₦airaland Forum

The cabals tried to stop Tinubu's 2023 success by inciting an artificially extreme hardship on the masses by creating artificial fuel and cash scarcity prior to the election. He still won.

This must have happened some few minutes after I've reached Makurdi. I reached Makurdi from Abuja today at exactly 3:15pm . May the souls of those that died in the crash rest in peace.

A successful man that is not successful. What an irony!

Trump is stopping aids to start AIDS . How many people in Africa can afford ARV on an over the counter basis ?

Why is this genocide by the Fulanis been tagged as farmers herders clash ? I mean,how can being butchered in the farm or slaughtered in the wee hours while in bed at your abode a clash? Make we de tell our self de truth nau? The leniency is just too glaring.

How would successful politicians ever believe that a common man in Nigeria is suffering when they keep talking in billions? At that stage their mental state would only consider poverty as a myth been made up by people who oppose them.

There's this girl that I used to assist financially one or two times in the past, she reappeared around my neighborhood after some years of absence and went straight to the point of asking me for financial assistance; I assisted her with a "substantial amount"; so to speak, because one, she's kind of a friend of mine and most importantly, two; because she mysteriously lost her parents within a week ( her dad died and during the course of burial preparation in less than a week after he died,his wife slumped and died as well) . My assisting her happened several months after her parents' demise .In less than a week after assisting her she called me again and asked for financial assistance, I lied to her about how I couldn't assist her financially at that moment. In the evening of that same day she texted me and asked me if I could assist her financially ,I didn't reply. I stopped picking her calls until a day came when a strange number called me, it was her. We talked and I still lied to her as to why I couldn't assist her financially. A strange number called me again and I decided to ignore the call so as to find out who the caller was via the Truecaller app, it was a dude whose name I didn't recognize, I called back only to realize that it was her again, I feigned being in a meeting, that I'd call her back later. From that day up until today I usually have about 6
to 10 missed calls on a daily from the dudes number she uses to call me. I dislike blocking people for reasons unknown to me.
The big question here is who's that dude who lends her his phone on a daily basis to call me? I know for sure that he's not her relative in any way ; they're not of the same tribe judging from the dudes name , and I know for a fact that she doesn't have any aunt that married a person from the dude's tribe to make her have a cousin from the dude's tribe. Who's that dude for crying out loud ? Her mumu boyfriend ? Fear women.

All of a sudden El-Rufai has become a talkative.

I know that wrestling as a sport is scripted and staged. But how about boxing? Isn't it worse than the American football?

I've read crime stories in the past, but this particular one is one of a kind; I can't just put my finger on it.

Yet he wouldn't be arrested for comments that could incite ethnic and religious violence.

What did I just read? Nigeria can never succeed to its expected status as long as this leniency to these foreigners keep existing. If I hold a gun I'd be arrested and charged for possession of firearm, but if a herdsman is in possession of a gun it alright.

The security system in Nigeria has been severely compromised. Why would a security personnel want peace when at war they're been allocated huge amounts of money for the procurement of weapons; weapons that will exist in form of money in their private pockets. It quite sad.

If you don't know how to lie or have the ability to change your mind in sticky situations do not join politics, it's not for you.

How many women's day do we have in a year? Even a half day is not assigned to men . If you talk small dem go begin shout victim.

How can one lust over a four year old for crying out loud?

I haven't eaten rice for over a month now, maybe because I have it in abundance after harvesting and keeping it at my storage in the village .Make una continue, e no go affect some us wey agribusiness full our head. Na now we de run am pass.

I'm over forty but unmarried, I regret my action of giving two girls money to abort my child(ren) on two occasions (2004 and 2010) . Today I'd have been a proud father of two kids from two baby mamas that I would've blanked for good. Today I de reason to impregnate one girl wey de retail orishirishi for de same purpose but my status de fall my hand. If I vex finish I go end up doing am O, because wetin dey streets now na fine girls with annoying entitlement attitude.
Give me this, give me that , I need this, I need that. Their only contribution na pvssy O! Mtchew!
Marriage on a good day na scam, especially if you marry out of societal pressure.

It's a welcome development. Next we'd start talking about why men ; the provider of the universe would go down on their knees to propose to girls for a "White wedding". Which one be "White wedding? "

Well, it didn't affect me in my state, matter of fact the salary for February came earlier than I thought. Thumbs up to my legit governor; he's making us proud around here.
PS: Salary though is not on the top of my priority list of hustles . But we still de like de alert when e come so that e no go be like say politicians de deprive us of our right.

I know about sibling rivalry, but I've never encountered a twin who is always having problems with his identical except Peter and Paul of P Square.
PS: Before anyone would counter me about how identical they are just go and search for their old photos and/or videos. I no know how dem take run am wey e no come de hard us to differentiate one from the other . Peter became fatter .

gsmphoneseller:
God punish your papa.

It was a Yoruba coup. Ode.

The spelling is not "Ode" but "Ordeh" , pronounce Ijebu ode then you'd understand what I mean. "Ode" is a name borne by people from Benue south. My friend gets really angry when you spell ordeh using his name O. D. E.

No photo of the dashboard cover? Oops!

Nigeria is "shining" on that list mehn ! Nigeria to the world, we no de carry last .

What a tragic incident. Meanwhile I'd like to know that police woman better.

Gen Z an Gen Alpha snap pictures and make videos anywhere and everywhere they go to. I told a friend that I just bought a car and he told me to show him the picture of the car in my phone and I told him that I don't have it, everyone one including him just looked at me like a man who's coming from 6000BC.

Anytime wey I de eat for mama put na just tie I de tie mind O!

This news is not complete. What prompted the "hoodlums" to attack? Was the Corp member trying to resist been robbed ? Is it a girl related beef ? Or a cult related incident ? Or is it just an outright unprovoked attack ?

How much does it cost? I'm asking because of the simps in our community. If it is expensive then it means that the simps are going to fall into financial troubles as it stands.

This literally implies that a person who couldn't further his/her education due to financial constraint cannot apply for a job with his or her primary school certificate or JSCE certificate. Is that a good development? Well, this is Nigeria; there must always be a way to navigate things.

I guess that Wike is an "untouchable" member of the PDP.