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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:05pm On Jan 08
Third time I will be the GW highest scoring manager in the FA Cup.

Going to be in the top half of the FA Cup for the first time this season. grin


6ixT8, are you ready for what is coming your way next GW? 🫵
Calibrator:
Highest scoring manager for the second GW this season.

Risen up to sixth on the Nairaland League log.


Winter is coming, FC Hojuholape remembers angrytongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 12:20pm On Jan 08
There are many managers who fear to play against chips, I am not one of them, in fact I won't have it any other way.

I want you to deploy all available weapons in your arsenal this GW so when I am done whopping you, all you will feel is resignation at the fact that there was simply nothing you could have done to prevent your defeat. cheesy grin
6ixT8:
You no dey fear? Me wey dey hot sotey my team on autopilot dey give these paper tigers a run for the panic. I'm unstoppable, hotter than Arteta's Arsenal.

For this insolence, I'll ensure you got served a memorable watowotow, when I unleash a chip on your arssss.

I will be coming on y'all asses that nearly decorated me with 007 hell of shame.

Gandoki, I will see off your lucky arss in playoff

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:55am On Jan 08
If you aren't there, where were you? grin cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:38am On Jan 08
Been operating with a 95m squad all season.

When I said at the beginning of the season that I care less about stacking premium players and don't bother about fully maximising my budget by leaving 3m in the bank back then..... They called me a paper tiger grin cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:35pm On Jan 07
Changed it months ago.

I am patiently waiting for you in the playoffs, this I will keep reminding you so you won't say the whopping took you unaware cheesy
iamoyindamola:
Do you think changing badge everyweek will make us fear you grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:25pm On Jan 07
GW22..... You are next! 🫵
6ixT8:
My bad. Is the digging necessary grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:19pm On Jan 07
All doubters will be converted to fanatics and staunch believers in FC Hojuholape angry
Calibrator:
Seven points off the playoffs now.

In this race for playoffs spot, I no even panic because my OR is comfortably in the top 3 of the whole H2H League combined.

Once you are unlucky to be tied with same points with me by GW35, you are on a long thing.

How do I plan on sneaking in from current position of 16th you are probably thinking......

E go shock some people haters grin

Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 8:24pm On Jan 07
I am not the one who posted it, I am just asking you if you can get me that exact Sony Ht-s100f posted in the initial post for 60k?

Same model and condition of use as posted.
deardevil:
Am not trying to down grade your business and am.sorry if I am but I think that fare you quoted is way to high cause I dey use am and buy for my friend way need something like that for the same alaba for 60k
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Calibrator: 3:22pm On Jan 07
Exact type and same condition of use?

Say God?
deardevil:
Wait this sound bar for that price ..... I can get sane for yiu at the same Alaba for 60k
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:50am On Jan 06
I am more of a twitter guy.

I only visit Nairaland to troll my fantasy league friends, mingle with my TV series friends and hunt for sweet deals on the clearance thread.

The fantasy thread is the only thread on my "followed topics".


Shey you don dey understand now? grin
Emaprince:
That guy dey sleep on fantasy thread grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden, Harris Declared Maduro Wanted "Dead Or Alive" & Placed $25M Bounty On Him by Calibrator: 4:47pm On Jan 05
To get to the highest political office in any country takes a lot of resources and financial alliances need to be made with benefactors which always comes with terms and conditions.

You should be able to put the rest together.
yahaya1:
I actually need an enlightenment. What would make a president of one of the largest producers of oil in the world be engaging in drugs dealing? What is the wisdom behind this kind of act?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 3:54pm On Jan 05
You lost on GW10 and just lost again this past GW20.

Which maths teacher taught you a winning run of GW11 to GW19 equal total number of 10 GWs.


You want to INEC us abi? cheesy grin
6ixT8:
Let it be know for the record, that the 68Wolverine has been inducted in to the hall of fame for a record 10 consecutive victories. cool

I was on course to victory yesterday, but the turn of event was one I'm glad to trade off for FPL point as Gunner.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:58pm On Jan 05
You sef still dey my agenda but make I qualify for playoffs first.

I will resume the weekly update by GW30, na that time gangan calculations and permutations for playoffs spots will start grin
iamoyindamola:
grin grin
Emaprince will come back stronger, you guys under-rated him
See raumdeuter and timbros that was topping before where are they now.
It's a marathon, btw why did you stop updating the thread?
When I was 19th you were giving me back to back update saying I will relegate. Abeg maintain the same energy before I reason your case and ibime
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 2:30pm On Jan 05
The last name on that your list should also be further prosecuted for giving fans false hopes at the beginning of the season
iamoyindamola:
Them suppose sack oasisx , griffon and Emaprince for bad performance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:54am On Jan 05
Manchester United don finally sack Amorim grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:57am On Jan 05
He won the first leg in the FA Cup GW1 with a single point and said @ bolded.... Where is that calibrator that was yabbing my grealish? I say : give me that guy every week...and I will coast to the title before xmas.


Since then I have gone on to beat the living daylight out of him twice. Once in the Bongo FA Cup 74-64 and again in Nairaland FA Cup second leg 60-34.

