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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:34pm On Oct 05, 2025
Na Munoz lack of discipline give you talk.

Congratulations to you cheesy
Centyakam:
How far my guy? 😅
You talk say I go hold L, but look who’s dining with 3pts now 😎
Next time put some respect on your defending champ’s name.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 12:33pm On Oct 05, 2025
Emaprince:
No gree for that guy.

He must not go up.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:42am On Oct 05, 2025
Hope you are not feeling too comfortable with your 11pts lead?

I have two incoming 15 pointers and one 13 pointer by 2pm.

E go do you like fleem when your lead evaporates tongue
Centyakam:
😂😂 My guy, relax oh! Nobody wicked you, na my strategy.
No worry, keep dreaming, na Sunday go settle am. Just make sure you carry tissue, because na you go collect the premium L 😎
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 4:40pm On Oct 04, 2025
Be calming down biko. I get double Palace defence cry
Emaprince:
So he will play tomorrow be that?

Cos my spirit is telling me that he will score his first hattrick against a solid palace.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 4:21pm On Oct 04, 2025
The red mark is active for the next GW not this one.. He is ineligible to play against his parent club in GW8
raumdeuter:
This Grealish don dey turn bad market

He is even missing the game today. Can someone explain why Grealish has a red mark on him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:10pm On Oct 04, 2025
May the favour of the Lord never depart from you as you dey help me send Emaprince to his heavenly ordained position grin


Doing a triple on Leeds United like he has should be valid grounds for immediate relegation in my own very biased opinion cheesy tongue
afrodoc2:
Everywhere just stew. grin grin grin

Easy pickings. Hehehe.

Another favour successfully done.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 1:58pm On Oct 04, 2025
Choosing Xavi Simons over Kudus has to be one of my worst mistakes in my FPL career embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 10:43am On Oct 04, 2025
You will most likely be in relegation places by then at this rate you are going grin
Emaprince:
Lets wait till GW 14 first of all
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:24am On Oct 04, 2025
Just for you to know how personally invested I am in your decline, if by any chance, you are locked in a playoffs fight with any of my GW34-35 opponents and I am firmly rooted in 1-5th spot..


The way I will set up my team against your direct playoffs opponents, walahi FIFA, UEFA, EPL, World Court, CIA, EFCC and co will probe my team selectionsgrin
Emaprince:
Remember we never reach game week 14 abi na 13 as you always said.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:18am On Oct 04, 2025
Only reason Salah is still in my team atm.

Imagine not having a 18 pts haul almost everybody else has, that is an automatic handicap for the rest of the GW, for example, see as my man Emaprince just dey quote the book of lamentations since yesternight grin
McIrx:
Virtually everyone has Semenyo . undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 10:03pm On Oct 03, 2025
First match of the GW and you are already -18pts.

Your descent to the relegation zone after your false start will be taught as a case study in FPL Starter-Pack tutorials for generations to come 😂🤣😂
Emaprince:
This semenyo nondey hear word sha.

I intentionally didnt want to get him back to my team...and the guy just dey bang dey go

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:14pm On Oct 03, 2025
Sensei vs Andersen.

Battle of Defcon monsters grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:32pm On Oct 03, 2025
Why are people so evil? angry

You dash others free 3pts, e reach my turn to eat out of the national cake, you tear wildcard.

Is that how things are supposed to be, ehn Mr Magnificent?

Anyhow you will still hold the L come Sunday evening 🫵🫵
Calibrator:
I don't know what is always wrong with you people.
Why so selfish and so self-centered? angry

If the last person to beat magnificent had stomped the daylight out of him like you want to do, will you see someone to collect free 3 pts from this GW? undecided

He is my opponent next GW and I need you to leave him alive (even if barely) so I can get my share of the cake grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:52pm On Oct 03, 2025
Here we go again angry angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:37pm On Sep 30, 2025
It can only get worse from here onwards grin grin
Emaprince:
Omo...this game don tie wrapper like this.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 10:30am On Sep 30, 2025
It will be 9 pts soon, I am having you for breakfast on GW8 grin grin
iamoyindamola:
As you are moving up and down we no go hear word again
To think na only 3 points separate us, I hope you keep same energy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:55am On Sep 30, 2025
This one that Brutallion is shadowing me up and down the two H2H League tables. I doubt if he will still be able to see my brake lights by GW14 sha tongue


See as Admin is languishing in relegation places, is it time to start discussing who will be the FA Cup Admin for the next season? grin

Emaprince is probably thinking his form can't get worse than this but trust me bro, there is still room for regression cheesy grin

Now where is Magnificent, come closer, I promise I won't bite, I just want my 3pts cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:40am On Sep 30, 2025
Weekly Update: Nairaland FA Cup and Bongo FA Cup tables after GW6

FC Hojuholape finally getting into stride?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:06pm On Sep 29, 2025
Here is to hoping today is one of those increasingly rare days Beto remembers the primary responsibility of a striker is to put the ball in the back of the net 🤲🤲
RomanceRe: I Need Hookup In Mushin. by Calibrator: 3:56pm On Sep 29, 2025
I am telling you that the opportunity to approach is there and your last statement is an indicator you don't know how to woo ladies. You can approach and collect contact details which will take less than five minutes if you know what you are doing in the daytime, then do the familiarising process at night through the phone when both of you close from work and see where it leads to.

