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Are you daft. Does the happiest day of her life says she should dress naked for the wedding? That was a big lesson to so many others that are planning to dress that way too. There is no room for such intentional act in the house of God. You can wear that to a party pls

priscaoge: The Pastor went too far,haba he would have warned them when he saw the so called "Half Dress" she was putting on,he should have told them that if dats wat τ̲̅ђe lady is gonna wear,then no wedding instead of asking τ̲̅ђe remaining part of τ̲̅ђe dress. Seriously its not funny. Τ̲̅ђe happiest day of their lives aπϑ U̶̲̥̅̊ toiled with it? Its really really painful.

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The girl is lying, period. She's just cooking up all those Motherless stories for the interest of their Shop and probably her Known Madam too.

If i be Oprah, I'll feel the same way too especially when i want to buy something i saw and liked then the sales girl will be giving me an option without bringing what i actually wanted.

There's so much meaning to that. It's obvious

@POSTER

which planet earth you dey? eh?

have you seen what our so called married women wear these days? You better wash your eyes off from the young girls before i go loose my temper on you.

infact, even the married women with children pump their breast anyhow.

michelin89:
Let's make efforts with our spelling and grammar.

meaning? mechiline tyre

nonsence post

the right age is

8 years or

85 years

tnx

@ Op

Those we think good
might be the worst

Appearance is deceiving
Deceived not by it
Many wear innocent face
which is not realistic
with it people are deceived
To win peoples approval

Think and stop judging by appearance
which has misled most of you guys
and compelled you to take wrong deceisions

There is nothing to lean on in appearance
for they are deceiving

tnx

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]I Wouldn't Need to sweat Over Yo type Love -- U could go all way fighting to have me  

Cheap Nigerian Asss!   [/color]

come make i fight to have you nah. Boy, but you auglt oooooooo

lefulefu:
PUTS UP OBITUARY BOARD

see who dey talk. Attention seeker

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=815562.msg9697061#msg9697061 date=1323087468]is this thread about London based NIgerian  guys (Moi     )  or  homebased Nigerian guys (Ugly fuglys     )? [/quote]are you a London based guy or London based cork?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=817838.msg9697069#msg9697069 date=1323087549]slimyem <<<<<< Dracula is awake  [/quote]are you a guy or a CORK?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Yup! Cos she sounds Single and lonely -- Why not help out the Poor Gurl?  [/color]

why are all these amature boys in DISTRESS just because i told them what they've got

Tiny Joystick
Short Joystick
Smelling Body and Armpit
Sand Papered Flat Nyansh
Bad Breath
Rough Moustach
Rough hairs on the chest and legs
Dirty nails
Shapeless


Make i go break.


Oya am back

baloon navel
smelling boxer
cartapillar head
pot belly + lizard waist (imagine)

make i go lunch

Ehisod:
Nigerians !!! na wa o! Na same sex marriage be our problem for dis country? There are so many important legislations and reports that have refused to see the light of day. Yet see the speed wen this bill take pass. Yeye senate and their president.

Dont worry, very soon your brothers and sisters, wife or husband go soon begin practice am. fool

bekay911:
Speechless!!!!!

why na?

Yorisb:
Who's 'call-me' again kwa?

you will know who Call-Me is any day/time you mess up here

nawtiichic:
@OP the reasons are simple:

low self esteem
&
inferiority complex
, ive met a couple of low-life black men who feel a sense of achievement having knocked up a white woman regardless of her appearance or character,  its really quite pathetic 

i dey your back. The correct oyibo girls dont even notice naija guys or see their faces let alone to marry them.

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=815562.msg9683495#msg9683495 date=1322902403]Is that question for call me[/quote]@190, please ask him oooooooooooooooo

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=815562.msg9683388#msg9683388 date=1322901286]BIN AROUND

HOWS YOUR HUSBAND MR CORK[/quote]Cork he is gradually repenting

lefulefu getting on my nerves, he's annoying "Attention Seeker"

[quote author=$ugardaddy link=topic=815562.msg9683335#msg9683335 date=1322900559]@call-me
wel, if you don't have an idea of what a short d.i.c.k is @ your finger tips, then you really can't complain because it's relative.
for the records, i once bleeped a lady that made so much noise like call-me & ileke-idi  for close to 2 hours non-stop with my "short" joystick until she practically  passed  out (sic) for like 10secs. it's the scariest sexcapade i've ever indulged in till date and you are there calling some di.c.ks short? it all depends on who is carrying what![/quote]so long as you are loaded with cashhhhhh, the shortness or tiny J.S can be managed just to make you feel important

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=815562.msg9679598#msg9679598 date=1322843049]Call  me

do u remember me[/quote]i've missed you so much. Where have you been?

[quote author=$ugardaddy link=topic=815562.msg9683261#msg9683261 date=1322899467]@call me, ileke-idi, et al
Ok, now saying a joystick is short is ambiguous. In metres or inches, what do refer to as a short joystick?[/quote]ask lefulefu and your fellow guys

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=814658.msg9682512#msg9682512 date=1322877831]FALLS FROM BED[/quote]yes i do

they scream and shout just to make you feel they are enjoying your short joystick man

[quote author=$ugardaddy link=topic=815562.msg9682896#msg9682896 date=1322891842]@call-me
This is why I don't listen to naija babes whenever they are screaming & shouting while  being bleeped. You said my d.i.c.k was hitting your fu.c.k.i.n.,g  w.o.m.b the last time, now  it's suddenly short & tiny on NL abi [/quote]

lefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

he's disgusting

For me is their


Tiny Dick
Short Dick
Smelling Body and Armpit
Sand Papered Flat Nyansh
Bad Breath
Rough Moustach
Rough hairs on the chest and legs
Dirty nails
Shapeless


Make i go break

Oya Discuss

dubliu:
what does Nkemu mean?

Nkemu means - my ownu

Nkem means - my own

darlforme:
Thx bro I appreciate, I think I should let the cat lose but before then I have to collect my newly bought car from her before she changes the story. Thanks once more

am not a bro, but a sis