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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Refuses To Perform Ceremony Because Of Bride’s ‘Sexy Dress’ by callme2: 9:22am On Aug 14, 2013

Are you daft. Does the happiest day of her life says she should dress naked for the wedding? That was a big lesson to so many others that are planning to dress that way too. There is no room for such intentional act in the house of God. You can wear that to a party pls

priscaoge: The Pastor went too far,haba he would have warned them when he saw the so called "Half Dress" she was putting on,he should have told them that if dats wat τ̲̅ђe lady is gonna wear,then no wedding instead of asking τ̲̅ђe remaining part of τ̲̅ђe dress. Seriously its not funny. Τ̲̅ђe happiest day of their lives aπϑ U̶̲̥̅̊ toiled with it? Its really really painful.

Celebrities › Re: 'Oprah Lied" - Salesgirl Accused Of Racist Comment by callme2: 8:16pm On Aug 13, 2013

Celebrities › Re: 'Oprah Lied" - Salesgirl Accused Of Racist Comment by callme2: 8:11pm On Aug 13, 2013

Celebrities › Re: 'Oprah Lied" - Salesgirl Accused Of Racist Comment by callme2: 8:06pm On Aug 13, 2013

I really

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Celebrities › Re: 'Oprah Lied" - Salesgirl Accused Of Racist Comment by callme2: 3:50pm On Aug 13, 2013

The girl is lying, period. She's just cooking up all those Motherless stories for the interest of their Shop and probably her Known Madam too.

If i be Oprah, I'll feel the same way too especially when i want to buy something i saw and liked then the sales girl will be giving me an option without bringing what i actually wanted.

There's so much meaning to that. It's obvious

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Fashion › Re: Stop Showing So Much Flesh. Be Decent! by callme2: 12:35pm On Dec 20, 2011

@POSTER

which planet earth you dey? eh?

have you seen what our so called married women wear these days? You better wash your eyes off from the young girls before i go loose my temper on you.

infact, even the married women with children pump their breast anyhow.

Romance › Re: Women, Can You Marry More Than One Husband? by callme2: 6:20pm On Dec 15, 2011

michelin89:
Let's make efforts with our spelling and grammar.

meaning? mechiline tyre

Romance › Re: Women, Can You Marry More Than One Husband? by callme2: 5:51pm On Dec 15, 2011

nonsence post

Romance › Re: When Is The Right Age To Get Married? by callme2: 5:44pm On Dec 15, 2011

the right age is

8 years or

85 years

tnx

Romance › Re: How Best To Forget A Crush? by callme2: 5:38pm On Dec 07, 2011

@ Op

Those we think good
might be the worst

Appearance is deceiving
Deceived not by it
Many wear innocent face
which is not realistic
with it people are deceived
To win peoples approval

Think and stop judging by appearance
which has misled most of you guys
and compelled you to take wrong deceisions

There is nothing to lean on in appearance
for they are deceiving

tnx

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 4:41pm On Dec 05, 2011

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]I Wouldn't Need to sweat Over Yo type Love -- U could go all way fighting to have me

Cheap Nigerian Asss! [/color]

come make i fight to have you nah. Boy, but you auglt oooooooo

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 4:36pm On Dec 05, 2011

lefulefu:
PUTS UP OBITUARY BOARD

see who dey talk. Attention seeker

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 2:36pm On Dec 05, 2011

Mr, Cork:
is this thread about London based NIgerian guys (Moi ) or homebased Nigerian guys (Ugly fuglys )?

are you a London based guy or London based cork?

Romance › Re: 5 Way To Keep Your Man From Cheating! by callme2: 1:28pm On Dec 05, 2011

Mr, Cork:
slimyem <<<<<< Dracula is awake

are you a guy or a CORK?

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 1:15pm On Dec 05, 2011

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Yup! Cos she sounds Single and lonely -- Why not help out the Poor Gurl? [/color]

why are all these amature boys in DISTRESS just because i told them what they've got

Tiny Joystick
Short Joystick
Smelling Body and Armpit
Sand Papered Flat Nyansh
Bad Breath
Rough Moustach
Rough hairs on the chest and legs
Dirty nails
Shapeless

Make i go break.