Each to his own. smiley
5thHorseman:
You expect someone like me to start wooing ladies that are going to work😂😂😂

In this busy Lagos😂😂😂 it can only work at night bro but you won’t see any. Tbvh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 3:54pm On Sep 29, 2025
I get am before no be property, no be by how far but how well tongue
Ibime:
Stop capping, I won the league as recently as 2022, finishing top 7000 in the world

Have you entered top 100,000 before?

COVID season when I won FA Cup, I still finished top 50,000 in the world
RomanceRe: I Need Hookup In Mushin. by Calibrator: 3:29pm On Sep 29, 2025
Where we go to repair cars or are you talking about another place?

Same axis that link to the famed Ladipo international spare parts market and several other factories where females of several ages pass to work morning and evening shifts?

Do you know how many female apprentices cum female shop attendants are in Amu/Cash building materials market alone?

For every thirty minutes, you spend in this particular environment you just mentioned, you will see at least five approachable female for a guy of 25 years but I guess you don't have any game because everything you just wrote up there is an excuse to hide your inadequate wooing game.

Get your game up!
5thHorseman:
Mechanic street, cash, amu. Those places be like rural area. No betting shop, no better mart except bokku. Make I Dey mention Dey go?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:31pm On Sep 29, 2025
I get am before no be property.

Win the League and FA Cup this season to earn your stripes, the previous wins in the era of black and white TV are now relegated to history.

Do it in 4k resolution era grin
Ibime:
While paper tigers are beating chest over FA Cup, Ipukulu are quietly positioned 2nd in the main league and top 60k in the world, ready to mount an assault on the league

Think about it, with over 1,000 players in the main NL league, the average player will only win the league once every 1,000 years. Ipukulu has already won it twice and insha'Allah mounting a 3rd challenge this season. 4 FA Cup medals already hang in their trophy room as well, insha'Allah it will be 5 this season.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:27pm On Sep 29, 2025
cry cry
OAM4J:
It's still too early to tell. We will access your performances quarterly if we should allow you to continue to play or just relegate you immediately. So let's see your standings at GW 10, 20 and 30, if you are still above average by GW30, then we will let you play to the end... but you must not win. Instead of you to win we will cancel the game for this season, if you vex you can go to Fantasy court and explain there tire grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 1:45pm On Sep 29, 2025
You know the funniest thing? grin

I lost my first two GW matches but as it stands, I am going to be above both of you at the end of this GW.

Can't relegate with you lots below me on the table, can I? tongue
OAM4J:
lol, my brother just accept your L jejely and move on. Even without the goal from Gabriel, I will still be ahead of you, all my defenders are defcon merchants and the goal threat and clean sheet possibilities of Gabriel is the reason I invested more than 6M to get him. Also it's true you still have Grealish to play, while I also still have Ndiaye and Tarkowski to play, all having good chances of hauling points apart from hard luck. We both deployed our WC this GW, so accepting that you got a clear and clean L from me should not be hard. grin

I feel you sa... but please do all in your power to donate your seat at the bottom to Calibrator, that boy no sabi wash hand and so cannot sit and eat with the elders at the top of the table. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 1:21pm On Sep 29, 2025
Pain, is that you?
You are sliding down to your rightful position at the bottom of the table so I can understand why you are grasping at straws to stay afloat, not that it will help you much sha, you are still going to the bottom of the table regardless tongue

Have you ever won any League or Cup before in your FPL career?

These are from the previous season.

Show me your level.

What did you win in 2024/2025 FPL? grin

Emaprince:
You no be my levels.

You belong to carling. So it doesnt count as luck. Its masterclass.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator:
Same luck you had in the GW1 and won your tie against me with one point?
Emaprince:
This brutallion just get luck anyhow ....

Just when I thought I still stand a chance of turning around the tie if Grealish come good tomorrow, his Gabriel, whom was giving him 2pts scored a late winner to ammass 13pts for him. Smh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:00pm On Sep 28, 2025
I don't know what is always wrong with you people.
Why so selfish and so self-centered? angry

If the last person to beat magnificent had stomped the daylight out of him like you want to do, will you see someone to collect free 3 pts from this GW? undecided

He is my opponent next GW and I need you to leave him alive (even if barely) so I can get my share of the cake grin cheesy
raumdeuter:
Magnificent or is it Magnet they call you

See as I finish am

Unless Takowski grab 16points tomorrow

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator:
Was hoping to sneak up a few spots in OR cry
Ibime:
E fly you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:08pm On Sep 28, 2025
I need Dan Burn to do two more defensive headers for me.
I don't like leaving points on the table tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:15pm On Sep 28, 2025
Nothing concern me with Fulham clean sheets oooo.

I prefer a consistent 4pts Defcon defender over one who bring in 6pts with CS in 3/6 matches
iamoyindamola:
As in
The guy is a sure banker, the other guy is this agbadou in wolves just that they concede hel of goals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:09pm On Sep 28, 2025
Andersen and Defcon pts

Feels nice knowing there is a base 4pts as long as he starts a match grin

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