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Grealish is not match fit, a 80+ sub at best and Beto is a 70+ impact sub.

I don't rap but ama wrap this tie up real quick tonight and that is a bar I am dropping so high for you to reach

Emaprince:
Phoenix will rise..my team astounding/ my opp..I quickly oust him/
Circles will be seen around him/ ..defeated rout-ly/ my win resounding/
..eyes bulging..cos it'd be like a punch to this micky mouse teeth/
Now, he raising shoulders, cos I'm neck and neck ...with this ...mouthy/

Emaprince, you are not on my hitlist so believe me when I say I am truly sorry in advance for what is about to hit you tomorrow

To whoever it may concern

Prince Bukayo Saka.... What do you have for me?

Where is Damsgaard?

Yup, that is me.

Any problem?

momosboiz:
na you be this?

Be calming down biko.
Some of us still have more than 5 players yet to play including your Ndiaye

weedtaker:
No.1 so far

Ndiaye got something special for me on Monday

Salah who?

Calibrator:
Haaland masterclass coming up tomorrow

Lord Haaland... One of your hattricks please 🤲🤲

You dey disguise.
Joy wan wound you abi?

Na marathon sha.
You fit later end up with W3 D5 L30

tshabalala:
Minteh with a disallowed goal too

Am I really getting relegated this season

On your bench....
Keeper 2.

Defender 3

One defender in-play presently keeping CS.

Lastly, Everton main playmaker still to play on Monday..


Were you expecting players you deem worthy of being benched to score hattricks for you on Gw1?

tshabalala:
Bench boost in the mud

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Haaland masterclass coming up tomorrow

iamoyindamola:
You go explain tire

It is an edited version of the initial Salah slander I posted in the 90th minute

OAM4J:
Are you crying so early? with only one match played?

Who is beating you early like this?

hahahaha... You go cry tire

Papertiger feeling funky

Gw8 to GW 15, I face all the names on my hitlist in a consecutive sequence.


That one too good nau

Are we still playing Fantasy Premier League or we don pivot to Rap Fantasy League?

Ibime:
Its my job to be King. . . and the job of minions to hate/
A King is used to dissenters. . . when his dominion is great/
Some Paper tigers wanna sit in my place/
4 FA Cups and 2 league titles. . . . they can't even relate/
Ibi got no plans to vacate the throne/
Ipukulu crocodiles known for breaking bones/
If we losing any game. . . the coach will change his tone/
And shout "pass Ibi the ball. . . let him take us home"/

I doubt if you can watch full 90 mins replay of a football match without getting bored (assuming you have been provided with info about the final score) but those who watched the match in real time would have had no issues with the same 90 mins even stretching into 120 mins including extra time.

The utility derived from a TV series in its present run time is vastly different from what is obtainable when you get to watch it years after it was concluded.

The Originals, which someone posted about pages back, none of us watched it for the action at the period it was airing, we were looking ahead to the next episode to know how the dynamics between the different characters will play out, how the Mikealson family will crack whatever obstacles they were facing at that point in time.

Such feeling gets diluted when you binge watch and applicable to majority of "old" shows.

FergieRaww:
Yes you’re correct but a bad show is a bad show my brother …

Merlin was a hot stuff during it’s run but even it’s diehard fans of then rewatching the show now will confirm it’s just p0o with bad acting…

Compare that with a show like OZ released in 1997 or Sopranos still holds it’s ground firmly today, so a bad show is a bad show irrespective of it’s popularity back in the days

We already did days back

Pharoh:
Yeah i don't understand the classic cup league, it is there or i should just create a new one to be on the safe side.

Bongo FA Cup(H2H)
https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/mmlinh

P.S . . Now i understand it with the changes this year, normal classic league enters a cup format in week 30+ depending on the number of teams.

You posted same link twice

Pharoh:
Here are the codes for the bongo leagues, saw that it renewed but this is for new members.

Bongo Premier League (Classic)
https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/w5rpy1

Bongo Premier League Cup (H2H)
https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/w5rpy1

Novice wey beat me for Carling Cup final last season? 🧐

Infact for you in particular, it is not enough for me to collect six points from you this season, I want to see you relegated too! 😒🫵

tshabalala:
You guys should pity novice like me

As we near Gw1 deadline.....
Exclusive reports reaching us at this point in time, is that the managers of the following teams: Gandoki, Brutallion, Monkey de luffy, Timbros and Bourne007 fearing impending embarrassing FA Cup defeats are actively engaged in a round table meeting in a race against the 18.30 deadline discussing how to present a united front before FC Hojuholape to plead for a truce but the manager of FC Hojuholape, Monseiur Calibrator, being one never to let go of a grudge has emphatically and unequivocally rejected any notion of truce... In his words "Hand must touch each and everyone on my hitlist and it must be said that I take no pleasure nor comfort in what must be done but a man gotta do what a man gotta do"

Have you thought about "bias" in your retrospective review of "old" TV series?

Binge watching years after release can never measure up to the "you have to be there next week" thrill.

I am presently watching Better Call Saul Season 6 so I know one or two things about what I am talking about.

Shalom!

FergieRaww:
Omo i no get the energy to drag back and forth with anybody why their Originals is the best Supernatural show on TV..

I haven’t seen Prison break until few months ago and i came to this thread to say my own piece about it and some people started crying in my mentions lol 😂

Ibime, right?

FPL algorithm should do its thing on Friday.
I want to be drawn against him in Gw1 then.

Seems like I need to set the tone early this season

OAM4J:
It's good as I remain No1 on your list... Stay at alert o. If you doze for a second, I would have relegated you before you wake up.

And watch out for Ibime too... He can singlehandedly relegate you also, he will make you destabilize your team and your team will remain unbalanced for many game weeks before recovering

That is where you are wrong

All I have to do is not lose to any of the teams on my hitlist in the FA Cup

Brutallion
Gandoki
Bourne007
Monkey luffy
Timbros

iamoyindamola:
For your sake just go unbeaten

Thanks for the confirmation.

Hand will touch you very soon 👌🤝🫵

iamoyindamola:
Are you looking for Awalokan?
Yes i am monkey d luffy the straw hat man

Why did you change your team name without public notice?

Please don't make me waste my precious fantasy ICB missiles on the wrong targets..... Are you Monkey de luffy?

iamoyindamola:
I prepare my team to get maximum score now, when I first started I usually prepare my team to best my opponent that's why my classic league position is always low

What is your team name?

I still have a few empty slots on the hitlist 😏😒

TheStrongest:
you get hit list ke?? 😂😂😂...

Do Everything possible to make sure say you no flop this season, because it will be hot for you..

Are you sure I no miss your team too?
Your name looks familiar 🧐🧐

E be like say you don collect three points from me in one H2H laddiat last season.


Let me check my hitlist.
Did you by any chance play in "League of Champions" last season? 😏😏

Bourne007:
All these names wey you dey mention, you mean business this season ọ 😃

tshabalala think he is sleek.... I missed one name on the list.

GANDOKI FC.. Come and collect Bongo code.


None of those who beat me in any playoffs last season or any previous seasons will escape what is coming this season 🫵🫵

Calibrator:
Create am abegi.

If it is not much trouble, please include the Bongo regulars like Kirey Stars, momo boiz, awalokan and Brutallion there by all possible means.

I get generational FPL beef with the above teams

Make incoming 2025/2026 FA Cup winner watch his back ke?
When I plan on walking backwards this season so I can keep track of my opps in real time

OAM4J:
See with this your mouth, if you no make Top-8 (play off), I will move a vote for your relegation back to Carling cup and majority will support me.

So watch your back every week