caught raping a lady" inscription on them.
The knife I took was just to cut rope I used in tying them.
I monitored them till few minutes to 6 before I left for home.

I got home and discovered that the lady I saved few hours ago had already left dropping a note
"Thanks for saving me, I'll return your cloths soon. Bisola"

So her name is Bisola. I checked if anything was missing in my room and it was just as I left it.
My plan initially was to visit the gym and wash cloths later in the day but due to what happened, I decided to wash and just sleep.

I woke up around 2pm, did some workout and later freshened up. I was famished but decided to wait till I get to where I'll watch Manchester derby. The fried rice and chicken of that woman near the viewing center is always mesmerizing.

I got to the viewing center and ordered a plate of fried rice and chicken with a chilled bottle water.
I entered inside and greeted the few people I met there. The match hasn't started so the place was quite scanty, I sat at a place where I could enjoy the food and game together.
I started devouring the food and the match started 7 minutes later.

Though am a Manchester United fan but the way they play sometimes irritates me, just imagine a striker that founds the back of the net once after 15 attempts. First half was over with Manchester city taking the lead. I went outside to return the plates of Mummy Jollof and to get myself a chilled soft drink when I overheard two guys talking about the incident of last night. It was not the second or third time I was it that day but what these guys are saying are more different from what I've been hearing. I brought my phone out with my earpiece and acted like I was listening to a song. I walked pass them.

Guy 1: I tell you say man city go beat una, you no get the machinery wey fit conquer man city, dem toooooo big for you.

Guy 2: guy, no conclude yet, match never finish na...

Guy 1: lest I forget.... Shey you see how Bruce and Eze was tied this morning?

Guy 2: I no go lie ooo, na on nairaland I the headline oo na so I click am con see say na my guys dey there.

Guy 1: Na konji Wan kill them na, simple instructions they no fit follow. "Retrieve the information and get rid of carrier" is that too hard for them to do ni?

When they saw me, they stopped talking but later continued when they realized that I had earphones plugged to my ear..

Guy 2: I hear say na one commando con rescue the girl and con beat them join. And the doctor talk say e go take 1 month plus before them wake up..

Guy 1: I hear say Sansa don dey find the commando low key, and the girl sef no dey on sight at all.

Guy 2: Na to find the girl be koko now ooo, Jude even tell me say make we come base tonight because Aski don send signal..

Guy 1: No wahala na.. E be like say second half don start.
They both returned inside the viewing center.

Mhen! This is getting more complicated than I thought, finding me is a problem for them because they'll never find me but finding the girl is a problem for me because when they see the girl then that means am busted.

I must find the girl before they do, not because of anything else but because of my own safety.
Where do I find her?
Literature / Re: Life (A Beautiful B! Tch) by CalciumB3: 10:54am On Feb 11, 2020
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Or so i thought.
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Politics / Re: Osinbajo In Kenya For Burial Of Daniel Arap Moi (Photos) by CalciumB3: 10:52am On Feb 11, 2020
I hope they send someone to Nigeria too.

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Patience Jonathan At Aso Rock by CalciumB3: 10:50am On Feb 11, 2020
What do I know?
Business / Re: Fire Razes Atakumosa Central Market In Osun by CalciumB3: 10:49am On Feb 11, 2020
Fire everywhere...
We need to stop listening to fireboy songs


I hope the market is registered

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Literature / Re: Life (A Beautiful B! Tch) by CalciumB3: 5:44am On Feb 11, 2020
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Politics / Re: Southwest Governors To Sign Amotekun Bill Friday by CalciumB3: 5:33am On Feb 11, 2020
Can it end Corona virus?
Politics / Re: Buhari Raises Hope For Leah Sharibu’s Release by CalciumB3: 5:29am On Feb 11, 2020
She was kidnapped-- hope dead

Spent 6 months-- hope still dead

A year plus- hope Don cross bridge

She get belle- hope no wake

So na after she born this man turn Jesus, He Wan raise Hope.


@... Your say on this.
Crime / Re: Task Force Destroys Illegal Market, Scatters Bowls Of Live Cat Fish, Food (pics) by CalciumB3: 5:21am On Feb 11, 2020
Dude said they work like anti christ

Literature / Re: Life (A Beautiful B! Tch) by CalciumB3: 4:54am On Feb 11, 2020
2. REMINISCE


If there is one thing I detest in life, it's Cheat - Cheating. What you can't take, don't give it to others.

I was going for a night party when I heard the shout of a girl screaming for help, I wanted to ignore it but I couldn't move a muscle when I heard her cry again. I was alarmed because it might be two things:

1. Some random cult guys doing their dirty job
2. Maybe ritualist.

Probably if someone was there when my sister was shouting for help, maybe she could still be alive.. (That's a story for another season)

II swung into action immediately, I searched around and luckily found a well solid plank. I trace the voice of the lady and it was inside an abandoned building.

The moon was fully out, so it was easy for me to locate the two beast. I jumped through the window alerting those guys. They stood up immediately noticing the presence of an intruder.

On my path, I had no fear. It erased when I turned 15, even if I die I'll still see the face of that thing that killed me.

I glanced at the girl those beast were trying to rape and I pitied her and at the same time boiled with rage.

One of the guy with a knife rushed towards me, I calculated his steps and dodged him. I retaliated by hitting him with the plank on his head, he fell down unconsciously. On seeing the thing I did to his friend, the other guy wanted to run, I ran after him and forcefully pushed him to the wall. We both fell but I stood up almost immediately, I allowed him to stand on his feet. He launched a blow which I dodged easily, I returned giving him an upper cut. I punched his rib thrice before he could recover from the uppercut, he fell down instantly..

I walked towards the lady who was covering her self with the rag they turned her cloths into. She was weak and crying, I calmed her down. After calming the lady down, I went back to those guys and hit them with the plank again. I check the time and it was a few minutes past 11. I removed the cardigan I was wearing and gave it to her.

Though my house wasn't from there but it'll be a bad suggestion suggesting going to my place.

I had no choice than to take her to my room and parlor self contained after futile effort of making her say her address or her name. She cried till we got home.

I showed her the bathroom, and after that prepared her a hot tea.. I gave her one of my knickers because my trousers was rather too big for her.

I showed her where to sleep.. After watching her sleep. I went to the kitchen a took a knife.
I wasn't done with those guys.

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