Oya am back

baloon navel
smelling boxer
cartapillar head
pot belly + lizard waist (imagine)

make i go lunch

Politics › Re: Same-sex Marriage Bill Is Irrevocable – David Mark by callme2: 12:13pm On Dec 05, 2011

Ehisod:
Nigerians !!! na wa o! Na same sex marriage be our problem for dis country? There are so many important legislations and reports that have refused to see the light of day. Yet see the speed wen this bill take pass. Yeye senate and their president.

Dont worry, very soon your brothers and sisters, wife or husband go soon begin practice am. fool

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 10:53pm On Dec 03, 2011

bekay911:
Speechless!!!!!

why na?

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 10:52pm On Dec 03, 2011

Yorisb:
Who's 'call-me' again kwa?

you will know who Call-Me is any day/time you mess up here

Romance › Re: Why Do Blackmen Have Very Poor Taste When They Date Outside Their Race? by callme2: 10:43pm On Dec 03, 2011

nawtiichic:
@OP the reasons are simple:

low self esteem
&
inferiority complex
, ive met a couple of low-life black men who feel a sense of achievement having knocked up a white woman regardless of her appearance or character, its really quite pathetic

i dey your back. The correct oyibo girls dont even notice naija guys or see their faces let alone to marry them.

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 6:31pm On Dec 03, 2011

190_@:
Is that question for call me

@190, please ask him oooooooooooooooo

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 9:38am On Dec 03, 2011

190_@:
BIN AROUND

HOWS YOUR HUSBAND MR CORK

Cork he is gradually repenting

lefulefu getting on my nerves, he's annoying "Attention Seeker"

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 9:30am On Dec 03, 2011

$ugardaddy:
@call-me
wel, if you don't have an idea of what a short d.i.c.k is @ your finger tips, then you really can't complain because it's relative.
for the records, i once bleeped a lady that made so much noise like call-me & ileke-idi for close to 2 hours non-stop with my "short" joystick until she practically passed out (sic) for like 10secs. it's the scariest sexcapade i've ever indulged in till date and you are there calling some di.c.ks short? it all depends on who is carrying what!

so long as you are loaded with cashhhhhh, the shortness or tiny J.S can be managed just to make you feel important

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 9:15am On Dec 03, 2011

190_@:
Call me

do u remember me

i've missed you so much. Where have you been?

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 9:09am On Dec 03, 2011

$ugardaddy:
@call me, ileke-idi, et al
Ok, now saying a joystick is short is ambiguous. In metres or inches, what do refer to as a short joystick?

ask lefulefu and your fellow guys

Romance › Re: Does It Really Matter To Males? by callme2: 9:04am On Dec 03, 2011

190_@:
FALLS FROM BED

yes i do

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 9:01am On Dec 03, 2011

they scream and shout just to make you feel they are enjoying your short joystick man

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 8:56am On Dec 03, 2011

$ugardaddy:
@call-me
This is why I don't listen to naija babes whenever they are screaming & shouting while being bleeped. You said my d.i.c.k was hitting your fu.c.k.i.n.,g w.o.m.b the last time, now it's suddenly short & tiny on NL abi

Romance › Re: Most Annoying Poster In The Romance Section 2011 by callme2: 9:43am On Dec 02, 2011

lefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

he's disgusting

Romance › Re: Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 5:28pm On Dec 01, 2011

For me is their

Tiny Dick
Short Dick
Smelling Body and Armpit
Sand Papered Flat Nyansh
Bad Breath
Rough Moustach
Rough hairs on the chest and legs
Dirty nails
Shapeless

Make i go break

Romance › Which Physical Features Do You Hate In Naija Guys? Part 2 of Lefulefu's Thread by callme2(op): 5:23pm On Dec 01, 2011

Oya Discuss

Culture › Re: Nairalanders, Please What Is The Meaning Of Nkemu by callme2: 4:16pm On Nov 11, 2011

dubliu:
what does Nkemu mean?

Nkemu means - my ownu

Nkem means - my own

Romance › Re: ... by callme2: 4:17pm On Nov 10, 2011

darlforme:
Thx bro I appreciate, I think I should let the cat lose but before then I have to collect my newly bought car from her before she changes the story. Thanks once more

am not a bro, but a sis

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