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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kagame Sends 18 Chinese Back To China As He Takes No Nonsense by CalciumB3: 2:05pm On Jun 02, 2020
if Buhari fit do this thing, I no go chop beans again
Health / Re: I Found This In My Sister's Bag. What's The Uses? by CalciumB3: 5:24pm On May 29, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:
LOOK AT THIS SCOUNDREL WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SEARCH ANYBODY'S PROPERTIES?
you get pikin at all?
Health / Re: I Found This In My Sister's Bag. What's The Uses? by CalciumB3: 12:19pm On May 29, 2020
ChybuzzDD:


I guess there's no Google in your phone, bros?
You Nigerians know everything about and see everything as typhoid, yet you don't care to know the names of the common drugs you've been taking for it.

...what's the name....? Even when the name is clearly written there??

What if we tell you she's taking drugs for HIV, will you believe it?

I don't usually have a liking for lazy youths.
if you know you don't have any meaningful contribution, is it a must to comment? you just jumped on a thread and started vomiting trash.. let's be guided please, Ogun oni pawa oo

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Health / Re: Man Electrocuted To Death In Aba Few Weeks To Traditional Wedding (Graphic Pic) by CalciumB3: 10:44am On May 29, 2020
chai
Health / Re: I Found This In My Sister's Bag. What's The Uses? by CalciumB3: 10:43am On May 29, 2020
the pics aren't uploading oo
Health / Re: I Found This In My Sister's Bag. What's The Uses? by CalciumB3: 10:38am On May 29, 2020
pics.

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Health / I Found This In My Sister's Bag. What's The Uses? by CalciumB3: 10:37am On May 29, 2020
I found this medicine in my sister's bag, she didn't tell anyone anything. am just worried because the drugs are plenty and it shows that she has been using them for a long period of time. please what's the name and what's the uses of it??
Literature / Re: Gone For Good by CalciumB3: 11:40pm On Feb 25, 2020
I knew this was my cue to move, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Too many questions had just popped up into my brain for me to be able to function.
His eyes moved back to the Master and he let out a low his.
"It's gotten stronger," The man remarked, "And you let it out just for me, I might blush."
This monstrous Peter lurched forward until they were so close a pencil couldn't drop between them. They stared each other down for a second before Peter buried his teeth into the master's shoulder.
The man let out a howl equally as inhuman as Peter's and lunged back. As they fought I saw a flash of the master's eyes, jet black. Why should I be surprised?
I snapped out of my trace and ran for the shed, pulling the nail and slipping in the door.
"Tanner, Maddox, Payton can you guys hear me?" I whispered into the darkness.
"Tarpi?" I heard a small voice say. It used to drive me crazy that they insisted on using my last name, since it sounded funny, but at this moment I was only relieved.
"Yeah, it's me. I need you guys to come with me right now." I couldn't see anybody but I heard small footsteps approach me.
I reached out, feeling three soft mops of hair, relief flooding over me. Turning around I cracked the door open.
Everybody was still trying to wrestle Peter to the ground, unconcerned by what easy going on I've here.
I waved the boys out, whispering for them to run behind the shed so they wouldn't be seen. I followed them out, catching a glimpse of scratches on the walls before locking the door behind me. Hopefully they wouldn't notice they were gone for at least a few hours.
I slipped behind the shed before I could be seen.
"We have to go now," I whispered to the boys as I hoisted the smallest one onto my hip.
They all followed me into the tree line. I could hear the little one sniffling in my ear. With the few days they'd had I couldn't imagine how they'd held themselves together so well. I felt like I was closer to crying than they were.
We circled around until I found the road back. Based on the loud yowling Peter was still putting up one hell of a fight. So I figured we'd be safest on the road than taking our chances with my late night navigation skills.
It was nearly pitch black out but I could still see the outline of the tire tracks.
I stopped the boys and said, "We have to run down this road as fast as we can, but we need to be quiet."
They all nodded, shaggy blond hair bouncing in the faint light. We took off running, our feet making faint pitter patter noises in the smoothed grass.
It was harder than I thought to run with a kid hanging around my neck, but I powered through until the boys began to lose their stamina.
They drew in closer to me, the darkness making all of us very jumpy. I was just relieved that they were all here and alive. That's what mattered.
And I trusted, for whatever reason, that Peter had some idea of what he was doing. He said they wouldn't need them if he was there.
But I pushed the thoughts out of my head. I knew if I thought about I'm him I would cry.
But one of the boys beat me to it. Our little group came to a stop around him.
The oldest, Tanner, whimpered, "They burned the other boys."
I put Payton on the ground and brought the boy into a hug. I wished there was some way for me to unsee all of that for him. But all I could do was get them back to safety.
I picked the boy up. He was remarkably heavier than his little brother, but I gritted my teeth and started walking. We didn't have time to break down just yet.
As we walked to the car I did my best to feel thankful.
Thankful that the boys were alive.
Thankful I was alive.
Thankful my dad was safe.
But what I couldn't shake was the knowledge that I would never see Peter again. And on top of it, how little I knew about the boy I was going to miss so much.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React As Anthony Joshua Applies For Nigeria’s National ID Card by CalciumB3: 10:28pm On Feb 19, 2020
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Crime / Re: Military Officer Beaten Up By Okada Rider In Lagos by CalciumB3: 10:18pm On Feb 19, 2020
This is not good
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Suspect On Aso Rock Director’s Murder by CalciumB3: 10:16pm On Feb 19, 2020
Is the man fulani?
Celebrities / Nigerians React As Anthony Joshua Applies For Nigeria’s National ID Card by CalciumB3: 10:07pm On Feb 19, 2020
[img]Popular heavyweight champion, Anthony Joshua, applying for his National Identification card has generated mixed reactions on social media.
The professional boxer was recently at the National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) office in Abuja, the nation’s capital, for the registration.
The pictures were shared by NIMC of their official Twitter handle with the caption, “Anthony Joshua enrolls for the National Identification Number and issued his NIN sli[/img]

