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robosky02:
Nigerians are so good

They can Excel anywhere

Ask Mikel

How he was transformed from a start number 10 to a
Defensive midfielder

Same as Victor moses who was converted from winger/attacking midfielder to a right back by Chelsea's Antonio Conte at that time.It paid off for Chelsea in the end.

Politicians are unaware of the fact that even the masses now see a 100k as being meagre.

I spend N10,000 almost daily on unreasonable things.That same amount is what the state government is adding to pensioners' pensions on a monthly basis and is been announced on the media as an achievement.Politicians no get joy at all.

Una tink say dem di fight and kill eashoda di way una dem supporters di fight and kill eashoda?Dem get di bar,dem di rest well.Na una wey di hungry di angry and fight eashoda.Dem politicians know say na so di tin be, that is why dem di manipulate una anyhow on top di political space to get wetin Dem want.

When I saw the caption I just knew that it didn't happen in Nigeria.I know how Nigerian news de be, this one no follow.

Wait O!I hate dishonesty!I practically watched on NTA news some few years back on how IMF was advising Buhari's administration to remove fuel subsidy.

Why is Benue State government dragging it's feet when it comes to minimum wage matters?Poorest state in Nigeria when it comes to workers' welfare.

This is not a surprise.Some people's financial blessings come in times of war.

Russia vs Ukraine, Israel vs Palestine, Israel vs Iran, North Korea vs South Korea tension.Make e no pass like this O!We don't want a third world war.

Because of those small-small Nigerian ashies and other poor and desperate Nigerians wey Libyans de maltreat anyhow for inside Libya dem come tink say dem get level pass the entire Nigeria.Dem go see pepper.

As if they didn't hear about the Jigawa incident some few days ago.Nigerians can be very stubborn.This is a true definition of foolish courage.

Nobody has denied the Igbos presidency,all one Igbo man needs is to have a political spread across the 6 geopolitical zones in a popular political party in the country.Dazz all.

I seriously knacked one today who is always sick and needs 5k for drugs when I'm out of town.How did I knack her?She called me with her usual dull voice that she was sick,I told her that I was in town and would like to see her.Na so sickness topic take end O!

Dem don make their bar finish.Carry go!

How did I instinctively get to know that this news is not coming from Nigeria immediately I read the headline.Mr "video creator",next time you make a video you should check the loudness of the background music/sound,it's too loud to the point that it overwhelms the sound of the people conversing.

You make the loudest of noise,yet you're the ones who get scared the most.Who is the sit at home going to affect negatively anyway?

Which kain ruff play be this?

Yahoo plus guy:Babe,be my baby.I will take you shopping,buy you things, travel with you
around the world.
Babe:Ok,I will be your baby.
Police:Hey,you are under arrest for killing your girlfriend.
Yahoo plus guy:Ah-ah!E never reach like that nau!Make una take una share of N10m.
Police:Na now you de talk.
A very short story.

You people don't understand the whole thing, the torchlight is encrusted with diamond while the walkie talkie can receive network from planet Mars.I will defend Governor Diri with all my heart...😄

What do you people expect?For him to get fatter and more attractive?The last time I checked they do not serve delicious fried rice and chicken in any correctional facility.This to me is not news cause there's no "wow" element in it.Congratulations for your release dude.

jetguy:
Arresting Wizkid is not the problem.
But my concern now is, I bought house 🏠 around Lekki face one, and I wanted to move in, and I can't find the location since yesterday 😕😔

"Face" or "phase"?I want to know.

Who wrote this stuff?It seems the person is kinda high of something.Very poor reportage.Well,may his soul rest in peace.

Will Americans be willing to vote for another black president shortly after Barack Obama? Especially judging from the fact that she's a woman;a gender that has never been the president of America.

When will this man rest?It is common place that most people who talk too much are liars.When dem don talk di truth finish wey their mouth never bellefull for yarn dem go do top up with plenty lies.

dontai:
what of lucky Dube?

You can say that again.Marc Batchelor;a South African ex international footballer who had a feud with Oscar Pistorious because of a woman was also shot dead by his country people.Vawulence too full dem head.

Benue State have not shown any iota of readiness as well.I wonder why anytime salary news is been brought up Benue State is almost always never included even though it is the worst hit state in Nigeria in terms of salary payment and minimum wage increment.

Gadafii:
I told you last time, breezy really need to be very careful in South Africa before they gun him down because he looks like AKA.


Imagine south Africans killing AKA, literary their A-list artiste on the street like a dog, those people ya werey gaan😂

They also killed their senior football national team goal keeper some few years back,that's just one among the many celebrities that died from their own people.

Ijiot busy body NGOs everywhere.These are the same kind of people that would come to your face and blab about "the bible tells us to forgive who have wronged us" yen,yen,yen... something that happened since the time of Alexander the Great they're still keeping it in mind against Chris Brown up until today.Even Rihanna no carry di tin for head again.Mtchew!

Numerouno94:
Lol. Funny peepz everywhere.

How funny am I?

tishbite42:
Don't mention 50 Cent
G G G G Unit forever
Gangstas don't do that gay or paedophile sheet
We G'd up
Diddy and Jay Z will get exposed
Gay Z, I meant

Those white blokes can come for you in numerous ways;drugs,gun running,wife battery(very dangerous one),rape,tax evasion etc.

adioolayi:
Update yourself....Messi equals it

https://www.timesnownews.com/sports/football/5-players-with-most-hat-tricks-in-international-football-photo-gallery-114282143/3

The post must have been edited by a Messi fan.😃

88000Mw can never be achievable in Nigeria, not even half of it,you know why?It will take billions of naira away from those few greedy b@stards who are benefiting from power outage.You don't expect them to shoot themselves in the leg.