Not to forget that when I was going through a rough run of form and he was enjoying his false start to the season.
I promised him that soon he won't see my brake lights on the table, which is presently true because in the FA Cup, I am 6 pts ahead of him with overall ranking 133pts difference ahead of him to boot.
Even the Bongo FA Cup we are both in, I am topping the entire table at No1 position and he is in 14th.

With these lengthy points of mine, I hope I have been to convince and not confuse you that me and Emaprince are not mates in this fantasy league universe. cheesy grin

TheStrongest:
oh! That means una never meet for second leg in the FA cup..
Who won the first leg?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 5:55am On Jan 05
They not like us.


Emaprince go think say first image na calendar grin

Ibime:
If you haven't crossed 1,200 points like me and my nigha Calibrator, hide your face

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 9:28pm On Jan 04
Halfway through the season finale of Stranger Things S5 and yet to see where the fault is.


Just like audiences who thought they could have written a better ending to GOT.
Consumers will watch you build up an engaging cinematic universe from scratch and rather than sit back and let you keep entertaining them, halfway through, they start getting creative ideas about how your IP should round up proceedings, if you go against popular ick, they will come for your head.

Thank heavens, artistic creatives are one of the most stubborn set of people on earth, nothing gets to them, na their mind they go do.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 8:27pm On Jan 04
My Dias no kuku dey field again grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:40pm On Jan 04
By the way, where is my Lord Brutallion? cheesy

He has taken so many Ls this season, it is almost like he is related by blood to LL Cool J grin
raumdeuter:
This is what I signed up for. Thats why we want people who engage throughout the season to be in the league

Whats the fun in beating a person wey no dey even post here to banter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:22pm On Jan 04
Omo e be like say this season rivalry and banter dey on steroids ooo.

Nobody is safe on these streets grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:16pm On Jan 04
Even if the person you are trolling with this post lose two consecutive GWs, he will still be ahead of you on the table, hope you know?

Just a reminder ooooo.
Emaprince:
Manage win this GW first, cos its looking like your opp is on your arse.

We will be here qhen you start dropping again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:07pm On Jan 04
GW21 is personal angry
iykmora:
Rookie, Noise maker extraordinaire. You think this is pangolo FA cup wey you dey take ppl cruise. Welcome to reality! 🙄🙄🙄
angry angry

iykmora:
Demote him already... angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:20pm On Jan 04
cheesy
Emaprince:
Its not over until its over.

Cherki hattrick against Chelsea incoming

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:09pm On Jan 04
Don't mind those novices, once they are lucky to grab a few early season GWs lucky wins before the OGs can get into their stride, they think they are the real real.

Water will always find its level sha.

Form is temporary and class is permanent. grin
iamoyindamola:
That's why you always relegate, no chill at all🤣🤣🤣
You should be keeping players for at least 5 GWs anything can happen apart from haaland, Tiago,DCL and woods when fit are budget friendly delivering CFs
Less risk with high productivity, haaland have been dropping blanks but we are still captaining him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 6:01pm On Jan 04
So you people will say you all can't see that my H2H contest against Emaprince is no longer a fair fight but a massacre.

Is it until I kpai him before you people will beg me to stop abi grin
Emaprince:
Double assist. Grealish.

Where is that calibrator that was yabbing my grealish?

I say : give me that guy every week...and I will coast to the title before xmas.
Emaprince:
Na game week 8 the winner of the title go emerge?

Even if I was playing you this week, I go still trash you.

I really hope every team I'm playing has john doe associated to it.

I really wish

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Calibrator: 3:20pm On Jan 04
Share location, you deserve a couple of gifts from the Gulf of Guinea, you cinema bandit! undecided
Silentgroper:
I started GOT from season 3 ..

Never seen 1 and 2 till date ..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 1:50pm On Jan 04
Pardon my intrusion into your physiology if my comments got under your skin.

I only meant to wipe the floor with you this GW not offend you grin
Emaprince:
You are chatting crap.

Its 11 vs 11. There is no extra points coming from bench or tripling of captain points.

Stop making excuses ahead of your inevitable loss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:53am On Jan 04
🤝🤝
tshabalala:
In all try and secure all 3 points cry cry cry cry cry
Emaprince must finish 1st from the bottom.. That is my only agenda going forward.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 11:09am On Jan 04
With wildcard, you are basically given the chance to overhaul your entire squad to maximise your points potential as compared to your opponent who is given one free transfer to maximise his if he doesn't activate same.


You understand Logic so? undecided
Emaprince:
Wildcard does not boost points. Its just a change of some players

No points enhancement.

Stop shitting in your panties
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 9:46am On Jan 04
Wildcard is not a chip?

Na disk? cheesy

Wait till 8pm to see what I have planned for you this GW grin
Emaprince:
Wild card is not BB or TC. So chill. Its just an overhaul of personells.

You gon get this work, anyway.
Emaprince:
You get luck say I buy Gabriel, and still benched him, because I was thinking that he wouldnt start, since he is just coming back from injury
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2025/2026 by Calibrator: 7:48am On Jan 04
So he later deployed chip true true, not like it will stop what is coming for him sha grin cheesy
Calibrator:
Emaprince, you better deploy a chip to make your impending defeat a bit face-saving.

I don't want what happened in FA Cup GW15 fixtures to repeat itself grin

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