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This is what happens when you get married to someone who doesn't love or have any feelings for you.The most painful part is that a man can easily tell when a girl doesn't love him but that "mumu love" he has for her would keep on deceiving him that she would come along eventually. |
"The lifecycle of a Compressed Natural Gas (CNG) cylinder is at least 15 years". 15 years!!!?I'm thinking about the number of car explosions and number of deaths that will occur in Nigeria by 2039 and beyond. A typical Nigerian driver will never replace any cylinder after 15 years as long as the vehicle still moves. This is extremely dangerous for us in the nearest future, painfully enough in Africa we don't prevent, we only attempt to cure. No government is going to pay any attention to any mishap which will occur through CNG cylinder explosion until a major one occurs which might cause a death toll of about a hundred or two hundred at a time, and by that time cumulative deaths might have occured that might be numbering up to a thousand or more from a single or two deaths. |
Atink dem say FIFA ban India for beating Nigeria 99 goals to 1.I'm still looking for the beer parlour that that man who invented this lie sat and drank his beer while inventing the lie. |
Zonefree:Yes, it is everywhere in Northern Nigeria. |
otokpsy:Don't be too hopeful, they always talk and seldomly do. If Otukpo to Utonkon road is bad it then simply means that your dream will not still come true should the Igumale-Agila road is fixed; your tyre and shocks go still hear am on transit. |
It's a good development. But the negligence of Civil Servants and pensioners in the state is so glaring. No N30k minimum wage implementation, no form of palliative to Civil Servants after subsidy removal, no implementation of the N70k minimum wage(infact,they don't even talk about it anymore). Now that's sad, really sad. |
How dem no go lose customers? Woman wey bre@st don fall finish still de do shakara for fine boy. |
$25k?I will start from Facebook, from there I will travel around Nigeria beginning from the Southwest(no tribal jibe intended;he's most likely to be there because he's from there). He's a very bad man, we must catch him. |
It should be made clear to journalists that a 20 year old should never be regarded as a "man" but a "boy" in Nigeria. |
So in this 21st century we still have a country where the son of the president is the vice president and the nephew of the president is vying for the presidential sit? Equatorial Guinea no get money, if say dem get money the western world (especially USA) for don chook mouth for their matter like dem do to start de Arab Spring. |
"Mohammed claimed he wanted to sell the vehicle in Kaduna to fund his football academy dreams in Abuja, despite earning N70,000 monthly". I miss the days when this statement was relevant, today wetin be N70, 000? Very soon e go turn to the amount wey we de take buy one satchet water. That not withstanding a thief is a thief, he should be caught and treated as one accordingly as the law permits. |
Raila Atiku Abubakar Odinga should rest. The hippo has no place in Aso Villa, he should rest. |
The confusion has already begun from the onset. LUFT or LUTF? |
Colours do not mean anything in Nigerian politics today because the political parties are dead;you wear green they'd think of you as a supporter of the Super Eagles, you wear red;a supporter of Manchester United, light blue;a supporter of Manchester City. That's just how it is. |
Benue State will not comply to any strike;definite or indefinite. Their citizens are very docile, if the governor tells them that he'd increase the minimum wage to 70k in 2027 should they vote him in for the next administration they'd smile and say "thank you very much Sir". |
What's wrong with Man City? |
This online president visits everywhere, when is he going to visit Boko Haram to celebrate the birth of their commander's child? |
How about the "Holy Ghost Fire" churches whom their pastors shout as if they want to bring Heaven down to Earth? They should have their category; aren't they called the Pentecostal Churches? Why are they not in the list? Perhaps you classified them using another nomenclature. |
And nobody is mentioning Benue State which government is paying less than N18000 as minimum wage up until today. Very funny. |
No Baltasar on the list? Na ojoro be that. I stand with Equatorial Guinea, they produce the best type of music. |
Another propaganda message for Usheshuku to intensify the sit at home rule in the Yeast,another false hope to inspire Ushenna to kill Toshuku for not staying at home on Monday. |
He's still in love with chinge at his age. Rainy season will come again, all he needs is a basin half filled with water. |
It's very common to see a teacher in a private school who doesn't complain bitterly. Why is it always so? Meanwhile, I don't think that the word is "Proprietoress"; you're not spelling it correctly. |
kalvoken:Is Trump your president?What will his remark change for you? |
Check your oil filter(or anything that can possibly make your engine consume excessive fuel while faulty), I almost sold my Toyota Camry dah year because I wasn't impressed with the fuel consumption until I discovered that it was the oil filter that was messing up the whole thing. |
Is Trump the INEC Chairman of Nigeria? I saw the annoying caption and deliberately refuse to read the body. Atiku the serial loser has taken his desperation to another level walahi! |
This is a very big joke but I don't feel like laughing right now. |
House wife be shooting herself a gun in the leg. Of what use would she be to the husband when the house help starts bearing children for her husband. |
No wage award, no form of palliative whatsoever to civil servants and pensioners, no 30k minimum wage, now no 70k minimum wage. I wonder who cursed Benue State. |
9japride:Yesterday I read a news here on nairaland about how over 100 people were abducted in Zamfara, is Zamfara a South Eastern state? We read and watch on various media platforms about the atrocities been carried out by Boko Haram, ISWAP and bandits accross Northern Nigerian states;is that the South East? That's my problem with most of you people from the South East, always trying to play the victim card. Onye marginalization. |
Anything wey happen this one go chook mouth. Busy body. |
flyinnizam:The soldiers that carried out the coup of 1966(Nzeogwu, Okafor, Ifaejuna and the rest)were all Majors in the army;there were no Major General, no Brigadier General, no General among them.Infact, the idea of the coup was to wipe out senior army officers in top positions. |