In reaction to the post, many Nigerians were quick to lodge their complaints that since they applied, they were yet to get their NIN number. They opined that Nigerians should be treated equally despite the status.
Some others in their reactions explained how they got their NIN immediately after they enrolled.
See reactions below:-

Celebrities / Re: “my Husband Paid My Bride Price In Full” – Newly Married, Nina Says by CalciumB3: 10:01pm On Feb 19, 2020
E be like say na ghost diswan marry ooo
Celebrities / Re: Anthony Joshua In Sagamu, Visits Akarigbo Of Remo Kingdom by CalciumB3: 9:59pm On Feb 19, 2020
That dude is tall..... Saw him at Epe this morning
Politics / Re: Visa Ban: US Gives Nigeria Conditions For Review Of Policy by CalciumB3: 9:31pm On Feb 19, 2020
Just imagined the type of country NIGERIA was groomed with...


This lifeless man has turned us into Zero..


And to all those supporting this tyrant, I pray that you will go through the same thing Nigeria is going through.....

Amen.

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Literature / Re: "Wole Soyinka And I On Our Way Back To Nigeria" - Prince Adeyinka Success Says by CalciumB3: 10:55pm On Feb 18, 2020
wristbangle:
Welcome home professor and kindly tear their useless green card.

I just love him as he actually kept to his words.

To the disgruntled IPOB members calling him names earlier, you can see he stood by his words hence not speaking from both side of mouths as you clearly states it that such feature represents a typical behaviour of an afonja person.

This is someone that stood for your current agitation and fought for u during Biafra war. Don't you think you people are being ungrateful?

