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SportsRe: Ademola Lookman Makes Final List Of CAF Player Of The Year (Men) Award by Callosobruchus(m): 9:49am On Nov 19, 2024
E no go shock me if dem carry am give Hakimi of Morocco. Ballon d'or tins on my mind.
PoliticsRe: Labour Party’s Votes In The Last 5 Governorship Elections Held by Callosobruchus(m): 3:19pm On Nov 18, 2024
The total figure of the five states is still a far cry from the figures obtained from a PDP or APC candidate in a single state gubernatorial election. Hehehe...
EducationRe: This Could Have Brought Us Together But Ended Up Breaking Us The More. by Callosobruchus(m): 3:12pm On Nov 18, 2024
I usually contribute money to end of year parties but have never attended, it's not as if I'm a loser (far from that by the grace of God) but because of what I hear from others who attend,I was even told by one that if I drive my car to the venue I'd automatically be labeled to be among the snub group amongst us cause the "snub members" would openly and readily embrace me.I once misplaced my phone and couldn't access the WhatsApp group when I bought a new phone and that was it;no need to call the admin to add me back because the group is filled with enough of "snub vibes".
PS:No be everybody go make am at de same time.
PoliticsRe: Five Feared Dead As Sit-At-Home Enforcers Attack Anambra Communities by Callosobruchus(m): 2:50pm On Nov 18, 2024
Biafrans killing Biafrans as a protest to achieve the Biafra Sovereign state. De tin no funny una?
CrimeRe: NDLEA Intercepts Hard Drugs Concealed In Food Items, Arrest Masterminds At MMIA, by Callosobruchus(m): 12:14pm On Nov 18, 2024
If I'm a drug dealer I'd lay low until Marwa is no longer the boss of NDLEA. That man knows his job very well, kudos to him.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Rwanda: AFCON 2025 Qualifier (1 - 2) On 18th November 2024 by Callosobruchus(m): 12:11pm On Nov 18, 2024
Let the Super Eagles don't come and be going to do anyhow because they've qualified O! History is watching them closely with red eyes.
CrimeRe: Libya: They’ll Terminate Your Pregnancy And Force You To Sleep With Men Same Day by Callosobruchus(m): 12:06pm On Nov 18, 2024
Poverty can drag you into making unimaginable decisions. No matter how broke you are never compromise your self esteem. Be wise in your hunger, one day e go pure.
PoliticsRe: Gov Eno Postpones Minimum Wage Implementation In Akwa Ibom by Callosobruchus(m): 10:04am On Nov 18, 2024
At least this one has a reason, Benue State governor isn't saying anything about the minimum wage increment in the midst of this hyper inflation. Truth is this present administration in the state is only one step better than the previous one, nothing close to being good.
PoliticsRe: LP Candidate Blames Peter Obi, NLC For Ondo Election Loss by Callosobruchus(m): 9:19am On Nov 18, 2024
So eLuPee bin de get hope say dem go win? Hehehe... I call it the "Olusegun Mimiko hope".
SportsRe: Edo Queens Beat Mamelodi Sundowns In CAF Champions League, Qualify For Semis by Callosobruchus(m): 6:44am On Nov 17, 2024
Wow! Congrats to Edo Queens and Nigeria.
HealthRe: Genetically Modified Mosquitoes Can't Penetrate Human Skin (Video) by Callosobruchus(m): 2:54pm On Nov 16, 2024
Would the GM mosquito eat up the conventional ones?
PoliticsRe: Gov Eno Postpones Minimum Wage Implementation In Akwa Ibom by Callosobruchus(m): 2:38pm On Nov 16, 2024
Benue State government started promising the payment of minimum wage by April, today we're in November and the government is still telling its work force to be patient, they're working on it. Don't play with politicians O!
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Sacks MC Oluomo As NURTW National President by Callosobruchus(m): 2:31pm On Nov 16, 2024
Make una de stop to confuse us abeg! Kano, Nassarawa, Plateau etc governors were sacked by the court but they're still there after all the long court story. Would this MC Oluomo case as the president of NURTW be different?
CrimeRe: Woman Caught While Trying To Scám The Shop Owner ₦518,000 With A Fake Transfer by Callosobruchus(m): 2:26pm On Nov 16, 2024
Why she de cry? You wan' be thief and you no get liver.
