₦airaland Forum

Emaprince:
Omo if I had not gone for this free hit....I for demolish my opponent sef.

Sar and munoz hauling again.

All my keepers (areola and allison) had clean sheets.

Might?

Or most definitely will.

StarchAndBanga:
Haaland might get bonus points to make him level on same points with Joao Pedro

tshabalala:
You're not doing bad this gw.
You'll get your team together soon.

Calibrator:
I simply can't afford to lose this weekend

Palmer and Saka are both out.... I am putting my funds in fixed deposit pending their return to full fitness

StarchAndBanga:
U would have to fill ur team with cheap defenders(4.0/4.5) and cheap midfielders (4.5/5.0/5.5) to accommodate both..

Good luck to u though if u are okay with the rest of ur team after putting all ur money on Salah/Haaland

Are they mutually exclusive?

StarchAndBanga:
U sold Haaland and brought in Salah vs Arsenal?

Press Conference Report: FC Hojuholape.

The manager of Fc Hojuholape, Monseiur Calibrator held his weekly presser this morning where he allayed concerns about the team start to the season, he promised to turn around the fortune of the team starting this gameweek and to show commitment to his aforementioned promise, he broke the news of several new arrivals to the team with the most prompt of them being Mohammed Salah, the Egyptian FPL King who will wear the captain armband for this week and foreseeable future.
His parting message verbatim was "To our fans, the best of times is about to begin and to our opponents, your season is about to get worse"

I simply can't afford to lose this weekend

Gandoki dey chill with 6 points from two GWs.

Na me get hitlist, na me come dey receive hitting at the moment.

Fear my comeback!!!!!!!! 🫵🫵🫵🫵

iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣🤣

iamoyindamola:
So calibrator chop moro back to back
🤣🤣🤣
How's tshabalala doing btw

Lost two matches in a row and dem wan tear my shirt because I am showing faux humility after my losses

Me that I am giving you people a headstart so I won't get bored easily when I get into my stride

Fear my comeback!

timbros:
Na only GW2 and dem don recalibrate dis wan... See shalaye everywhere

Rarre:

Or Gakpo on the bench so as to put more Liverpool bodies in middle of the pitch to counter Newcastle combative midfielders then come in the latter stages for a 1 pointer

Calibrator:
Gakpo red card will gift me the unlikeiest of unlikely victories in FPL history and put my FA Cup detractors to shame 🤲🤲

Gakpo red card will gift me the unlikeiest of unlikely victories in FPL history and put my FA Cup detractors to shame 🤲🤲

You might be right... You might be wrong but only way to find out though.

GW35-38 playoffs, I know I will be there, will you? 🫵🫵

OAM4J:
If I am to advise you, I will say throw in the towel. just accept that you are a paper tiger and you only belong to lower leagues



Is there any need to wait? I think 2 game weeks is enough to determine his relegation.

This is not about FA Cup but issues with my team selections.
If I had lost with 70-80 pts, then I will have credited my loss to the difficulty of the league but my points for the two GWs no be am at all.

No excuses for the losses but Fear my comeback!

iamoyindamola:
You know this before making mouth
You they fight relegation bro , we warned you fa cup no be seresere

Not the ideal start to the season but the season mission remains the same.

He who laugh last, laughs best!

Calibrator:
Gw8 to GW 15, I face all the names on my hitlist in a consecutive sequence.


That one too good nau

Emaprince:
Na game week 8 the winner of the title go emerge?

Even if I was playing you this week, I go still trash you.

I really hope every team I'm playing has john doe associated to it.

I really wish

My starting gk has 6pts but I should be beating myself up because Pickford saved a pk and on 12pts.

E be like say you are new to FPL.
Like I said earlier yesterday, let's see if you are above me by GW8

Emaprince:
This nigga benched pickford.

9 million plus FPL players.
Of course, there will be weekly glory chasers with unpredictable picks and stuff. Note the team ID and go back to check the team progress in GW19

timbros:
Shebi na person triple captain Timber out of the blue laidis?

How come?

My FA Cup GW2 opp is hell bent on snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. 🤧🤧

Sensei Haaland 🤲🤲

Calibrator:
Lord Haaland... One of your hattricks please 🤲🤲

Am I tripping or your opponent really captained Henderson, Crystal Palace goalkeeper? 😯

timbros:
Joao Pedro (C)

Because Joao will be the only high scoring player this week and all my assets will blank?

Not your fault sha..
You don't see lucky win last GW.
Let's see if you are still above me by GW 8

PrinceEma:
Another JP assist.



I wish I can play you evrry week.

Palmer

I know you won't let me down 🤝

afrodoc2:
I will try my best to do him a favour but i made a mistake with my transfer this week.

Imperator Afrodoc, do me a favour this GW and extend your favour to my boss underneath the quote

afrodoc2:
Oasis no vex. Na favour i do you o.

OAM4J:
If only you or your opponent that defeated you was my opponent, I will be having 3 points in my bag now.

So you no get mouth for my loss

Gyokeres owners are about to have a 90 mins player.... Havertz is injured

Damsgaard GW1 absence just cost me a free transfer.

That means one more chance before I kick this £10m underperforming fraud out

Calibrator:
Prince Bukayo Saka.... What do you have for me?

Me relegate?
To relegate, you have to consistently lose your H2H and most importantly, have relatively low total score compared to your fellow bottom benchers.

Ask where I came from to make play-offs last season Carling Cup... I spent 2/3 of the season with the third highest score in the 15-20th position and still made it to the final.


Seems like you are not familiar with my game

TheStrongest:
The way you dey make mouth, you fit relegate before GW30 😂😂😂