And to those who thinks they are having a field day because Trump won, when the dawn of reality comes hereby de porting your peers who send dollars to bail you atimes from this tough economic situation, na that time una eyes go clear!
Politics / Re: Lucky Omoluwa Is Dead by CalciumB3: 9:50pm On Feb 18, 2020
Josh44s:


Did you even bother to read before you comment? Wasted sperm.
i read the comment Bro.....
Am just gonna ask a question. between that guy and buhari, which one is your first choice to die?
Politics / Re: Lucky Omoluwa Is Dead by CalciumB3: 7:40pm On Feb 18, 2020
Death!!!!!! Where are thou?
Leave this people alone and focus on our leaders..
We pray thee

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Crime / Re: Advice: How Can My Brother Recovery His Money Back ? by CalciumB3: 5:11am On Feb 18, 2020
EMMAUGOH:
Bro He is not stupid but we are trained to listen and have patience. But this doesn't make sense now unlike before, He thinks he is going to recover soon. And it's like a family matter because he knows this people and they see everyday. So like the other guy that tried to sell him same car twice.. The guy have many pending cases bordering on debt .. So he said he didn't want to waste his energy since guy is very broke now and have no business.. They are friends.
ok, can that nigga tries the shii with another person who is not a friend or family? No!!. That's more of the reason your brother May not recover his money.
Crime / Re: Advice: How Can My Brother Recovery His Money Back ? by CalciumB3: 11:18pm On Feb 17, 2020
No Pun.....

Your Bro is just stupid
Politics / Re: Douye Diri And His Deputy Dancing During Bayelsa Praise Night (photos) by CalciumB3: 10:01pm On Feb 17, 2020
That's what we call IJO OPE


I use this medium to pray that all of us will dance joyfully in front of our enemies in Jesus Name
Family / Re: Craziest Lie You Ever Told. by CalciumB3: 9:56pm On Feb 17, 2020
Gwagone:
WTF Lol You guys are not meant for each other Do you still hear from him?
yea Bro. The dude is in Germany

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Family / Re: Craziest Lie You Ever Told. by CalciumB3: 8:17pm On Feb 17, 2020
Gwagone:
WTF
Una sha celebrate that birthday in a unique way
Where is Wasiu by the way?
wasiu was someone living at the back of our house. I once caught him sleeping with our landlord's daughter.. I kuku expose them

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Celebrities / Re: Maryam Booth Nudes: Deezell Sued For N10 Million by CalciumB3: 7:57pm On Feb 17, 2020
bukatyne:
When will people learn to stop letting lovers/friends/themselves record or snap nudes?

If you want to see yourselves banging, do in front of a damn mirror! undecided
ma'am if you can hack the cloud storage, you'll be stunned

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Celebrities / Re: Maryam Booth Nudes: Deezell Sued For N10 Million by CalciumB3: 7:49pm On Feb 17, 2020
Where the nude??

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Family / Craziest Lie You Ever Told. by CalciumB3: 7:47pm On Feb 17, 2020
There was a time my mum asked me to withdraw money from her account. I went to the nearest atm machine and collected 10k.

I was on my way home when I saw a naira bet shop. I went inside.

Brethren, I came outside with 150 naira. I started downloading the lies I'll tell my mum. I came up with a plan, torn my cloth and rubbed my body with sand.

I cried from the place reach house, my mum screamed when she saw me. She asked what happened. I told her that some guys followed me from the atm and collected the money from me and I was also beaten.

I ate and slept. I woke up to the arrival of my dad, my mum had already explained what happened to my dad. I was summoned by my dad. I explained everything to him and what I got I return was a thunderous slap.
"You that Wasiu saw going inside naira bet shop" My dad yelled

I know say I don cast. The beating I received that night was tremendous.. I was beaten blue green.

I no fit forget that day. Unknown to me, that 10k supposed to be the money my mum wanted to give me for my birthday.

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Politics / Re: El-rufa’i Has 83 Certificates From Havard – AbdulHakeem Mustapha SAN by CalciumB3: 7:20pm On Feb 17, 2020
gaskiyamagana:
Jealousy go kill you.
jealous of who

When you die, na stupidity killed you

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Politics / Re: El-rufa’i Has 83 Certificates From Havard – AbdulHakeem Mustapha SAN by CalciumB3: 2:04pm On Feb 17, 2020
OK.... Professor Nasir Hell Rufia

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