BusinessRe: John Ezeobi: Meet Anambra Youngest Most Successful Industrialists (Photos) by Callosobruchus(m): 10:28am On Nov 16, 2024
While the serious ones are building the economy the unserious ones are pulling it down by enforcing an unnecessary "sit at home" on Mondays and any other day they seem fit.
HealthRe: FG Unveils Plan To End Open Defecation By 2030 by Callosobruchus(m): 10:20am On Nov 16, 2024
Future impossible tense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel ‘destroyed’ Secret Iranian Nuclear Weapons Research Facility. by Callosobruchus(m): 8:32am On Nov 16, 2024
I'm thinking of Donald Trump's reaction right now.
Music/RadioRe: Top 6 Artists Who Were Snubbed On The 2025 Grammys Nomination List by Callosobruchus(m): 7:26am On Nov 16, 2024
When there are too many competent people but little slots there must always be a complaint.
CrimeRe: Police Parade 23 Suspected Cultists, Child Abductors In Edo by Callosobruchus(m): 7:20am On Nov 16, 2024
Edo and cultism na 5 and 6.
FoodRe: Noodles With Snake Meat: Eat Or Pass? by Callosobruchus(m): 7:03am On Nov 16, 2024
When I was a young dude in the early nineties one of my late uncles offered me snake meat but I declined. Few minutes later after perceiving the aroma of the P soup I changed my mind and wanted to give it a try but it was too late; uncle don chop am finish. Today I think I'd be interested in eating snake meat if given the opportunity, but you have to unskin it, I can't be eating snake with a colour pattern like the one in this noodle.
Car TalkRe: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by Callosobruchus(m): 3:10pm On Nov 15, 2024
I've never been a car crazy person, I watched my younger and elder brother quarel and yell at each other on who will drive my mum's car dah year. I just de look for de tin wey make car de sweet dem so badly but I no fit find. I learnt how to drive at a late age and it was after I bought my own car, I used my own car to learn how to drive. If not for the fact that it takes me from one location to another with convenience and the societal noble attachment it comes with I see nothing that big in driving a car.
Car TalkRe: Sneaking Out With Mums Car by Callosobruchus(m): 3:06pm On Nov 15, 2024
I've never been a car crazy person, I watched my younger and elder brother quarel and yell at each other on who will drive my mum's car dah year. I just de look for de tin wey make car de sweet dem so badly but I no fit find. I learnt how to drive at a late age and it was after I bought my own car, I used my own car to learn how to drive.
RomanceRe: My Room Mate Telling My Girlfriend To Sweep The Room by Callosobruchus(m): 2:46pm On Nov 15, 2024
This matter na small children own. Our brains too full to accommodate this kain trivial issue.
CelebritiesRe: Nigerians, Please Forgive Us. Let The Good Ways Come Back - Happie Boys Beg(vid) by Callosobruchus(m): 2:42pm On Nov 15, 2024
This time make una dance Michael Jackson, maybe him go watch una come help una. Shebi you know what I mean?
FashionRe: Aba Residents Publicly Humiliate Lady Over Her Dressing (Photos) by Callosobruchus(m): 2:35pm On Nov 15, 2024
Crazy people too plenty for Nigeria, if say we no de put our eyes for wetin no concern us Nigeria for don grow pass America.
CrimeRe: Oil Seller Gunned Down By Unknown Gunmen In Benin City (Photos) by Callosobruchus(m): 2:28pm On Nov 15, 2024
Houseofglam7:
The perpetrators will most likely walk free 😫
Walk free for how long? As we speak his "brothers" in the game have already started planning a reprisal attack. This one no be police issue but there's nothing like walk free, na kill me I kill you something.
CrimeRe: Oil Seller Gunned Down By Unknown Gunmen In Benin City (Photos) by Callosobruchus(m): 2:23pm On Nov 15, 2024
A bus driver who is alleged to be a cultist was gunned down in my area as well. A day of gunning down I guess.
TravelRe: Lagos-Bound Air Peace Flight Grounded After Bird Strike (Video) by Callosobruchus(m): 6:36am On Nov 15, 2024
iyke484real:
That's a clever joke! The answer, of course, is "none" – a bird's weight doesn't ground a flight. Planes are grounded due to weather, mechanical issues, or air traffic control decisions, not bird weight! How ever Bird strikes can ground flights due to safety concerns, regardless of the bird's weight. Here's why:

Causes of Bird Strikes
Hmmm!We learn everyday...

1. Engine damage: Birds can be sucked into engines, causing damage or failure. (Engines draw in large amounts of air to generate thrust, the engine's inlet creates a low-pressure zone, pulling air in together with birds that fly near airports unaware of aircraft movement)


2. Windshield damage: Birds can crack or shatter windshields, impairing pilot visibility.

3. Airframe damage: Birds can collide with wings, control surfaces or other critical areas.

Consequences

1. Engine failure: Can lead to loss of power or control.

2. Loss of visibility: Impairs pilots' ability to navigate.

3. Structural damage: Compromises aircraft integrity.

Safety Protocols

1. Immediate landing: Pilots must land as soon as safely possible.

2. Inspection: Aircraft undergoes thorough inspection for damage.

3. Repair or replacement: Necessary repairs or part replacements are made.

Even small birds (e.g., sparrows, pigeons) can cause significant damage. The weight of the bird isn't as crucial as the potential impact on critical aircraft systems.

Sources:

1. International Air Transport Association (IATA)
2. Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
3. International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO)
PoliticsRe: CIA Did Not Confirm Tinubu As An Asset - Reno Omokri by Callosobruchus(m): 12:55pm On Nov 14, 2024
Some Nigerians will argue firmly with you that India won the Green Eagles(now Super Eagles) of Nigeria by 99 goals to 1.The very credulous set of people in Nigeria are just too much. One can get killed from their gullibility;all you have to do is to sell a lie to them that a person in their midst is a villain, they'd buy it with total conviction without verification.
Foreign AffairsRe: Shocked’ Husband Speechless As Wife Files For Divorce After He Voted For Trump by Callosobruchus(m): 12:43pm On Nov 14, 2024
cococandy:
This is not a regular election. Voting for preferred candidates has never been an issue between friends much less married couples. Republicans and democrats used to come together after elections, respect each other and try to work together. That went out the window with Trump.

In fact, most people on a normal day don’t give AF about politics. And most of us belong in that category. Once he goes away and a new less disgusting republican leader comes along, I might even stop caring about politics once again.

But if you live with a partner that you think you know and they support someone similar to Hitler or that North Korean dictator, you will surely question how well you know this person you thought you knew.

Before you say “oh he’s not like those other guys”, pls I’m begging you to look stuff up before replying.

"As we speak he’s picking incompetent yes men to staff his cabinet so they can’t question him when he’s going against the law".

I would find it extremely difficult to have admiration much less sexual desire for a partner who can’t reason critically about important issues. It’s not a reconcilable difference in my opinion.

Where I blame her is that she must have know he leans this way. It’s hard to hide that type of mentality. Maybe she thought this time around he’ll surely see that it’s gone too far and maybe not vote for him. Guess she underestimated the power of the herd.
Let me quote you.


"As we speak he’s picking incompetent yes men to staff his cabinet so they can’t question him when he’s going against the law".

Let me ask you;can you prove that the people who Trump is employing into his cabinet are incompetent? Do you know what the majority of Americans saw in Trump before they voted him in? Hating your unprefered candidate does not automatically means that he's incompetent. Let's leave it for time, only time shall tell.
TravelRe: Lagos-Bound Air Peace Flight Grounded After Bird Strike (Video) by Callosobruchus(m): 12:05pm On Nov 14, 2024
I don't understand O! How many Kilogrammes does the bird weigh to make a flight be grounded?
Foreign AffairsRe: Shocked’ Husband Speechless As Wife Files For Divorce After He Voted For Trump by Callosobruchus(m): 11:59am On Nov 14, 2024
cococandy:
. But if he loved her, he wouldn’t vote for against her wellbeing. I’m sure she feels betrayed
Is voting against your preferred candidate by your husband serious enough to divorce him? Divorce O! Well, I don't know about you but my passion for politics and political candidates has a healthy limit.

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